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"Well it would depend on each woman or couple as everyone is different. I'm guessing you were expecting dial-a-gash when you joined the site." | |||
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"Well it would depend on each woman or couple as everyone is different. I'm guessing you were expecting dial-a-gash when you joined the site." Why bother repeating if you aren’t going to add something to the topic  | |||
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"Well it would depend on each woman or couple as everyone is different. I'm guessing you were expecting dial-a-gash when you joined the site." Dial - a - Gash  . Award to funniest post of the day goes to Peach  | |||
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"Well it would depend on each woman or couple as everyone is different. I'm guessing you were expecting dial-a-gash when you joined the site. Dial - a - Gash . Award to funniest post of the day goes to Peach "*Takes bow* | |||
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"Well it would depend on each woman or couple as everyone is different. I'm guessing you were expecting dial-a-gash when you joined the site." Dial a gash. Must have missed the memo | |||
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"Well it would depend on each woman or couple as everyone is different. I'm guessing you were expecting dial-a-gash when you joined the site." LOL....but yuk...hate the word 'gash'....guess it sounds too much like the result of a knife fight LOL! | |||
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"Well it would depend on each woman or couple as everyone is different. I'm guessing you were expecting dial-a-gash when you joined the site. LOL....but yuk...hate the word 'gash'....guess it sounds too much like the result of a knife fight LOL!" Would you prefer axe wound? | |||
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"Whats a man got to do to spend some time with a amazing woman or couple ? " Stand out. Be realistic. | |||
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"Well it would depend on each woman or couple as everyone is different. I'm guessing you were expecting dial-a-gash when you joined the site. LOL....but yuk...hate the word 'gash'....guess it sounds too much like the result of a knife fight LOL! Would you prefer axe wound?" How about minge lads? | |||
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"Well it would depend on each woman or couple as everyone is different. I'm guessing you were expecting dial-a-gash when you joined the site. Dial - a - Gash . Award to funniest post of the day goes to Peach
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"Whats a man got to do to spend some time with a amazing woman or couple ? Stand out. Be realistic." Or have a pussy  | |||
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"Dial a gash don't all us guys wish there was such a thing. Could get Uber eats to deliver "Wheres the fun in that its like going hunting and eating road kill | |||
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"No i dont just havent come across the right woman or couple not thinking i was going to get dial a gash haha Did make me laugh though so hats off to you " Well you've been on the site 2 weeks. That's no time at all. Fuck, I go longer than that between taking a shit sometimes. | |||
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"Whats a man got to do to spend some time with a amazing woman or couple ? " Have you seen lord of the rings mate. You got to go on a jorney like frodo  | |||
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"Well it would depend on each woman or couple as everyone is different. I'm guessing you were expecting dial-a-gash when you joined the site." Lol dial a gash lmfao  | |||
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"F*cking well turn up..." That's annoyed you a tad hasn't it ?? x | |||
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"Whats a man got to do to spend some time with a amazing woman or couple ? Stand out. Be realistic. Or have a pussy "That would make him a woman. | |||
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"F*cking well turn up... That's annoyed you a tad hasn't it ?? x" Just a tidgy bit yeah. | |||
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"No i dont just havent come across the right woman or couple not thinking i was going to get dial a gash haha Did make me laugh though so hats off to you Well you've been on the site 2 weeks. That's no time at all. Fuck, I go longer than that between taking a shit sometimes. " Remind me not to rim you | |||
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"Whats a man got to do to spend some time with a amazing woman or couple ? Stand out. Be realistic. Or have a pussy
That would make him a woman. "Oh | |||
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"Whats a man got to do to spend some time with a amazing woman or couple ? " You do know this place is about 70% single fellas, 10% single women and about 20% various combinations of couples, don't you? | |||
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"No i dont just havent come across the right woman or couple not thinking i was going to get dial a gash haha Did make me laugh though so hats off to you Well you've been on the site 2 weeks. That's no time at all. Fuck, I go longer than that between taking a shit sometimes. " Ahh- that's why you are so full of it! Seriously- what do you eat
