FabSwingers.com forum: Men’s fashion failures

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just been reminded about this from another thread, i done this thread a few years back and as we have a new influx of regular forum users, i thought id do it again.

So, clothing men should not wear, my first suggestion which i will go with again is 3/4 length pants.

Over to you guys.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Shell suits (on anybody)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shell suits (on anybody)"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suits. Dull as fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Polo neck jumpers

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

Skinny jeans

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Suits. Dull as fuck."

thought most women like a man in a suit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any clothes that are not fucking fit to their body shapes !!!

Like men who wear suits for the sake of it but the suit is either too fucking long or too fucking short !!!

There are rules !!!

A well-fitted shoulder lies flat. The seam on top of the shoulder should be the same length as the bone under it, and should meet the sleeve of the suit right where your arm meets your shoulder.

The back of your trousers should be a smooth drape over the shape of your rear end.

The “break” is the small wrinkle caused when the top of your shoe stops your trouser cuff from falling to its full length.

This should be a small, subtle feature. One horizontal dimple or crease is usually ideal.

The button of the jacket should close without strain, and there should be no wrinkles radiating out from the closure.

Last but not least, the jacket sleeve lenthgh!

“A half-inch of linen” is a good, old-fashioned guideline for the relationship between a suit jacket and the shirt worn under it — about half an inch of the shirt cuff should be visible beyond the jacket cuff...

My eyes burn when I see men with suits that do not fit them. It actually has the opposite effect that the effect intended.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suits. Dull as fuck.

thought most women like a man in a suit?"

I was just going to say I love a man in a suit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suits. Dull as fuck.

thought most women like a man in a suit?"

Who wants to be like most women? Suits are for weddings and funerals and aren't miracle workers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A kilt above the knee x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suits. Dull as fuck.

thought most women like a man in a suit?

Who wants to be like most women? Suits are for weddings and funerals and aren't miracle workers

Not necessarily. But agree that some suits are for some special occassion... Don't fucking go on a meet with a three pieces suit !!

You can wear a suit but still look very casual, especially if the pants and the jacket are from different colours.

The key is not really in the clothes you wear but how you wear them.

A jeans on certain person can make them look hotter than a suit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grown men in football shirts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suits. Dull as fuck.

thought most women like a man in a suit?

Who wants to be like most women? Suits are for weddings and funerals and aren't miracle workers

Not necessarily. But agree that some suits are for some special occassion... Don't fucking go on a meet with a three pieces suit !!

You can wear a suit but still look very casual, especially if the pants and the jacket are from different colours.

The key is not really in the clothes you wear but how you wear them.

A jeans on certain person can make them look hotter than a suit. "

Yes. I'll have to agree. Rarely a suit will look hot. But it's more to do with who is wearing it and if they're wearing it right. But generally they are a fail. Especially on a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Socks n Crocs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Socks, crocs n frocks??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Socks n Crocs.

Or socks and sandals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bootcut jeans. Just no.

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Fedoras

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By *lanPartridgeMan
over a year ago

nottingham

What I don't get is why blokes buy those strange middle aged jeans that look like your grandpappy's troozaz but in denim. Why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The half mast trouser and shoes with no socks look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any clothes that are not fucking fit to their body shapes !!!

Like men who wear suits for the sake of it but the suit is either too fucking long or too fucking short !!!

There are rules !!!

A well-fitted shoulder lies flat. The seam on top of the shoulder should be the same length as the bone under it, and should meet the sleeve of the suit right where your arm meets your shoulder.

The back of your trousers should be a smooth drape over the shape of your rear end.

The “break” is the small wrinkle caused when the top of your shoe stops your trouser cuff from falling to its full length.

This should be a small, subtle feature. One horizontal dimple or crease is usually ideal.

The button of the jacket should close without strain, and there should be no wrinkles radiating out from the closure.

Last but not least, the jacket sleeve lenthgh!

My eyes burn when I see men with suits that do not fit them. It actually has the opposite effect that the effect intended."

