FabSwingers.com forum: The ‘Controversial’ Thread

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Say something controversial

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Orange is NOT the new black

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ratatouille would demolish Stuart Little in a fight, and it wouldn't even be close

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

Pineapple DOES go on pizza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just don't like Pink Gin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Purple Bricks ARE just on-line (guess what's just been on tv)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pineapple DOES go on pizza"

You're barred

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Say something controversial

I prefer to avoid controversy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pineapple DOES go on pizza"

Thats not controversial, thats just common sense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not going on the naughty step again this week.

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By *r and Mrs P SandCouple
over a year ago

South West

"Pineapple DOES go on pizza

You're barred"

yuk pineapple doesnt belong near anything savoury, what's that about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LOTR is crap.

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By *acktar74Man
over a year ago

leeds

I don't like Star Wars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex is overrated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't like Star Wars"

Finally, I'm not the only one

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Bananaman is a twit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need no help getting in trouble...

Wanders back into the man cave

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Not bloody likely,

I just paid my Gold sub!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I CAN believe it's not butter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m not going on the naughty step again this week. "

I reckon you’re possibly going on a few more block lists though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bananaman is a twit."

Ignitemybody is a twat

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

I was going to say that Tommy Robinson is a twat but realised thats not controversial...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am largely indifferent to Marmite and will refuse to take a side in the coming war.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The world isn't flat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Women are always right, except when they are always wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think tea is gross

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lesbianism is declining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't say it someone might call me a cunt again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

M&Ms are better than Skittles

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can't say it someone might call me a cunt again

Cunt, go ahead now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't say it someone might call me a cunt again

You're a cunt. Ok, so now that's out of the way you might as well say it now....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would but I don't think you would understand it Petal.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Bananaman is a twit.

Ignitemybody is a twat

That's true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m not going on the naughty step again this week.

I reckon you’re possibly going on a few more block lists though

I think that’s a given

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think tea is gross"

How dare you!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bananaman is a twit.

Ignitemybody is a twat

That's true."

We know

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Russell Brand is NOT funny

James Cordon is annoying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"M&Ms are better than Skittles"

Obviously.

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Best not.

Don't fancy being sent to the naughty step again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't say it someone might call me a cunt again

Yeah, don’t start that one again, for Christ’s sake

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Bananaman is a twit.

Ignitemybody is a twat

That's true.

We know

Observant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No your bum doesnt look big in that dress.

It looks F*ck#ng ENORMOUS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think tea is gross

How dare you!!"

My parents are very disappointed in me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Russell Brand is NOT funny

James Cordon is annoying "

That’s just the truth on both counts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something controversial.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't know how to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Something controversial."

Utter Cunt.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Something controversial."

You rebel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If u chew gum on the right it tasts better than the left

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

The Royal Wedding was worth every penny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ant & Dec were a pair of unfunny boring cunts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Say something controversial

Allah Akbar

Tommy Robinson Dindu nothin wrong

Brexit means Brexit

I voted UKIP and Tory

Fuck labour, the greens, SNP and lib Dems

I love daddy Trump and own a maga hat.

Yes traps are gay but so very tempting to pork.

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

It’s not healthy

There will be long term health issues

It’s actually pretty easy

You are just lazy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please address me as Rebel Cunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bare back isn't like Russian roulette

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just don't like Pink Gin"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carlsberg is definitely the best lager in the World.

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By *ddibleMan
over a year ago

Exeter Bristol Salisbury

Have you noticed that smart phones have got bigger since they did away with child labour???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bare back isn't like Russian roulette

I bet you bare back oral

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bare back isn't like Russian roulette

I bet you bare back oral"

Why do you say that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 29/05/18 23:02:58]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slags and benders are easily offended "

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Slags and benders are easily offended "

i think you may have done a "roseanne" and gone way......way too far!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slags and benders are easily offended

i think you may have done a "roseanne" and gone way......way too far!

Yeah, just a bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slags and benders are easily offended

i think you may have done a "roseanne" and gone way......way too far!

Who'd have thought this thread would get offensive.

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Grown adults with even a modicum of self-respect should never wear shorts unless near a pool or the sea, and should never bobble hats at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grown adults with even a modicum of self-respect should never wear shorts unless near a pool or the sea, and should never bobble hats at all."

Men should wear Speedos at every opportunity. Women love that look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sandals with white socks look cool as fuck.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A very English scandal is what grinder used to be in the 20th century

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A very English scandal is what grinder used to be in the 20th century"

You didn’t think of that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A very English scandal is what grinder used to be in the 20th century

You didn’t think of that. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A very English scandal is what grinder used to be in the 20th century

You didn’t think of that.

