FabSwingers.com forum: In the desert

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You lost in the desert and you only have a 10 inch rubber dildo and a bottle of flammable lube and a box of matches.

The cold night is approaching. What do you do?

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Set fire to the dildo. Isn't it obvious?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never visit the desert with some random things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look for a horse with no name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stick the dildo up your arse and set fire to your hair

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Use it for smoke signals after you've set fire to it. You may be able to hail a cab that way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ponder my suitcase packing skills whilst slowly expiring

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Lubricate my dry lips and hope to attract a camel.

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By *andm_69Couple
over a year ago

Stevenage

"You lost in the desert and you only have a 10 inch rubber dildo and a bottle of flammable lube and a box of matches.

The cold night is approaching. What do you do? "

I would be questioning my life choices

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Lubricate my dry lips and hope to attract a camel. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lubricate my dry lips and hope to attract a camel. "

like this one. What are you going to do when the camel comes?

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Lubricate my dry lips and hope to attract a camel.

like this one. What are you going to do when the camel comes? "
ewwww so wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stick the dildo up your arse and set fire to your hair"

That sounds like a line for a naughty version of the Chicken Song!

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Stick the dildo up your arse and set fire to your hair

That sounds like a line for a naughty version of the Chicken Song!

Pmsl

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By *andm_69Couple
over a year ago

Stevenage

"Lubricate my dry lips and hope to attract a camel.

like this one. What are you going to do when the camel comes? "

A gay guy saying he wants to fuck you isn't ok but you want to know what a lady wants to do with a camel is ok.

Where do the human race go wrong?

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Clonmel

"Lubricate my dry lips and hope to attract a camel.

like this one. What are you going to do when the camel comes? "

What are you dreaming about doing or perhaps i could help you somehow you quite cute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wake up - and - promise myself never to eat cheese before bedtime again.

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Rub lube on dildo. Alight. Hold Aloft. Feel like Morgan Freeman returning from the crusades in Robin Hood.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Lubricate my dry lips and hope to attract a camel.

like this one. What are you going to do when the camel comes?

A gay guy saying he wants to fuck you isn't ok but you want to know what a lady wants to do with a camel is ok.

Where do the human race go wrong?"

Ask the OP when he gets out of the desert lol

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Lubricate my dry lips and hope to attract a camel.

like this one. What are you going to do when the camel comes?

A gay guy saying he wants to fuck you isn't ok but you want to know what a lady wants to do with a camel is ok.

Where do the human race go wrong?

Ask the OP when he gets out of the desert lol"

That’s a point. OP - if you touch a willy shaped dildo does that make you gay?

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By *andm_69Couple
over a year ago

Stevenage

"Lubricate my dry lips and hope to attract a camel.

like this one. What are you going to do when the camel comes?

A gay guy saying he wants to fuck you isn't ok but you want to know what a lady wants to do with a camel is ok.

Where do the human race go wrong?

Ask the OP when he gets out of the desert lol"

Hopefully we don't have to unless the camel is gay then the RSPCA might need to speak to him

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By *andm_69Couple
over a year ago

Stevenage

"Lubricate my dry lips and hope to attract a camel.

like this one. What are you going to do when the camel comes?

A gay guy saying he wants to fuck you isn't ok but you want to know what a lady wants to do with a camel is ok.

Where do the human race go wrong?

Ask the OP when he gets out of the desert lol

That’s a point. OP - if you touch a willy shaped dildo does that make you gay?"

This made me laugh a bit to much

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lubricate my dry lips and hope to attract a camel.

like this one. What are you going to do when the camel comes?

A gay guy saying he wants to fuck you isn't ok but you want to know what a lady wants to do with a camel is ok.

Where do the human race go wrong?"

Do you not understand a bit if banter?

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Lubricate my dry lips and hope to attract a camel.

like this one. What are you going to do when the camel comes?

A gay guy saying he wants to fuck you isn't ok but you want to know what a lady wants to do with a camel is ok.

Where do the human race go wrong?

Ask the OP when he gets out of the desert lol

Hopefully we don't have to unless the camel is gay then the RSPCA might need to speak to him "

“He punched a camel, your honour”

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rub lube on dildo. Alight. Hold Aloft. Feel like Morgan Freeman returning from the crusades in Robin Hood. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stick the dildo up your arse and set fire to your hair

That sounds like a line for a naughty version of the Chicken Song!

Your family party’s must of been a real hoot doc !!

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By *andm_69Couple
over a year ago

Stevenage

"Lubricate my dry lips and hope to attract a camel.

like this one. What are you going to do when the camel comes?

