FabSwingers.com forum: As some of u know I write songs so here is a exclusive.. Would love to know if u think it should go.

By *otwifeHunter808 OP Man
over a year ago

Bury

'Macclesfield sluts I'd love to bang yoooooouuuu oh what a day it would it beee (air guitar moment)

Then Macclesfield sluts there will be lots of bumming yr have you catch yr breath.... Mega drums ?? you don't have a look that I like it's just the fucking I like. ??.. Spoke to my management team and think we gonna release it.

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is your band called Shit Direction

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Were you in the Macc lads?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"'Macclesfield sluts I'd love to bang yoooooouuuu oh what a day it would it beee (air guitar moment)

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back to the day job

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By *otwifeHunter808 OP Man
over a year ago

Bury

As a creative artist I will take on board what u have said and maybe change a few of the words..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Were you in the Macc lads?"

My immediate thought was the Macc lads too.

Ginger

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By *otwifeHunter808 OP Man
over a year ago

Bury

"'Macclesfield sluts I'd love to bang yoooooouuuu oh what a day it would it beee (air guitar moment)

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am doing a book signing here at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not quite the Maccabees

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"'Macclesfield sluts I'd love to bang yoooooouuuu oh what a day it would it beee (air guitar moment)

am doing a book signing here at the moment "

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By *otwifeHunter808 OP Man
over a year ago

Bury

"Not quite the Maccabees "
I hope it made you laugh tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its crap..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's crap but the thread made me laugh x

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By *otwifeHunter808 OP Man
over a year ago

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"It's crap but the thread made me laugh x

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brilliant humour is the way.. ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Catchy.....

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By *otwifeHunter808 OP Man
over a year ago

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"I like it

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thanks appreciated

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By *otwifeHunter808 OP Man
over a year ago

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"Catchy.....

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I thought the same another 15 versis yet x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's crap but the thread made me laugh x

brilliant humour is the way.. ?? "

Not yours...the other posts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this a folk song?

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By *otwifeHunter808 OP Man
over a year ago

Bury

"It's crap but the thread made me laugh x

brilliant humour is the way.. ??

Not yours...the other posts

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what one

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By *otwifeHunter808 OP Man
over a year ago

Bury

"Is this a folk song? "
aha... ??

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"It's crap but the thread made me laugh x

brilliant humour is the way.. ??

Not yours...the other posts

I love the forums

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Is this a folk song? aha... ?? "
No they're Norwegian .

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By *otwifeHunter808 OP Man
over a year ago

Bury

"It's crap but the thread made me laugh x

brilliant humour is the way.. ??

Not yours...the other posts

I love the forums "
Some times you just can't win ??

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

"Is this a folk song? "

Yes.

People read it and went 'Oh folk!'

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By *ill WoodMan
over a year ago

hertford

Heres a little one for ya

Dont quit your day job

*music kick in*

Because your cds dead maybe go back to bed you might eventually get it out your head that your so dead

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Is this a folk song?

Yes.

People read it and went 'Oh folk!'"

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By *otwifeHunter808 OP Man
over a year ago

Bury

Nearly finished the album.. One of my other songs starts like this... Drums then.... Please wash yr tight little arse hole before we play cos the smell is always on my mind..?? Thats with a gospel group..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Nearly finished the album.. One of my other songs starts like this... Drums then.... Please wash yr tight little arse hole before we play cos the smell is always on my mind..?? Thats with a gospel group.. "

Sounds fantastic. Please post some of your songs on YouTube

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By *otwifeHunter808 OP Man
over a year ago

Bury

As silly as it sound u have made a excellent point... ?? Why don't I think of that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't wait for the difficult third album

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't wait for the difficult third album"

I can.

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By *otwifeHunter808 OP Man
over a year ago

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I had over a 1000 mails asking begging and demanding I do another sneak preview of one of my new tunes...Broken dreams...in loving memeory of my aunt Paula... ?? Don't go pissing in my mouth I know it not you something has come over you you've broken my dreams.. Chorus: pissing on broken dreams is like sailing in the seven seas oh pissing on broken dreams... ??. Out soon and gonna be massive.

