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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There's a party at my place....would you come?

And what would you bring?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black Bush whiskey and my little black dress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would and I would bring some handkerchief

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah. I'm gonna bring a big bottle of whisky and get really d*unk. I apologise in advance for my actions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would come and I’d bring a bottle of baby oil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prawn and Marie rose vol au vents, cheese&pineaplle on sticks, cocktail sausages, bacon quiche, egg sandwiches, chicken satay skewers, chicken legs, mini pasties and sausage rolls. That's what I would bring to your party.

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By *electableDalliancesCouple
over a year ago

leeds

Definitely and I'd bring my Doxy vibe and a bottle of sambuca

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Prawn and Marie rose vol au vents, cheese&pineaplle on sticks, cocktail sausages, bacon quiche, egg sandwiches, chicken satay skewers, chicken legs, mini pasties and sausage rolls. That's what I would bring to your party. "

Can you bring roasties too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you bring roasties too? "

Yeah but have you seen what everyone else is bringing, sex toys and baby oil!

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By *oneyBear100Couple
over a year ago

Gatwick area

Assuming the wife doesn't count as bringing something...

Various massage oils for massage roulette...

Scented, plain, chilli....

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Vodka jellies, trifle, handcuffs and my riding crop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes!!!

Straws

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A little caterer here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After Eight mints for when we need a sugar high after our energy is spent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mojitooooooos!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d come and I’d bring nylons and alcohol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes

Jimmy nail

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Of course I'm coming.

Prosecco and party rings are in my bag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm coming.

Cheese balls and cocktail sausages if course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you bring roasties too?

Yeah but have you seen what everyone else is bringing, sex toys and baby oil! "

I’m only interested in the roasties. That’s a party!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Of course I'm coming.

Prosecco and party rings are in my bag

"
in that case I will bring the Chambord for the prosecco

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats with this turning into a sex party?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats with this turning into a sex party? "

I'll fuck your ass then

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Whats with this turning into a sex party?

I'll fuck your ass then "

Can I fuck yours?

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

Can we come, we’ve got cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll come and I'll bring .... Pooch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats with this turning into a sex party?

I'll fuck your ass then

Can I fuck yours?

No, I am not gay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 27/05/18 16:35:36]

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Whats with this turning into a sex party?

I'll fuck your ass then

Can I fuck yours?

No, I am not gay

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By *oneyBear100Couple
over a year ago

Gatwick area

"I'll come and I'll bring .... Pooch

Pooch is cheating! Instant access pass to any party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats with this turning into a sex party?

I'll fuck your ass then "

You're not my type.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats with this turning into a sex party?

I'll fuck your ass then

Can I fuck yours?

No, I am not gay

That’s not what I heard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[sore ass at 27/05/18 16:35:36]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats with this turning into a sex party?

I'll fuck your ass then

Can I fuck yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats with this turning into a sex party?

I'll fuck your ass then

You're not my type. "

It doesn't matter, a hole is a hole my dick doesn't have eyes

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Whats with this turning into a sex party?

I'll fuck your ass then

Can I fuck yours?

Fuck it, human centipede it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes

Jimmy nail"

I'm in.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Of course I'm coming.

Prosecco and party rings are in my bag

in that case I will bring the Chambord for the prosecco"

I feel like you know me so well!!!

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

Yes and I’ll bring the condoms. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats with this turning into a sex party?

I'll fuck your ass then

Can I fuck yours?

Fuck it, human centipede it is"

Hahah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats with this turning into a sex party?

I'll fuck your ass then

You're not my type.

It doesn't matter, a hole is a hole my dick doesn't have eyes "

A guy tried feeling me up in a club. He was told to fuck off and he didn't. He didn't get asked a second time, just couldn't feel his jaw.

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Seen the guest list.

There’s a couple that put me off.

Enjoy tho xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats with this turning into a sex party?

I'll fuck your ass then

You're not my type.