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"F*cking well turn up... That's annoyed you a tad hasn't it ?? x Just a tidgy bit yeah." just the impression I got . you hid it so well x | |||
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"No i dont just havent come across the right woman or couple not thinking i was going to get dial a gash haha Did make me laugh though so hats off to you Well you've been on the site 2 weeks. That's no time at all. Fuck, I go longer than that between taking a shit sometimes. Remind me not to rim you "Ohhhh no, makes me go all ikky thinking about it. | |||
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"Whats a man got to do to spend some time with a amazing woman or couple ? " Are you finding it hard then ... | |||
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"No i dont just havent come across the right woman or couple not thinking i was going to get dial a gash haha Did make me laugh though so hats off to you Well you've been on the site 2 weeks. That's no time at all. Fuck, I go longer than that between taking a shit sometimes. Remind me not to rim you
Ohhhh no, makes me go all ikky thinking about it. "Good . We have something in common then  | |||
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"No i dont just havent come across the right woman or couple not thinking i was going to get dial a gash haha Did make me laugh though so hats off to you Well you've been on the site 2 weeks. That's no time at all. Fuck, I go longer than that between taking a shit sometimes. Ahh- that's why you are so full of it! Seriously- what do you eat
"Exactly, where do you think my shitty ideas come from?! Not much, that's part of the problem I fear. 2 weeks is a slight exaggeration, but I often go days, my brain doesn't think "maybe you should eat, you're clearly hungry". Instead it thinks to itself "When did you last drop a log? 3 days ago... shit bitch, you need to fill your belly" | |||
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"Whats a man got to do to spend some time with a amazing woman or couple ? " It depends what music you listen to. Lionel Richey say ‘woo her’ Mick Hucknall - show her you love her. Will Smith - flash your cash around. 50 cent - pimp that bitch. | |||
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"No i dont just havent come across the right woman or couple not thinking i was going to get dial a gash haha Did make me laugh though so hats off to you Well you've been on the site 2 weeks. That's no time at all. Fuck, I go longer than that between taking a shit sometimes. Ahh- that's why you are so full of it! Seriously- what do you eat
Exactly, where do you think my shitty ideas come from?!
Not much, that's part of the problem I fear. 2 weeks is a slight exaggeration, but I often go days, my brain doesn't think "maybe you should eat, you're clearly hungry". Instead it thinks to itself "When did you last drop a log? 3 days ago... shit bitch, you need to fill your belly""Swap ya- wish I could kill my appetite! | |||
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"No i dont just havent come across the right woman or couple not thinking i was going to get dial a gash haha Did make me laugh though so hats off to you Well you've been on the site 2 weeks. That's no time at all. Fuck, I go longer than that between taking a shit sometimes. Ahh- that's why you are so full of it! Seriously- what do you eat
Exactly, where do you think my shitty ideas come from?!
Not much, that's part of the problem I fear. 2 weeks is a slight exaggeration, but I often go days, my brain doesn't think "maybe you should eat, you're clearly hungry". Instead it thinks to itself "When did you last drop a log? 3 days ago... shit bitch, you need to fill your belly"
Swap ya- wish I could kill my appetite!"I'm more forgetful than anything. Wandering around "oh I'll do it in a minute" then wondering 12 hours later why I feel like shit. However, I do have about 1 day a week where I'll eat anything and everything that's not mouldy | |||
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"F*cking well turn up..." Just. Let. It. Go....... | |||
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"Well it would depend on each woman or couple as everyone is different. I'm guessing you were expecting dial-a-gash when you joined the site." Is there such a thing? | |||
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"Whats a man got to do to spend some time with a amazing woman or couple ? Have you seen lord of the rings mate. You got to go on a jorney like frodo "And still dont get the ring at the end of it. | |||
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"F*cking well turn up... Just. Let. It. Go....... "N E V E R | |||
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Get verfied should make it less hard to meet someone x | |||
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"Did anyone answer OP's question constructively? No, they did not Jeez, you people!! You just think we're all here for fun and games and larks dont you?" I was 100% serious it wouldnt hurt his chances | |||
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"Did anyone answer OP's question constructively? No, they did not Jeez, you people!! You just think we're all here for fun and games and larks dont you?" Guilty
I could write his profile for him like I did the dude last week.
