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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What's everyone's shittest sex move, or position that they just can't get on with?

Mine is any girl on top position cos I just can't get a good rhythm going. I got the strength in my legs, I can squat 70kg, just never been any good!

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By *antasticMrFucksMan
over a year ago

Taunton


"What's everyone's shittest sex move, or position that they just can't get on with?

Mine is any girl on top position cos I just can't get a good rhythm going. I got the strength in my legs, I can squat 70kg, just never been any good! "

Maybe you need someone to guide you with the rhythm xx

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

Anything bum related. I just can't do it. I've tried plenty. It just is not for me.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"What's everyone's shittest sex move, or position that they just can't get on with?

Mine is any girl on top position cos I just can't get a good rhythm going. I got the strength in my legs, I can squat 70kg, just never been any good! "

Try to think less about the leg action and more about hip action

Mine is anything where I may need to squat. Fuck that

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"What's everyone's shittest sex move, or position that they just can't get on with?

Mine is any girl on top position cos I just can't get a good rhythm going. I got the strength in my legs, I can squat 70kg, just never been any good! "

I’m not overly keen on what I term, novelty positions such as ‘The Monkey’. I’ll describe it compensiously: It’s wherein the lady assumes the doggy position and the man sort of squats over her from behind and inside her. It’s often used in porn flicks for facilitation of filming the penetration but is hard to perform for any length of time......unless of course one has the quadriceps of Superman

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's everyone's shittest sex move, or position that they just can't get on with?

Mine is any girl on top position cos I just can't get a good rhythm going. I got the strength in my legs, I can squat 70kg, just never been any good!

Maybe you need someone to guide you with the rhythm xx"

That I do.

Like if the guy is on a chair or sofa I can straddle him and kind of grind which feels nice for me but never really done much practice on top cos my favourite is the guy on top of me or behind me so never really explored me on top.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kneeling doggie

Standing at end of bed or sofa or chair so much better

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By *antasticMrFucksMan
over a year ago

Taunton


"What's everyone's shittest sex move, or position that they just can't get on with?

Mine is any girl on top position cos I just can't get a good rhythm going. I got the strength in my legs, I can squat 70kg, just never been any good!

Maybe you need someone to guide you with the rhythm xx

That I do.

Like if the guy is on a chair or sofa I can straddle him and kind of grind which feels nice for me but never really done much practice on top cos my favourite is the guy on top of me or behind me so never really explored me on top. "

They all sound good feel free to let me help out if you like xx

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"What's everyone's shittest sex move, or position that they just can't get on with?

Mine is any girl on top position cos I just can't get a good rhythm going. I got the strength in my legs, I can squat 70kg, just never been any good!

I’m not overly keen on what I term, novelty positions such as ‘The Monkey’. I’ll describe it compensiously: It’s wherein the lady assumes the doggy position and the man sort of squats over her from behind and inside her. It’s often used in porn flicks for facilitation of filming the penetration but is hard to perform for any length of time......unless of course one has the quadriceps of Superman "

Oh hell I know that one, I wanna rub red lipstick all over their arse and call them baboon bum. I really don't like that one at all.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's everyone's shittest sex move, or position that they just can't get on with?

Mine is any girl on top position cos I just can't get a good rhythm going. I got the strength in my legs, I can squat 70kg, just never been any good!

I’m not overly keen on what I term, novelty positions such as ‘The Monkey’. I’ll describe it compensiously: It’s wherein the lady assumes the doggy position and the man sort of squats over her from behind and inside her. It’s often used in porn flicks for facilitation of filming the penetration but is hard to perform for any length of time......unless of course one has the quadriceps of Superman "

Ahh I know. I used to date this guy before and he would kind of be almost standing and squatting with his dick going in and out, looked bloody stupid so I'd him towards me but it felt good for him apparently and he could do it for a while. This same guy though could cum and stay hard through it and keep fucking! Maybe it's cos he was ex parachute reg and done p company then sf training, like maybe he was able to push past the wall?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's everyone's shittest sex move, or position that they just can't get on with?

Mine is any girl on top position cos I just can't get a good rhythm going. I got the strength in my legs, I can squat 70kg, just never been any good!

