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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hi all. Hope you’re all having a FAB time.

My neighbour is a single (older woman) who lives with just her son who often works away. I’ve heard her once masturbating through the bathroom window as it was open one afternoon. It made me so horny I didn’t know what to do. Anyway, I forgot about it until I heard her on the phone to who I’m assuming is her friend mentioning how horny she’s been getting lately.

My question is, would you say or do anything to get into her knickers or just leave her be? I’ve fantasised over fucking her in the past but don’t know if it’s a bit close to home?

Please, honest opinions only.

TIA

frankie

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Practice your Milk Tray moves

Oh, and buy her a bunch of flowers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lol. Isn’t that a bit full on. Flowers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t do flowers wine works better lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go with two cups of tea and say you ain’t got no milk and have a tea with her.

Been there, done that, got free blow job and milk

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Noooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol. Isn’t that a bit full on. Flowers?"

Buy her some knickers and say they are to replace the ones you want to get into

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Don’t do flowers wine works better lol "

Ah g'wan g'wan g'wan. I could do with a good stag night

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don’t do flowers wine works better lol "

Lol and how do you go about doing that without looking creepy? Bearing in mind she’s a lot older than me. Sorry I probably sound clues less

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lol. Isn’t that a bit full on. Flowers?

Buy her some knickers and say they are to replace the ones you want to get into

Haha that’s a good one tbh. But I think that ship sailed because it was around a fortnight ago now. Can’t stop thinking about it though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Noooooooo

Noooo what

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Noooooooo

Noooo what

Probably noooooooo don't go there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t do flowers wine works better lol

Lol and how do you go about doing that without looking creepy? Bearing in mind she’s a lot older than me. Sorry I probably sound clues less "

Say fancy a drink you got nothing to loose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have you spoken with her, you are neighbours, if so, being a tad over friendly shouldn't be too difficult.

maybe take her out ?

sorta expecting an exciting fuck&go could be the wrong move ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Noooooooo

Noooo what

Probably noooooooo don't go there"

It’s a noo from me noo! 4 nooos

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don’t do flowers wine works better lol

Lol and how do you go about doing that without looking creepy? Bearing in mind she’s a lot older than me. Sorry I probably sound clues less

Say fancy a drink you got nothing to loose "

Very true. Would you recommend knocking on the door and asking with a bottle of wine in my hand?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"have you spoken with her, you are neighbours, if so, being a tad over friendly shouldn't be too difficult.

maybe take her out ?

sorta expecting an exciting fuck&go could be the wrong move ?

We are neighbours and have spoken briefly. Always say hi etc but not much more tbh.

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

Offer to do any DIY jobs she may need doing it's a good way to introduce yourself with any luck it may get you into her house. If that fails offer to cut her grass if hot day do it topless. Try and strike up a conversation find out what music,movies she is into you know what I mean.

Then You could maybe offer to take her out for drink and a meal.

Good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The next time you hear her pleasuring herself....

Knock on her door and ask to barrow some sugar....

It always works in Porn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The next time you hear her pleasuring herself....

Knock on her door and ask to barrow some sugar....

It always works in Porn & Essex "

Really? Wow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t do flowers wine works better lol

Lol and how do you go about doing that without looking creepy? Bearing in mind she’s a lot older than me. Sorry I probably sound clues less

Say fancy a drink you got nothing to loose

Very true. Would you recommend knocking on the door and asking with a bottle of wine in my hand?"

Maybe it will either work or not

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Why don't you have a good lowd wank within her hearing distance.... she may chap yer door

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"We are neighbours and have spoken briefly. Always say hi etc but not much more tbh. "

Then give her some compliments about the way she looks, smile and be brave young Padawan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"have you spoken with her, you are neighbours, if so, being a tad over friendly shouldn't be too difficult.

maybe take her out ?

sorta expecting an exciting fuck&go could be the wrong move ?