No"

Didn’t think so

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A very English scandal is what grinder used to be in the 20th century

You didn’t think of that.

Didn’t think so "

You are always right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think tea is gross

How dare you!!

My parents are very disappointed in me..."

My mum got me addicted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ratatouille would demolish Stuart Little in a fight, and it wouldn't even be close"

I'm prepared to put a wager on this.

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By *ute Manchester SwingersCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

All the single men asking for profile advice and why you can't get meets- it's because you are below average PHYSICALLY and no amount of blurb about what you can offer a prospective audience will ever change that. Do give up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A very English scandal is what grinder used to be in the 20th century

You didn’t think of that.

Didn’t think so

You are always right "

You're not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A very English scandal is what grinder used to be in the 20th century

You didn’t think of that.

Didn’t think so

You are always right "

Correct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the single men asking for profile advice and why you can't get meets- it's because you are below average PHYSICALLY and no amount of blurb about what you can offer a prospective audience will ever change that. Do give up."

Brutal

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

i think bananaman is a very lucky boy to still be able to type and not have gotten time on the step of naughty......

controversial enough.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah, we just have to unlock the right combination of words and woman will suddenly find our disgusting fat faces irresistible.

It's just a matter of time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A very English scandal is what grinder used to be in the 20th century

You didn’t think of that.

Didn’t think so

You are always right

Correct "

Women are always right/correct too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i think bananaman is a very lucky boy to still be able to type and not have gotten time on the step of naughty......

controversial enough.........

I live life on the edge

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A very English scandal is what grinder used to be in the 20th century

You didn’t think of that.

Didn’t think so

You are always right

You're not. "

Because I’m not a woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ratatouille would demolish Stuart Little in a fight, and it wouldn't even be close

I'm prepared to put a wager on this."

But fiingermouse would smash both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i think bananaman is a very lucky boy to still be able to type and not have gotten time on the step of naughty......

controversial enough.........

Probably cause he deleted it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love you. Yes you !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i think bananaman is a very lucky boy to still be able to type and not have gotten time on the step of naughty......

controversial enough.........

Probably cause he deleted it. "

What did the Narna say now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love you. Yes you ! "

I've told you time and time again, I don't see you in that way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slags and benders are easily offended

Bananaman!!!

You’re the worst.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love you. Yes you !

I've told you time and time again, I don't see you in that way

It doesn't matter. I still love you. Yes you !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i think bananaman is a very lucky boy to still be able to type and not have gotten time on the step of naughty......

controversial enough.........

Probably cause he deleted it.

What did the Narna say now

I’m not going to say, I’ve already been on the naughty step. But scroll back, you can work it out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i think bananaman is a very lucky boy to still be able to type and not have gotten time on the step of naughty......

controversial enough.........

Probably cause he deleted it.

What did the Narna say now

I’ll pm you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i think bananaman is a very lucky boy to still be able to type and not have gotten time on the step of naughty......

controversial enough.........

Probably cause he deleted it.

What did the Narna say now

I’m not going to say, I’ve already been on the naughty step. But scroll back, you can work it out."

Oh my god I HATE scrolling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But fiingermouse would smash both"

Look I like Fingermouse, he seems a nice guy, but he's got no chance!

Ever heard of a paper tiger. Well Fingermouse is a paper mouse! Imagine what an average rat would do to a rice paper mouse. Let alone a Cordon Bleu level of intelligent rat that can control humans at will.

You've made yourself look very foolish with this claim. You have my pity.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i think bananaman is a very lucky boy to still be able to type and not have gotten time on the step of naughty......

controversial enough.........

Probably cause he deleted it.

What did the Narna say now

I’m not going to say, I’ve already been on the naughty step. But scroll back, you can work it out."

What did you do now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i think bananaman is a very lucky boy to still be able to type and not have gotten time on the step of naughty......

controversial enough.........

Probably cause he deleted it.

What did the Narna say now

I’ll pm you

Go on then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slags and benders are easily offended

Bananaman!!!

You’re the worst."

He is.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i think bananaman is a very lucky boy to still be able to type and not have gotten time on the step of naughty......

controversial enough.........

Probably cause he deleted it. "

Now you know how to work forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slags and benders are easily offended

Bananaman!!!

You’re the worst.

He is."

Oh...dear...me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Slags and benders are easily offended

Bananaman!!!

You’re the worst.

He is very funny"

Awww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Say something controversial

I like you, just not in a sexual way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Say something controversial

I like you, just not in a sexual way

Haha as if

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By *unning LinguistMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

The Last Jedi is fucking brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i think bananaman is a very lucky boy to still be able to type and not have gotten time on the step of naughty......

controversial enough.........

Probably cause he deleted it.