Try to think less about the leg action and more about hip action

Mine is anything where I may need to squat. Fuck that "

Do you ever practice in front of a mirror with your pillow horizontally and you kind of hold the dildo down where the willy would be? I do

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"What's everyone's shittest sex move, or position that they just can't get on with?

Mine is any girl on top position cos I just can't get a good rhythm going. I got the strength in my legs, I can squat 70kg, just never been any good!

Try to think less about the leg action and more about hip action

Mine is anything where I may need to squat. Fuck that

Do you ever practice in front of a mirror with your pillow horizontally and you kind of hold the dildo down where the willy would be? I do "

Not yet, however I now know how I'm gonna spend my day off

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

I'm not that good with being on top. I'm better if the males helps a bit. Every now and then I get it right and amaze myself then I go to do the position again and I'm back shit at it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have zero shit moves. I get on with all 64 of them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is it something all guys assume women can do though? Like should I be putting it on my profile that it's a move that I may not be able to do!?

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By *c4funMan
over a year ago

nottingham


"Is it something all guys assume women can do though? Like should I be putting it on my profile that it's a move that I may not be able to do!?"

You are stunning don't worry about it I could cope with you not going on top lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squatting. My knees are fucked and I can't do it any more; which is a shame because I loved squatting on a cock.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Is it something all guys assume women can do though? Like should I be putting it on my profile that it's a move that I may not be able to do!?"

It is a move most men love I must relate.

I can only recommend, based solely upon being on the receiving end obviously, that it might give you more control to lean forward with your hands either on his chest or above his head so as to control your pelvic motions as the technique or ‘trick’ as it were stems from your hips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it something all guys assume women can do though? Like should I be putting it on my profile that it's a move that I may not be able to do!?"

I tell men I can't squat once we chat about actually meeting. It's never bothered any of them enough to back out. I would think not being good at riding would really matter either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it something all guys assume women can do though? Like should I be putting it on my profile that it's a move that I may not be able to do!?

It is a move most men love I must relate.

I can only recommend, based solely upon being on the receiving end obviously, that it might give you more control to lean forward with your hands either on his chest or above his head so as to control your pelvic motions as the technique or ‘trick’ as it were stems from your hips "

Good advice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it something all guys assume women can do though? Like should I be putting it on my profile that it's a move that I may not be able to do!?

You are stunning don't worry about it I could cope with you not going on top lol x "

Bless you and thanks, yeah can't say any guys have requested me to do it they've just been happy to shag. Probably cos I spend so long licking their arse out they're probably busting to get going.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Squatting. My knees are fucked and I can't do it any more; which is a shame because I loved squatting on a cock. "

You mean the ‘Frog’ position? (I swear I’m not making these names up!)

The one wherein you squat and raise straight up and down on the mans um....thingy

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By *c4funMan
over a year ago

nottingham


"Is it something all guys assume women can do though? Like should I be putting it on my profile that it's a move that I may not be able to do!?

You are stunning don't worry about it I could cope with you not going on top lol x

Bless you and thanks, yeah can't say any guys have requested me to do it they've just been

happy to shag. Probably cos I spend so long licking their arse out they're probably busting to get going. "

That's just killed me off lol x

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Squatting. My knees are fucked and I can't do it any more; which is a shame because I loved squatting on a cock.

You mean the ‘Frog’ position? (I swear I’m not making these names up!)

The one wherein you squat and raise straight up and down on the mans um....thingy "

Penis,it's called a penis.

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By *horley ChickWoman
over a year ago

Chorley


"What's everyone's shittest sex move, or position that they just can't get on with?

Mine is any girl on top position cos I just can't get a good rhythm going. I got the strength in my legs, I can squat 70kg, just never been any good! "

I’m fine with cowgirl and I orgasm loads with that - but reverse cowgirl doesn’t really work for me! I do it for a little while because I know guys love the view - but it just doesn’t get my g.spot or make me cum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's everyone's shittest sex move, or position that they just can't get on with?

Mine is any girl on top position cos I just can't get a good rhythm going. I got the strength in my legs, I can squat 70kg, just never been any good! "

I’m the same. Never been totally confident with being on top unless I’m d*unk. I think having big boobs can sometimes put me off my rhythm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me it's got to be standing up, whether the guy is in front or behind, I'm just too little! If he lifts me from the hip, as long as I've something to hold on to I'm like a rag doll! Feet swinging around haha!

