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"Such is life eh. And it goes on." It does indeed. | |||
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"Such is life eh. And it goes on. It does indeed. " Are you crying?  | |||
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"Their loss "I know right,suns out now so I'm stripping off... | |||
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"Such is life eh. And it goes on. It does indeed. Are you crying? "No I'm a big girl now I don't cry anymore. | |||
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"Such is life eh. And it goes on. It does indeed. Are you crying?
No I'm a big girl now I don't cry anymore."How big? | |||
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"Such is life eh. And it goes on. It does indeed. Are you crying?
No I'm a big girl now I don't cry anymore.
How big? "5'4" big. | |||
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"one of those timewaster thingies. Good job I'm not disappointed. Oh he just messaged he forgot. I do have my roofer friend spending the day tomorrow,now that I am looking forward to." Its getting worse lol | |||
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"Such is life eh. And it goes on. It does indeed. Are you crying?
No I'm a big girl now I don't cry anymore.
How big?
5'4" big."That’s petite, not big. | |||
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"Sod him xx" It's hard work trying to date,I don't think I can be bothered anymore. | |||
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"one of those timewaster thingies. Good job I'm not disappointed. Oh he just messaged he forgot. I do have my roofer friend spending the day tomorrow,now that I am looking forward to." Is he going to fix your roof? | |||
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"Sod him xx It's hard work trying to date,I don't think I can be bothered anymore. " Have you considered lesbianism?  | |||
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"Forgot  "I know right,he said he told me to remind him. I definitely missed him saying that. | |||
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"If he forgot then I think it tells you everything you need to know about him. " That he forgot? I can’t think of anything else | |||
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"Sod him xx It's hard work trying to date,I don't think I can be bothered anymore. Have you considered lesbianism? "I dont think I could ever go down on a minge. | |||
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I know right,he said he told me to remind him. I definitely missed him saying that. "You were supposed to remind him? Cheeky devil! | |||
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"Sod him xx It's hard work trying to date,I don't think I can be bothered anymore. Have you considered lesbianism?
I dont think I could ever go down on a minge."Also when you go lesbian, gays let you down as well | |||
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"one of those timewaster thingies. Good job I'm not disappointed. Oh he just messaged he forgot. I do have my roofer friend spending the day tomorrow,now that I am looking forward to. Is he going to fix your roof? " Keep up he already done my roof and me. | |||
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"one of those timewaster thingies. Good job I'm not disappointed. Oh he just messaged he forgot. I do have my roofer friend spending the day tomorrow,now that I am looking forward to. Is he going to fix your roof? Keep up he already done my roof and me." So what was the other one coming to do?  | |||
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I know right,he said he told me to remind him. I definitely missed him saying that.
You were supposed to remind him? Cheeky devil! "Yeah apparently so. | |||
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"one of those timewaster thingies. Good job I'm not disappointed. Oh he just messaged he forgot. I do have my roofer friend spending the day tomorrow,now that I am looking forward to. Is he going to fix your roof? Keep up he already done my roof and me. So what was the other one coming to do? "What other one? | |||
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"Forgot
I know right,he said he told me to remind him. I definitely missed him saying that. "Utter bollocks. I would think most blokes on here who actually get a meet would be thinking about little else until it happened.. | |||
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"one of those timewaster thingies. Good job I'm not disappointed. Oh he just messaged he forgot. I do have my roofer friend spending the day tomorrow,now that I am looking forward to. Is he going to fix your roof? Keep up he already done my roof and me. So what was the other one coming to do?
What other one?"One forgot but your roofer friend is coming to spend the day.. they are different two men, right? | |||
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"Tbf is forget my head if it wasn't screwed on but I've never forgot about a planned meet "Tbh I’ve forgotten like this in the past | |||
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"one of those timewaster thingies. Good job I'm not disappointed. Oh he just messaged he forgot. I do have my roofer friend spending the day tomorrow,now that I am looking forward to. Is he going to fix your roof? Keep up he already done my roof and me. So what was the other one coming to do?
What other one?
