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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You descend down into the fiery screaming darkness until you finally step out onto the lowest level of hell, a place of fiendishly despicable torment reserved for only the very worst of beings and things. What do you find there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The tory party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wall to wall pound shops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The tory party "

Naa, got to be UKIP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wall to wall pound shops "

There are even 99p shops now!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They dont even really exist anymore

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

Monday.

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By *ookingforlustMan
over a year ago

northants

Corby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watford

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

Slough

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

For a start it has got to be strewn with fucking annoying audio and power cables all slightly entangled and which only get worse as you try to untangle them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Margate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely its pandemonium

Well it is the capital of hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The people on here who message you to ask you “can I ask you a question?”

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

It remarkably resembles my youngest sons bedroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Donald trump, nigel farage, theresa may, jeremy corbyn, all staring you in the eye - silently masturbating.

There's no noise bar their heavy breathing and whatever noise their genetalia make

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surely its pandemonium

Well it is the capital of hell"

Old school reference! I read that in college

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Single fab straight guys, couples and females that are male?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The people on here who message you to ask you “can I ask you a question?” "

Well... can I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surely its pandemonium

Well it is the capital of hell

Old school reference! I read that in college"

Its from dantes inferno i think

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

Piers Morgan and Richard Madeley interviewing each other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The people on here who message you to ask you “can I ask you a question?”

Well... can I? "

That’s low maaaaan!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That chocolate and alcohol don't exist there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surely its pandemonium

Well it is the capital of hell

Old school reference! I read that in college

Its from dantes inferno i think"

It’s originally from Paradise Lost, I think Milton coined the term

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

No orgasms. No laughter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That chocolate and alcohol don't exist there."

*shudders* unimaginable

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Luton.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is what's known as Dundee, in Scotland.

Or Scumdee, to anyone north of the border.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surely its pandemonium

Well it is the capital of hell

Old school reference! I read that in college

Its from dantes inferno i think

It’s originally from Paradise Lost, I think Milton coined the term"

You are correct it is mentioned in that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A treadmill and no music and all you can eat is parsnips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surely its pandemonium

Well it is the capital of hell

Old school reference! I read that in college

Its from dantes inferno i think

It’s originally from Paradise Lost, I think Milton coined the term

You are correct it is mentioned in that"

But it is mentioned in inferno by dante,the devine comedy book,and seen as dante was born in 1200s and milton 1600.....i win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

100 grandchildren either playing Fortnite or blaring out YouTube crap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surely its pandemonium

Well it is the capital of hell

Old school reference! I read that in college

Its from dantes inferno i think

It’s originally from Paradise Lost, I think Milton coined the term

You are correct it is mentioned in that

But it is mentioned in inferno by dante,the devine comedy book,and seen as dante was born in 1200s and milton 1600.....i win "

What does the Bible say?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surely its pandemonium

Well it is the capital of hell

Old school reference! I read that in college

Its from dantes inferno i think

It’s originally from Paradise Lost, I think Milton coined the term

You are correct it is mentioned in that

But it is mentioned in inferno by dante,the devine comedy book,and seen as dante was born in 1200s and milton 1600.....i win

What does the Bible say?"

Which one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surely its pandemonium

Well it is the capital of hell

Old school reference! I read that in college

Its from dantes inferno i think

It’s originally from Paradise Lost, I think Milton coined the term

You are correct it is mentioned in that

But it is mentioned in inferno by dante,the devine comedy book,and seen as dante was born in 1200s and milton 1600.....i win "

Oooo I was wrong

It’s an even older school reference than I thought!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A small room with just you and a conversational narcissist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surely its pandemonium

Well it is the capital of hell

Old school reference! I read that in college

Its from dantes inferno i think

It’s originally from Paradise Lost, I think Milton coined the term

You are correct it is mentioned in that

But it is mentioned in inferno by dante,the devine comedy book,and seen as dante was born in 1200s and milton 1600.....i win

What does the Bible say?

Which one?"

I don’t think it says all that much about the devil or Hell (I might be wrong) I think most notions about Satan and Hell derive from Paradise Lost

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Emptiness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My former school ex friend will be there getting all toasted and pink x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Surely its pandemonium

Well it is the capital of hell

Old school reference! I read that in college

Its from dantes inferno i think

It’s originally from Paradise Lost, I think Milton coined the term

You are correct it is mentioned in that

But it is mentioned in inferno by dante,the devine comedy book,and seen as dante was born in 1200s and milton 1600.....i win

What does the Bible say?

