FabSwingers.com forum: seemingly innocent songs really about sex

By *prite128 OP Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

my lad was watching Anchorman last night and the song Afternoon Delight was on ..I you tubed it and saw a very wholesome group singing a pretty melody with perfect white smiles, white clothes and not a hair out of place.

but the lyrics include these ....

Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite

looking forward to a little afternoon delight.

Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite

and the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

Started out this morning feeling so polite

I always though a fish could not be caught who wouldn't bite

But you've got some bait a waitin' and I think I might try nibbling

a little afternoon delight.

Innocent my arse!! Do you think they were swingers ? And are there any more gems out there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turning Japanese by The Vapors is about masturbating.....

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

My Rob would be good at this thread.........but hes down the pub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought tht song wasn't so innocent any ways lol isn't afternoon delight a lil bit of sexy time in the afternoon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is anybody there...

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By *prite128 OP Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

"I thought tht song wasn't so innocent any ways lol isn't afternoon delight a lil bit of sexy time in the afternoon?"

yes exactly ...it seems such a sweet song sung by clean cut americans even their mothers would approve of..and its actually about jumping your partner in the afternoon and having a bloody good play!

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By *prite128 OP Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

they didnt include these lyrics either when they used "Feelin love " by paula cole in the film city of Angels

"And I would open the door and...

I'd be all wet

With my tits soaking through this tiny little t-shirt...

That I'm wearing

And you would open the door and tie...

Me up to the bed"

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By *isterPepperMan
over a year ago

Central Swindon

Well, not a particularly innocent seeming song from supposedly innocent boyband Blue: Oh you're dancing real close,Plus it's real, real slow.You're making it hard for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"they didnt include these lyrics either when they used "Feelin love " by paula cole in the film city of Angels

"And I would open the door and...

I'd be all wet

With my tits soaking through this tiny little t-shirt...

That I'm wearing

And you would open the door and tie...

Me up to the bed"

Just realised they are lyrics, was going to volunteer

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By *1dKingColeMan
over a year ago

east london

Bryan Adams said in an interview, the Summer of 69 was not about the year!

When pushed (on prime time) he said without saying it was an act. LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you seen the video to the old song hang on sloopy by the mcCoys? a gorgeous braless girl jigging about in front of the band ... talk about smuggling peanuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you seen the video to the old song hang on sloopy by the mcCoys? a gorgeous braless girl jigging about in front of the band ... talk about smuggling peanuts

Funnily enough I have (surprise, surprise) and it's one of my all time favourites, off to youtube......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you seen the video to the old song hang on sloopy by the mcCoys? a gorgeous braless girl jigging about in front of the band ... talk about smuggling peanuts

Funnily enough I have (surprise, surprise) and it's one of my all time favourites, off to youtube......

I just knew you had roy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you seen the video to the old song hang on sloopy by the mcCoys? a gorgeous braless girl jigging about in front of the band ... talk about smuggling peanuts

Funnily enough I have (surprise, surprise) and it's one of my all time favourites, off to youtube......

I just knew you had roy

Well, you know by now, short women, nice boobs jiggling about, my idea of heaven. Oh, and reminds me of you Debs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you seen the video to the old song hang on sloopy by the mcCoys? a gorgeous braless girl jigging about in front of the band ... talk about smuggling peanuts

Funnily enough I have (surprise, surprise) and it's one of my all time favourites, off to youtube......

I just knew you had roy

Well, you know by now, short women, nice boobs jiggling about, my idea of heaven. Oh, and reminds me of you Debs

God ur such a charmer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you seen the video to the old song hang on sloopy by the mcCoys? a gorgeous braless girl jigging about in front of the band ... talk about smuggling peanuts

Funnily enough I have (surprise, surprise) and it's one of my all time favourites, off to youtube......

I just knew you had roy

Well, you know by now, short women, nice boobs jiggling about, my idea of heaven. Oh, and reminds me of you Debs

Wish I could shake my bum as well as that but I do a mean lap dance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you seen the video to the old song hang on sloopy by the mcCoys? a gorgeous braless girl jigging about in front of the band ... talk about smuggling peanuts

Funnily enough I have (surprise, surprise) and it's one of my all time favourites, off to youtube......

I just knew you had roy

Well, you know by now, short women, nice boobs jiggling about, my idea of heaven. Oh, and reminds me of you Debs

Wish I could shake my bum as well as that but I do a mean lap dance

I bet you can and you are every bit as sexy....... and did you have to mention doing a lap dance, with me sat here alone, kids in bed so can't get out and you've made me all frustrated now!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you seen the video to the old song hang on sloopy by the mcCoys? a gorgeous braless girl jigging about in front of the band ... talk about smuggling peanuts

Funnily enough I have (surprise, surprise) and it's one of my all time favourites, off to youtube......

