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weird thing in BQ today

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Was in B&Q today..Was weird.

Im just stood in gardens bit of the shop. This member of staff comes up and said "you want decking mate"

I was like "pardon me!?"

He repeated "you want decking mate"

Glad I got in there first. He went down with one punch

Did I want decking, he maybe was having a bad day? I don't know I only went in for bark chips

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By *edonistic CPLCouple
over a year ago

Love

Haha this is great!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2002 called and asked for it’s joke back

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I used to have friend who worked in B&Q’s. He told me that they fairly regularly had trouble with dirty buggers who would crap in the display toilets

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Haha! That’s a good one

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By *rightonfranceMan
over a year ago

brighton - chalais france

You posh people going to b&q.. it's wickes for us peasants

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I used to have friend who worked in B&Q’s. He told me that they fairly regularly had trouble with dirty buggers who would crap in the display toilets "

Haha that's funny, but then maybe if your caught short but still how'd you wipe..or is it b&q leaflets all the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aye the old ones are the best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my b&q car park they had to put massive speed bumps and all the staff had to have counselling after going to work one morning to find someone had tied rope to a tree and around their neck and decapitated themselves by driving really fast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In my b&q car park they had to put massive speed bumps and all the staff had to have counselling after going to work one morning to find someone had tied rope to a tree and around their neck and decapitated themselves by driving really fast. "

OMG

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow


"In my b&q car park they had to put massive speed bumps and all the staff had to have counselling after going to work one morning to find someone had tied rope to a tree and around their neck and decapitated themselves by driving really fast. "

What were they driving?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In my b&q car park they had to put massive speed bumps and all the staff had to have counselling after going to work one morning to find someone had tied rope to a tree and around their neck and decapitated themselves by driving really fast.

What were they driving? "

A red Vauxhall corsa

Article is here, was very sad and was partly down to unrequited love

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/south_east/3154835.stm

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