FabSwingers.com forum: Strange things you've had stolen

By *vengers seeking OP Couple
over a year ago

Bishop Auckland

Went out to get the bin in and discovered that my back step has suddenly disappeared, just wondering what other strange things people have had nicked?

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

My knickers loads of times at clubs or out dogging

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I had my car broken into a few years ago and had 4 Japanese swords stolen.

Not happy, 3 of them were made for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone stole my headrest from my car a long time ago when I’d lift my sunroof open.

. Fuckers.

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By *ndyandMandyCouple
over a year ago

swansea

The soil off my allotment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My knickers loads of times at clubs or out dogging

It was Cheffy, who told me to steal it and return a video of me wanking on it... I will send the knicker to you and the video to your Mr..

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By *ere2pleasureUMan
over a year ago

Kington

Rear light cluster taken for my car...

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"My knickers loads of times at clubs or out dogging

My knickers on a meet. I know i left them by the bed, I'm sure he pinched them when I went to the loo. Later claimed to have "found" them under the bed and used them for a knicker wank

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

Car aerial. Hanging basket. I put my old electric cooker out for the scrap man in the morning. It was gone within 20 minutes.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I bought a portable light for the block that I live in, I know exactly who took it but they tried to redirect to local druggies, (as if they would even come into our block) Trust me, they wouldn't!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Garden ornaments and solar lights but the most recent was a hub cap off my car

Miss s x

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

I know of someone who had just turfed their front garden. In the morning it had gone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My shoes. I was in the swimming pool at a hotel I frequent and some fucker came in and took them from under the bench thing that I left them under!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went out to my car one morning to find my car had been broken into and my steering wheel missing, I phoned the police and actually said my steering wheel had been stolen in the conversation

I had no idea they sometimes broke off when trying to steal cars.

Ginger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A copy of a colt 45 pistol that fired blanks only 5 people in house so 4 guys ???

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

I had some lovely stainless steel Cube Dust caps on my car they went one side at a time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I worked in a nursery the babies had a sensory basket. There was a long key ring that had liquid in it, and shapes to look like an ocean. I have an obsession with key rings and always joked I would nick it.

I was tidying the baby room one day and the sensory basket had been put away, and I found the key ring. Put it in my pocket and made the mental note to take it back on Monday morning (this was Friday 6pm).

I then went off sick for six months and then never went back. My friend thinks this was my plan all along to get the key ring

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

The lead out my pencil....no honestly, I have(had) one of those propelling pencils and left it on my desk at work one day....next day the "lead fairies" seem to have visited.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My socks and underwear out of my locker at work, but I found the culprit...!

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By *vengers seeking OP Couple
over a year ago

Bishop Auckland

"My socks and underwear out of my locker at work, but I found the culprit...!"

What did you do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Underwear off of my washing line

Toilet roll off of the dash of my car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two buckets out of my back garden!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone stole wiper blades from my car - BMW Z4!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was in year 10 at school we went swimming. I came back to my locker afterwards and someone had stolen, Not my wallet, not my phone, they stole my boxers!

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

I have never had anything stolen....and I don’t live in the greatest area so maybe I am just lucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wheelie bin and my kids clothes from my washing line.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was about six or seven, I had a fold out Barbie pencil case with a set of felt tips, coloured pencils, ruler, rubber, pencil sharpener and so on. A girl who sat at my table at school had the same pencil case and stole my pink felt tip as she'd lost hers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My socks and underwear out of my locker at work, but I found the culprit...!

What did you do. "

Asked her to wash them before she returned them of course!

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By *rBakersMan
over a year ago

dublin/kildare/wicklow

The tax disc out of my car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My socks and underwear out of my locker at work, but I found the culprit...!

What did you do.

Asked her to wash them before she returned them of course!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only once had something stolen and that was my purse when I was on holiday in London.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My wheelie bin and my kids clothes from my washing line."

That there leads me to imagine a group of kids on a ‘Hollywood teen comedy’ type scenario where they needed clothes fast to escape a naked embarrassment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My socks and underwear out of my locker at work, but I found the culprit...!

What did you do.

Asked her to wash them before she returned them of course!

Not as weird as it sounds. we used to fly together as crew and one day she turned up without flying socks and underwear so she helped herself to mine forgetting I was on the following shift. When I asked where my gear was in the crew room, she just went bright red.....it was classic!