What did the Narna say now

I’m not going to say, I’ve already been on the naughty step. But scroll back, you can work it out.

What did you do now?

Like I can say on the forum.

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By *yd Charisse 10Woman
over a year ago

Manchester

Can not think of out. To say

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Say something controversial

I like you, just not in a sexual way

My bestie!!!! I love you too just not in a sexual way

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By *rchie300Man
over a year ago

Hamworthy

Joan of Arc was Noah’s wife

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i think bananaman is a very lucky boy to still be able to type and not have gotten time on the step of naughty......

controversial enough.........

Probably cause he deleted it.

What did the Narna say now

I’m not going to say, I’ve already been on the naughty step. But scroll back, you can work it out.

What did you do now?

Like I can say on the forum. "

You don’t have the balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most women on here are deluded.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Say something controversial

I like you, just not in a sexual way

Haha as if

You are just jealous because you aren’t a part of our wolf gang “the a team”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Say something controversial

I like you, just not in a sexual way

My bestie!!!! I love you too just not in a sexual way

Anyone ever tell you that your profile pic looks like David Goggins with a phone in front of his bake?

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Awesome. I’m physically above average. Wait ‘til I tell my mum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i think bananaman is a very lucky boy to still be able to type and not have gotten time on the step of naughty......

controversial enough.........

Probably cause he deleted it.

What did the Narna say now

I’m not going to say, I’ve already been on the naughty step. But scroll back, you can work it out.

What did you do now?

Like I can say on the forum.

You don’t have the balls

No, I’m just not that stupid. See the rules brainiac.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Say something controversial

I like you, just not in a sexual way

Haha as if

You are just jealous because you aren’t a part of our wolf gang “the a team”"

He’s ok, he’s part of our pink pussy gang

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"I don't like Star Wars

Finally, I'm not the only one

Star Wars should've stopped after the First film. No more good has come of the prequel's and sequels.

I reckon if I came back in another life 100 years in the future, Star Wars 50 would be coming out on screens!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Say something controversial

I like you, just not in a sexual way

Haha as if

You are just jealous because you aren’t a part of our wolf gang “the a team”

He’s ok, he’s part of our pink pussy gang

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i think bananaman is a very lucky boy to still be able to type and not have gotten time on the step of naughty......

controversial enough.........

Probably cause he deleted it.

What did the Narna say now

I’m not going to say, I’ve already been on the naughty step. But scroll back, you can work it out.

What did you do now?

Like I can say on the forum.

You don’t have the balls

No, I’m just not that stupid. See the rules brainiac. "

Rules are there to be broken

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Say something controversial

I like you, just not in a sexual way

Haha as if

You are just jealous because you aren’t a part of our wolf gang “the a team”

He’s ok, he’s part of our pink gangster pussy gang

Ooooooookay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i think bananaman is a very lucky boy to still be able to type and not have gotten time on the step of naughty......

controversial enough.........

Probably cause he deleted it.

What did the Narna say now

I’m not going to say, I’ve already been on the naughty step. But scroll back, you can work it out.

What did you do now?

Like I can say on the forum.

You don’t have the balls

No, I’m just not that stupid. See the rules brainiac.

Rules are there to be broken

Carry on then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Say something controversial

I like you, just not in a sexual way

My bestie!!!! I love you too just not in a sexual way

Anyone ever tell you that your profile pic looks like David Goggins with a phone in front of his bake?"

Are you trying to bromance?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i think bananaman is a very lucky boy to still be able to type and not have gotten time on the step of naughty......

controversial enough.........

Probably cause he deleted it.

What did the Narna say now

I’m not going to say, I’ve already been on the naughty step. But scroll back, you can work it out.

What did you do now?

Like I can say on the forum.

You don’t have the balls

No, I’m just not that stupid. See the rules brainiac.

Rules are there to be broken

Carry on then. "

Football is shite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Say something controversial

I like you, just not in a sexual way

My bestie!!!! I love you too just not in a sexual way

Anyone ever tell you that your profile pic looks like David Goggins with a phone in front of his bake?

Are you trying to bromance?

Nopes. Just an observation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grown adults with even a modicum of self-respect should never wear shorts unless near a pool or the sea, and should never bobble hats at all."

You forgot about playing tennis old chap.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Say something controversial

I like you, just not in a sexual way

My bestie!!!! I love you too just not in a sexual way

Anyone ever tell you that your profile pic looks like David Goggins with a phone in front of his bake?

Are you trying to bromance?

Nopes. Just an observation

Haha.. if we ever had a MFM we will just forget the lady and indulge in jokes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Say something controversial

I like you, just not in a sexual way

My bestie!!!! I love you too just not in a sexual way

Anyone ever tell you that your profile pic looks like David Goggins with a phone in front of his bake?