Wish I’d read that before I bought my new suit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Novelty ties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suits. Dull as fuck.

thought most women like a man in a suit?

Who wants to be like most women? Suits are for weddings and funerals and aren't miracle workers

Not necessarily. But agree that some suits are for some special occassion... Don't fucking go on a meet with a three pieces suit !!

You can wear a suit but still look very casual, especially if the pants and the jacket are from different colours.

The key is not really in the clothes you wear but how you wear them.

A jeans on certain person can make them look hotter than a suit.

Yes. I'll have to agree. Rarely a suit will look hot. But it's more to do with who is wearing it and if they're wearing it right. But generally they are a fail. Especially on a meet

If a man turned up to meet me with a suit on, I would assume he had been to court

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Novelty ties"

Oh shit I got one to go with my ill-fitting suit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any clothes that are not fucking fit to their body shapes !!!

Like men who wear suits for the sake of it but the suit is either too fucking long or too fucking short !!!

There are rules !!!

A well-fitted shoulder lies flat. The seam on top of the shoulder should be the same length as the bone under it, and should meet the sleeve of the suit right where your arm meets your shoulder.

The back of your trousers should be a smooth drape over the shape of your rear end.

The “break” is the small wrinkle caused when the top of your shoe stops your trouser cuff from falling to its full length.

This should be a small, subtle feature. One horizontal dimple or crease is usually ideal.

The button of the jacket should close without strain, and there should be no wrinkles radiating out from the closure.

Last but not least, the jacket sleeve lenthgh!

My eyes burn when I see men with suits that do not fit them. It actually has the opposite effect that the effect intended.

Wish I’d read that before I bought my new suit

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any clothes that are not fucking fit to their body shapes !!!

Like men who wear suits for the sake of it but the suit is either too fucking long or too fucking short !!!

There are rules !!!

A well-fitted shoulder lies flat. The seam on top of the shoulder should be the same length as the bone under it, and should meet the sleeve of the suit right where your arm meets your shoulder.

The back of your trousers should be a smooth drape over the shape of your rear end.

The “break” is the small wrinkle caused when the top of your shoe stops your trouser cuff from falling to its full length.

This should be a small, subtle feature. One horizontal dimple or crease is usually ideal.

The button of the jacket should close without strain, and there should be no wrinkles radiating out from the closure.

Last but not least, the jacket sleeve lenthgh!

My eyes burn when I see men with suits that do not fit them. It actually has the opposite effect that the effect intended.

Wish I’d read that before I bought my new suit

Hahaha "

I’ll be checking it against the rules when I wear it next

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By *r Appreciator.Man
over a year ago

Bedfordshire.

Tight fitting polo-neck tops and those tracksuit bottom things that go about 8/10ths of the way down the leg.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lot of men don't care what they wear,or maybe I care too much

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Multiple arrays of stripes going in varied directions, coupled with other patterns.

Ripped jeans - distressed - can distress.

Trousers in a waist size that is much too small - with a huge belly hanging over it.

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By *r Appreciator.Man
over a year ago

Bedfordshire.

Or too big and pulled in with a belt. Ill fitting clothes in general.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wear jeans with rips in and im 40. They tend to be skinny too.

I think wearing them makes me look younger.

39.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

i think the under armour brand is best left for the younger folk too, my son wants to buy me some sort of top of theirs for my birthday this year, but i keep telling him, at 45 i just can’t pull off the skater boy look anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember having brown corduroy high waist oxford bags and platform soles as a student. I think that should win the thread!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Any man made fabrics, especially next to the skin - no, just no!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baggy jogging bottoms. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Off to the charity shop with two suitcases full of....everything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Mankini

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Mankini

It would look good on you though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A kilt above the knee x"
I thought a kilt is to sit just above the knee?

Never below!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i think the under armour brand is best left for the younger folk too, my son wants to buy me some sort of top of theirs for my birthday this year, but i keep telling him, at 45 i just can’t pull off the skater boy look anymore

Under armour is skater boy wear?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any clothes that are not fucking fit to their body shapes !!!