We are neighbours and have spoken briefly. Always say hi etc but not much more tbh. "

It that case, maybe its time to move things forward, as an incurable flirt I believe after half a dozen hi's you have probably missed your chance.

cheesy I know, but today I asked a struggling woman'could I hold that for you' she replied 'its not often I get asked that' I learned in closer with a smile and said ' believe me, nor do I'

we both laughed at each other and went our separate ways.

Start flirting man.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

How did you know she was masturbating?

That and the phone conversation took place in private. You've built up a fantasy around it. If you want to have sex with her it's probably best to be honest about it, don't pretend that you want anything more. To that end all I can suggest is that you either give up on your quest or you knock on her door one evening with a bottle of wine.

As she's a neighbour and things could get awkward if she sends you away with a flea in your ear or you fuck and one of you wants different things to the other I would say leave it as a lovely fantasy.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

It's a wee bit close to home isn't it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's a wee bit close to home isn't it."

That did cross my mind to be honest

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"How did you know she was masturbating?

Cos he noticed his pumice stone had gone missing....

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

Too close to home. I’d leave it.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"How did you know she was masturbating?

Cos he noticed his pumice stone had gone missing...."

Ooo wheres the crossed legs, sucked in cheeks smiley when you need it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends. Do you think her son could beat the crap out of you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Depends. Do you think her son could beat the crap out of you?

Haha. Definitely not!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"It's a wee bit close to home isn't it.

That did cross my mind to be honest "

Nice boobs you have there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a wee bit close to home isn't it.

That did cross my mind to be honest

Nice boobs you have there."

See the mods are doing a cracking job

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"It's a wee bit close to home isn't it.

That did cross my mind to be honest

Nice boobs you have there."

Maybe he went for it and that's the neighbour. Couples profile incoming

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How did you know she was masturbating?

Cos he noticed his pumice stone had gone missing....

Ooo wheres the crossed legs, sucked in cheeks smiley when you need it

Haha I’ll give you that one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends. Do you think her son could beat the crap out of you?

Haha. Definitely not!"

What age is she?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's a wee bit close to home isn't it.

That did cross my mind to be honest

Nice boobs you have there.

Maybe he went for it and that's the neighbour. Couples profile incoming

Haha I haven’t gone for it yet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Depends. Do you think her son could beat the crap out of you?

Haha. Definitely not!

What age is she?"

Maybe mid 50s?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go with two cups of tea and say you ain’t got no milk and have a tea with her.

Been there, done that, got free blow job and milk

How stingy....I'd have given you a Rich Tea too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's a wee bit close to home isn't it.

That did cross my mind to be honest

Nice boobs you have there.

Maybe he went for it and that's the neighbour. Couples profile incoming

Haha no. That’s my fb in the pic.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Ask her if she wants to come to your place to watch porn on your flat screen mirror

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ask her if she wants to come to your place to watch porn on your flat screen mirror

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you decided what your going to do with all this advice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a wee bit close to home isn't it.

That did cross my mind to be honest

Nice boobs you have there.

Maybe he went for it and that's the neighbour. Couples profile incoming

Haha no. That’s my fb in the pic. "

Maybe ask your fb what she thinks?

I know, obvious right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's a wee bit close to home isn't it.

That did cross my mind to be honest

Nice boobs you have there.

Maybe he went for it and that's the neighbour. Couples profile incoming

Haha no. That’s my fb in the pic.

Maybe ask your fb what she thinks?

I know, obvious right?"

She’s just an fb. Nothing more nothing less

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you decided what your going to do with all this advice?

Not yet. So indecisive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a wee bit close to home isn't it.

That did cross my mind to be honest

Nice boobs you have there.

Maybe he went for it and that's the neighbour. Couples profile incoming

Haha no. That’s my fb in the pic.

Maybe ask your fb what she thinks?

I know, obvious right?

She’s just an fb. Nothing more nothing less "

Erm, my point was that she could give you a female opinion. Rather than asking randoms

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's a wee bit close to home isn't it.