A gay guy saying he wants to fuck you isn't ok but you want to know what a lady wants to do with a camel is ok.

Where do the human race go wrong?

Ask the OP when he gets out of the desert lol

Hopefully we don't have to unless the camel is gay then the RSPCA might need to speak to him

“He punched a camel, your honour”"

Sentence to two years partying at G-A-Y in london

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Report button feels great

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Stick the dildo up your arse and set fire to your hair

That sounds like a line for a naughty version of the Chicken Song!

Your family party’s must of been a real hoot doc !!"

Definitely going to their next one

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Report button feels great "

Which body part is that near?!

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I wouldn’t be in a desert in the first place

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Report button feels great

Which body part is that near?! "

A man that can find the ‘special button’. Let’s all rejoice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Report button feels great

Which body part is that near?! "

You must really like the report button.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Report button feels great

Which body part is that near?!

A man that can find the ‘special button’. Let’s all rejoice.

Not very hard to find it love.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sit and watch the Tumblew33d roll by.

Will be just like looking in my inbox...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lubricate my dry lips and hope to attract a camel.

like this one. What are you going to do when the camel comes?

A gay guy saying he wants to fuck you isn't ok but you want to know what a lady wants to do with a camel is ok.

Where do the human race go wrong?

Ask the OP when he gets out of the desert lol

That’s a point. OP - if you touch a willy shaped dildo does that make you gay?

This made me laugh a bit to much"

Me too! And trying to explain to my other half why i was laughing was a pain haha

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Report button feels great

Which body part is that near?!

You must really like the report button. "

I would if I could find it

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Report button feels great

Which body part is that near?!

A man that can find the ‘special button’. Let’s all rejoice.

Can i find yours?

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Report button feels great

Which body part is that near?!

A man that can find the ‘special button’. Let’s all rejoice.

Can i find yours?

Larrrrddddd. Yeshhhh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stick the dildo up your arse and set fire to your hair

That sounds like a line for a naughty version of the Chicken Song!

Your family party’s must of been a real hoot doc !!"

If I ever have one you'll be the first to be invited, reckon we'd a passable duo once the karaoke machine has been cranked up!

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Report button feels great

Which body part is that near?!

A man that can find the ‘special button’. Let’s all rejoice.

Can i find yours?

Larrrrddddd. Yeshhhh. "
nom nom nom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Report button feels great

Which body part is that near?!

A man that can find the ‘special button’. Let’s all rejoice.

Can i find yours?

Larrrrddddd. Yeshhhh. nom nom nom"

Dripping is better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ponder my suitcase packing skills whilst slowly expiring "

lol

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Stick the dildo up your arse and set fire to your hair

That sounds like a line for a naughty version of the Chicken Song!

Your family party’s must of been a real hoot doc !!

If I ever have one you'll be the first to be invited, reckon we'd a passable duo once the karaoke machine has been cranked up!

"
3some?!

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Clonmel

Maybe we should discuss what makes you by is it cous cous or belgium chocolate

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I'd make a campfire and have a jolly sing-song. And toast some marshmallows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe we should discuss what makes you by is it cous cous or belgium chocolate"

Phew I'm ok then I don't like either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd make a campfire and have a jolly sing-song. And toast some marshmallows

Dib dib dib

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe we should discuss what makes you by is it cous cous or belgium chocolate"

You're only bi if you eat spicy couscous

I have mine plain

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I'd make a campfire and have a jolly sing-song. And toast some marshmallows

Dib dib dib"

Want some?

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Maybe we should discuss what makes you by is it cous cous or belgium chocolate

Phew I'm ok then I don't like either

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shame on you boy.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Maybe we should discuss what makes you by is it cous cous or belgium chocolate

You're only bi if you eat spicy couscous

I have mine plain"

I like spicy couscous!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe we should discuss what makes you by is it cous cous or belgium chocolate

You're only bi if you eat spicy couscous

I have mine plain

I like spicy couscous!

Did I say plain?

I meant spicy

Its so easy to get confused on Fab!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd make a campfire and have a jolly sing-song. And toast some marshmallows

Dib dib dib

Want some?

Depends on what you're offering

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Maybe we should discuss what makes you by is it cous cous or belgium chocolate

You're only bi if you eat spicy couscous

I have mine plain

I like spicy couscous!

Did I say plain?

I meant spicy

Its so easy to get confused on Fab!"