One forgot but your roofer friend is coming to spend the day.. they are different two men, right? "I had a date today with someone and he forgot,considering we made this arrangement over the weekend his memory is worse than mine and that's saying something! Roofer guy is someone different. | |||
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I know right,he said he told me to remind him. I definitely missed him saying that. "If he needs "reminding" he either wasn't that into you or the wife wouldn't let him get away. If someone really want to meet you they will. Either way it's his loss. Next! | |||
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"Bloody lucky to get a meet and then f##kz you about.... Makes my blood boil "It doesn't me. | |||
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"one of those timewaster thingies. Good job I'm not disappointed. Oh he just messaged he forgot. I do have my roofer friend spending the day tomorrow,now that I am looking forward to. Is he going to fix your roof? Keep up he already done my roof and me. So what was the other one coming to do?
What other one?
One forgot but your roofer friend is coming to spend the day.. they are different two men, right?
I had a date today with someone and he forgot,considering we made this arrangement over the weekend his memory is worse than mine and that's saying something!
Roofer guy is someone different."Yes, so I got that right. If the roofer was doing your roof and you.. why go on a date with other guy? Lol just saying maybe the roofer was testing you  | |||
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"That banana one doesn't half ask some questions "I like to get to the bottom of things as there are two sides to every story | |||
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"one of those timewaster thingies. Good job I'm not disappointed. Oh he just messaged he forgot. I do have my roofer friend spending the day tomorrow,now that I am looking forward to." Blimey, after all this time, I thought you be more wise about these thing's, just have some tea Hatter. | |||
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"That banana one doesn't half ask some questions " | |||
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"one of those timewaster thingies. Good job I'm not disappointed. Oh he just messaged he forgot. I do have my roofer friend spending the day tomorrow,now that I am looking forward to. Is he going to fix your roof? Keep up he already done my roof and me. So what was the other one coming to do?
What other one?
One forgot but your roofer friend is coming to spend the day.. they are different two men, right?
I had a date today with someone and he forgot,considering we made this arrangement over the weekend his memory is worse than mine and that's saying something!
Roofer guy is someone different.
Yes, so I got that right. If the roofer was doing your roof and you.. why go on a date with other guy? Lol just saying maybe the roofer was testing you "Well roofer guy is just for pleasure however we do really get on,but as he's only 34 I'm not exactly going to have a relationship with him. Now am I looking for someone to share more of my life with so I'm trying to date,but really can't be too fussed. So I thought I had better put some effort in before I become totally antisocial and middle aged. Dating guy knew I was feeling a bit antisocial,but he seemed like a nice guy so thought I would have a wash and arrange something you know. Then yeah he forgot... | |||
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"That banana one doesn't half ask some questions "Doesn't he! | |||
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"one of those timewaster thingies. Good job I'm not disappointed. Oh he just messaged he forgot. I do have my roofer friend spending the day tomorrow,now that I am looking forward to. Is he going to fix your roof? Keep up he already done my roof and me. So what was the other one coming to do?
What other one?
One forgot but your roofer friend is coming to spend the day.. they are different two men, right?
I had a date today with someone and he forgot,considering we made this arrangement over the weekend his memory is worse than mine and that's saying something!
Roofer guy is someone different.
Yes, so I got that right. If the roofer was doing your roof and you.. why go on a date with other guy? Lol just saying maybe the roofer was testing you
Well roofer guy is just for pleasure however we do really get on,but as he's only 34 I'm not exactly going to have a relationship with him.
Now am I looking for someone to share more of my life with so I'm trying to date,but really can't be too fussed. So I thought I had better put some effort in before I become totally antisocial and middle aged.
Dating guy knew I was feeling a bit antisocial,but he seemed like a nice guy so thought I would have a wash and arrange something you know.
Then yeah he forgot..."Cool story bro, so I take it no more dating now for a while? | |||
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I like to get to the bottom of things as there are two sides to every story "Mmm... always good to get to the bottom of things young man | |||
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"That banana one doesn't half ask some questions
I like to get to the bottom of things as there are two sides to every story
Mmm... always good to get to the bottom of things young man "Always | |||
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"That banana one doesn't half ask some questions
I like to get to the bottom of things as there are two sides to every story
Mmm... always good to get to the bottom of things young man
Always "Whilst I'm conversing with you..the name..is it because you like bananas? Smell like a banana?..have a cock the shape of a banana?.. or like to dress up as banana man? | |||
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"That banana one doesn't half ask some questions
I like to get to the bottom of things as there are two sides to every story
Mmm... always good to get to the bottom of things young man
Always
Whilst I'm conversing with you..the name..is it because you like bananas? Smell like a banana?..have a cock the shape of a banana?.. or like to dress up as banana man? "Good question, you are learning fast. Answer: none of the above I used to be the gynaecologist then a few ladies on here objected to that name very strongly and one good lady friend recommended Bananaman. Hope this helps | |||
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"one of those timewaster thingies. Good job I'm not disappointed. Oh he just messaged he forgot. I do have my roofer friend spending the day tomorrow,now that I am looking forward to. Is he going to fix your roof? Keep up he already done my roof and me. So what was the other one coming to do?