Like men who wear suits for the sake of it but the suit is either too fucking long or too fucking short !!!

There are rules !!!

A well-fitted shoulder lies flat. The seam on top of the shoulder should be the same length as the bone under it, and should meet the sleeve of the suit right where your arm meets your shoulder.

The back of your trousers should be a smooth drape over the shape of your rear end.

The “break” is the small wrinkle caused when the top of your shoe stops your trouser cuff from falling to its full length.

This should be a small, subtle feature. One horizontal dimple or crease is usually ideal.

The button of the jacket should close without strain, and there should be no wrinkles radiating out from the closure.

Last but not least, the jacket sleeve lenthgh!

My eyes burn when I see men with suits that do not fit them. It actually has the opposite effect that the effect intended."

Internet,

Meet my fashion designer/tailor

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By *_Yeah19Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Thongs and Lycra

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By *_Yeah19Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Baggy jogging bottoms. X "

Ooh no, have you seen Channing Tatum in Magic Mike?! Hotter in the joggers than the thong imo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Baggy jogging bottoms. X

Ooh no, have you seen Channing Tatum in Magic Mike?! Hotter in the joggers than the thong imo!

TB"

Sorry he does nothing for me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dress the figure you have not the figure you want. And own it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Baggy jogging bottoms. X

Ooh no, have you seen Channing Tatum in Magic Mike?! Hotter in the joggers than the thong imo!

Sorry he does nothing for me x "

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By *F JonesMan
over a year ago

London

"Suits. Dull as fuck.

thought most women like a man in a suit?

Who wants to be like most women? Suits are for weddings and funerals and aren't miracle workers

Refreshing to read!

... Suits are overrated

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By *_Yeah19Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Suits. Dull as fuck.

thought most women like a man in a suit?

Who wants to be like most women? Suits are for weddings and funerals and aren't miracle workers

Refreshing to read!

... Suits are overrated"

Not a massive suit fan, but there is something about a shirt and tie worn well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Under armour is skater boy wear?"

Is Andy Murray a skater boy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we talk about women’s fashion failures?

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Never leave your socks on when the rest of you is stripped for action.

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By *F JonesMan
over a year ago

London

"Suits. Dull as fuck.

thought most women like a man in a suit?

Who wants to be like most women? Suits are for weddings and funerals and aren't miracle workers

Refreshing to read!

... Suits are overrated

Not a massive suit fan, but there is something about a shirt and tie worn well

TB"

Fair! But it may aswell be a ball n chain, for me.

... Couldn't tell you when last I wore a tie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we talk about women’s fashion failures? "
anything that involves a camel toe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any clothes that are not fucking fit to their body shapes !!!

Like men who wear suits for the sake of it but the suit is either too fucking long or too fucking short !!!

There are rules !!!

A well-fitted shoulder lies flat. The seam on top of the shoulder should be the same length as the bone under it, and should meet the sleeve of the suit right where your arm meets your shoulder.

The back of your trousers should be a smooth drape over the shape of your rear end.

The “break” is the small wrinkle caused when the top of your shoe stops your trouser cuff from falling to its full length.

This should be a small, subtle feature. One horizontal dimple or crease is usually ideal.

The button of the jacket should close without strain, and there should be no wrinkles radiating out from the closure.

Last but not least, the jacket sleeve lenthgh!

My eyes burn when I see men with suits that do not fit them. It actually has the opposite effect that the effect intended."

100% agree. Ill fitting is a massive no. Too baggy, too long, too short, too tight - just no!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piddly top knots,and no socks.

Oh and them tiny man bags the chavs have a cuddled high up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suits. Dull as fuck.

thought most women like a man in a suit?"

Nope, not really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does it really matter though what people wear? I know what I like and dislike on a guy but you should just look after yourself and not worry about others.

I have a particular taste and date accordingly. I like a man that dresses himself and is confident with that choice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Piddly top knots,and no socks.

Oh and them tiny man bags the chavs have a cuddled high up."