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By *otwifeHunter808 OP Man
over a year ago

Bury

"Can't wait for the difficult third album"

your my number one fan

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By *otwifeHunter808 OP Man
over a year ago

Bury

"Can't wait for the difficult third album

I can. "
thanks for the PayPal payment.. The new albulm will be with u soon,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had over a 1000 mails asking begging and demanding I do another sneak preview of one of my new tunes...Broken dreams...in loving memeory of my aunt Paula... ?? Don't go pissing in my mouth I know it not you something has come over you you've broken my dreams.. Chorus: pissing on broken dreams is like sailing in the seven seas oh pissing on broken dreams... ??. Out soon and gonna be massive. "

I'm sure aunt Paula would have been very touched

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By *otwifeHunter808 OP Man
over a year ago

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By *otwifeHunter808 OP Man
over a year ago

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I'm sure aunt Paula would have been very touched

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. Uncle Tony was shocked but at 94 maybe he just din't know my aunt Paula as well as he thought.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure aunt Paula would have been very touched

. Uncle Tony was shocked but at 94 maybe he just din't know my aunt Paula as well as he thought. "

Classic

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By *otwifeHunter808 OP Man
over a year ago

Bury

I'm sure aunt Paula would have been very touched

. Uncle Tony was shocked but at 94 maybe he just din't know my aunt Paula as well as he thought.

Classic

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By *otwifeHunter808 OP Man
over a year ago

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LOVE DON'T LIVE HERE ANYMORE '' '

My next door neighbour hangs her stocking out to dry.... so I slip one in my pocket.(piano) .. Love don't live here any more.. So I've pulled it out my pockeeeeeeettttttt... And run it over myballllllssss shot my load right up it... And just hang it back out to dry... Love don't live here any moreeeeeeee ????

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"LOVE DON'T LIVE HERE ANYMORE '' '

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By *otwifeHunter808 OP Man
over a year ago

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"LOVE DON'T LIVE HERE ANYMORE '' '

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thank you... Its you the fans that make my dream o. E true.. Without you I'm nothing but a brilliant fucking song writer so thank you ??

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By *asterofheelsMan
over a year ago

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By *asterofheelsMan
over a year ago

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Dam this guy is funny showed this to my meet today we was in stitches so so funny has gotta to be one of the funniest things I've ever read.. DOES HE DO GIGS..

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Call me thick, but this is a piss take right??

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By *asterofheelsMan
over a year ago

Bury

I'm not sure he seems pretty good ffs

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Sounds like a surefire number one to me; What key is it in? Can I do a dance remix of it?

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

It's a hit! And, to ensure that it stays at number one forever, a sax solo at the the end.

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By *hips n FursMan
over a year ago

Huddersfield

This is the dogs bollocks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is the dogs bollocks.

Agreed,i love it

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

I here simon cowell looking for auditions for next BGT .

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By *otwifeHunter808 OP Man
over a year ago

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"Sounds like a surefire number one to me; What key is it in? Can I do a dance remix of it?

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Thanks ?? guys I'd love some one to come up with a remix

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By *otwifeHunter808 OP Man
over a year ago

Bury

"I here simon cowell looking for auditions for next BGT ."
gonna do my best people are giving me stick

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By *otwifeHunter808 OP Man
over a year ago

Bury

This is the dogs bollocks.

Agreed,i love it"
thanks dude ??

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

As far as I’m aware England haven’t released their official World Cup song yet. Is anyone from the FA going to get in touch with this guy?

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By *otwifeHunter808 OP Man
over a year ago

Bury

"As far as I’m aware England haven’t released their official World Cup song yet. Is anyone from the FA going to get in touch with this guy?"
From Russia with love.. Call us rated call us raw call us what u want, these fans want more..here at fab we know the score score score score.. Lick it rim it. Dunk it funk it..WE ALL CUM GOR MORE.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I'm still undecided as to whether this entire thread is a piss take or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm still undecided as to whether this entire thread is a piss take or not

If it's not then there are some seriously strange people using these boards...

