FabSwingers.com forum: How good is your profile. A, Look at you thread.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Be critical about your own profile. Maybe it’s time to jazz things up a bit, maybe your getting no attention, maybe your getting to much and you need to sort your filters out

Either way, mark your profile out of ten, and put yourself in other people shows who are looking at it. What do they see, would you send yourself a PM?

Have a fab day everyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tried this yesterday came up, couldn't think of anything

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Mines perfect. I’m perfect and I’ll admire mine every day till the day I die

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'd avoid myself like the plague.

I tell fibs

I quite like mine, I think it ticks the "fucked up" box to just the right level

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5/10 for other people, they either get it or they don't.

I'd rank it higher because I love that people don't know how to approach me, they either put the effort in to go along with it or they just don't mention it at all.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I’m happy with mine. It does what it needs to do and says as much as I want. I’m not one for endlessly tweaking my profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope mine is just about right. Still tweak it from time to time, in response to the interest (or lack of) that I'm getting.

Put most of my pics to friends only in the hope people would read my profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really don't care.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is what it is...honest and describes me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I really don't care......."

Hahaha. get to the back of the class

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like mine as it is..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is probably a 6. 8 for pictures but 4 for text!

I figured out over the years that it doesn't matter much what I write; once I start conversing with someone, anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d meet me after reading mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

I’d marry me after looking at mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn't"

I might

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Recently updated the text but really need to update pictures to include clift

Floppsy x

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

I’d give mine a 7. I have received compliments for my profile and others have expressed their appreciation. Nothing rude in my pics either.

I’m quite proud of it. Doesn’t get a great deal of attention but enough to keep me entertained.

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

Ours is a bloody awesome read... make yourself a cuppa and get stuck in. It does exactly what is intended and works for us 10 out of 10 to me for writing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not entirely honest in what I'm looking for with my profile because people can take advantage of it and claim to offer what I want when they don't really want the same thing.

I've had better profiles than this in the past but they've all been too honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually can't understand why anyone messages me. I would though as it amuses me

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Happy with ours. It's honest. It says what we're looking for. It works.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think mine is okay and advice would be great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines pretty good. It could probably do with some better pics but I'm happy with it and others seem to have enjoyed it.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

It says what I want.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I actually can't understand why anyone messages me. I would though as it amuses me

Your a woman. Every holes a goal is what I hear.

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

I think mines OK .. needs new updated pics tho ....problem is I'm never happy with my pics rof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I preferred our old profile but I totally forgot what it said.

I would prefer to get some more humour into ours as we really do like to have a giggle and don't take ourselves seriously at all.

However, we come across differently on our profile i think. Maybe as we have tried to save time with dos and don'ts.

Eve. x

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

My profile is crap. I'm half arsedly updating it but it does what it needs to. I'd give it a 2.

I wouldn't bother PMing myself unless I knew me so it works well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm, I’m happy with mine. I didn’t want a list of what I do and don’t want. I wanted to be approachable. Although, you could probably have a profile with a picture of a turd and you’d still get someone telling you that your profile’s amazing.

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By *im ZeeMan
over a year ago

north staffs/cheshire

Mine's gash and gets ignored by everyone but, on the upside, I don't have to bulk delete messages

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

Don't know about good but it's accurate, despite this so many random messages meet now etc - obvs don't read it

Fi x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is miserable, I know that. I'm still pissed off with things so it will stay like that until I'm ready to put a smile back into it.

My pics seem to be liked.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Mines shit.

My photos are shit.

My username is dreadful and I should change it if I want anyone to meet me.

These are frequently pointed out to me by people who have been here 4 times longer than me.

Concidentaly, these same people frequently have 4 times less verifications than me.

*in a football chant stylee;

It's shit and I know it's shit, it's shit and I know it's shit....