Sometimes you want plain, and sometimes you want spicy. Both taste lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You lost in the desert and you only have a 10 inch rubber dildo and a bottle of flammable lube and a box of matches.

The cold night is approaching. What do you do? "

Obviously never been a Boy Scout.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I'd make a campfire and have a jolly sing-song. And toast some marshmallows

Dib dib dib

Want some?

Depends on what you're offering

Fancy a BBQ in the desert? Couple of beers?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd make a campfire and have a jolly sing-song. And toast some marshmallows

Dib dib dib

Want some?

Depends on what you're offering

Fancy a BBQ in the desert? Couple of beers?!"

Yeah make sure you bring the lube

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I'd make a campfire and have a jolly sing-song. And toast some marshmallows

Dib dib dib

Want some?

Depends on what you're offering

Fancy a BBQ in the desert? Couple of beers?!

Yeah make sure you bring the lube

It'll be good for getting the BBQ going, since it's flamable

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd make a campfire and have a jolly sing-song. And toast some marshmallows

Dib dib dib

Want some?

Depends on what you're offering

Fancy a BBQ in the desert? Couple of beers?!

Yeah make sure you bring the lube

It'll be good for getting the BBQ going, since it's flamable

Silicone lube is flammable to a naked flame.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd make a campfire and have a jolly sing-song. And toast some marshmallows

Dib dib dib

Want some?

Depends on what you're offering

Fancy a BBQ in the desert? Couple of beers?!

Yeah make sure you bring the lube

It'll be good for getting the BBQ going, since it's flamable

Silicone lube is flammable to a naked flame. "

Ring of fire

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd make a campfire and have a jolly sing-song. And toast some marshmallows

Dib dib dib

Want some?

Depends on what you're offering

Fancy a BBQ in the desert? Couple of beers?!

Yeah make sure you bring the lube

It'll be good for getting the BBQ going, since it's flamable

Silicone lube is flammable to a naked flame.

Ring of fire"

Its a good game

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"I'd make a campfire and have a jolly sing-song. And toast some marshmallows

Dib dib dib

Want some?

Depends on what you're offering

Fancy a BBQ in the desert? Couple of beers?!

Yeah make sure you bring the lube

It'll be good for getting the BBQ going, since it's flamable

Silicone lube is flammable to a naked flame.

Ring of fire"

Your arse ring

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd make a campfire and have a jolly sing-song. And toast some marshmallows

Dib dib dib

Want some?

Depends on what you're offering

Fancy a BBQ in the desert? Couple of beers?!

Yeah make sure you bring the lube

It'll be good for getting the BBQ going, since it's flamable

Silicone lube is flammable to a naked flame.

Ring of fire

Your arse ring

I know

Much prefer the drinking game.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Clonmel

"Maybe we should discuss what makes you by is it cous cous or belgium chocolate

You're only bi if you eat spicy couscous

I have mine plain"

O shit i eat slightly spicy with a preference to spicy is i bi??

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I'd make a campfire and have a jolly sing-song. And toast some marshmallows

Dib dib dib

Want some?

Depends on what you're offering

Fancy a BBQ in the desert? Couple of beers?!

Yeah make sure you bring the lube

It'll be good for getting the BBQ going, since it's flamable

Silicone lube is flammable to a naked flame.

Ring of fire"

That will be the spicy couscous!

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Maybe we should discuss what makes you by is it cous cous or belgium chocolate

You're only bi if you eat spicy couscous

I have mine plain

O shit i eat slightly spicy with a preference to spicy is i bi??"

Yes.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"I'd make a campfire and have a jolly sing-song. And toast some marshmallows

Dib dib dib

Want some?

Depends on what you're offering

Fancy a BBQ in the desert? Couple of beers?!

Yeah make sure you bring the lube

It'll be good for getting the BBQ going, since it's flamable

Silicone lube is flammable to a naked flame.

Ring of fire

That will be the spicy couscous!"
owwww

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"I'd make a campfire and have a jolly sing-song. And toast some marshmallows

Dib dib dib

Want some?

Depends on what you're offering

Fancy a BBQ in the desert? Couple of beers?!

Yeah make sure you bring the lube

It'll be good for getting the BBQ going, since it's flamable

Silicone lube is flammable to a naked flame.

Ring of fire

Your arse ring

I know

Much prefer the drinking game. "
never played that, can you pm the rules pls

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd make a campfire and have a jolly sing-song. And toast some marshmallows

Dib dib dib

Want some?

Depends on what you're offering

Fancy a BBQ in the desert? Couple of beers?!

