FabSwingers.com forum: Name something

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Name something that you own that you wouldn't want an invited guest to see.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My butt plug collection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock pump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My butt plug collection

Why was it in the kitchen?

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By *BWandhusbandCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Fuck machine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cock pump

Why was it plugged to your cycle tyre valve?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck machine."

You can’t hide the husband now, can you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cock pump

Why was it plugged to your cycle tyre valve?

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its one of those that you have to use in the bath or shower as it has to be full of water. What a waste of 70 quid that was

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I keep one of my swords at home. No one's seeing that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My butt plug collection

Can just imagine you laying it down on a table and describing the sensations you're going to feel.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I keep one of my swords at home. No one's seeing that."

Do you do kendo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck machine.

You can’t hide the husband now, can you?

Pack it in .. your immaturity shines through

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I keep one of my swords at home. No one's seeing that.

Do you do kendo"

Kenjutsu is a part of what I study and teach.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had my Mum & Dad stay and I gave them my bed. I forgot that my glass dildo was under my bedside table, clearly visible. The shame.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My best of Girls Aloud CD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck machine.

You can’t hide the husband now, can you?

Pack it in .. your immaturity shines through

Ermm.. you lack sense of humour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had my Mum & Dad stay and I gave them my bed. I forgot that my glass dildo was under my bedside table, clearly visible. The shame. "

Is it missing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fleshlight haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t have toys.. am I normal?

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I don’t have toys.. am I normal?

No.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My best of Girls Aloud CD

Yes, Rubi! That’s perfect house work music!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t have toys.. am I normal?

No."

What do I do now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My best of Girls Aloud CD

Yes, Rubi! That’s perfect house work music! "

You didn’t clean the kitchen

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Anything sex related

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Access to the media on my phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything sex related"

You are sex related

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Access to the media on my phone"

You dirty old man!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

My photos on my mobile!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My photos on my mobile!!"

You don’t look that bad!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aqua. Barbie girl on Cd.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of things I own are visible, covering most of the available surfaces. I wish guests couldn’t see that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Access to the media on my phone

You dirty old man! "

That's the nicest thing someone's said to me all week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lots of things I own are visible, covering most of the available surfaces. I wish guests couldn’t see that.

You are weird

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By *iscean MaleMan
over a year ago

Darlaston

My teddy bear on my bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Access to the media on my phone

You dirty old man!

That's the nicest thing someone's said to me all week

Haha.. kiss my hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My teddy bear on my bed

Come on now! That’s amazing

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By *edonistic CPLCouple
over a year ago

Love

The list is endless

. Mainly the contents of our toy boxes!

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By *hors.HammerMan
over a year ago

Newbridge

My WW2 memorabilia

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

The huge bag of toys and kinky underwear that I collected from my partners house, I was even shocked at how much stuff we had collected over the years

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

It would depend on what the invited guest was invited to come for.

If it's my dad,brother or father in law our toy collection.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My internet history

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My internet history

You dirty old man!

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

My shrine to Loretta Lynn

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By *ex on fire500Man
over a year ago

chesterfield

My 13 foot python put loads off lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lots of things I own are visible, covering most of the available surfaces. I wish guests couldn’t see that.

You are weird "

I would suggest that my comment has gone over your head if you think I’m weird.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Sam Fox pillow case , during the day when I was a young lad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My internet history

You dirty old man!

Woah woah woah enough of the old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lots of things I own are visible, covering most of the available surfaces. I wish guests couldn’t see that.

You are weird

I would suggest that my comment has gone over your head if you think I’m weird."

Alright then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My female cousin once came to my house to go on to a family event later that day and she asked if it was possible to have a quick shower and I said yes. Then sudden panic set in when I realised I had my Fleshlight mounted on the shower wall!

Went in and jerked it off (the wall!) and wrapped a big towel around it and into my room.

The big embarrassment was when she came out twenty minutes later and made a joke about the fact the cleaner and renewal powder were still in the bathroom...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My female cousin once came to my house to go on to a family event later that day and she asked if it was possible to have a quick shower and I said yes. Then sudden panic set in when I realised I had my Fleshlight mounted on the shower wall!

Went in and jerked it off (the wall!) and wrapped a big towel around it and into my room.

The big embarrassment was when she came out twenty minutes later and made a joke about the fact the cleaner and renewal powder were still in the bathroom...

Lol last thing you think off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to a friends house for dinner and their kids came downstairs singing into mummy’s dildo thinking it’s a mic

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By *hors.HammerMan
over a year ago

Newbridge

"My 13 foot python put loads off lol

Burm or Retic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My 13 foot python put loads off lol

Burm or Retic"

You snake lol

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

The gimp in my cellar...

Kidding.

I don't have a cellar.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"I don’t have toys.. am I normal?

No.

What do I do now?

Get some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mini pleasure giver. His name is Dave really but i prefer to be ambiguous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t have toys.. am I normal?

No.

What do I do now?

Get some

Like what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My mini pleasure giver. His name is Dave really but i prefer to be ambiguous.

Mini haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pile cream in the fridge. It’s for my eyes, honest

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By *hors.HammerMan
over a year ago

Newbridge

"Pile cream in the fridge. It’s for my eyes, honest "

Great for new tattoos too

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By *ex on fire500Man
over a year ago

chesterfield

"My 13 foot python put loads off lol

Burm or Retic"
burm

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By *hors.HammerMan
over a year ago

Newbridge

"My 13 foot python put loads off lol

Burm or Retic burm

Nice. I used to use my snakes as a way to get women back to mine. I used to say "wanna come back to mine and play with my snake?" Lol. I had 44 snakes at one point.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My 13 foot python put loads off lol

Burm or Retic burm

Nice. I used to use my snakes as a way to get women back to mine. I used to say "wanna come back to mine and play with my snake?" Lol. I had 44 snakes at one point. "

44??

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By *hors.HammerMan
over a year ago

Newbridge

"My 13 foot python put loads off lol

Burm or Retic burm

Nice. I used to use my snakes as a way to get women back to mine. I used to say "wanna come back to mine and play with my snake?" Lol. I had 44 snakes at one point.

44??

Yes. 44 snakes, 3 tarantulas, 4 tortoises, and 92 lizards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My 13 foot python put loads off lol

Burm or Retic burm

Nice. I used to use my snakes as a way to get women back to mine. I used to say "wanna come back to mine and play with my snake?" Lol. I had 44 snakes at one point.

44??

Yes. 44 snakes, 3 tarantulas, 4 tortoises, and 92 lizards."

Do you do your meets at home?

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By *hors.HammerMan
over a year ago

Newbridge

"My 13 foot python put loads off lol

Burm or Retic burm

Nice. I used to use my snakes as a way to get women back to mine. I used to say "wanna come back to mine and play with my snake?" Lol. I had 44 snakes at one point.

44??

Yes. 44 snakes, 3 tarantulas, 4 tortoises, and 92 lizards.

Do you do your meets at home?

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got to feed them somehow.

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By *hostwolfMan
over a year ago

Scarborough

Xxs condoms

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By *hors.HammerMan
over a year ago

Newbridge

"My 13 foot python put loads off lol

Burm or Retic burm

Nice. I used to use my snakes as a way to get women back to mine. I used to say "wanna come back to mine and play with my snake?" Lol. I had 44 snakes at one point.

44??

Yes. 44 snakes, 3 tarantulas, 4 tortoises, and 92 lizards.

Do you do your meets at home?

got to feed them somehow.

Ah no I've a very valid reason for having that many at that time. I no longer have any snakes or Tarantulas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Giant dildo.

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