It doesn't matter, a hole is a hole my dick doesn't have eyes

A guy tried feeling me up in a club. He was told to fuck off and he didn't. He didn't get asked a second time, just couldn't feel his jaw. "

Cool story but I'd still like to fuck you lovely straight ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll come and I'll bring .... Pooch

Pooch is cheating! Instant access pass to any party "

All the chaps will be jolly jealous as he will have all the ladies attention ... and I can eat all the pink wafer biscuits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats with this turning into a sex party?

I'll fuck your ass then

You're not my type.

It doesn't matter, a hole is a hole my dick doesn't have eyes

A guy tried feeling me up in a club. He was told to fuck off and he didn't. He didn't get asked a second time, just couldn't feel his jaw. "

Sure thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats with this turning into a sex party?

I'll fuck your ass then

Can I fuck yours?

Fuck it, human centipede it is

Hahah "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats with this turning into a sex party?

I'll fuck your ass then

You're not my type.

It doesn't matter, a hole is a hole my dick doesn't have eyes

A guy tried feeling me up in a club. He was told to fuck off and he didn't. He didn't get asked a second time, just couldn't feel his jaw. "

That didn’t really happen though did it....

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"[sore ass at 27/05/18 16:35:36]"

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

Young guy can be the bouncer then

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Whats with this turning into a sex party?

I'll fuck your ass then

You're not my type.

It doesn't matter, a hole is a hole my dick doesn't have eyes

A guy tried feeling me up in a club. He was told to fuck off and he didn't. He didn't get asked a second time, just couldn't feel his jaw. "

Did you get thrown out or arrested? Should have mentioned it to the staff they would have dealt with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats with this turning into a sex party?

I'll fuck your ass then

You're not my type.

It doesn't matter, a hole is a hole my dick doesn't have eyes

A guy tried feeling me up in a club. He was told to fuck off and he didn't. He didn't get asked a second time, just couldn't feel his jaw.

Cool story but I'd still like to fuck you lovely straight ass "

And this is why I won't have bi or gay guys as friends. Tried to have them and they can't just accept me for being straight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats with this turning into a sex party?

I'll fuck your ass then

You're not my type.

It doesn't matter, a hole is a hole my dick doesn't have eyes

A guy tried feeling me up in a club. He was told to fuck off and he didn't. He didn't get asked a second time, just couldn't feel his jaw.

That didn’t really happen though did it...."

It actually did.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats with this turning into a sex party?

I'll fuck your ass then

You're not my type.

It doesn't matter, a hole is a hole my dick doesn't have eyes

A guy tried feeling me up in a club. He was told to fuck off and he didn't. He didn't get asked a second time, just couldn't feel his jaw.

Did you get thrown out or arrested? Should have mentioned it to the staff they would have dealt with it. "

Nah. Quick jab and he fucked off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats with this turning into a sex party?

I'll fuck your ass then

You're not my type.

It doesn't matter, a hole is a hole my dick doesn't have eyes

A guy tried feeling me up in a club. He was told to fuck off and he didn't. He didn't get asked a second time, just couldn't feel his jaw.

Cool story but I'd still like to fuck you lovely straight ass

And this is why I won't have bi or gay guys as friends. Tried to have them and they can't just accept me for being straight. "

Who said I was bi or gay... I am straight dude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats with this turning into a sex party?

I'll fuck your ass then

You're not my type.

It doesn't matter, a hole is a hole my dick doesn't have eyes

A guy tried feeling me up in a club. He was told to fuck off and he didn't. He didn't get asked a second time, just couldn't feel his jaw.

Cool story but I'd still like to fuck you lovely straight ass

And this is why I won't have bi or gay guys as friends. Tried to have them and they can't just accept me for being straight.

Who said I was bi or gay... I am straight dude"

Not if you're thinking of fucking guys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats with this turning into a sex party?

I'll fuck your ass then

You're not my type.

It doesn't matter, a hole is a hole my dick doesn't have eyes

A guy tried feeling me up in a club. He was told to fuck off and he didn't. He didn't get asked a second time, just couldn't feel his jaw.