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By *limolder54Man
over a year ago

Fife

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By *limolder54Man
over a year ago

Fife

My wife but he brought her back after an hour said she talked to much

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By *ere2pleasureUMan
over a year ago

Kington

Rear light cluster taken for my car...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The tax disc out of my car

Ive had that,the car was too awful to steal obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My virginity

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By *edoriartyCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

A bay tree out my garden

Red

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

A bag of clothes I'd left out for the air ambulance collectors!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bag of clothes I'd left out for the air ambulance collectors!"

Lowlifes

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

Pair of trainers left by my front door. Onlynlef there because I’d stepped in dog droppings.Spnthey got a nice surprise

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By *rsTrellisWoman
over a year ago

Cambridge

I had my car broken into and all they stole was a tube of Pringles.

And I had my lengthy Fab profile copied word-for-word by a friend of a friend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bag of clothes I'd left out for the air ambulance collectors!"

Could have been my crewmate if she was short!.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A picture of me, a shoe and a lock of my hair, don't know why but lots of strange things have being happening to me recently!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Central heating system pinched, boiler and 7 rads.

Think was guy who fitted it tbh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a frog ornament outside my door.

Kept finding him in odd places. Sat on the bonnet of my car, neighbours doorstep. On top of the fence.

My Mum had her Father Xmas gnome nicked, a couple of weeks later she got her a postcard saying that he was off enjoying a holiday and would leave her a review on trip advisor.

Funny thing was it wasn't even Christmas! My Mum of course loved it! Proper batshit my Mum.

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"I had a frog ornament outside my door.

Kept finding him in odd places. Sat on the bonnet of my car, neighbours doorstep. On top of the fence.

My Mum had her Father Xmas gnome nicked, a couple of weeks later she got her a postcard saying that he was off enjoying a holiday and would leave her a review on trip advisor.

Funny thing was it wasn't even Christmas! My Mum of course loved it! Proper batshit my Mum."

I love this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My heart

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I used to live in a village and ma last Border Collie was a right kleptomaniac. He brought all manner of strange shit back when he took himself for a wander round, a jar of fishing bait, a pair of children's red trousers, a bicycle pump, a wellington boot and a 12" high plastic garden gnome

I managed to trace the owners and return the property to everyone except the gnome, that still remains a mystery to this day

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By *ocks99Man
over a year ago

Reading

"Rear light cluster taken for my car...

My dads car had the front light disappear one night. Had an old boiler disappear, left out for a freecycler, went before the could pick it up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to live in a village and ma last Border Collie was a right kleptomaniac. He brought all manner of strange shit back when he took himself for a wander round, a jar of fishing bait, a pair of children's red trousers, a bicycle pump, a wellington boot and a 12" high plastic garden gnome

I managed to trace the owners and return the property to everyone except the gnome, that still remains a mystery to this day

Omg it wasn't him who nicked my Mum's gnome! :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At one rave I DJ'd at a bunch of kids ran off with my vinyl. Fortunately for me, the pilled up mugs were friends with one of the girls involved in organising it. She rang their parents and a little later some very red faced kids turned up to give me back my records and say sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My knickers off the line.. I wouldn't mind but they took the 13 pegs that were holding them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My knickers off the line.. I wouldn't mind but they took the 13 pegs that were holding them

Lier i only took 12 pegs i left one on the ground

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By *yd Charisse 10Woman
over a year ago

Manchester

Door knocker

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

A bag of dog crap, I had put in a plastic bag ready to bin on the way out. Only to see two kids running off with the bag, I never had the heart to stop them. I as looking after a mates dog while he was away, i knew the area was not that nice.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Not really that strange but unexpected and annoyed me at the time. Spare wheel (not a space saver) and it was an alloy one. It was in great condition never having been used. I took it into a garage for some work...few days later checked in boot and it had gone. The bstds did not want to know. Glad it closed not long afterwards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hose pipe on a trolley thing. That’s the only thing they took

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pair of jeans off the line (i used to wear mens ones when younger cos the leg length).

Next time i pegged out washing they’d also washed my pair and hung them out so i knicked them back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My car- which was found,chefs whites and knives. They left my potato peeler though. The police wondered why I drove with a peeler in my boot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not really had anything stolen. But I did steal my mates car once when he was half way washing it. He went inside to get water and he left the key in I was walking past and saw it. So thought why not. Should of seen his face when I drove past his house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A duvet

Managed to get it back though

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

My dignity, every time I get paid.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

A While back I helped someone who was in need, only to be well and truly dumped on and robbed of my faith in fellow man.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Vileda super mop

Dog shit shovel

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