What other one?
One forgot but your roofer friend is coming to spend the day.. they are different two men, right?
I had a date today with someone and he forgot,considering we made this arrangement over the weekend his memory is worse than mine and that's saying something!
Roofer guy is someone different.
Yes, so I got that right. If the roofer was doing your roof and you.. why go on a date with other guy? Lol just saying maybe the roofer was testing you
Well roofer guy is just for pleasure however we do really get on,but as he's only 34 I'm not exactly going to have a relationship with him.
Now am I looking for someone to share more of my life with so I'm trying to date,but really can't be too fussed. So I thought I had better put some effort in before I become totally antisocial and middle aged.
Dating guy knew I was feeling a bit antisocial,but he seemed like a nice guy so thought I would have a wash and arrange something you know.
Then yeah he forgot...
Cool story bro, so I take it no more dating now for a while? "I don't know what do you think oh wise one. | |||
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"That banana one doesn't half ask some questions
I like to get to the bottom of things as there are two sides to every story
Mmm... always good to get to the bottom of things young man
Always
Whilst I'm conversing with you..the name..is it because you like bananas? Smell like a banana?..have a cock the shape of a banana?.. or like to dress up as banana man?
Good question, you are learning fast.
Answer: none of the above
I used to be the gynaecologist then a few ladies on here objected to that name very strongly and one good lady friend recommended Bananaman.
Hope this helps "I can rest at night easier now | |||
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"That banana one doesn't half ask some questions
I like to get to the bottom of things as there are two sides to every story
Mmm... always good to get to the bottom of things young man
Always
Whilst I'm conversing with you..the name..is it because you like bananas? Smell like a banana?..have a cock the shape of a banana?.. or like to dress up as banana man?
Good question, you are learning fast.
Answer: none of the above
I used to be the gynaecologist then a few ladies on here objected to that name very strongly and one good lady friend recommended Bananaman.
Hope this helps "Yeah but why did she recommend that,did she think your cock was shaped like a banana,like bananas etc etc etc. We need to know. | |||
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"one of those timewaster thingies. Good job I'm not disappointed. Oh he just messaged he forgot. I do have my roofer friend spending the day tomorrow,now that I am looking forward to. Is he going to fix your roof? Keep up he already done my roof and me. So what was the other one coming to do?
What other one?
One forgot but your roofer friend is coming to spend the day.. they are different two men, right?
I had a date today with someone and he forgot,considering we made this arrangement over the weekend his memory is worse than mine and that's saying something!
Roofer guy is someone different.
Yes, so I got that right. If the roofer was doing your roof and you.. why go on a date with other guy? Lol just saying maybe the roofer was testing you
Well roofer guy is just for pleasure however we do really get on,but as he's only 34 I'm not exactly going to have a relationship with him.
Now am I looking for someone to share more of my life with so I'm trying to date,but really can't be too fussed. So I thought I had better put some effort in before I become totally antisocial and middle aged.
Dating guy knew I was feeling a bit antisocial,but he seemed like a nice guy so thought I would have a wash and arrange something you know.
Then yeah he forgot...
Cool story bro, so I take it no more dating now for a while?
I don't know what do you think oh wise one."I could volunteer to put my self forward for the task but we are looking for different things at this moment and I’m sure you have your roofer, plasterer, brick layer, plumber, handy man & electrician so you should be fine on your own | |||
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"one of those timewaster thingies. Good job I'm not disappointed. Oh he just messaged he forgot. I do have my roofer friend spending the day tomorrow,now that I am looking forward to." Ces't la vie x | |||
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"That banana one doesn't half ask some questions
I like to get to the bottom of things as there are two sides to every story
Mmm... always good to get to the bottom of things young man
Always
Whilst I'm conversing with you..the name..is it because you like bananas? Smell like a banana?..have a cock the shape of a banana?.. or like to dress up as banana man?
Good question, you are learning fast.
Answer: none of the above
I used to be the gynaecologist then a few ladies on here objected to that name very strongly and one good lady friend recommended Bananaman.