Did you get thrown out or arrested? Should have mentioned it to the staff they would have dealt with it.

Nah. Quick jab and he fucked off. "

Course he did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats with this turning into a sex party?

I'll fuck your ass then

You're not my type.

It doesn't matter, a hole is a hole my dick doesn't have eyes

A guy tried feeling me up in a club. He was told to fuck off and he didn't. He didn't get asked a second time, just couldn't feel his jaw.

Cool story but I'd still like to fuck you lovely straight ass

And this is why I won't have bi or gay guys as friends. Tried to have them and they can't just accept me for being straight.

Who said I was bi or gay... I am straight dude

Not if you're thinking of fucking guys. "

Only on sunday though..m surely that's not gay?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yes,and a couple of rather nice single malts and if time I'd quickly cook an ham, leek and egg tart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a way of blocking people on the forum?

Asking for a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there a way of blocking people on the forum?

Asking for a friend "

May I see your tits Hannah ?

Ps I have written hannah in reverse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there a way of blocking people on the forum?

Asking for a friend "

Sadly not. Would be handy though.

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By *picyrodMan
over a year ago

liverpool

bottle of brandy x

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

"Whats with this turning into a sex party?

I'll fuck your ass then

You're not my type.

It doesn't matter, a hole is a hole my dick doesn't have eyes

A guy tried feeling me up in a club. He was told to fuck off and he didn't. He didn't get asked a second time, just couldn't feel his jaw.

Cool story but I'd still like to fuck you lovely straight ass

And this is why I won't have bi or gay guys as friends. Tried to have them and they can't just accept me for being straight. "

Its because you are so damned good looking and well hung and they heard the rumour that you are a stallion who can go all night, you're just too irresistable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats with this turning into a sex party?

I'll fuck your ass then

You're not my type.

It doesn't matter, a hole is a hole my dick doesn't have eyes

A guy tried feeling me up in a club. He was told to fuck off and he didn't. He didn't get asked a second time, just couldn't feel his jaw.

Cool story but I'd still like to fuck you lovely straight ass

And this is why I won't have bi or gay guys as friends. Tried to have them and they can't just accept me for being straight.

Its because you are so damned good looking and well hung and they heard the rumour that you are a stallion who can go all night, you're just too irresistable.

Ha.... Ha

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Whats with this turning into a sex party?

I'll fuck your ass then

You're not my type.

It doesn't matter, a hole is a hole my dick doesn't have eyes

A guy tried feeling me up in a club. He was told to fuck off and he didn't. He didn't get asked a second time, just couldn't feel his jaw.

Did you get thrown out or arrested? Should have mentioned it to the staff they would have dealt with it.

Nah. Quick jab and he fucked off. "

Really no need for aggressive behaviour. That's what the staff are paid to do.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Whats with this turning into a sex party?

I'll fuck your ass then

You're not my type.

It doesn't matter, a hole is a hole my dick doesn't have eyes

A guy tried feeling me up in a club. He was told to fuck off and he didn't. He didn't get asked a second time, just couldn't feel his jaw.

Cool story but I'd still like to fuck you lovely straight ass

And this is why I won't have bi or gay guys as friends. Tried to have them and they can't just accept me for being straight. "

Me thinks this dude is living in a bubble.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

What time is this party? I need to know that before I decide what I'd bring.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rainbow cake; Kraken Rum; and Hendricks for the Mr. Oh and wet wipes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What time is this party? I need to know that before I decide what I'd bring. "

20:07 pm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there a way of blocking people on the forum?

Asking for a friend

May I see your tits Hannah ?

Ps I have written hannah in reverse. "

There’s a really good one in my friends only. I read it backwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats with this turning into a sex party?

I'll fuck your ass then

You're not my type.

It doesn't matter, a hole is a hole my dick doesn't have eyes

A guy tried feeling me up in a club. He was told to fuck off and he didn't. He didn't get asked a second time, just couldn't feel his jaw.