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I'm still undecided as to whether this entire thread is a piss take or not

If it's not then there are some seriously strange people using these boards...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As far as I’m aware England haven’t released their official World Cup song yet. Is anyone from the FA going to get in touch with this guy? From Russia with love.. Call us rated call us raw call us what u want, these fans want more..here at fab we know the score score score score.. Lick it rim it. Dunk it funk it..WE ALL CUM GOR MORE. "

You're best lyrics so far

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By *otwifeHunter808 OP Man
over a year ago

Bury

??Cheers friend

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By *otwifeHunter808 OP Man
over a year ago

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"??Cheers friend "
Town House have contacted me for a open mic session ??

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By *otwifeHunter808 OP Man
over a year ago

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By *asterofheelsMan
over a year ago

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Is or are you for real I'd love to hear this live.

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By *otwifeHunter808 OP Man
over a year ago

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Why thank u

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By *otwifeHunter808 OP Man
over a year ago

Bury

By buzzin2012 OP Find posts by buzzin2012 Man

10 hours ago

Manchester & Northwest

Buy yr self a dream, How's it looking it won't mean Nothing, Buy yr self a car and a house to live in I'm running around just trying to Come down met a girl she's in somethings that are different. Chorus - Buy yr self a dream it just won't mean nothing, Find yr self a girl we'll things could be different. She might like being fucked buy a Extra additional life could be very different. x... Thanks Fabbers your support

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"'Macclesfield sluts I'd love to bang yoooooouuuu oh what a day it would it beee (air guitar moment)

am doing a book signing here at the moment "

It's a yes from me

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Don't it's shite.

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

I shall cherish this

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

"Back to the day job"

Back to the hand job you mean...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Macclesfield sluts I'd love to bang yoooooouuuu oh what a day it would it beee (air guitar moment)

You should go heavy metal rputr that way the women won't have to listen to the words

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By *otwifeHunter808 OP Man
over a year ago

Bury

"'Macclesfield sluts I'd love to bang yoooooouuuu oh what a day it would it beee (air guitar moment)

am doing a book signing here at the moment

It's a yes from me"

thank u

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By *otwifeHunter808 OP Man
over a year ago

Bury

"'Macclesfield sluts I'd love to bang yoooooouuuu oh what a day it would it beee (air guitar moment)

You should go heavy metal rputr that way the women won't have to listen to the words"
Nice might do that for the next one you mean along the lines... Shouting I'm gonna fucked yr shaven cunt little cunt til the sun comes out yeah yeah yeah, not sure my fans will like it

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By *otwifeHunter808 OP Man
over a year ago

Bury

Your a bloke in a frock but I. Like it.. Yeah yeah yeah you got a dick bigger then mine talk like Mike from the rugby team... Its half past ten and yr in woods getting sucked off by the football team.. Your builder mates don't know a thing yr bloke in frock with 10 inch hell ohhhhhhhh you sluuuuuuuuutty cunt x

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"'Macclesfield sluts I'd love to bang yoooooouuuu oh what a day it would it beee (air guitar moment)

You should go heavy metal rputr that way the women won't have to listen to the words Nice might do that for the next one you mean along the lines... Shouting I'm gonna fucked yr shaven cunt little cunt til the sun comes out yeah yeah yeah, not sure my fans will like it "

I could be wrong but is that an Ed Sheran number?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No doubt it’ll be a no 1 hit ..... somewhere in the world’s chart

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By *otwifeHunter808 OP Man
over a year ago

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"No doubt it’ll be a no 1 hit ..... somewhere in the world’s chart

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Thanks internet sensation...

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By *otwifeHunter808 OP Man
over a year ago

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How do u get the link

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