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"Did anyone answer OP's question constructively? No, they did not Jeez, you people!! You just think we're all here for fun and games and larks dont you?" Go on then. You give some advice instead of telling everyone off.  | |||
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"Whats a man got to do to spend some time with a amazing woman or couple ? " You have to find them and then appeal to them, so you have to stand out from the crowd.... | |||
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"Whats a man got to do to spend some time with a amazing woman or couple ? " Can you define what amazing is to you? | |||
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"A wise woman once told me that ladies loved cock pics, so here I am. Flaunting my man wang in all its glory, cause I know all women think with your vaginas rather than your brains. I'm 25, straight (for the meantime anyway) hard, and ALWAYS horny. If you like what you see, and you want to tickle my pickle, then hit me up buttercup. There ya go, written it for ya." you have my sense of humour..I like it | |||
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"A wise woman once told me that ladies loved cock pics, so here I am. Flaunting my man wang in all its glory, cause I know all women think with your vaginas rather than your brains. I'm 25, straight (for the meantime anyway) hard, and ALWAYS horny. If you like what you see, and you want to tickle my pickle, then hit me up buttercup. There ya go, written it for ya. you have my sense of humour..I like it "Then you my friend are slightly sick in the head. | |||
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"A wise woman once told me that ladies loved cock pics, so here I am. Flaunting my man wang in all its glory, cause I know all women think with your vaginas rather than your brains. I'm 25, straight (for the meantime anyway) hard, and ALWAYS horny. If you like what you see, and you want to tickle my pickle, then hit me up buttercup. There ya go, written it for ya. you have my sense of humour..I like it
Then you my friend are slightly sick in the head. "You can read my mind too ..WOW!! | |||
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"Well it would depend on each woman or couple as everyone is different. I'm guessing you were expecting dial-a-gash when you joined the site." You mean this isnt just eat?? | |||
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"One of your photos looks so photoshopped. Like you have just stuck your head on a different picture" Haha, yes it does! | |||
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"One of your photos looks so photoshopped. Like you have just stuck your head on a different picture Haha, yes it does! "Glad someone else noticed. I through I was going crazy  | |||
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"Well it would depend on each woman or couple as everyone is different. I'm guessing you were expecting dial-a-gash when you joined the site." * googles dial a gashs phone number * | |||
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"One of your photos looks so photoshopped. Like you have just stuck your head on a different picture Haha, yes it does!
Glad someone else noticed. I through I was going crazy "Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Fuckin hell hahahahahahahahahaha! | |||
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"Still laughing about the 'dial a gash' comment, but what a great name for a self delivering escort service, ring in and wait behind your front door with your dick in your hand, girl on a moped turns up empties your balls and goes, doesn't even need to take her crash helmet off, another dial a gash happy customer, and no worry that your order will ever be cold. "Bang her through the letter box like a glory hole | |||
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"One of your photos looks so photoshopped. Like you have just stuck your head on a different picture" It does a bit yes | |||
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"One of your photos looks so photoshopped. Like you have just stuck your head on a different picture Haha, yes it does!
Glad someone else noticed. I through I was going crazy
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Fuckin hell hahahahahahahahahaha!"Spose it was quite funny.... | |||
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"Still laughing about the 'dial a gash' comment, but what a great name for a self delivering escort service, ring in and wait behind your front door with your dick in your hand, girl on a moped turns up empties your balls and goes, doesn't even need to take her crash helmet off, another dial a gash happy customer, and no worry that your order will ever be cold.
Bang her through the letter box like a glory hole "hahaha saucy  | |||
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"One of your photos looks so photoshopped. Like you have just stuck your head on a different picture Haha, yes it does!
Glad someone else noticed. I through I was going crazy
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Fuckin hell hahahahahahahahahaha!
Spose it was quite funny.... "I purposely didn't mention it but I did spot it right away. OP. There's a face pic on your profile, something bizarre has happened with the lighting or whatnot and it looks like one of those cardboard cut out masks that they normally produce of the royal family or Donald Trump. It's rather funny. | |||
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"One of your photos looks so photoshopped. Like you have just stuck your head on a different picture Haha, yes it does!
Glad someone else noticed. I through I was going crazy
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Fuckin hell hahahahahahahahahaha!
Spose it was quite funny....
I purposely didn't mention it but I did spot it right away.
OP. There's a face pic on your profile, something bizarre has happened with the lighting or whatnot and it looks like one of those cardboard cut out masks that they normally produce of the royal family or Donald Trump.
It's rather funny."I was just thinking about the cardboard cut out thingy! OP, put the original pic on without the photo shopping | |||
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"One of your photos looks so photoshopped. Like you have just stuck your head on a different picture Haha, yes it does!
Glad someone else noticed. I through I was going crazy
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Fuckin hell hahahahahahahahahaha!
Spose it was quite funny....
I purposely didn't mention it but I did spot it right away.
OP. There's a face pic on your profile, something bizarre has happened with the lighting or whatnot and it looks like one of those cardboard cut out masks that they normally produce of the royal family or Donald Trump.
It's rather funny."Yeah i never really realised to be honest i see what you all mean though haha | |||
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"One of your photos looks so photoshopped. Like you have just stuck your head on a different picture Haha, yes it does!
Glad someone else noticed. I through I was going crazy
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Fuckin hell hahahahahahahahahaha!
Spose it was quite funny....
I purposely didn't mention it but I did spot it right away.