Cool story but I'd still like to fuck you lovely straight ass

And this is why I won't have bi or gay guys as friends. Tried to have them and they can't just accept me for being straight.

Me thinks this dude is living in a bubble. "

How so?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there a way of blocking people on the forum?

Asking for a friend

May I see your tits Hannah ?

Ps I have written hannah in reverse.

There’s a really good one in my friends only. I read it backwards

Should I read between the lines ?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Whats with this turning into a sex party?

I'll fuck your ass then

You're not my type.

It doesn't matter, a hole is a hole my dick doesn't have eyes

A guy tried feeling me up in a club. He was told to fuck off and he didn't. He didn't get asked a second time, just couldn't feel his jaw.

Cool story but I'd still like to fuck you lovely straight ass

And this is why I won't have bi or gay guys as friends. Tried to have them and they can't just accept me for being straight.

Me thinks this dude is living in a bubble.

How so? "

I simply cannot believe that you've "tried" having bi and gay friends and they don't accept you for being straight. I'm calling bullshit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a party at my place....would you come?

And what would you bring?"

My tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there a way of blocking people on the forum?

Asking for a friend

May I see your tits Hannah ?

Ps I have written hannah in reverse.

There’s a really good one in my friends only. I read it backwards

Should I read between the lines ? "

Read into it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there a way of blocking people on the forum?

Asking for a friend

Sadly not. Would be handy though. "

I don’t think you’d be left talking to many people if there were such an option

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a party at my place....would you come?

And what would you bring?"

Existential ennui,

And Capri Suns.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats with this turning into a sex party?

I'll fuck your ass then

You're not my type.

It doesn't matter, a hole is a hole my dick doesn't have eyes

A guy tried feeling me up in a club. He was told to fuck off and he didn't. He didn't get asked a second time, just couldn't feel his jaw.

Cool story but I'd still like to fuck you lovely straight ass

And this is why I won't have bi or gay guys as friends. Tried to have them and they can't just accept me for being straight.

Me thinks this dude is living in a bubble.

How so?

I simply cannot believe that you've "tried" having bi and gay friends and they don't accept you for being straight. I'm calling bullshit. "

They were friends, but every now and again they would get uncomfortably close or try flirt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a party at my place....would you come?

And what would you bring?

Existential ennui,

And Capri Suns. "

Oooooh I love a Capri sun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats with this turning into a sex party?

I'll fuck your ass then

You're not my type.

It doesn't matter, a hole is a hole my dick doesn't have eyes

A guy tried feeling me up in a club. He was told to fuck off and he didn't. He didn't get asked a second time, just couldn't feel his jaw.

Cool story but I'd still like to fuck you lovely straight ass

And this is why I won't have bi or gay guys as friends. Tried to have them and they can't just accept me for being straight.

Me thinks this dude is living in a bubble.

How so?

I simply cannot believe that you've "tried" having bi and gay friends and they don't accept you for being straight. I'm calling bullshit.

They were friends, but every now and again they would get uncomfortably close or try flirt. "

Did you punch them in the jaw too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats with this turning into a sex party?

I'll fuck your ass then

You're not my type.

It doesn't matter, a hole is a hole my dick doesn't have eyes

A guy tried feeling me up in a club. He was told to fuck off and he didn't. He didn't get asked a second time, just couldn't feel his jaw.

Cool story but I'd still like to fuck you lovely straight ass

And this is why I won't have bi or gay guys as friends. Tried to have them and they can't just accept me for being straight.

Me thinks this dude is living in a bubble.

How so?

I simply cannot believe that you've "tried" having bi and gay friends and they don't accept you for being straight. I'm calling bullshit.

They were friends, but every now and again they would get uncomfortably close or try flirt.

Did you punch them in the jaw too?"

No they took the hint and it happened a few days later both times and they got cut out of my life.

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

"Whats with this turning into a sex party?

I'll fuck your ass then

You're not my type.

It doesn't matter, a hole is a hole my dick doesn't have eyes

A guy tried feeling me up in a club. He was told to fuck off and he didn't. He didn't get asked a second time, just couldn't feel his jaw.

