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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So there is a lot of discussions about the sort of messages women and couples get from men but what sort of messages do men receive from single woman and couples?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Implies that anyone gets any

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Implies that anyone gets any "

Haha.. lack of comments indicates that you are correct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha no examples given!

I'll give you an e smoke if the messages I send.

You look like you could be handsome, could you send me a little face pic please?x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha I meant example not e smoke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where abouts are you it says quarter mile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or something forum based

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By *ddibleMan
over a year ago

Exeter Bristol Salisbury

I don't get messages but I get winks

If I do get a message it's just to tell me my profile made them smile

The rest are just men pretending to be women commenting on my cock pic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alright sweet cheeks wanna reply to this and we can arrange to get jiggy jiggy. I will shave my tache if you wash under your foreskin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't get messages but I get winks

If I do get a message it's just to tell me my profile made them smile

The rest are just men pretending to be women commenting on my cock pic. "

It is a good cock pic though. The angle is just right and it's the best way to present your willy, hands by your side and penis dangling free.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most of the ones I get just say "face pic"

Men get slagged off all the time for their messages but a lot of women have the conversational skill of boiled broccoli

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I got a message yesterday from a couple “come meet now”

I didn’t go lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alright sweet cheeks wanna reply to this and we can arrange to get jiggy jiggy. I will shave my tache if you wash under your foreskin. "

The perfect message id be laughing for a day on the back of that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most of the ones I get just say "face pic"

Men get slagged off all the time for their messages but a lot of women have the conversational skill of boiled broccoli "

I got the (radiator) key to your heart.

That's what I'd say in a first message to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most of the ones I get just say "face pic"

Men get slagged off all the time for their messages but a lot of women have the conversational skill of boiled broccoli

I got the (radiator) key to your heart.

That's what I'd say in a first message to you "

The pun is strong with this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The messages I get off of women here are shocking. If they message first then 99% of the time it’s just “hi” and nothing else written. Then trying to get conversation out of them is like draining blood from a stone.

I have a Mrs so I can’t be bothered to graft difficult ladies on here - i wish they would be more open and direct (of course I don’t mean all women on here, maybe I’ve been unlucky). That’s probably why I’ve met more guys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most of the ones I get just say "face pic"

Men get slagged off all the time for their messages but a lot of women have the conversational skill of boiled broccoli

I got the (radiator) key to your heart.

That's what I'd say in a first message to you

The pun is strong with this one "

I try, I try. Oh my thing is fixed now. Was bloody stuck on reinstall for over a week!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most of the ones I get just say "face pic"

Men get slagged off all the time for their messages but a lot of women have the conversational skill of boiled broccoli

I got the (radiator) key to your heart.

That's what I'd say in a first message to you

The pun is strong with this one

I try, I try. Oh my thing is fixed now. Was bloody stuck on reinstall for over a week! "

What thing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy face pic friday

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By *ungBlackTopMan
over a year ago

salford

E.g below, the brackets are my thoughts on the matter

Hi, it's the female alf ere we would love you to join us so you can rip my husband a new ass hole while i wotch (yes that was the exact spelling).

Hey m8, my wife is sat here fingering herself thinking about your cock. if you come round and fuck her for me i'll clean your bbc after. (vomit)

Wife's out but she's allowed me to have sex with men but only black ones. (cheating creep)

and the list goes on and on and on.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never sent a first message in all the time I've been here requesting a meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most of the ones I get just say "face pic"

Men get slagged off all the time for their messages but a lot of women have the conversational skill of boiled broccoli

I got the (radiator) key to your heart.

That's what I'd say in a first message to you

The pun is strong with this one

I try, I try. Oh my thing is fixed now. Was bloody stuck on reinstall for over a week!

What thing?"

Whatsapp, sat on my phone and accidentally deleted it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've never sent a first message in all the time I've been here requesting a meet. "

Dana, you are special hun x

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By *lanPartridgeMan
over a year ago

nottingham

Very polite ones usually

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Most of the ones I get just say "face pic"

Men get slagged off all the time for their messages but a lot of women have the conversational skill of boiled broccoli

I got the (radiator) key to your heart.

That's what I'd say in a first message to you

The pun is strong with this one

I try, I try. Oh my thing is fixed now. Was bloody stuck on reinstall for over a week!

What thing?

Whatsapp, sat on my phone and accidentally deleted it!"