Hope this helps
I can rest at night easier now "You let him off too easily... | |||
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"one of those timewaster thingies. Good job I'm not disappointed. Oh he just messaged he forgot. I do have my roofer friend spending the day tomorrow,now that I am looking forward to. Is he going to fix your roof? Keep up he already done my roof and me. So what was the other one coming to do?
What other one?
One forgot but your roofer friend is coming to spend the day.. they are different two men, right?
I had a date today with someone and he forgot,considering we made this arrangement over the weekend his memory is worse than mine and that's saying something!
Roofer guy is someone different.
Yes, so I got that right. If the roofer was doing your roof and you.. why go on a date with other guy? Lol just saying maybe the roofer was testing you
Well roofer guy is just for pleasure however we do really get on,but as he's only 34 I'm not exactly going to have a relationship with him.
Now am I looking for someone to share more of my life with so I'm trying to date,but really can't be too fussed. So I thought I had better put some effort in before I become totally antisocial and middle aged.
Dating guy knew I was feeling a bit antisocial,but he seemed like a nice guy so thought I would have a wash and arrange something you know.
Then yeah he forgot...
Cool story bro, so I take it no more dating now for a while?
I don't know what do you think oh wise one.
I could volunteer to put my self forward for the task but we are looking for different things at this moment and I’m sure you have your roofer, plasterer, brick layer, plumber, handy man & electrician so you should be fine on your own "No I need a plumber,my toilet still isn't flushing. | |||
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"That banana one doesn't half ask some questions
I like to get to the bottom of things as there are two sides to every story
Mmm... always good to get to the bottom of things young man
Always
Whilst I'm conversing with you..the name..is it because you like bananas? Smell like a banana?..have a cock the shape of a banana?.. or like to dress up as banana man?
Good question, you are learning fast.
Answer: none of the above
I used to be the gynaecologist then a few ladies on here objected to that name very strongly and one good lady friend recommended Bananaman.
Hope this helps
Yeah but why did she recommend that,did she think your cock was shaped like a banana,like bananas etc etc etc. We need to know."She said it has “zinc” to it whatever that means | |||
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"one of those timewaster thingies. Good job I'm not disappointed. Oh he just messaged he forgot. I do have my roofer friend spending the day tomorrow,now that I am looking forward to. Is he going to fix your roof? Keep up he already done my roof and me. So what was the other one coming to do?
What other one?
One forgot but your roofer friend is coming to spend the day.. they are different two men, right?
I had a date today with someone and he forgot,considering we made this arrangement over the weekend his memory is worse than mine and that's saying something!
Roofer guy is someone different.
Yes, so I got that right. If the roofer was doing your roof and you.. why go on a date with other guy? Lol just saying maybe the roofer was testing you
Well roofer guy is just for pleasure however we do really get on,but as he's only 34 I'm not exactly going to have a relationship with him.
Now am I looking for someone to share more of my life with so I'm trying to date,but really can't be too fussed. So I thought I had better put some effort in before I become totally antisocial and middle aged.
Dating guy knew I was feeling a bit antisocial,but he seemed like a nice guy so thought I would have a wash and arrange something you know.
Then yeah he forgot...
Cool story bro, so I take it no more dating now for a while?
I don't know what do you think oh wise one.
I could volunteer to put my self forward for the task but we are looking for different things at this moment and I’m sure you have your roofer, plasterer, brick layer, plumber, handy man & electrician so you should be fine on your own
No I need a plumber,my toilet still isn't flushing."You need to eat less and not poo like a cow | |||
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"one of those timewaster thingies. Good job I'm not disappointed. Oh he just messaged he forgot. I do have my roofer friend spending the day tomorrow,now that I am looking forward to. Ces't la vie x" Eh? | |||
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"Always makes me laugh that people can "forget" they've arranged to meet someone......" As a party organiser, tell us a little bit more | |||
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"Sod him xx It's hard work trying to date,I don't think I can be bothered anymore. Have you considered lesbianism?
I dont think I could ever go down on a minge."I never asked you to
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"one of those timewaster thingies. Good job I'm not disappointed. Oh he just messaged he forgot. I do have my roofer friend spending the day tomorrow,now that I am looking forward to. Is he going to fix your roof? Keep up he already done my roof and me. So what was the other one coming to do?
What other one?