Peach x

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By *ute Manchester SwingersCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Just hate getting rammed with fingers. Honey no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t do the squat on top, I just get on top and grind my hips it seems to work ok as I’ve been asked to do it more x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yeah the all eyes on you thing can be pretty off putting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah the all eyes on you thing can be pretty off putting. "

Where do you want their eyes? Watching the TV?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah the all eyes on you thing can be pretty off putting. "

I often blindfold them so it takes that away.

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By *iverpool LoverMan
over a year ago

liverpool

Standing up 69.

That moves a pain in the ass.

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed


"Squatting. My knees are fucked and I can't do it any more; which is a shame because I loved squatting on a cock.

You mean the ‘Frog’ position? (I swear I’m not making these names up!)

The one wherein you squat and raise straight up and down on the mans um....thingy "

Can get a sex chair for This position now it looks like a Childs small trampoline with a slot or hole in middle for mans um....thingy to pass though as you put it.

Looks like great fun would love to try one out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah the all eyes on you thing can be pretty off putting.

Where do you want their eyes? Watching the TV? "

No just when I'm not super confident in what I'm doing, having the guy just staring up at you can be off putting. Last guy I was shagging always turned my lamp on and I normally shag by the light of a DVD playing in the background!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's everyone's shittest sex move, or position that they just can't get on with?

Mine is any girl on top position cos I just can't get a good rhythm going. I got the strength in my legs, I can squat 70kg, just never been any good! "

Mines on top too.. i can never get a good enougn rhythm going

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What's with the guys calling dicks a thingy? Guys they're your parts they're beautiful be proud of them. Dick, cock, veiny gristle gut stick, don't call it a thingy.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

No idea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's with the guys calling dicks a thingy? Guys they're your parts they're beautiful be proud of them. Dick, cock, veiny gristle gut stick, don't call it a thingy. "

they've gone all shy

Peach x

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By *iverpool LoverMan
over a year ago

liverpool


"What's with the guys calling dicks a thingy? Guys they're your parts they're beautiful be proud of them. Dick, cock, veiny gristle gut stick, don't call it a thingy. "

What about dingaling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would have to say that a tit wank is a great idea in theory but in practical terms it is not exactly sensitive and at all what it should be like

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's with the guys calling dicks a thingy? Guys they're your parts they're beautiful be proud of them. Dick, cock, veiny gristle gut stick, don't call it a thingy.

What about dingaling

"

Yep I'll take a dingaling if it's girthy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On top for me too.....dont get any real sensation from it....and knees are now knackered....so not on the to do list with me

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks


"I would have to say that a tit wank is a great idea in theory but in practical terms it is not exactly sensitive and at all what it should be like "

Yeah I agree looks aesthetic as fuck but pretty rubbish In practice.

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By *ebwizMan
over a year ago

Clevedon

Dont get on with woman riding me on top,normal cowgirl.reverse sometimes works.just dont seem to get enough stimulation.

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Anything that requires length

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

I know what my cock is called not bothered about calling it a cock,dick,penis,meat stick,bacon torpedo Whatever you wish to call it. I simply quoted what she had called it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hubby don't like a woman on top does nothing for him at all. I don't mind any as long as they take their sodding socks off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in the minority here. I love it on top and it's probably Mr's favourite position too. Dodgy right knee but it doesn't seem to hold me back. Must be all those hours of riding my Spacehopper years ago

Reverse cowgirl does bugger all for me though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Missonery/anything were im on my back flat.

Im too fat and my tits are too big. I feel like all the air is sqiashed out of me. When i was thin i used to love legs over his shoulders too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Squatting. My knees are fucked and I can't do it any more; which is a shame because I loved squatting on a cock.

You mean the ‘Frog’ position? (I swear I’m not making these names up!)

The one wherein you squat and raise straight up and down on the mans um....thingy "

Yes. It was a favourite of mine before my knees gave up. Also, sitting on his lap, facing away from him, with him on a chair and riding. That's impossible with my knees now.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Ah.....sorry I brought up the ‘Thingy’ euphemism.

Todger it is then

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

Looking like private hospital's could make a fortune with knee replacement operations from this thread.

Have to admit I to have knee problem making some positions painful.