Are you trying to bromance?

Nopes. Just an observation

Haha.. if we ever had a MFM we will just forget the lady and indulge in jokes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Say something controversial

The real reason your called banana man, comes from your public school boy days.

That time you managed too insert 39 bananas into your ass for a dare.

The whole school smelt tropical that day, and so your name banana man was coined...but those boys from your school days, still call you banana bum on friends reunited

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Say something controversial

The real reason your called banana man, comes from your public school boy days.

That time you managed too insert 39 bananas into your ass for a dare.

The whole school smelt tropical that day, and so your name banana man was coined...but those boys from your school days, still call you banana bum on friends reunited

10 points for the effort.. clap everyone

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By *tothetMan
over a year ago

Maidstone

I think a dick pic sent should receive fanny and tit pics in return

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think a dick pic sent should receive fanny and tit pics in return "

Internet,

Meet my prime minister

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By *tothetMan
over a year ago

Maidstone

"I think a dick pic sent should receive fanny and tit pics in return

Internet,

Meet my prime minister

No one ever goes to a restaurant without looking at the menu

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think a dick pic sent should receive fanny and tit pics in return

Internet,

Meet my prime minister

No one ever goes to a restaurant without looking at the menu"

Let’s not get carried away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting kicked in the balls is worse than child birth.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

White women in 21st century are entitled to everything

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By *tothetMan
over a year ago

Maidstone

"I think a dick pic sent should receive fanny and tit pics in return

Internet,

Meet my prime minister

No one ever goes to a restaurant without looking at the menu

Let’s not get carried away

But I was funny once I can be again............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Last Jedi is fucking brilliant!"
the Jedi mind tricks won't work on me, so don't even go there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are not all the same lying down

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think a dick pic sent should receive fanny and tit pics in return

Internet,

Meet my prime minister

No one ever goes to a restaurant without looking at the menu

Let’s not get carried away

But I was funny once maybe I can’t be again............ "

Correct

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We are not all the same lying down

Try again

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By *tothetMan
over a year ago

Maidstone

Trump has a point.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Trump has a point....... "

Women love Trump, because...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking at guys chasing the ball for 90 minutes is time-wasting activity.

Kitten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dick size matters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men don’t need to make an effort with their profiles...women don’t search for men anyway.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Bare back isn't like Russian roulette

And, bareback is Russian roulette

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couple swinging are just having affairs with their partners permission.

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By *969BewitchedWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

I've never watched an episode of Game of Thrones

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Harvey Weinstein just likes to cuddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every hole is a goal,....if you don’t have age or body size preferences for sexual partners.

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By *orningtonCroissantMan
over a year ago

notts and humberside

"I've never watched an episode of Game of Thrones

Nor me! And I hate Star Wars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The earth is a disc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're an arse OP

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

“Is Pepsi ok”

No.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Non fab related now - Brexit will fix the imagration crisis Britain is in.

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

We need to bring back the death penalty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rosanne Barr was just being funny.

*anyone read this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The gender pay gap isn't big enough

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By *azmar62Couple
over a year ago

Hinckley

"I don't like Star Wars"

Blasphemer???? How can you not like Star Wars???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meat eaters that have pets are hypocrites.

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By *azmar62Couple
over a year ago

Hinckley

"Rosanne Barr was just being funny.

*anyone read this? "

Another on bites the dust? The media got her the push.

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By *azmar62Couple
over a year ago

Hinckley

"We need to bring back the death penalty "

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By *azmar62Couple
over a year ago

Hinckley

"Non fab related now - Brexit will fix the imagration crisis Britain is in. "

Does this mean I’ll get a doctors appointment?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All professional cyclists in the Giro/TDF are on performance enhancing drugs

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By *azmar62Couple
over a year ago

Hinckley

"“Is Pepsi ok”

No. "

Pepsi max is better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman
over a year ago

London

I've never seen Psycho,the 60's film.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Theresa May looks hot in leather trousers...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was 9/11 orchestrated by the American Government?

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

High waistlines and leggings are not flattering.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Bladerunner 2049

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"Grown adults with even a modicum of self-respect should never wear shorts unless near a pool or the sea, and should never bobble hats at all.

You forgot about playing tennis old chap."

No, I didn’t.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arsenal will win the Premiership next season.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Say something controversial

I like you, just not in a sexual way

My bestie!!!! I love you too just not in a sexual way

Anyone ever tell you that your profile pic looks like David Goggins with a phone in front of his bake?

Are you trying to bromance?

Nopes. Just an observation

Haha.. if we ever had a MFM we will just forget the lady and bum each other

FTFY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smokers shouldn’t get treatment on the NHS for all smoking related illness

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