One forgot but your roofer friend is coming to spend the day.. they are different two men, right?
I had a date today with someone and he forgot,considering we made this arrangement over the weekend his memory is worse than mine and that's saying something!
Roofer guy is someone different.
Yes, so I got that right. If the roofer was doing your roof and you.. why go on a date with other guy? Lol just saying maybe the roofer was testing you
Well roofer guy is just for pleasure however we do really get on,but as he's only 34 I'm not exactly going to have a relationship with him.
Now am I looking for someone to share more of my life with so I'm trying to date,but really can't be too fussed. So I thought I had better put some effort in before I become totally antisocial and middle aged.
Dating guy knew I was feeling a bit antisocial,but he seemed like a nice guy so thought I would have a wash and arrange something you know.
Then yeah he forgot...
Cool story bro, so I take it no more dating now for a while?
I don't know what do you think oh wise one.
I could volunteer to put my self forward for the task but we are looking for different things at this moment and I’m sure you have your roofer, plasterer, brick layer, plumber, handy man & electrician so you should be fine on your own
No I need a plumber,my toilet still isn't flushing.
You need to eat less and not poo like a cow "Cheeky git (I originally put cheeky shit then thought better) | |||
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"Sod him xx It's hard work trying to date,I don't think I can be bothered anymore. Have you considered lesbianism?
I dont think I could ever go down on a minge.
I never asked you to
So it was a date or a fab meet or a fab date? Either way sorry to hear x"Yes, sorry for your loss of orgasm | |||
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"one of those timewaster thingies. Good job I'm not disappointed. Oh he just messaged he forgot. I do have my roofer friend spending the day tomorrow,now that I am looking forward to. Is he going to fix your roof? Keep up he already done my roof and me. So what was the other one coming to do?
What other one?
One forgot but your roofer friend is coming to spend the day.. they are different two men, right?
I had a date today with someone and he forgot,considering we made this arrangement over the weekend his memory is worse than mine and that's saying something!
Roofer guy is someone different.
Yes, so I got that right. If the roofer was doing your roof and you.. why go on a date with other guy? Lol just saying maybe the roofer was testing you
Well roofer guy is just for pleasure however we do really get on,but as he's only 34 I'm not exactly going to have a relationship with him.
Now am I looking for someone to share more of my life with so I'm trying to date,but really can't be too fussed. So I thought I had better put some effort in before I become totally antisocial and middle aged.
Dating guy knew I was feeling a bit antisocial,but he seemed like a nice guy so thought I would have a wash and arrange something you know.
Then yeah he forgot...
Cool story bro, so I take it no more dating now for a while?
I don't know what do you think oh wise one.
I could volunteer to put my self forward for the task but we are looking for different things at this moment and I’m sure you have your roofer, plasterer, brick layer, plumber, handy man & electrician so you should be fine on your own
No I need a plumber,my toilet still isn't flushing.
You need to eat less and not poo like a cow
Cheeky git (I originally put cheeky shit then thought better)"Glad we are even now x | |||
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"Sod him xx It's hard work trying to date,I don't think I can be bothered anymore. Have you considered lesbianism?
I dont think I could ever go down on a minge.
I never asked you to
So it was a date or a fab meet or a fab date? Either way sorry to hear x"Well it was a fab date,not quite sure of the difference between a date and a fab date,but I met him on here. | |||
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"That banana one doesn't half ask some questions
I like to get to the bottom of things as there are two sides to every story
Mmm... always good to get to the bottom of things young man
Always
Whilst I'm conversing with you..the name..is it because you like bananas? Smell like a banana?..have a cock the shape of a banana?.. or like to dress up as banana man?
Good question, you are learning fast.
Answer: none of the above
I used to be the gynaecologist then a few ladies on here objected to that name very strongly and one good lady friend recommended Bananaman.
Hope this helps
I can rest at night easier now
You let him off too easily...". he's only a young pup | |||
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"That banana one doesn't half ask some questions
I like to get to the bottom of things as there are two sides to every story
Mmm... always good to get to the bottom of things young man
Always
Whilst I'm conversing with you..the name..is it because you like bananas? Smell like a banana?..have a cock the shape of a banana?.. or like to dress up as banana man?
Good question, you are learning fast.
Answer: none of the above
I used to be the gynaecologist then a few ladies on here objected to that name very strongly and one good lady friend recommended Bananaman.