What’s whatsapp?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most of the ones I get just say "face pic"

Men get slagged off all the time for their messages but a lot of women have the conversational skill of boiled broccoli

I got the (radiator) key to your heart.

That's what I'd say in a first message to you

The pun is strong with this one

I try, I try. Oh my thing is fixed now. Was bloody stuck on reinstall for over a week!

What thing?

Whatsapp, sat on my phone and accidentally deleted it!"

When you think about what steps you have to take it delete an app, that's actually quite impressive

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Most of the ones I get just say "face pic"

Men get slagged off all the time for their messages but a lot of women have the conversational skill of boiled broccoli

I got the (radiator) key to your heart.

That's what I'd say in a first message to you

The pun is strong with this one

I try, I try. Oh my thing is fixed now. Was bloody stuck on reinstall for over a week!

What thing?

Whatsapp, sat on my phone and accidentally deleted it!

When you think about what steps you have to take it delete an app, that's actually quite impressive"

Detective

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By *J RHEAMan
over a year ago

S West

Women send first messages? I was't aware that happened!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get the odd message but they’re usually quick one liners like “hey, how are you” which is precisely the type of message the girls sending them complain of receiving.

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

I may get the odd "new" message but it's usually based on something I've written in here or maybe a status I have put up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get the odd message but they’re usually quick one liners like “hey, how are you” which is precisely the type of message the girls sending them complain of receiving. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we've only recently started receiving messages from couples and single women, and so far they have been great.

We're always friendly and chatty, so get that back.

We're yet to experience proper lack of effort from either, compared with guys that is...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The messages I get off of women here are shocking. If they message first then 99% of the time it’s just “hi” and nothing else written. Then trying to get conversation out of them is like draining blood from a stone.

I have a Mrs so I can’t be bothered to graft difficult ladies on here - i wish they would be more open and direct (of course I don’t mean all women on here, maybe I’ve been unlucky). That’s probably why I’ve met more guys."

This is the reason I stopped messaging females. No chat whatsoever

I often wondered what their group chats to their pals were like x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most of the ones I get just say "face pic"

Men get slagged off all the time for their messages but a lot of women have the conversational skill of boiled broccoli

I got the (radiator) key to your heart.

That's what I'd say in a first message to you

The pun is strong with this one

I try, I try. Oh my thing is fixed now. Was bloody stuck on reinstall for over a week!

What thing?

Whatsapp, sat on my phone and accidentally deleted it!

When you think about what steps you have to take it delete an app, that's actually quite impressive"

Nah was naked under my nighty so it was pure bum skin on the phone. Watched the first half of emmerdale then looked for my phone, got it from under me and when I looked whatsapp had gone, weather app, phone contacts and maps, may possibly be others I've not noticed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Normally I'll get a "hey" which is generally from an unverified profile, most tend to be pic hunters, I've had a few nice ones though. Couple complimenting my profile, the odd one from forum input.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've sent messages in response to funny forum posts and if there is an especially nice pic and an "I would" message. I like a blether and banter but it can all go tits up if someone gets the wrong end of the stick despite being told otherwise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fantastic ones. Some of the best conversations I’ve had are from men and women from the forum.

Keep it up.

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By *xx90292Man
over a year ago

London

Generally just winks . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually write an essay if I message first (other than forum challenges). I ramble like crazy haha. If a profile catches my attention, I like to catch theirs in return.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get the odd message but they’re usually quick one liners like “hey, how are you” which is precisely the type of message the girls sending them complain of receiving.

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Double standards on here? Nah you're talking shit mate, this place is so equal for men an women you're out of order!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once got a message that said...

"?"

I replied "!"

Wonder why they blocked me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boiled broccoli had me in stitches

The only messages I get are "face pic"

No hi, no hello, no manners really!

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I usually write an essay if I message first (other than forum challenges). I ramble like crazy haha. If a profile catches my attention, I like to catch theirs in return. "

Seems your one of the few

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I usually write an essay if I message first (other than forum challenges). I ramble like crazy haha. If a profile catches my attention, I like to catch theirs in return. "

Well if your essay reads anything like your profile then that would be a delight to read!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got this yesterday, "My dom wants to watch you fuck me" that about sums it up really, no chat just straight to it with couples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I usually write an essay if I message first (other than forum challenges). I ramble like crazy haha. If a profile catches my attention, I like to catch theirs in return.

Well if your essay reads anything like your profile then that would be a delight to read! "

Far worse. I'm sure they are thinking 'get to the point already!'

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