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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Women what’s the weirdest object you’ve used to please yourself

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Women what’s the weirdest object you’ve used to please yourself"

Please God sit on my fingers.........

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once owned a dachshund....

Peach x

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I once owned a dachshund....

Peach x"

And he had a vibrating collar ?

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By *orestersCouple
over a year ago

The Forest

"I once owned a dachshund....

Peach x"

I'm reminded of a tasteless joke involving marmite and a dog.............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once owned a dachshund....

Peach x

And he had a vibrating collar ?"

He did! You won't believe where I had to put the batteries

Peach x

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I once owned a dachshund....

Peach x

And he had a vibrating collar ?

He did! You won't believe where I had to put the batteries

Peach x"

One in each ear OBS !

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I once owned a dachshund....

Peach x

I'm reminded of a tasteless joke involving marmite and a dog.............

Love it or hate it there's nothing tasteless about marmite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once owned a dachshund....

Peach x

And he had a vibrating collar ?

He did! You won't believe where I had to put the batteries

Peach x

One in each ear OBS !"

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By *orestersCouple
over a year ago

The Forest

"I once owned a dachshund....

Peach x

I'm reminded of a tasteless joke involving marmite and a dog.............

Love it or hate it there's nothing tasteless about marmite."

Depends what you spread it on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women what’s the weirdest object you’ve used to please yourself"

My mind.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

I have seen 4 bananas

not sure if she was using for mastubation purposes though .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got to ask. What's the weirdest object you've used to please yourself OP?

Me. I used a mummified hand and a pint glass filled with raw minced beef.

Fuzz

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By *odramafunCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire/staffordshire

Hair tongues when I was very young

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By *istyblue1967Man
over a year ago

manchester

the marmite story .....

is that an urban myth ????

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By *emon xWoman
over a year ago

kirk of the fallen

A strap button and what it was attached to many moons ago.

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"I once owned a dachshund....

Peach x"

I've masturbated using a dog before too, even paid for her cab home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once owned a dachshund....

Peach x

I've masturbated using a dog before too, even paid for her cab home."

You are a true gentleman. And a lover of animals

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cucumber that Adam bought for that exact purpose. Mostly because it was the most girthy cucumber we had ever seen!

Did nothing for me.

Eve. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cucumber that Adam bought for that exact purpose. Mostly because it was the most girthy cucumber we had ever seen!

Did nothing for me.

Eve. x

Apart from 1 of your 5 a day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cucumber that Adam bought for that exact purpose. Mostly because it was the most girthy cucumber we had ever seen!

Did nothing for me.

Eve. x

Apart from 1 of your 5 a day! "

apart from that!

Eve. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The necronomicon, an enchanted monkey claw and the 1927 New York Yankees.

T'was a helluva weekend.

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By *rongstantineWoman
over a year ago

hull

A man.

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By *rongstantineWoman
over a year ago

hull

"The necronomicon, an enchanted monkey claw and the 1927 New York Yankees.

T'was a helluva weekend.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A cucumber that Adam bought for that exact purpose. Mostly because it was the most girthy cucumber we had ever seen!

Did nothing for me.

Eve. x

Wow

Apart from 1 of your 5 a day!

apart from that!

Eve. x"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hair tongues when I was very young

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explain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hair tongues when I was very young

Hope they weren’t switched on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One horny hang over sesh - me and Mr P got randy and he filled me with custard and shoved numerous items inside me- including a brush and a tv remote!!!

Dirty horny minds

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By *oliteguyMan
over a year ago

Melksham

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By *oliteguyMan
over a year ago

Melksham

I know the question was aimed at women, but when I was young I once used toothpaste as lube when having a wank. I only made that mistake once. Stung like hell!!

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