Hope this helps
I can rest at night easier now
You let him off too easily.... he's only a young pup "Keep telling your self that | |||
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"one of those timewaster thingies. Good job I'm not disappointed. Oh he just messaged he forgot. " "forgot" can that translate to married or has a girlfriend who doesn't know he is on the site? | |||
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"one of those timewaster thingies. Good job I'm not disappointed. Oh he just messaged he forgot. "forgot" can that translate to married or has a girlfriend who doesn't know he is on the site?" You would never do that right? | |||
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"one of those timewaster thingies. Good job I'm not disappointed. Oh he just messaged he forgot. "forgot" can that translate to married or has a girlfriend who doesn't know he is on the site?" Only one person knows the answer to that... | |||
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"one of those timewaster thingies. Good job I'm not disappointed. Oh he just messaged he forgot. "forgot" can that translate to married or has a girlfriend who doesn't know he is on the site? Only one person knows the answer to that..." Can't understand anyone forgetting if there's a 'genuine' problem he should have been in touch | |||
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"one of those timewaster thingies. Good job I'm not disappointed. Oh he just messaged he forgot. "forgot" can that translate to married or has a girlfriend who doesn't know he is on the site? Only one person knows the answer to that... Can't understand anyone forgetting if there's a 'genuine' problem he should have been in touch " Lol what do you want to do to him now? | |||
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"Glad you're not arsed, I know that it would have been slightly more of a selection process than most to want to meet said person so if he's fluffed it then balls to him. " Sounds fair  | |||
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"Nobody would be stupid enough to give someone a second chance if they didn't turn up the first time would they?" I've given a second chance. Remember when the World Cup was on in 2016 and I agreed to meet a guy and I cooked sticky chicken skewers and wedges and garlic bread and got those woo woo frozen cocktail things and he didn't turn up. I went nuts and called him all the cunts under the sun via text and then he apologised and met the following week but I didn't even fancy him in the flesh and couldn't shake him then for a while. | |||
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" You would never do that right? " No, I've never been married and I've found myself an FWB who I met in a club. So we both know the score about how swingers clubs and fab work. | |||
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"Nobody would be stupid enough to give someone a second chance if they didn't turn up the first time would they?" Yes but i do have mug tattooed on my head | |||
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"Nobody would be stupid enough to give someone a second chance if they didn't turn up the first time would they?" I did once, but it cost him a sunday lunch! | |||
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"Nobody would be stupid enough to give someone a second chance if they didn't turn up the first time would they? I've given a second chance. Remember when the World Cup was on in 2016 and I agreed to meet a guy and I cooked sticky chicken skewers and wedges and garlic bread and got those woo woo frozen cocktail things and he didn't turn up. I went nuts and called him all the cunts under the sun via text and then he apologised and met the following week but I didn't even fancy him in the flesh and couldn't shake him then for a while. " I think I can learn from that,I would be disappointed if I was daft enough to give him a second chance then I didn't fancy him face to face. Or he 'forgot' to turn up again. | |||
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"Nobody would be stupid enough to give someone a second chance if they didn't turn up the first time would they? I did once, but it cost him a sunday lunch! "Yeah he said he'd take me out for lunch or tea. I think I'll just chalk it down to experience. | |||
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"I think people make mistakes or he might have genuinely forgotten.. i would give a second chance "Don't tend to give those. Thumbs up. | |||
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"I think people make mistakes or he might have genuinely forgotten.. i would give a second chance
Don't tend to give those. Thumbs up."Don’t be such a hard ass lol both thumps up | |||
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"I think people make mistakes or he might have genuinely forgotten.. i would give a second chance
Don't tend to give those. Thumbs up.
Don’t be such a hard ass lol both thumps up "That's how life has made me. Both thumbs up and ten toes. | |||
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"I think people make mistakes or he might have genuinely forgotten.. i would give a second chance
Don't tend to give those. Thumbs up.
Don’t be such a hard ass lol both thumps up
That's how life has made me. Both thumbs up and ten toes."What do you mean by that’s how life has made you? | |||
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"one of those timewaster thingies. Good job I'm not disappointed. Oh he just messaged he forgot. I do have my roofer friend spending the day tomorrow,now that I am looking forward to." Dont think I would have forgot lol | |||
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"one of those timewaster thingies. Good job I'm not disappointed. Oh he just messaged he forgot. I do have my roofer friend spending the day tomorrow,now that I am looking forward to. Dont think I would have forgot lol " Don’t think she will organise a date with you lol | |||
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"I think people make mistakes or he might have genuinely forgotten.. i would give a second chance
Don't tend to give those. Thumbs up.