OP. There's a face pic on your profile, something bizarre has happened with the lighting or whatnot and it looks like one of those cardboard cut out masks that they normally produce of the royal family or Donald Trump.
It's rather funny.
Yeah i never really realised to be honest i see what you all mean though haha "  | |||
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"Well it would depend on each woman or couple as everyone is different. I'm guessing you were expecting dial-a-gash when you joined the site. Dial - a - Gash . Award to funniest post of the day goes to Peach "I had Find a Fanny on speed dial | |||
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"Well it would depend on each woman or couple as everyone is different. I'm guessing you were expecting dial-a-gash when you joined the site. Dial - a - Gash . Award to funniest post of the day goes to Peach
I had Find a Fanny on speed dial "I used to have Pick a Dick on speed dial! | |||
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"One of your photos looks so photoshopped. Like you have just stuck your head on a different picture Haha, yes it does!
Glad someone else noticed. I through I was going crazy
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Fuckin hell hahahahahahahahahaha!
Spose it was quite funny....
I purposely didn't mention it but I did spot it right away.
OP. There's a face pic on your profile, something bizarre has happened with the lighting or whatnot and it looks like one of those cardboard cut out masks that they normally produce of the royal family or Donald Trump.
It's rather funny."Funnily enough I think more than one looks like that. I blame the phone camera. My selfies taken like that look like the reflection your get from a tap - weirdly distorted. | |||
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"Whats a man got to do to spend some time with a amazing woman or couple ? You have to find them and then appeal to them, so you have to stand out from the crowd.... "So he’s basically got to lie... | |||
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"Well it would depend on each woman or couple as everyone is different. I'm guessing you were expecting dial-a-gash when you joined the site." Love it dial-a-gash haha | |||
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"A wise woman once told me that ladies loved cock pics, so here I am. Flaunting my man wang in all its glory, cause I know all women think with your vaginas rather than your brains. I'm 25, straight (for the meantime anyway) hard, and ALWAYS horny. If you like what you see, and you want to tickle my pickle, then hit me up buttercup. There ya go, written it for ya. you have my sense of humour..I like it "Yes, but does she have your dick? | |||
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"One of your photos looks so photoshopped. Like you have just stuck your head on a different picture" Oh man, she’s right. It looks a bit ‘odd’ let’s just say that. Not being rude. | |||
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"Whats a man got to do to spend some time with a amazing woman or couple ? You have to find them and then appeal to them, so you have to stand out from the crowd....
So he’s basically got to lie..."Hopefully not, I'm sure he's a charming young man, but as we know there are loads of single guys on here, so they have to stand out from the crowd | |||
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"A wise woman once told me that ladies loved cock pics, so here I am. Flaunting my man wang in all its glory, cause I know all women think with your vaginas rather than your brains. I'm 25, straight (for the meantime anyway) hard, and ALWAYS horny. If you like what you see, and you want to tickle my pickle, then hit me up buttercup. There ya go, written it for ya. you have my sense of humour..I like it
Yes, but does she have your dick?"Like Worzel Gummidge heads my dicks are. One for every occasion | |||
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"A wise woman once told me that ladies loved cock pics, so here I am. Flaunting my man wang in all its glory, cause I know all women think with your vaginas rather than your brains. I'm 25, straight (for the meantime anyway) hard, and ALWAYS horny. If you like what you see, and you want to tickle my pickle, then hit me up buttercup. There ya go, written it for ya. you have my sense of humour..I like it
Yes, but does she have your dick?"I wish | |||
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"A wise woman once told me that ladies loved cock pics, so here I am. Flaunting my man wang in all its glory, cause I know all women think with your vaginas rather than your brains. I'm 25, straight (for the meantime anyway) hard, and ALWAYS horny. If you like what you see, and you want to tickle my pickle, then hit me up buttercup. There ya go, written it for ya. you have my sense of humour..I like it
Yes, but does she have your dick?
Like Worzel Gummidge heads my dicks are. One for every occasion "Erm... thanks I think ?? | |||
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"A wise woman once told me that ladies loved cock pics, so here I am. Flaunting my man wang in all its glory, cause I know all women think with your vaginas rather than your brains. I'm 25, straight (for the meantime anyway) hard, and ALWAYS horny. If you like what you see, and you want to tickle my pickle, then hit me up buttercup. There ya go, written it for ya. you have my sense of humour..I like it
Yes, but does she have your dick?