Best answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Piddly top knots,and no socks.

Oh and them tiny man bags the chavs have a cuddled high up.

Best answer"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wear jeans with rips in and im 40. They tend to be skinny too.

I think wearing them makes me look younger.

39. "

I’m 47 and wear them, ha.

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By *callycatMan
over a year ago

Mid Wales

Any item of clothing with a makers name plastered across the front.....like super dry or bench.

Baggy jeans with the crotch level with the knees.

Grimy Grey track suits and hoodies.

Football kit, unless you are actually on the pitch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shirts or t-shirts tucked into jeans with a belt.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Does it really matter though what people wear? I know what I like and dislike on a guy but you should just look after yourself and not worry about others.

I have a particular taste and date accordingly. I like a man that dresses himself and is confident with that choice. "

Boom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shirts or t-shirts tucked into jeans with a belt.

With the waist pulled up nice and high too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything i wear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does it really matter though what people wear? I know what I like and dislike on a guy but you should just look after yourself and not worry about others.

I have a particular taste and date accordingly. I like a man that dresses himself and is confident with that choice.

Boom "

Nobody has mentioned bandanas yet sista!!

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Men in thongs

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

I saw a man walking to the playrooms the other night in Cupid’s with his good lady. He was still wearing his socks. Not a good look.

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

Also I’m not a fan of sliders.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turtle neck shirts are a big no no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I saw a man walking to the playrooms the other night in Cupid’s with his good lady. He was still wearing his socks. Not a good look. "

I hate guys keeping their socks on but in that environment I can understand why, I wouldn’t let my bare feet touch the floor either.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Does it really matter though what people wear? I know what I like and dislike on a guy but you should just look after yourself and not worry about others.

I have a particular taste and date accordingly. I like a man that dresses himself and is confident with that choice.

Boom

Nobody has mentioned bandanas yet sista!! "

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

I am not a fan of pants that hang very low in the middle like they need a belt or a bigger bottom to hold them up....for the most part though if someone is happy in their skin then I am happy too - I tend to play naked so what they were wearing before hand has little impact

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"Does it really matter though what people wear? I know what I like and dislike on a guy but you should just look after yourself and not worry about others.

I have a particular taste and date accordingly. I like a man that dresses himself and is confident with that choice.

Boom

Nobody has mentioned bandanas yet sista!! "

I wear bandannas , buffs and top knots

Many people wear clothes that make them happy and some to enhance their appeal

Me I wear clothes that keep me warm or cool and I tend to enhance their appeal !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Skinny jeans

Cardigans

'Man' purse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Skinny jeans

Cardigans

'Man' purse"

You stick to your joggers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The man perm

Donkey jackets

Those heat sensitive sweatshirts that changed colour

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By *edonistic CPLCouple
over a year ago

Love

"Skinny jeans

Totally agree with this one!

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By *edonistic CPLCouple
over a year ago

Love

Crocs, anytime, ever!

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By *ollyGWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

"Does it really matter though what people wear? I know what I like and dislike on a guy but you should just look after yourself and not worry about others.

I have a particular taste and date accordingly. I like a man that dresses himself and is confident with that choice. "

I rarely look at what a guy is wearing, just wanna get him out of it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does it really matter though what people wear? I know what I like and dislike on a guy but you should just look after yourself and not worry about others.

I have a particular taste and date accordingly. I like a man that dresses himself and is confident with that choice.

I rarely look at what a guy is wearing, just wanna get him out of it lol"

I don’t do casual meets so it’s more important to me. I dress in a quirky way and like a similarly dressed man. I’ve met a few from here that dressed impeccably and others that were questionable and glad they were drinking at mine and not in public

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does it really matter though what people wear? I know what I like and dislike on a guy but you should just look after yourself and not worry about others.

I have a particular taste and date accordingly. I like a man that dresses himself and is confident with that choice.