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Erm, I’m happy with mine. I didn’t want a list of what I do and don’t want. I wanted to be approachable. Although, you could probably have a profile with a picture of a turd and you’d still get someone telling you that your profile’s amazing. "

I soooooooo want to say "Your profiles amazing"

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Good thread OP

I'm not one for blowing my own trumpet so will score myself a solid 6. I like to think the text has a hint of humour and the pictures are a variety.

I would PM myself, in fact I have done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine serves me we'll and my pictures are amazing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good thread OP

I'm not one for blowing my own trumpet so will score myself a solid 6. I like to think the text has a hint of humour and the pictures are a variety.

I would PM myself, in fact I have done"

I like mine too, I’m in my hotlist.

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By *hortfuseWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

Hmm,I don't look at mine very often. It's very me I guess aaaand I don't care what anyone else thinks of it. It's miiiiiiiiiiiine!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think mines ok I keep changing the profile pic but otherwise ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d give ours a 6, the text is ok but we need more pics especially of mr and me together x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My profile is crap but it rarely gets read so I don't see much point in putting any effort in x

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By *layer oneMan
over a year ago

mirfield

I think mine is ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its the best cv iv ever done

Dunno how i have a good job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I soooooooo want to say "Your profiles amazing"

I sooooo want to put a picture of a turd on and see how many Fabs I get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm happy with my profile it's upfront and honest

and hopefully my humour comes across in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I soooooooo want to say "Your profiles amazing"

I sooooo want to put a picture of a turd on and see how many Fabs I get

Only if theres corn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually get some pretty decent messages from people who have actually read my profile so I'm quite happy with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I soooooooo want to say "Your profiles amazing"

I sooooo want to put a picture of a turd on and see how many Fabs I get

Only if theres corn

I saw a dog poop entirely of made of corn once. I really wanted to take a picture.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think everything I need to say is in mine. It’s honest and humorous and does what it says on the tin.. i try and keep up to date with pictures. I’d say 6/10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I probably try too hard to be funny and dont have any actual substance.

On the plus side, my cock pics are magnificent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines been accused of lacking humour so maybe I'll add a joke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine isnt an advertising profile currently but I quite like it. Seems to attract the happily mad people who are fun to chat to.

I like the picture taking hence they are always changing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine’s freakin awesome...

...and yes I would, and I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines been accused of lacking humour so maybe I'll add a joke. "

Nothing wrong with your profile from where I'm sitting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines been accused of lacking humour so maybe I'll add a joke.

Nothing wrong with your profile from where I'm sitting

Thank you lovely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines been accused of lacking humour so maybe I'll add a joke.

Nothing wrong with your profile from where I'm sitting

Thank you lovely.

My pleasure (quite often

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine could do with a bit more info

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines exactly what I want it to be. My new couples profile is hot as hell too

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

I don't often blow my own trumpet but my profile is one thing that I think follows the advice I give out on profile advice threads - it tells people who I am, what I'm looking for and reflects a little of my personality and is backed up by a not bad set of pics.

So for the most part I'm happy with it and it seems to work so I don't change it a great deal.

That said it's possibly a little long (although I can't see how to condense it without losing key points) and some of the pics are a bit samey.

Overall I'd give myself 7/10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't often blow my own trumpet but my profile is one thing that I think follows the advice I give out on profile advice threads - it tells people who I am, what I'm looking for and reflects a little of my personality and is backed up by a not bad set of pics.

So for the most part I'm happy with it and it seems to work so I don't change it a great deal.

That said it's possibly a little long (although I can't see how to condense it without losing key points) and some of the pics are a bit samey.

Overall I'd give myself 7/10

Blow your own trumpet did you need to remove some ribs for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines been accused of lacking humour so maybe I'll add a joke. "

Or just face pics!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say 4/10, it works and my bio is very mysterious!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I would say 4/10, it works and my bio is very mysterious!"

Hello.

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

I'm happy with mine but I suspect I shouldn't be.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I soooooooo want to say "Your profiles amazing"

I sooooo want to put a picture of a turd on and see how many Fabs I get

DO IT!!!!!!!