Which one?

I don’t think it says all that much about the devil or Hell (I might be wrong) I think most notions about Satan and Hell derive from Paradise Lost "

Jesus bought us all those lovely ideas of doing good etc. But he also embellished massively on notions of Satan and hell. I don't think either are present in the old testament. Dante embellished even further. I think you're going to have to gracefully concede on Milton

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Closed thinking.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Turkey twizzlers and people who bareback

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A never ending hot or not thread, full of males continually typing not or skipping everyone trying to find a woman or couple to type cheesy remarks about....wait that's already happening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In Dante's Inferno, the lowest in Hell would be a desolate frozen wasteland reserved for the traitors hence the name of this 9th circle known as Treachery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The special place in hell reserved only for child mol3sters... and people who talk in the theatre

C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Katie Hopkins, Piers Morgan, Jeremy Kyle and Russell Brand, my idea of hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tied to a cinema seat watching looped musicals naked with ice poored on me

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By *orestersCouple
over a year ago

The Forest


"You descend down into the fiery screaming darkness until you finally step out onto the lowest level of hell, a place of fiendishly despicable torment reserved for only the very worst of beings and things. What do you find there? "

A children's play centre.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surely its pandemonium

Well it is the capital of hell

Old school reference! I read that in college

Its from dantes inferno i think

It’s originally from Paradise Lost, I think Milton coined the term

You are correct it is mentioned in that

But it is mentioned in inferno by dante,the devine comedy book,and seen as dante was born in 1200s and milton 1600.....i win

What does the Bible say?

Which one?

I don’t think it says all that much about the devil or Hell (I might be wrong) I think most notions about Satan and Hell derive from Paradise Lost

Jesus bought us all those lovely ideas of doing good etc. But he also embellished massively on notions of Satan and hell. I don't think either are present in the old testament. Dante embellished even further. I think you're going to have to gracefully concede on Milton "

I must admit that I haven’t read either the bible or Dante’s Inferno, I’m going by what I can remember from college, clearly my memory is worse than I thought

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

My ex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 31/05/18 20:47:42]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Casualty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Topsy and Tim on endless repeat. Noooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2018

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By *riefcase_WankerMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

IKEA on a Bank Holiday Saturday afternoon, where there are no exits, just an endless loop around and around and around...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New Labour, Tony Blair et alia, hopefully.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surely its pandemonium

Well it is the capital of hell

Old school reference! I read that in college

Its from dantes inferno i think

It’s originally from Paradise Lost, I think Milton coined the term

You are correct it is mentioned in that

But it is mentioned in inferno by dante,the devine comedy book,and seen as dante was born in 1200s and milton 1600.....i win

What does the Bible say?

Which one?"

The one that talks about hell of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Radio 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surely its pandemonium

Well it is the capital of hell

Old school reference! I read that in college

Its from dantes inferno i think

It’s originally from Paradise Lost, I think Milton coined the term

You are correct it is mentioned in that

But it is mentioned in inferno by dante,the devine comedy book,and seen as dante was born in 1200s and milton 1600.....i win

What does the Bible say?

Which one?

I don’t think it says all that much about the devil or Hell (I might be wrong) I think most notions about Satan and Hell derive from Paradise Lost

Jesus bought us all those lovely ideas of doing good etc. But he also embellished massively on notions of Satan and hell. I don't think either are present in the old testament. Dante embellished even further. I think you're going to have to gracefully concede on Milton

I must admit that I haven’t read either the bible or Dante’s Inferno, I’m going by what I can remember from college, clearly my memory is worse than I thought "

So, we made up hell to scare people into worshipping God?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Radio 1 "

And you'd have to listen to it while wanking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Complete nothingness.... For eternity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The special place in hell reserved only for child mol3sters... and people who talk in the theatre

C"

Someone's a fan of Serenity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hell, Hull and Halifax

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"100 grandchildren either playing Fortnite or blaring out YouTube crap

"

Agree - combining the two watching others playing fortnite on you tube makes for grim!