I rarely look at what a guy is wearing, just wanna get him out of it lol"

Saucy minx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pink... Men should not wear pink!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Skinny jeans

Cardigans

'Man' purse

You stick to your joggers

I actually only wear them indoors. Outside is mainly shorts or cargo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Skinny jeans

Cardigans

'Man' purse

You stick to your joggers

I actually only wear them indoors. Outside is mainly shorts or cargo

No comment!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pink... Men should not wear pink!!!!!!!!

I can rock a pink shirt with a suit perfectly well thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pink... Men should not wear pink!!!!!!!!

i had a very light pink shirt once, back in the early 90s, used to wear a twat of a tie with it too, cause back then you had to look a little more smarter than the average joe to get in to a club.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suits. Dull as fuck.

thought most women like a man in a suit?

Who wants to be like most women? Suits are for weddings and funerals and aren't miracle workers

Refreshing to read!

... Suits are overrated

Not a massive suit fan, but there is something about a shirt and tie worn well

TB"

What about a cravat..ties are dull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leather jackets with office trousers

Joggers with a cuff on the ankle... Like a toddler

Cardigans

Trousers hanging down with under pants showing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pink... Men should not wear pink!!!!!!!!

Have a lovely salmon pink shirt thanks along with pink boxers and few pink T's

I think pink a nice summer colour..like pastal shades.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pink... Men should not wear pink!!!!!!!!

Why not...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does it really matter though what people wear? I know what I like and dislike on a guy but you should just look after yourself and not worry about others.

I have a particular taste and date accordingly. I like a man that dresses himself and is confident with that choice.

I rarely look at what a guy is wearing, just wanna get him out of it lol

So as a classy female in the know..

What do most men's shoes say about them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pink... Men should not wear pink!!!!!!!!

Why not..."

I have a pink mankini

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sandals and socks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How big their feet are?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i do not know how to dress right lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does it really matter though what people wear? I know what I like and dislike on a guy but you should just look after yourself and not worry about others.

I have a particular taste and date accordingly. I like a man that dresses himself and is confident with that choice.

I rarely look at what a guy is wearing, just wanna get him out of it lol

So as a classy female in the know..

What do most men's shoes say about them?"

It depends on what your taste or style is. I love guys in converse, dr martins, brogues etc but that’s MY taste. Like I said earlier, if you are going to wear something, then OWN that shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Propeller hat and Speedos, with white socks and crocs is a bad ass look in anyone’s book.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pink... Men should not wear pink!!!!!!!!

Why not...

I have a pink mankini

Got the body for it

Personally I look like mr muscle off old school tv ha

Was same when jumping about a rave in a pink morph suit, if you know what that is?

What can I say arms are longer than height

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flip flops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pink... Men should not wear pink!!!!!!!!

Only if they are leading the Giro d Italia

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"Pink... Men should not wear pink!!!!!!!!

Why not...

I have a pink mankini

Pic or it never happened

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over a year ago

"Pink... Men should not wear pink!!!!!!!!

Why not...

I have a pink mankini

Pic or it never happened

I'll dig it out. Who's taking the pic of me wearing it for me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boot cut jeans

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"Pink... Men should not wear pink!!!!!!!!

Why not...

I have a pink mankini

Pic or it never happened

I'll dig it out. Who's taking the pic of me wearing it for me?

Pick meeeeeeeee!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pink... Men should not wear pink!!!!!!!!

Why not...

I have a pink mankini

Got the body for it

Personally I look like mr muscle off old school tv ha

Was same when jumping about a rave in a pink morph suit, if you know what that is?

What can I say arms are longer than height"

They look claustrophobic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me......and the pink shirts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pink... Men should not wear pink!!!!!!!!

Why not...

I have a pink mankini

Pic or it never happened

I'll dig it out. Who's taking the pic of me wearing it for me?

Pick meeeeeeeee!!!!!!!

See you in the garden tomorrow at 10am...hope the sun is out

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By *uteLittleGeekWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

T shirts and 3/4 trousers - yuck

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By *entlemanDMan
over a year ago

Fareham

"Skinny jeans

Totally agree with this one!