Don’t be such a hard ass lol both thumps up
That's how life has made me. Both thumbs up and ten toes.
What do you mean by that’s how life has made you? "It's made me into a hard ass. | |||
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"I think people make mistakes or he might have genuinely forgotten.. i would give a second chance
Don't tend to give those. Thumbs up.
Don’t be such a hard ass lol both thumps up
That's how life has made me. Both thumbs up and ten toes.
What do you mean by that’s how life has made you?
It's made me into a hard ass."What happened that hasn’t happened to others in life? | |||
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"Nobody would be stupid enough to give someone a second chance if they didn't turn up the first time would they?" If they said they'd forgotten? No effing way. If they had a valid excuse, then I likely would. | |||
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"Nobody would be stupid enough to give someone a second chance if they didn't turn up the first time would they? If they said they'd forgotten? No effing way. If they had a valid excuse, then I likely would. " That’s a good point. I agree with this | |||
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"Nobody would be stupid enough to give someone a second chance if they didn't turn up the first time would they? If they said they'd forgotten? No effing way. If they had a valid excuse, then I likely would. That’s a good point. I agree with this "Come on now.. if he says he forgot he forgot.. | |||
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"Nobody would be stupid enough to give someone a second chance if they didn't turn up the first time would they? If they said they'd forgotten? No effing way. If they had a valid excuse, then I likely would. That’s a good point. I agree with this
Come on now.. if he says he forgot he forgot.. "Maybe he did. But if I was going on a date via Fab, like I kind of did with Sir, i would want to be at the fore front of the guys mind. Not somewhere after the footie, picking his nose, walking the dog, calling his mum, or anything else. A first date is supposed to be exciting. If he was really interested, the date would have been at the forefront of his mind. In all the years on here (10+), I’ve never forgotten to turn up (or cancel) a minor play meet and nor has Sir. I think that kind of tells you something about the person and if they are worthy of a meet, let alone a potential relationship. | |||
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"You are easily forgettable "You've made a grown woman cry,happy now... Don't tell Bananaperson I said that. | |||
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"Sod him xx It's hard work trying to date,I don't think I can be bothered anymore. Have you considered lesbianism?
I dont think I could ever go down on a minge."Oh no! that doesn't appeal to me one bit | |||
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"Well that's naffed me off." look on the bright side . You have been binned today . But tommoro you can have a shag and yer roof tiles replaced . Win win | |||
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"Well that's naffed me off. look on the bright side . You have been binned today . But tommoro you can have a shag and yer roof tiles replaced . Win win "Can people keep up I've already had my roof sorted. | |||
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"Well that's naffed me off. look on the bright side . You have been binned today . But tommoro you can have a shag and yer roof tiles replaced . Win win
Can people keep up I've already had my roof sorted."well I'm sure you have other building bits he can crack on with when he's done with yer | |||
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"Well that's naffed me off. look on the bright side . You have been binned today . But tommoro you can have a shag and yer roof tiles replaced . Win win
Can people keep up I've already had my roof sorted. well I'm sure you have other building bits he can crack on with when he's done with yer "Toilet flush is knackered. | |||
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"Well that's naffed me off. look on the bright side . You have been binned today . But tommoro you can have a shag and yer roof tiles replaced . Win win
Can people keep up I've already had my roof sorted. well I'm sure you have other building bits he can crack on with when he's done with yer
Toilet flush is knackered."There we go . Just don't leave a floater . It can kill the moment | |||
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"Well that's naffed me off. look on the bright side . You have been binned today . But tommoro you can have a shag and yer roof tiles replaced . Win win
Can people keep up I've already had my roof sorted. well I'm sure you have other building bits he can crack on with when he's done with yer
Toilet flush is knackered. There we go . Just don't leave a floater . It can kill the moment "Thankyou for the advice. | |||
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"Well that's naffed me off. look on the bright side . You have been binned today . But tommoro you can have a shag and yer roof tiles replaced . Win win
Can people keep up I've already had my roof sorted. well I'm sure you have other building bits he can crack on with when he's done with yer
Toilet flush is knackered. There we go . Just don't leave a floater . It can kill the moment
Thankyou for the advice." | |||
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