Like Worzel Gummidge heads my dicks are. One for every occasion Erm... thanks I think ??"I may get a strap on belt and change my name to robo-cock with interchangeable wangs. | |||
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"A wise woman once told me that ladies loved cock pics, so here I am. Flaunting my man wang in all its glory, cause I know all women think with your vaginas rather than your brains. I'm 25, straight (for the meantime anyway) hard, and ALWAYS horny. If you like what you see, and you want to tickle my pickle, then hit me up buttercup. There ya go, written it for ya. you have my sense of humour..I like it
Yes, but does she have your dick?
Like Worzel Gummidge heads my dicks are. One for every occasion Erm... thanks I think ??
I may get a strap on belt and change my name to robo-cock with interchangeable wangs. " you're mental but funny as Fuck | |||
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"A wise woman once told me that ladies loved cock pics, so here I am. Flaunting my man wang in all its glory, cause I know all women think with your vaginas rather than your brains. I'm 25, straight (for the meantime anyway) hard, and ALWAYS horny. If you like what you see, and you want to tickle my pickle, then hit me up buttercup. There ya go, written it for ya. you have my sense of humour..I like it
Yes, but does she have your dick?
Like Worzel Gummidge heads my dicks are. One for every occasion Erm... thanks I think ??
I may get a strap on belt and change my name to robo-cock with interchangeable wangs. "Haha do it I dare ya | |||
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"A wise woman once told me that ladies loved cock pics, so here I am. Flaunting my man wang in all its glory, cause I know all women think with your vaginas rather than your brains. I'm 25, straight (for the meantime anyway) hard, and ALWAYS horny. If you like what you see, and you want to tickle my pickle, then hit me up buttercup. There ya go, written it for ya. you have my sense of humour..I like it
Yes, but does she have your dick?
Like Worzel Gummidge heads my dicks are. One for every occasion Erm... thanks I think ??
I may get a strap on belt and change my name to robo-cock with interchangeable wangs.
Haha do it I dare ya "Take a branding iron with me and stamp them with "you've been robo-cocked" as I leave | |||
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"A wise woman once told me that ladies loved cock pics, so here I am. Flaunting my man wang in all its glory, cause I know all women think with your vaginas rather than your brains. I'm 25, straight (for the meantime anyway) hard, and ALWAYS horny. If you like what you see, and you want to tickle my pickle, then hit me up buttercup. There ya go, written it for ya. you have my sense of humour..I like it
Yes, but does she have your dick?
Like Worzel Gummidge heads my dicks are. One for every occasion Erm... thanks I think ??
I may get a strap on belt and change my name to robo-cock with interchangeable wangs.
Haha do it I dare ya
Take a branding iron with me and stamp them with "you've been robo-cocked" as I leave "So like the best plan I have heard all day  | |||
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"Whats a man got to do to spend some time with a amazing woman or couple ? " Find a better website | |||
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"o/p join in with the cam/forum chat. Be polite and have some good discussions. I am sure you will get noticed. Good Luck!" good advice | |||
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"Well it would depend on each woman or couple as everyone is different. I'm guessing you were expecting dial-a-gash when you joined the site." Dial-a-Gash made me chuckle. | |||
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"Whats a man got to do to spend some time with a amazing woman or couple ? " Just be himself and tell the truth . The truth go a long way good or bad you know where you stand. | |||
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"Well it would depend on each woman or couple as everyone is different. I'm guessing you were expecting dial-a-gash when you joined the site. Why bother repeating if you aren’t going to add something to the topic "Ironic. | |||
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"You're best weopon is your status update. Check mine out I use mine all the time when I'm looking for a woman and I'm swimming so deep in gash I need a snorkel " Would you mind if I used your status update? | |||
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"You're best weopon is your status update. Check mine out I use mine all the time when I'm looking for a woman and I'm swimming so deep in gash I need a snorkel Would you mind if I used your status update?" Feel free, everyone should do it at least once in their life | |||
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"You're best weopon is your status update. Check mine out I use mine all the time when I'm looking for a woman and I'm swimming so deep in gash I need a snorkel Would you mind if I used your status update? Feel free, everyone should do it at least once in their life" Thanks, dude. I'm going to update my status now! | |||
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"You're best weopon is your status update. Check mine out I use mine all the time when I'm looking for a woman and I'm swimming so deep in gash I need a snorkel Would you mind if I used your status update? Feel free, everyone should do it at least once in their life Thanks, dude. I'm going to update my status now!" Awesome! | |||
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"You're best weopon is your status update. Check mine out I use mine all the time when I'm looking for a woman and I'm swimming so deep in gash I need a snorkel Would you mind if I used your status update? Feel free, everyone should do it at least once in their life Thanks, dude. I'm going to update my status now! Awesome!" I'll have to find my snorkel. | |||
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