That did cross my mind to be honest

Nice boobs you have there.

Maybe he went for it and that's the neighbour. Couples profile incoming

Haha no. That’s my fb in the pic.

Maybe ask your fb what she thinks?

I know, obvious right?

She’s just an fb. Nothing more nothing less

Erm, my point was that she could give you a female opinion. Rather than asking randoms"

Fair enough

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’m going for it tonight. Wish me luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck, let us know how it goes!

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By *anny5Man
over a year ago

washington

Knock on her door with nowt on and say cud u keep noise down pet wen ya wanking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dress up as a plumber and fix her sink . It works in the jolly adult films . Just dont go as super mario

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

Do the Frank Butcher gig. Naked bar a spinning bow tie, and ask her if you're overdressed

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By *aughtybutniceBBWWoman
over a year ago

The County of Northamptonshire

As an older woman who lives on her own, I would love this, go for it

What’s the worst that could happen? She says no thank you

But think of the best thing that could happen

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

"As an older woman who lives on her own, I would love this, go for it

What’s the worst that could happen? She says no thank you

But think of the best thing that could happen

Seriously the lady is right, fortune favours the brave...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talk to her take a bottle of wine then order some food and just see what happens. Not all life is on the net. Interaction is better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had fun with neighbours before, but it was them that initiated it. Didn't find it uncomfortable or awkward at all, but I was younger then so we're they.

I've got a neighbour now who I would like to pleasure, I've kinda made hints, but I don't think I'll have any luck, this time I do find it uncomfortable and awkward.

You have had some good ideas put to you, now you need to figure out the best one and put it into practice.

Good luck, but don't go in too heavy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As an older woman who lives on her own, I would love this, go for it

What’s the worst that could happen? She says no thank you

But think of the best thing that could happen

Wow!! Wish you was my neighbour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How did it go?

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"How did it go?"

I'd guess he bottled it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I went round there 3 days ago. Knocked on the door with a bottle of rosè and 6 beers. She invited me in. We chilled and had a nice drink. Then I brought up about hearing her masturbate.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi all. Hope you’re all having a FAB time.

My question is, would you say or do anything to get into her knickers or just leave her be? I’ve fantasised over fucking her in the past but don’t know if it’s a bit close to home?

Please, honest opinions only.

TIA

frankie "
smash her back doors in mate

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"Then I brought up about hearing her masturbate....."

Wow. Smooth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I went round there 3 days ago. Knocked on the door with a bottle of rosè and 6 beers. She invited me in. We chilled and had a nice drink. Then I brought up about hearing her masturbate....."

.....and.......

Was the good Lady's back door intact when the evening drew to a close?

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By *ranimallxl5Man
over a year ago

Winchester

Send a print out of your dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I went round there 3 days ago. Knocked on the door with a bottle of rosè and 6 beers. She invited me in. We chilled and had a nice drink. Then I brought up about hearing her masturbate....."

Spit it out!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I went round there 3 days ago. Knocked on the door with a bottle of rosè and 6 beers. She invited me in. We chilled and had a nice drink. Then I brought up about hearing her masturbate....."

She got a bit embarrassed so I said if you ever need the real thing. I’m only a whistle away....

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I went round there 3 days ago. Knocked on the door with a bottle of rosè and 6 beers. She invited me in. We chilled and had a nice drink. Then I brought up about hearing her masturbate.....

She got a bit embarrassed so I said if you ever need the real thing. I’m only a whistle away...."

Did you really tell her you'd heard her?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I went round there 3 days ago. Knocked on the door with a bottle of rosè and 6 beers. She invited me in. We chilled and had a nice drink. Then I brought up about hearing her masturbate.....

She got a bit embarrassed so I said if you ever need the real thing. I’m only a whistle away...."

And what if she can’t whistle?

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

I see your looking to play this out for maximum attention. Well done you.