Probably have to put a face on it to get it past the photo mods.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm I thought mine was decent but I get no success on here.. any pointers?

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

Mines short and sweet just like me!

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Mines managed to get me on a hotlist and got me a wink.

OK, admittedly it's my own hotlist and gave myself a wink to see if it was possible, but hey, I'm still calling it a win......

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

I would say 7/10. Its not really working but then maybe thats just me. Think a profile update is over due

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would anyone critique mine? A few pointers wound be nice. Drop me a DM if you please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn't get me the job I want....

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By *atural-born-thrillerMan
over a year ago

oulton broad

not everyone gets the humour I guess but it does the job occasionally x

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By *erDirtyRockstarMan
over a year ago

buckinghamshire

I think mine is transparent and honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is crap.

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By *oneyBear100Couple
over a year ago

Gatwick area

Ours could do with a little more focus and appeal to single ladies as that's a current desire to explore.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine is crap. "

But you have a pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think mine is transparent and honest"

And that’s what women are looking for champion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmm I thought mine was decent but I get no success on here.. any pointers?"

Getting rid of the passport pic would be a good start

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By *kblueeyesCouple
over a year ago

kilkenny

Mine does the job maybe a few new pics x

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By *urchoicenowCouple
over a year ago

Ashford

Ours isn't great but it appears that no one reads it anyway

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

"Mine does the job maybe a few new pics x"

Does the job very well xx

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By *kblueeyesCouple
over a year ago

kilkenny

"not everyone gets the humour I guess but it does the job occasionally x "

LOL good humour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is awful, but then I'm not meeting at the moment (like I ever had a choice...) so it doesn't need to be an eyecatcher.

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By *ublinjonnMan
over a year ago

dublin

Mine is terrible!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines probably a 5.. the text is like bloody war and peace but i say it like it is! I probably come across as a hard one to please and too much hard work lol which is far from the truth. Pics are probably ok and dont show too much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d give mine a 5. Can be hard talking about myself and it probably shows. I rarely receive msgs without msging first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like mine. It's just another filter I use, to lower the message pool

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By *guyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

Hard to know...6 ‘ish? I did my best...

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

Ours is awful, we really aren’t very photogenic.

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

I am happy with mine over all even if I am not getting any meets. It tells what I want and who I am looking for the photos need changing and updating to better ones maybe face pictures all will come in near future.

At moment a 7/10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like mine pooch wrote it so a solid 9.5

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By *_Yeah19Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Ours is perhaps a bit wordy for some, but need to get certain things across to try and minimise time wasters or people that will be clearly unsuitable. We haven’t got a Sydney University thing so that’s a plus point

Decent amount of pics showing both of us, could maybe do with a few more of us together. Pics are classy and leave something to the imagination which is what I like to see, obv some people like dick and gash shots but that’s not us

Overall, if I came across us as a single fem I’d definitely message us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d message me... I think..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just wanted to show that I don’t take any of this seriously and if you do then I’m probably not for you. Also my next door neighbour Dave, didn’t an excellent job of taking the photos, in return I have to cut his grass and water his tomatoes, so I guess that’s the only down side.

Hope this helps OP

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By *igblue66Man
over a year ago

romsey

"I’d message me... I think..

I would too aha

Mine on the other hand prob a 2 if people want to know me talk simple

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I was told last week by a friend,

"your profile is too ranty & very negative & that's the total opposite of what you're actually like in person"

Constructive criticism is welcome....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be critical about your own profile. Maybe it’s time to jazz things up a bit, maybe your getting no attention, maybe your getting to much and you need to sort your filters out

Either way, mark your profile out of ten, and put yourself in other people shows who are looking at it. What do they see, would you send yourself a PM?

Have a fab day everyone.

Id well shag me own arse

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

We like ours. We're told it reflects what we're about.