Yeah make sure you bring the lube

It'll be good for getting the BBQ going, since it's flamable

Silicone lube is flammable to a naked flame.

Ring of fire

Your arse ring

I know

Much prefer the drinking game. never played that, can you pm the rules pls"

Would if I wasn't blocked.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"I'd make a campfire and have a jolly sing-song. And toast some marshmallows

Dib dib dib

Want some?

Depends on what you're offering

Fancy a BBQ in the desert? Couple of beers?!

Yeah make sure you bring the lube

It'll be good for getting the BBQ going, since it's flamable

Silicone lube is flammable to a naked flame.

Ring of fire

Your arse ring

I know

Much prefer the drinking game. never played that, can you pm the rules pls

Would if I wasn't blocked. "

OK can you post on here then x

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I'd make a campfire and have a jolly sing-song. And toast some marshmallows

Dib dib dib

Want some?

Depends on what you're offering

Fancy a BBQ in the desert? Couple of beers?!

Yeah make sure you bring the lube

It'll be good for getting the BBQ going, since it's flamable

Silicone lube is flammable to a naked flame.

Ring of fire

That will be the spicy couscous!owwww"

It's just as well I put the bog roll in the freezer earlier!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd make a campfire and have a jolly sing-song. And toast some marshmallows

Dib dib dib

Want some?

Depends on what you're offering

Fancy a BBQ in the desert? Couple of beers?!

Yeah make sure you bring the lube

It'll be good for getting the BBQ going, since it's flamable

Silicone lube is flammable to a naked flame.

Ring of fire

Your arse ring

I know

Much prefer the drinking game. never played that, can you pm the rules pls

Would if I wasn't blocked.

OK can you post on here then x"

Use google. Its a fun game. But you'll het pissed fast. Theirs a rule for ace to king on a game of playing cards.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"I'd make a campfire and have a jolly sing-song. And toast some marshmallows

Dib dib dib

Want some?

Depends on what you're offering

Fancy a BBQ in the desert? Couple of beers?!

Yeah make sure you bring the lube

It'll be good for getting the BBQ going, since it's flamable

Silicone lube is flammable to a naked flame.

Ring of fire

Your arse ring

I know

Much prefer the drinking game. never played that, can you pm the rules pls

Would if I wasn't blocked.

OK can you post on here then x

Use google. Its a fun game. But you'll het pissed fast. Theirs a rule for ace to king on a game of playing cards. "
Ok thanks x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lubricate my dry lips and hope to attract a camel.

like this one. What are you going to do when the camel comes? "

Ride it home you sausage lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drink the lube hoping it will ease my stiff knee i have a long walk ahead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stick the dildo up your arse and set fire to your hair

That sounds like a line for a naughty version of the Chicken Song!

Your family party’s must of been a real hoot doc !!

If I ever have one you'll be the first to be invited, reckon we'd a passable duo once the karaoke machine has been cranked up!

3some?!"

Don't know any songs for three!

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Don't know any songs for three!

There were three in the bed and the little one said "roll over"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You lost in the desert and you only have a 10 inch rubber dildo and a bottle of flammable lube and a box of matches.

The cold night is approaching. What do you do? "

Beat you with the dildo. Think about how to store you in a food safe way to increase my chance of survival without food poisoning.

One of us has to go on and survive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lubricate my dry lips and hope to attract a camel. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd stop taking Magic mushroom's and eventually realise this was all just a hallucinogenic visualisation

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By *uddlybear2015Man
over a year ago

BEDFORD

"Lubricate my dry lips and hope to attract a camel.

like this one. What are you going to do when the camel comes?

A gay guy saying he wants to fuck you isn't ok but you want to know what a lady wants to do with a camel is ok.

Where do the human race go wrong?"

Consorting with camels?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lubricate my dry lips and hope to attract a camel.

would that be 2 Hump

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over a year ago

"Report button feels great

Which body part is that near?! "

Pretty sure it's next to the prostate

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Am I the only one who is concerned about the flammability of the lube?

As for the ridiculous original question, about such a highly improbable situation it's hardly worth the effort of thinking about, the idea of setting light to the dildo and using it for warmth or as a beacon is possibly the most realistic but,don't use all your matches, you'll need a fire tomorrow night too and try not to inhale the fumes from the burning rubber doused in flammable liquid which will probably not burn for very long anyway.

Probably best to ditch the dildo as excess weight and go in search of shelter and water.

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over a year ago

"Lubricate my dry lips and hope to attract a camel.

like this one. What are you going to do when the camel comes? "
set fire too it .

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