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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Anyone ever get so horny at work you start looking for alternative uses for office stationary?! (no one sharesy stationary by the way so no chance they can accidentally use it lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I ever get to that point, I'll kill myself

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"If I ever get to that point, I'll kill myself "

Tad extreme....

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over a year ago


"If I ever get to that point, I'll kill myself "

I agree. That’s a new low.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once had a chat with a guy who said he was bored at work. He had some highlighters and an elastic band. It was an interesting video

I wouldn't use them on myself though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Become a human pencil case

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

What the heck is in your stationary cupboard?

We have a second hand hole punch some loose staples and some shitty Bics.

I can’t think of anything sexual to do with them.

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By *hors.HammerMan
over a year ago

Newbridge

Yes but always have a staple remover close by. It's hard to reach when your foreskin stapled to the desk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I ever get to that point, I'll kill myself

Tad extreme.... "

As extrem as to use a BIG stapler machine to hold my cock and wank with it

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"What the heck is in your stationary cupboard?

We have a second hand hole punch some loose staples and some shitty Bics.

I can’t think of anything sexual to do with them. "

Glue sticks, highlighters, board markers, paperclips, bulldog clips.... Just use your imagination.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"If I ever get to that point, I'll kill myself

I agree. That’s a new low. "

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"If I ever get to that point, I'll kill myself

Tad extreme....

As extrem as to use a BIG stapler machine to hold my cock and wank with it"

If that's where your imagination takes you....

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks


"What the heck is in your stationary cupboard?

We have a second hand hole punch some loose staples and some shitty Bics.

I can’t think of anything sexual to do with them.

Glue sticks, highlighters, board markers, paperclips, bulldog clips.... Just use your imagination. "

Ahhh Bulldog clips. I see your point.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t say I have, but often get distracted by the horn while working

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Might staple my nipple if I get bored.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Might staple my nipple if I get bored."

Here is an idea for OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I ever get to that point, I'll kill myself

Tad extreme....

As extrem as to use a BIG stapler machine to hold my cock and wank with it

If that's where your imagination takes you....

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Well what else can you do then ? Stick it into your ass ? I tried but got the sheet I wanted to staple full of shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still wincing inwardly at the thought of a paper-cut in a sensitive area...

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Might staple my nipple if I get bored.

Here is an idea for OP"

I've got big metal ringd in them and pushed pins through them before so who knows, could be an option

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not stationary but, one day when myself and a male colleague were alone in our office, I put my new remote controlled egg down my trousers, and sat on it, while he took the controls.

While we were experimenting our boss came in. My colleague smirked at me and from the other end of the office put the egg on an intense pulse. The boss was about 3 feet away looking through a filing cabinet and I was bearing down on the egg, trying to not fall off my seat.

My colleague had tears in his eyes from suppressing his laughter, when the boss left.

All I could say was "You cunt".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Might staple my nipple if I get bored.

Here is an idea for OP

I've got big metal ringd in them and pushed pins through them before so who knows, could be an option "

Sit on the paper shredder as you shred as a4 pad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No wonder where’s all the stationary going missing

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