Could it be better, of course but we prefer to have some of ourselves left to discover in the flesh. But we don't want to be vague to the point of being a few lines long. That's not our style.

We will no doubt do another one someday to freshen things up, including photos. We don't want to shuffle words for the sake of it, we'd love to offer up a new passion or ambition in the scene, maybe. Does that make sense?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have just completely overhauled it. Hopefully it is now considered, clear and true to what I represent?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its shit,i know its shit,its going to stay shit

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By *istnbroke69Man
over a year ago

Cheshire / Shropshire

Mine 2/10 eeek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its shit,i know its shit,its going to stay shit"

Now now, Dash, we all know how deeply you care about others opinions of you.

Don't be so over sensitive!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Its shit,i know its shit,its going to stay shit

Now now, Dash, we all know how deeply you care about others opinions of you.

Don't be so over sensitive!"

It is shit though. Joking!

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By *Ollyinone.Man
over a year ago

Warks.

Text too long. Not enough public pictures I'd guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Either way, mark your profile out of ten, and put yourself in other people shows who are looking at it. What do they see, would you send yourself a PM? "

Pt. 1: 17 out of 10

Pt. 2: good God no, that guys a nutter

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By *kyblue1878Couple
over a year ago

Southport

Would say ours is pretty standard for a married couple seeking other couples, however it seems this site has more of an abundance of men.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I think mine is pretty good, explaining quite well what I'm looking for ~ I've even tried to make it easier for the guys

Some might say it's a bit long but if they cba to read it then that tells me everything I need to know!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Either way, mark your profile out of ten, and put yourself in other people shows who are looking at it. What do they see, would you send yourself a PM?

Pt. 1: 17 out of 10

Pt. 2: good God no, that guys a nutter

Haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ours is pretty damn good! It attracts sexy people,freaks and oddballs exactly as I planned! Pics are hot too

Perfect wank bank material

9/10

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ours is pretty damn good! It attracts sexy people,freaks and oddballs exactly as I planned! Pics are hot too

Perfect wank bank material

9/10

Peach x"

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I think I have scared off all the local guys already, so I’m having to wait to see if any decent newbies join

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only problem with mine is its all about me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is no good because i do not know how to write one

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Mine is no good because i do not know how to write one

Well you haven't done a bad job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I may get someone who knows me to write me one. See how it compares..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll go 5/10 for my own.

As at school, could do better if he applied himself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine is no good because i do not know how to write one

Well you haven't done a bad job."
thanks

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"Ours is pretty damn good! It attracts sexy people,freaks and oddballs exactly as I planned! Pics are hot too

Perfect wank bank material

9/10

Peach x"

I'll give it a 20

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over a year ago

"Be critical about your own profile. Maybe it’s time to jazz things up a bit, maybe your getting no attention, maybe your getting to much and you need to sort your filters out

Either way, mark your profile out of ten, and put yourself in other people shows who are looking at it. What do they see, would you send yourself a PM?

Have a fab day everyone.

I do PM myself! I winked myself once.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ours is pretty damn good! It attracts sexy people,freaks and oddballs exactly as I planned! Pics are hot too

Perfect wank bank material

9/10

Peach x

I'll give it a 20

You...

Yours is amazing because you're in it

*tucks cock away after lamp post piss

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't meet me as I'm too old now. Best let sleeping dogs lie as they say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be critical about your own profile. Maybe it’s time to jazz things up a bit, maybe your getting no attention, maybe your getting to much and you need to sort your filters out

Either way, mark your profile out of ten, and put yourself in other people shows who are looking at it. What do they see, would you send yourself a PM?

Have a fab day everyone.

I do PM myself! I wanked myself once."

FTFY

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've dumbed mine down for discrecionary reasons. I'm not sure everbody needs to know about my good looks, my wealth, my film star circle of friends and my girth.

I've kept all that out of it for the sake of my inbox. It works though, nobody ever contacts me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a bit crap at the moment, I can't decide what to do....hopefully that doesn't rub off on any perspective viewer!