A few years ago I ended up having sex with my neighbour across the road, a couple of times. (She’s about ten years older than me, so there are vague similarities to your situation.)

The sex was great. Unfortunately, unbeknownst to me, she wanted more. I thought it was just a casual thing. She took it really badly when I got into a relationship.

It soured the neighbourly relationship we had. That was almost four years ago, over the course of a month or so, and it’s only been in the last year that she’s gotten back to waving and saying hello again.

Have fun, just realise it can get awkward.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I went round there 3 days ago. Knocked on the door with a bottle of rosè and 6 beers. She invited me in. We chilled and had a nice drink. Then I brought up about hearing her masturbate.....

She got a bit embarrassed so I said if you ever need the real thing. I’m only a whistle away....

Did you really tell her you'd heard her? "

Yes. Had to have a few beers for Dutch courage though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds a bit creepy to me

Going round with the sole purpose to tell her you heard her flicking her bean......whatever floats your boat I suppose.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I went round there 3 days ago. Knocked on the door with a bottle of rosè and 6 beers. She invited me in. We chilled and had a nice drink. Then I brought up about hearing her masturbate.....

She got a bit embarrassed so I said if you ever need the real thing. I’m only a whistle away....

Did you really tell her you'd heard her?

Yes. Had to have a few beers for Dutch courage though "

I see and you say she was embarrassed. Have you seen her since?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I went round there 3 days ago. Knocked on the door with a bottle of rosè and 6 beers. She invited me in. We chilled and had a nice drink. Then I brought up about hearing her masturbate.....

She got a bit embarrassed so I said if you ever need the real thing. I’m only a whistle away....

Did you really tell her you'd heard her?

Yes. Had to have a few beers for Dutch courage though

I see and you say she was embarrassed. Have you seen her since?"

Yes. A couple of times in the garden as you can basically see each other over the fence. Briefly spoke and going round there Thursday when the son is away

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I went round there 3 days ago. Knocked on the door with a bottle of rosè and 6 beers. She invited me in. We chilled and had a nice drink. Then I brought up about hearing her masturbate.....

She got a bit embarrassed so I said if you ever need the real thing. I’m only a whistle away....

Did you really tell her you'd heard her?

Yes. Had to have a few beers for Dutch courage though

I see and you say she was embarrassed. Have you seen her since?

Yes. A couple of times in the garden as you can basically see each other over the fence. Briefly spoke and going round there Thursday when the son is away

Well I hope you both enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I went round there 3 days ago. Knocked on the door with a bottle of rosè and 6 beers. She invited me in. We chilled and had a nice drink. Then I brought up about hearing her masturbate.....

She got a bit embarrassed so I said if you ever need the real thing. I’m only a whistle away....

Did you really tell her you'd heard her?

Yes. Had to have a few beers for Dutch courage though

I see and you say she was embarrassed. Have you seen her since?

Yes. A couple of times in the garden as you can basically see each other over the fence. Briefly spoke and going round there Thursday when the son is away

Result

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My neighbour can probably hear me when I'm Skyping with my buddy.

I can hear his dog barking and conversations he has when his family visit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When i had my old house i heard my older male neighbour wanking. It was quite hot.

Time before that, when it was someone else living there, i heard the fella there having an all night sexathon with some gobby lady. Giving it all the porn sounds she was but i could hear him slapping her arse and going on the bed creaking he was giving her a good hard pounding and coukd hear his heavy breathing/panting.

I was well jell!

my bean got flicked till it was red raw that night!!!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I'm glad we live in a detached house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must have thin walls in these houses lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi all. Hope you’re all having a FAB time.

My question is, would you say or do anything to get into her knickers or just leave her be? I’ve fantasised over fucking her in the past but don’t know if it’s a bit close to home?

Please, honest opinions only.

TIA

frankie "

Leave her alone dude

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Going round the neighbors tonight for a little drink. Hopefully tonight is the night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How did it go?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How did it go?"

Amazing. We’ve met a few times since too

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