I just knew you had roy

Well, you know by now, short women, nice boobs jiggling about, my idea of heaven. Oh, and reminds me of you Debs

Wish I could shake my bum as well as that but I do a mean lap dance

I bet you can and you are every bit as sexy....... and did you have to mention doing a lap dance, with me sat here alone, kids in bed so can't get out and you've made me all frustrated now!!!!

Aww poor roy lol ... I'll post you the video

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you seen the video to the old song hang on sloopy by the mcCoys? a gorgeous braless girl jigging about in front of the band ... talk about smuggling peanuts

Funnily enough I have (surprise, surprise) and it's one of my all time favourites, off to youtube......

I just knew you had roy

Well, you know by now, short women, nice boobs jiggling about, my idea of heaven. Oh, and reminds me of you Debs

Wish I could shake my bum as well as that but I do a mean lap dance

I bet you can and you are every bit as sexy....... and did you have to mention doing a lap dance, with me sat here alone, kids in bed so can't get out and you've made me all frustrated now!!!!

Aww poor roy lol ... I'll post you the video

PROMISE PROMISE PROMISE PROMISE PROMISE PROMISE PROMISE PROMISE PROMISE PROMISE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Milkshake Brings all the Boys to the Yard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My Milkshake Brings all the Boys to the Yard.

I bet it does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I Don't Know about anyone else .....when I think about you I touch myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But she never lost her head even when she was giving head. I said hey babe... take a walk on the wild side.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I Don't Know about anyone else .....when I think about you I touch myself.

Really im flattered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I Don't Know about anyone else .....when I think about you I touch myself.

well i just think to myself that you only live down the road...so what a shame....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the classic one is dr hook

if i said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me.....anyone wana try

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By *prite128 OP Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

"But she never lost her head even when she was giving head. I said hey babe... take a walk on the wild side. "

i like that one

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

It took me ages to work out some of R Kelly's songs were about sex. I always thought “Sex Me” was about gender assignment for hermaphrodites...but now I actually look at the lyrics...

I feel so freaky tonight

and I need someone to make me feel alright

so bring your body here baby

lady have no fear

I'm gonna fulfill your fantasies

just as long as you

Sex me, baby baby sex me (sex me baby) sex me sex me baby sex me.

Come over here and let me take off your clothes

Cause things I wanna do to you, nobody has to know (know baby).

Just lay your body right here,

Lady have no fear cause ecstasy is near (ooh baby)

Any unexpected positions, bring it on.

Any secret fantasies you see I'll fulfill as long as you sex me.

Sex me, baby baby sex me (sex me baby) sex me sex me baby sex me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

after a bottle of wine in such a short time i will say yes to anything

but wake up tomoz and regret it...yikes

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By *prite128 OP Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

"It took me ages to work out some of R Kelly's songs were about sex. I always thought “Sex Me” was about gender assignment for hermaphrodites...but now I actually look at the lyrics...

I feel so freaky tonight

and I need someone to make me feel alright

so bring your body here baby

lady have no fear

I'm gonna fulfill your fantasies

just as long as you

Sex me, baby baby sex me (sex me baby) sex me sex me baby sex me.

Come over here and let me take off your clothes

Cause things I wanna do to you, nobody has to know (know baby).

Just lay your body right here,

Lady have no fear cause ecstasy is near (ooh baby)

Any unexpected positions, bring it on.

Any secret fantasies you see I'll fulfill as long as you sex me.

Sex me, baby baby sex me (sex me baby) sex me sex me baby sex me.

inventive use of lyrics there with the " any unexpected positions" line lol

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

And I thought "Bump n Grind" was about poor parking skills

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

"Turning Japanese by The Vapors is about masturbating.....

So is parklife by blur

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Little Red Corvette by Prince

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon

and honky tonk angels is the slang for hookers

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

What did Hendrix mean by "let me stand next to your fire"?

Alright,

now listen, baby

You don't care for me

I don'-a care about that

Gotta new fool, ha!

I like it like that

I have only one burning desire

Let me stand next to your fire

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Owwwwwwwww and I do like this bit of Crosstown Traffic....

Im not the only soul whos accused of hit and run

Tire tracks all across your back

I can see you had your fun

But darlin cant you see my signals turn from green to red

And with you I can see a traffic jam straight up ahead

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By *ambo69Man
over a year ago

worcester

anything by the blood hound gang. Ballad of chasey lane is a classic

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

my old mans a dustman.....very very dirty song that is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Listen to the lyrics of wake up and make love with me by ian dury ..... unashamedly about sex lol xxx

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