Luckily suns out and I'm well busy in the real world!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So, so... needs a bit of an update in terms of pics but its still accurate

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I think mine’s ok - I receive quite a few compliments and it certainly s out those who I intended to out

Maybe 7/10 ?

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Weeds* (bloody auto correct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be critical about your own profile. Maybe it’s time to jazz things up a bit, maybe your getting no attention, maybe your getting to much and you need to sort your filters out

Either way, mark your profile out of ten, and put yourself in other people shows who are looking at it. What do they see, would you send yourself a PM?

Have a fab day everyone.

I do PM myself! I wanked myself once.

FTFY

Peach x"

Thanks! x

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really don't care.......

Hahaha. get to the back of the class "

Sounds familiar....

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I've had another look at mine with a more critical eye.

I was right the first time, it's shit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've had another look at mine with a more critical eye.

I was right the first time, it's shit. "

Yes. I agree. I know you didn’t ask but...you said it first.

*im guessing, I don’t read profiles. I’m a male.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i’ve probably over explained on mine, need debating on a re-write for about 3 years now

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Ours is a solid 9, maybe a 9.5, it's changed very little over the years, and has served us very well.

We need a "smug" smilie lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is crap but I don't complain lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meh, 7/10 at most

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine is crap but I don't complain lol"

I think we all just let everyone else complain.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I've had another look at mine with a more critical eye.

I was right the first time, it's shit.

Yes. I agree. I know you didn’t ask but...you said it first.

*im guessing, I don’t read profiles. I’m a male.

Good guess.

Can you let me have 6 numbers between 0 and 49........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

I’ll give it a 7. Does what it says on the tin.

Knocked a point for the lack of pics, although you only have to ask and maybe I’ll send you one, if you’re not too close.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to think mine is not bad, I know I could do with more variety of pictures but I can't seem to find a good angle on myself

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

My profile is crap... but it's honest, and it reflects me. If someone doesn't like it, they probably won't like me, so if it puts them off, at least we haven't wasted each other's time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you can have a crap profile here and do well . If nice pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think you can have a crap profile here and do well . If nice pics."

Hells Teeth Jo- where have you been hiding!

That is true for women more than men I think!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've had another look at mine with a more critical eye.

I was right the first time, it's shit.

Yes. I agree. I know you didn’t ask but...you said it first.

*im guessing, I don’t read profiles. I’m a male.

Good guess.

Can you let me have 6 numbers between 0 and 49........"

42.

69. (Shhh). Legs 11.

zero.

and another 1.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd give mine a 6/10. I think it's decent but clearly no one reads it and I don't want to be one or those with a ranty profile of how no one reads it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think you can have a crap profile here and do well . If nice pics.

Hells Teeth Jo- where have you been hiding!

That is true for women more than men I think!"
both its all about the pics as most never read a profile. xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think you can have a crap profile here and do well . If nice pics.

Hells Teeth Jo- where have you been hiding!

That is true for women more than men I think!"

Do you think men need a good profile, more than just pics?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guess mine works as well as can be expected

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe a 3 or 4??

Mines in need of a revamp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like mine,get a fair few lasses and couples messaging me first so it can't be that bad.Gonna give myself a 6/10,could do with more pics but I'm not the photogenic type

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think you can have a crap profile here and do well . If nice pics.

Hells Teeth Jo- where have you been hiding!

That is true for women more than men I think! both its all about the pics as most never read a profile. xx"

I think women could post a picture a picture of a crusty old sock and a description of a picture of Mary Magdelaine painted by Da Vinci and they'd still get messages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines crap lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines crap, too seriojs and objective. 3/10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

* serious - damn fat thumbs

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I think mine is quite good actually

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

My profile is deliberately not very good because I’ve had loser men copy my proper profile wording. They can copy it now if they want. I think my original text worked pretty well as I had over 100 meets in 5 years which I’m happy with, met plenty and chatted to many very interesting and sexy people and hope that continues. I don’t meet much these days but hey ho. C’est la vie. I’m happy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I came home d*unk from a family wedding on Saturday and reworded mine. I’m quite happy with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My profile is deliberately not very good because I’ve had loser men copy my proper profile wording. They can copy it now if they want. I think my original text worked pretty well as I had over 100 meets in 5 years which I’m happy with, met plenty and chatted to many very interesting and sexy people and hope that continues. I don’t meet much these days but hey ho. C’est la vie. I’m happy. "

Yeah I made mine crap on purpose too.

