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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

For swings. They're not made for adult bums, I got bruises!

(I appreciate it may be the size of my arse that's the issue but I'm ignoring that fact!)

What have you found out you're not made for anymore?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently I'm not made for anything fun.

Go ape? Too heavy

Drive a Ferrari round a track? Too heavy

That indoor sky driving thing? Too heavy.

I'll stick to wine and sex (disclaimer, it's mainly wine)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im ok on the swings its the slide that doesn't fit me anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Staying up all night! Doesn't happen anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have to really force myself to wear heels nowadays when I used to live in them.

Now, if I can’t wear converse, I don’t want to go

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Apparently I'm not made for anything fun.

Go ape? Too heavy

Drive a Ferrari round a track? Too heavy

That indoor sky driving thing? Too heavy.

I'll stick to wine and sex (disclaimer, it's mainly wine)

"

Well we already established you're not made for facesitting

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im ok on the swings its the slide that doesn't fit me anymore "

Oh god! I didn't even risk that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apparently I'm not made for anything fun.

Go ape? Too heavy

Drive a Ferrari round a track? Too heavy

That indoor sky driving thing? Too heavy.

I'll stick to wine and sex (disclaimer, it's mainly wine)

Well we already established you're not made for facesitting "

That too. I'll remain the sitee not the siter

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Staying up all night! Doesn't happen anymore "

Or if it does it takes a fortnight to recover

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Staying up all night! Doesn't happen anymore "

Oh can stay up all night but just lose the next couple of days in recovery now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have to really force myself to wear heels nowadays when I used to live in them.

Now, if I can’t wear converse, I don’t want to go "

Comfort wins out any day!

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester


"For swings. They're not made for adult bums, I got bruises!

(I appreciate it may be the size of my arse that's the issue but I'm ignoring that fact!)

What have you found out you're not made for anymore? "

Giving a toss to be honest

It's a good part of growing older.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"For swings. They're not made for adult bums, I got bruises!

(I appreciate it may be the size of my arse that's the issue but I'm ignoring that fact!)

What have you found out you're not made for anymore?

Giving a toss to be honest

It's a good part of growing older."

I'm looking forward to that!

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By *lanPartridgeMan
over a year ago

nottingham

City centre bars. I'm supersensitive to noise in my dotage...

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By *orestersCouple
over a year ago

The Forest

I can't sit down on a sofa without making an "oof" sort of noise, and I can't go upstairs without my knees sounding like a Phil Collins drum solo.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester


"For swings. They're not made for adult bums, I got bruises!

(I appreciate it may be the size of my arse that's the issue but I'm ignoring that fact!)

What have you found out you're not made for anymore?

Giving a toss to be honest

It's a good part of growing older.

I'm looking forward to that! "

It's awe inspiring.

Before we would hold back and think manners etc.

But now we just give as good as we get, it feels fantastic and the look of "wasn't expecting that " is brilliant.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

The last time I tried to wear a pelicon bib I couldn't do the plastic bit up around my neck.

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Have to really force myself to wear heels nowadays when I used to live in them.

Now, if I can’t wear converse, I don’t want to go "

Me exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For swings. They're not made for adult bums, I got bruises!

(I appreciate it may be the size of my arse that's the issue but I'm ignoring that fact!)

What have you found out you're not made for anymore? "

Cartwheels. Most embarrassing. I used to be awesome at them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anywhere with loud music

Staying up late

Drinking

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester


"For swings. They're not made for adult bums, I got bruises!

(I appreciate it may be the size of my arse that's the issue but I'm ignoring that fact!)

What have you found out you're not made for anymore?

Cartwheels. Most embarrassing. I used to be awesome at them. "

Handstands?

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By *lanPartridgeMan
over a year ago

nottingham

4 Fab?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apparently I'm not made for anything fun.

Go ape? Too heavy

Drive a Ferrari round a track? Too heavy

That indoor sky driving thing? Too heavy.

I'll stick to wine and sex (disclaimer, it's mainly wine)

"

How on earth are you too heavy for Go Ape?! . I love that place.

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"Im ok on the swings its the slide that doesn't fit me anymore "

I’m very sure if you were naked with an oiled bum you’d slide down extremely quickly!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To old to be on my knees taking cock. That's for younger women.

Oh who am I kidding that was a lie

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner


"For swings. They're not made for adult bums, I got bruises!

(I appreciate it may be the size of my arse that's the issue but I'm ignoring that fact!)

What have you found out you're not made for anymore? "

At least you didn’t have to get cut out of it by the fire brigade like a pair of foolish students did recently.

One climbed into one of those kids ‘cage’ type swings to prove she could do it, and couldn’t get out. Her buddy climbed in to prove it was nonsense... and also got stuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For swings. They're not made for adult bums, I got bruises!

(I appreciate it may be the size of my arse that's the issue but I'm ignoring that fact!)

What have you found out you're not made for anymore? "

Do you really have to share every thing you do on here lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every thing. I'm old before my time

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