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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Never crossed over that 30 second mark so I'm looking for someone to lay there like a sack of spuds while try to break my record. Might take more than one attempt but persistence is key.

Any takers?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Chuck us a couple of sleeping pills and I'm all yours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chuck us a couple of sleeping pills and I'm all yours."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Chuck us a couple of sleeping pills and I'm all yours."

I want a blowjob first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck it, sure

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Chuck us a couple of sleeping pills and I'm all yours.

I want a blowjob first "

Greedy cunt.

Anything for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Chuck us a couple of sleeping pills and I'm all yours.

I want a blowjob first

Greedy cunt.

Anything for you "

Yay

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fuck it, sure"

That's the spirit

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Chuck us a couple of sleeping pills and I'm all yours.

I want a blowjob first

Greedy cunt.

Anything for you

Yay "

I'll leave the door open, let yourself in. I have a list of foody and drinky demands for you to bring with you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck it, sure

That's the spirit "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn't flirting a dying art!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Isn't flirting a dying art! "

So is humour apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm......

Err I should have looked who the OP was first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could have a go on me while I wait for my nail varnish to dry...that takes about a minute...deal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You could have a go on me while I wait for my nail varnish to dry...that takes about a minute...deal?"

I can manage twice then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm......

Err I should have looked who the OP was first "

Well that would be a different type of 'shit' shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never crossed over that 30 second mark so I'm looking for someone to lay there like a sack of spuds while try to break my record. Might take more than one attempt but persistence is key.

Any takers?"

Sure but I will do the same to you

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Never crossed over that 30 second mark so I'm looking for someone to lay there like a sack of spuds while try to break my record. Might take more than one attempt but persistence is key.

Any takers?"

Which charm school did you attend? One in Yorkshire I’m guessing? I’m a northern lass and familiar with the 30 second man....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never crossed over that 30 second mark so I'm looking for someone to lay there like a sack of spuds while try to break my record. Might take more than one attempt but persistence is key.

Any takers?

Which charm school did you attend? One in Yorkshire I’m guessing? I’m a northern lass and familiar with the 30 second man.... "

Some of us Yorkshire men went to Swiss schools.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Never crossed over that 30 second mark so I'm looking for someone to lay there like a sack of spuds while try to break my record. Might take more than one attempt but persistence is key.

Any takers?

Which charm school did you attend? One in Yorkshire I’m guessing? I’m a northern lass and familiar with the 30 second man....

Some of us Yorkshire men went to Swiss schools. "

Really ? (Yeah right!!!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never crossed over that 30 second mark so I'm looking for someone to lay there like a sack of spuds while try to break my record. Might take more than one attempt but persistence is key.

Any takers?

Which charm school did you attend? One in Yorkshire I’m guessing? I’m a northern lass and familiar with the 30 second man....

Some of us Yorkshire men went to Swiss schools.

Really ? (Yeah right!!!) "

Absolutely, didn't say I graduated though, did I?

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Go on then...I might have a power nap while you're at it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can do the sack of spuds but not sure about the lying still, unless I,m asleep but then it would be a snoring sack of spuds. XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like you thinking , sympathy shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I personally like fast cummers if they last longer than 2 minutes I feel slightly offended and the finishing move needs to be used (usually involves holding the guys willy at the base under the balls, stretching the skin slightly whilst he's still thrusting and give a little tap with the index finger over his bum hole the way seagulls dance on the ground to bring the worms to the surface) That's it then, flawless victory.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I personally like fast cummers if they last longer than 2 minutes I feel slightly offended and the finishing move needs to be used (usually involves holding the guys willy at the base under the balls, stretching the skin slightly whilst he's still thrusting and give a little tap with the index finger over his bum hole the way seagulls dance on the ground to bring the worms to the surface) That's it then, flawless victory. "

Yup, I think that'll do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never crossed over that 30 second mark so I'm looking for someone to lay there like a sack of spuds while try to break my record. Might take more than one attempt but persistence is key.

Any takers?"

I won't take, but I will give.

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By *pepepipoxMan
over a year ago

London


"I personally like fast cummers if they last longer than 2 minutes I feel slightly offended and the finishing move needs to be used (usually involves holding the guys willy at the base under the balls, stretching the skin slightly whilst he's still thrusting and give a little tap with the index finger over his bum hole the way seagulls dance on the ground to bring the worms to the surface) That's it then, flawless victory. "

The famous ninja move of the gooey crane!!! God, you are the karate kid of ejaculations!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK am in lol

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Hello Mr Cake Im a shit shag so come on down

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello Mr Cake Im a shit shag so come on down "

I'm in Watford. You come up, I've gone more than half way

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"Hello Mr Cake Im a shit shag so come on down

I'm in Watford. You come up, I've gone more than half way "

I have celery stick up my ass will that tempt you down

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By *.H.SMan
over a year ago

London

Loooool

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello Mr Cake Im a shit shag so come on down

I'm in Watford. You come up, I've gone more than half way

I have celery stick up my ass will that tempt you down "

You know me so well

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"Hello Mr Cake Im a shit shag so come on down

I'm in Watford. You come up, I've gone more than half way

I have celery stick up my ass will that tempt you down

You know me so well "

Plus a dip you are just so demanding

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello Mr Cake Im a shit shag so come on down

I'm in Watford. You come up, I've gone more than half way

I have celery stick up my ass will that tempt you down

You know me so well

Plus a dip you are just so demanding "

I AM the dip

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"Hello Mr Cake Im a shit shag so come on down

I'm in Watford. You come up, I've gone more than half way

I have celery stick up my ass will that tempt you down

You know me so well

Plus a dip you are just so demanding

I AM the dip "

I know

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