But my idea of hell would be back living in a small built up area where everyone knows your business and everyday is like an episode of Jeremy Kyle.

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By *onnyJohnMan
over a year ago

Doncaster

Hoards of women drivers all trying to reverse park.

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By *J RHEAMan
over a year ago

S West

Steve Wright in the afternoon whilst everyone walks around with a snapchat filter on their face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The tory party "

This, a thousand times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Radio 1

And you'd have to listen to it while wanking "
ahhh I'm going to be good I need to get to heaven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The special place in hell reserved only for child mol3sters... and people who talk in the theatre

C

Someone's a fan of Serenity. "

C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surely its pandemonium

Well it is the capital of hell

Old school reference! I read that in college

Its from dantes inferno i think

It’s originally from Paradise Lost, I think Milton coined the term

You are correct it is mentioned in that

But it is mentioned in inferno by dante,the devine comedy book,and seen as dante was born in 1200s and milton 1600.....i win

What does the Bible say?

Which one?

The one that talks about hell of course."

There are 40+ different versions translated into english.....pick one please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"100 grandchildren either playing Fortnite or blaring out YouTube crap

Agree - combining the two watching others playing fortnite on you tube makes for grim!

But my idea of hell would be back living in a small built up area where everyone knows your business and everyday is like an episode of Jeremy Kyle."

Ouch! I lived in a hamlet like that a few years back. Only 6 houses on it and one had had an affair with another whilst another had stolen from another. You could cut the air with a knife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

12.5 hour shifts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reality tv "stars"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So, we made up hell to scare people into worshipping God?"

Shh!! It's ok. I don't think anyone heard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vinegar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"IKEA on a Bank Holiday Saturday afternoon, where there are no exits, just an endless loop around and around and around..."
second that

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

One show on loop and the remote never picks up other channels ....

Although Alex Jones's breasts are special

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By *elbyfuntimesMan
over a year ago

Selby

My first ec wife lol

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

Tories and Universal Credit...

Tarantino films....

The Rock...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My idea of hell would be to spend eternity surrounded by happy clappy types preaching and smugly telling me 'told you so' and spending forever praising the dear leader who created us without our say so in the matter and would condemn us for the original sin with which he so kindly gifted us.

Fortunately for me,whatever your beliefs are,I expect you would agree that I am to be spared that.

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK


"My idea of hell would be to spend eternity surrounded by happy clappy types preaching and smugly telling me 'told you so' and spending forever praising the dear leader who created us without our say so in the matter and would condemn us for the original sin with which he so kindly gifted us.

Fortunately for me,whatever your beliefs are,I expect you would agree that I am to be spared that."

That does sound awful!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Polystyrene and loads of people all squeaking it together and rubbing it. Rocking chairs, slugs and dolls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wall to wall pound shops

There are even 99p shops now!! "

We had an 89p shop so nur!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

Barney that bloody purple dinosaur and his awful entourage of annoying kids.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You descend down into the fiery screaming darkness until you finally step out onto the lowest level of hell, a place of fiendishly despicable torment reserved for only the very worst of beings and things. What do you find there? "

Lines and lines of furbies, such annoying little fluffy shits!

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

Magic FM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the bit in the bible (can't remember chapter and verse) which doesn't babble on about heaven and hell but instead states that the righteous get eternal life (ie eternal slavery) but the un righteous are just dead,as in lifeless,unfeeling and unknowing.

I have to wonder which is the punishment and which is the reward.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"You descend down into the fiery screaming darkness until you finally step out onto the lowest level of hell, a place of fiendishly despicable torment reserved for only the very worst of beings and things. What do you find there? "

A bit like fab, One woman and 2000 guys

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island


"The people on here who message you to ask you “can I ask you a question?” "

Message back "you just did"

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Corby"
Haha

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

24hour a day reality TV for eternity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wall to wall pound shops

There are even 99p shops now!!

We had an 89p shop so nur! "

That’s a new low

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

My ex wife.

XX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Other peoples shit music blaring, the heating on full blast even though your in Hell which is a bit toasty anyway - and having to have fake conversations with fake people every single motherfucking day without anywhere to relax!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pete Doherty, The Chuckle Brothers and Andi Osho.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Wasps apparently

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Time wasters . . No shows. . .

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