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By *inkerbell67Woman
over a year ago

Clacton on sea essex

Hate being on my back its so boring ,love to try new postions lol.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Another position which a bit difficult for any length of time is the ‘Knee Trembler’ (the variation where the man is holding the lady up with her legs wrapped around his back with no wall support)

Passionate yes but can be highly tiring.

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By *layer oneMan
over a year ago

mirfield

The walking dead xxxx just no, no

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By *layer oneMan
over a year ago

mirfield

Oh move not movie ... er the beached fish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the woman's on top and the angle is wrong it can be... Err... Uncomfortable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reverse cowgirl. All I get to see is a pair of legs and it doesn't hit the spot for Me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

69 does nothing for me

I like to concentrate on what I’m doing

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"Reverse cowgirl. All I get to see is a pair of legs and it doesn't hit the spot for Me!"

Haha, never thought of that, so wondered why so many women preferred that with me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looking like private hospital's could make a fortune with knee replacement operations from this thread.

Have to admit I to have knee problem making some positions painful. "

They already do but the NHS doesn't give out new knees willy nilly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't deal with being on the bottom of a 69.

Or 69 in general, even on top I forget to do my bit, I just get so into what they're doing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reverse cowgirl. All I get to see is a pair of legs and it doesn't hit the spot for Me!

Haha, never thought of that, so wondered why so many women preferred that with me.

"

If the cock bends forwards it hits the spot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't deal with being on the bottom of a 69.

Or 69 in general, even on top I forget to do my bit, I just get so into what they're doing "

Girls should always be top death by bollock up the nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would have to say that a tit wank is a great idea in theory but in practical terms it is not exactly sensitive and at all what it should be like

Yeah I agree looks aesthetic as fuck but pretty rubbish In practice. "

Does nawt 4 me either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's everyone's shittest sex move, or position that they just can't get on with?

Mine is any girl on top position cos I just can't get a good rhythm going. I got the strength in my legs, I can squat 70kg, just never been any good! "

I’m the same, don’t particularly enjoy being on top as I know I’m shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reverse cowgirl. All I get to see is a pair of legs and it doesn't hit the spot for Me!

Haha, never thought of that, so wondered why so many women preferred that with me.

If the cock bends forwards it hits the spot "

Not so far.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't deal with being on the bottom of a 69.

Or 69 in general, even on top I forget to do my bit, I just get so into what they're doing

Girls should always be top death by bollock up the nose "

Hahaha! This! I like my 69's laying side by side...can give a good deep blowie and get pinned by his thighs

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just can’t get on with a 69.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Missionary - bland/boring, plus my hip majes an annoying click for some reason which certainly puts me off my stride (and probably her!)

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

[Removed by poster at 29/05/18 20:40:37]

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land


"[Removed by poster at 29/05/18 20:40:37]"

Kneeling on a hard surface for a blow job, my knees just can’t hack it anymore!

I need to get myself a blow job cushion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 29/05/18 20:40:37]"

A gentleman would lay an item of his clothing on the hard floor to save your knees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't deal with being on the bottom of a 69.

Or 69 in general, even on top I forget to do my bit, I just get so into what they're doing

Girls should always be top death by bollock up the nose

Hahaha! This! I like my 69's laying side by side...can give a good deep blowie and get pinned by his thighs

Peach x"

Ooo good thinking

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"[Removed by poster at 29/05/18 20:40:37]

Kneeling on a hard surface for a blow job, my knees just can’t hack it anymore!

I need to get myself a blow job cushion "

How about a garden kneeler? Not only would it protect your knees but you could also rest your elbows on the handle bars

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land


"[Removed by poster at 29/05/18 20:40:37]

Kneeling on a hard surface for a blow job, my knees just can’t hack it anymore!

I need to get myself a blow job cushion

How about a garden kneeler? Not only would it protect your knees but you could also rest your elbows on the handle bars "

Ha ha! I’m loving this idea

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I read the thread title as 'shittiest sex movie'

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land


"[Removed by poster at 29/05/18 20:40:37]

A gentleman would lay an item of his clothing on the hard floor to save your knees"

Seems I don’t meet many gentlemen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 29/05/18 20:40:37]

A gentleman would lay an item of his clothing on the hard floor to save your knees

Seems I don’t meet many gentlemen "

You’ve not met this one (though we have previously exchanged pleasantries regarding your former home town).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reverse cowgirl. All I get to see is a pair of legs and it doesn't hit the spot for Me!