Too many messages.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I came home d*unk from a family wedding on Saturday and reworded mine. I’m quite happy with it

Hiccup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine’s a 4/10 I think. Not making a dick pic my profile pic for starters- that’s 3 marks right there.

Think my veris have helped a lot though. It can be a grind out here, and seeing how many messages some of these gorgeous women/couples get, it’s no surprise most the sent messages stay yellow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I came home d*unk from a family wedding on Saturday and reworded mine. I’m quite happy with it

Hiccup

I think knowing the context explains half the stuff on there

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By *ddibleMan
over a year ago

Exeter Bristol Salisbury

I can't read my profile I just get overcome with the urge to send myself cock pictures.

Nothing says you like a person more than a picture of your cocky.

I'd give myself 1

But I'm not that way inclined.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think you can have a crap profile here and do well . If nice pics.

Hells Teeth Jo- where have you been hiding!

That is true for women more than men I think! both its all about the pics as most never read a profile. xx

I think women could post a picture a picture of a crusty old sock and a description of a picture of Mary Magdelaine painted by Da Vinci and they'd still get messages. "

I'm in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ours is shit

Fortunately, Lacey has nice tits and a pretty lil snatch to compensate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think you can have a crap profile here and do well . If nice pics.

Hells Teeth Jo- where have you been hiding!

That is true for women more than men I think! both its all about the pics as most never read a profile. xx

I think women could post a picture a picture of a crusty old sock and a description of a picture of Mary Magdelaine painted by Da Vinci and they'd still get messages.

I'm in.

I thought he said crusty old cock.

until I saw your pic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think you can have a crap profile here and do well . If nice pics.

Hells Teeth Jo- where have you been hiding!

That is true for women more than men I think! both its all about the pics as most never read a profile. xx

I think women could post a picture a picture of a crusty old sock and a description of a picture of Mary Magdelaine painted by Da Vinci and they'd still get messages.

I'm in.

I'm going to have to message you now!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think you can have a crap profile here and do well . If nice pics.

Hells Teeth Jo- where have you been hiding!

That is true for women more than men I think! both its all about the pics as most never read a profile. xx

I think women could post a picture a picture of a crusty old sock and a description of a picture of Mary Magdelaine painted by Da Vinci and they'd still get messages.

I'm in.

I'm going to have to message you now!!

I've had 12,397 messages in the last half hour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think you can have a crap profile here and do well . If nice pics.

Hells Teeth Jo- where have you been hiding!

That is true for women more than men I think! both its all about the pics as most never read a profile. xx

I think women could post a picture a picture of a crusty old sock and a description of a picture of Mary Magdelaine painted by Da Vinci and they'd still get messages.

I'm in.

I'm going to have to message you now!!

I've had 12,397 messages in the last half hour.

Is that all?

That's quite disappointing.

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

My profile is like a drive through..in and out to the next one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im fairly happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think you can have a crap profile here and do well . If nice pics.

Hells Teeth Jo- where have you been hiding!

That is true for women more than men I think! both its all about the pics as most never read a profile. xx

I think women could post a picture a picture of a crusty old sock and a description of a picture of Mary Magdelaine painted by Da Vinci and they'd still get messages.

I'm in.

I'm going to have to message you now!!

I've had 12,397 messages in the last half hour.

Is that all?

That's quite disappointing.

Yeah that's exactly what all their messages to me say.

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