Took long enough for someone to say it. These with boat shoes and no socks basically screams "I'm a massive twat". Unfortunately I have to share an office building with these sorts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Skinny jeans

Totally agree with this one!

Took long enough for someone to say it. These with boat shoes and no socks basically screams "I'm a massive twat". Unfortunately I have to share an office building with these sorts."

Why judge? Life’s too short, maybe they don’t like your attire but I’m hoping that they don’t really care.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snapback hats.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pink... Men should not wear pink!!!!!!!!

Why not...

I have a pink mankini

Got the body for it

Personally I look like mr muscle off old school tv ha

Was same when jumping about a rave in a pink morph suit, if you know what that is?

What can I say arms are longer than height

They look claustrophobic

Flowing

Streamlined

Flexible

Feels good on

Ok so looks better when you add a potato

Its like wearing a wet suit, not very flattering for ur giblets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pink... Men should not wear pink!!!!!!!!

Why not...

I have a pink mankini

Got the body for it

Personally I look like mr muscle off old school tv ha

Was same when jumping about a rave in a pink morph suit, if you know what that is?

What can I say arms are longer than height

They look claustrophobic

Flowing

Streamlined

Flexible

Feels good on

Ok so looks better when you add a potato

Its like wearing a wet suit, not very flattering for ur giblets

I remember seeing them on urban outfitters website and thinking how funny they were.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ripped jeans with hairs hanging through rips. Total turn off at any age tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Skinny jeans and them man bags, maybe if they had pants on that they could use the pockets, they wouldn't need the bag, so yeah my 5p's worth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jean jackets

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over a year ago

"Skinny jeans and them man bags, maybe if they had pants on that they could use the pockets, they wouldn't need the bag, so yeah my 5p's worth "

Big bulging pockets is so unattractive.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Skinny jeans and them man bags, maybe if they had pants on that they could use the pockets, they wouldn't need the bag, so yeah my 5p's worth

Big bulging pockets is so unattractive. "

And things fall out. You don't wanna be losing your wallet, phone or keys.

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over a year ago

"Skinny jeans and them man bags, maybe if they had pants on that they could use the pockets, they wouldn't need the bag, so yeah my 5p's worth

Big bulging pockets is so unattractive.

And things fall out. You don't wanna be losing your wallet, phone or keys. "

Or book, toothbrush, bottle of water, lube, condoms, dildo...

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Skinny jeans and them man bags, maybe if they had pants on that they could use the pockets, they wouldn't need the bag, so yeah my 5p's worth

Big bulging pockets is so unattractive.

And things fall out. You don't wanna be losing your wallet, phone or keys.

Or book, toothbrush, bottle of water, lube, condoms, dildo..."

Exactly! All of the things need somewhere safe. There's no baggage charge unless you're on a plane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jean jackets"

No, I like the Borg-lined ones on men!

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over a year ago

"Skinny jeans and them man bags, maybe if they had pants on that they could use the pockets, they wouldn't need the bag, so yeah my 5p's worth

Big bulging pockets is so unattractive.

And things fall out. You don't wanna be losing your wallet, phone or keys.

Or book, toothbrush, bottle of water, lube, condoms, dildo...

Exactly! All of the things need somewhere safe. There's no baggage charge unless you're on a plane

I don’t want a man using my moisturiser and toothpaste when he can carry his own. Be more organised guys, carry a bag!!

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over a year ago

"Jean jackets

No, I like the Borg-lined ones on men! "

I love a Levi’s trucker jacket, well sexy, I have the female version.

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By *xciter7169Man
over a year ago

The Midlands

"Pink... Men should not wear pink!!!!!!!!

"
Originally it was pink for a boy and light blue for a girl.

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By *entlemanDMan
over a year ago

Fareham

"Jean jackets

No, I like the Borg-lined ones on men! "

Would you say it was futile for you to resist one?

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over a year ago

"Jean jackets

No, I like the Borg-lined ones on men!

I love a Levi’s trucker jacket, well sexy, I have the female version. "

Just realised we are on about the same style jacket.

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