Haha, never thought of that, so wondered why so many women preferred that with me.

If the cock bends forwards it hits the spot

Not so far."

Works for me

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I read the thread title as 'shittiest sex movie' "

Fifty Shades - no contest

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"I read the thread title as 'shittiest sex movie'

Fifty Shades - no contest "

Never seen it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I read the thread title as 'shittiest sex movie'

Fifty Shades - no contest

Never seen it!"

I have - for us naughty Fab folk it is very very very tame, just mummy porn

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

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Missionary is the position I spend the least amount of time in so its probably that, After a couple of minutes I just want to change position even if its just sitting up and raising her leg in the air

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Not a fan of 69 - can't concentrate on sucking cock or on the pleasure I'm receiving. Would much rather take it in turns!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Reverse cow girl.... Tried it and felt I was gonna tip off lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just can’t get on with a 69. "

Me neither.

It's all wrong and slightly suffocating

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Reverse cow girl.... Tried it and felt I was gonna tip off lol"

Yee Haww! You know the saying....’If you fall off the horse, get straight back on!’

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"I just can’t get on with a 69.

Me neither.

It's all wrong and slightly suffocating "

Oh yeah.... I hate 69! I can't concentrate on sucking cock when being finger blasted and licked

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Love playing with mens bums but zero interest in women's or my own being fiddled with

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire


"Missonery/anything were im on my back flat.

Im too fat and my tits are too big. I feel like all the air is sqiashed out of me. When i was thin i used to love legs over his shoulders too "

How odd! You look nowhere near big enough for this to be an issue

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

The Wheelbarrow is another one I’m not fond of; Ridgid and uncomfortable and probably only of interest to a female partner who is simultaneously wishing to combine sex with hardcore push ups.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just can’t get on with a 69.

Me neither.

It's all wrong and slightly suffocating "

I know, right. I can’t cum from it and can’t concentrate properly on a penis!

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By *avidandjaneukCouple
over a year ago

Canterbury

Reverse cowgirl - why would you want to face away from the person you're riding?

Doggy - makes me have dreadful fanny farts

Jane x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It all goes wrong once I take my clothes off

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

69- I want to concentrate on what I am doing or done to. I have the tendency to stop when he get a too good

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Reverse cow girl.... Tried it and felt I was gonna tip off lol

Yee Haww! You know the saying....’If you fall off the horse, get straight back on!’ "

Like playing buckaroo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a fan of 69 - can't concentrate on sucking cock or on the pleasure I'm receiving. Would much rather take it in turns! "

I wouldnt mind i rarely fully enjoy a blowie anyway hereing your pleasue is enough for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reverse cowgirl - why would you want to face away from the person you're riding?"

As a man, I've always hated this one. Everything is arse about tit, I'm being paindully stretched downward and I have no control over what's happening.

Just worthless.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

69 - I'm an all or nothing girl, and theres too much going on, I'd rather go without and give a decent blow job or take turns.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"69 - I'm an all or nothing girl, and theres too much going on, I'd rather go without and give a decent blow job or take turns.

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By *oodyshere2011Man
over a year ago

Midlands


"What's everyone's shittest sex move, or position that they just can't get on with?

Mine is any girl on top position cos I just can't get a good rhythm going. I got the strength in my legs, I can squat 70kg, just never been any good! "

It’s all about those hips and slow rotation ... mmmmm indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ususally when I take my shirt off...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *urity555Man
over a year ago

south west

Mr P loves me being on top! Loves me riding that dick

Miss p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Missonery/anything were im on my back flat.

Im too fat and my tits are too big. I feel like all the air is sqiashed out of me. When i was thin i used to love legs over his shoulders too

How odd! You look nowhere near big enough for this to be an issue "

Thank you . Its all on my tummy Working on getting rid though. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mr P loves me being on top! Loves me riding that dick

Miss p"

Love a lady on top controlling the rhythm. Very hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

69ing. I just can't do my best blow job moves when I'm distracted by a tongue on my vajayjay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doggy! Me and my partner can never seem to align ourselves properly

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