Cool story but I'd still like to fuck you lovely straight ass

And this is why I won't have bi or gay guys as friends. Tried to have them and they can't just accept me for being straight.

Me thinks this dude is living in a bubble.

How so?

I simply cannot believe that you've "tried" having bi and gay friends and they don't accept you for being straight. I'm calling bullshit.

They were friends, but every now and again they would get uncomfortably close or try flirt. "

You are really not that good a friend, are you? Do you actually have any real friends?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a party at my place....would you come?

And what would you bring?

Existential ennui,

And Capri Suns.

Oooooh I love a Capri sun

You will have to have a 5 minutes conversation with me about the unbearablness of life and the futility of existing in a universe where time and entropy are the laughing victors over all our stupid ideas of happiness and permanency.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a party at my place....would you come?

And what would you bring?

Existential ennui,

And Capri Suns.

Oooooh I love a Capri sun

You will have to maintain eye contact with me while I slowly suck my capri sun through the straw whilst making soft mmmmmm noises

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Onion rings and cheese puffs. With Tizer to wash em down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats with this turning into a sex party?

I'll fuck your ass then

You're not my type.

It doesn't matter, a hole is a hole my dick doesn't have eyes

A guy tried feeling me up in a club. He was told to fuck off and he didn't. He didn't get asked a second time, just couldn't feel his jaw.

Cool story but I'd still like to fuck you lovely straight ass

And this is why I won't have bi or gay guys as friends. Tried to have them and they can't just accept me for being straight.

Me thinks this dude is living in a bubble.

How so?

I simply cannot believe that you've "tried" having bi and gay friends and they don't accept you for being straight. I'm calling bullshit.

They were friends, but every now and again they would get uncomfortably close or try flirt.

You are really not that good a friend, are you? Do you actually have any real friends? "

Yes. Why am I not a good friend?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh wow guys.....this is going to be an awesome party!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there a way of blocking people on the forum?

Asking for a friend

Sadly not. Would be handy though. "

In less than a week they'd be nobody left on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a party at my place....would you come?

And what would you bring?

Existential ennui,

And Capri Suns.

Oooooh I love a Capri sun

You will have to maintain eye contact with me while I slowly suck my capri sun through the straw whilst making soft mmmmmm noises

Er... um... urgh...

What was I saying?!?!?

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Whats with this turning into a sex party?

I'll fuck your ass then

You're not my type.

It doesn't matter, a hole is a hole my dick doesn't have eyes

A guy tried feeling me up in a club. He was told to fuck off and he didn't. He didn't get asked a second time, just couldn't feel his jaw.

Cool story but I'd still like to fuck you lovely straight ass

And this is why I won't have bi or gay guys as friends. Tried to have them and they can't just accept me for being straight.

Me thinks this dude is living in a bubble.

How so?

I simply cannot believe that you've "tried" having bi and gay friends and they don't accept you for being straight. I'm calling bullshit.

They were friends, but every now and again they would get uncomfortably close or try flirt.

Did you punch them in the jaw too?"

Actually that's the reason I'm declining the ops kind invite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats with this turning into a sex party?

I'll fuck your ass then

You're not my type.

It doesn't matter, a hole is a hole my dick doesn't have eyes

A guy tried feeling me up in a club. He was told to fuck off and he didn't. He didn't get asked a second time, just couldn't feel his jaw.

Cool story but I'd still like to fuck you lovely straight ass

And this is why I won't have bi or gay guys as friends. Tried to have them and they can't just accept me for being straight.

Me thinks this dude is living in a bubble.

How so?

I simply cannot believe that you've "tried" having bi and gay friends and they don't accept you for being straight. I'm calling bullshit.

They were friends, but every now and again they would get uncomfortably close or try flirt.

Did you punch them in the jaw too?

Actually that's the reason I'm declining the ops kind invite. "

She punched you in the jaw???

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

I will bring minted lamb chops, boiled Jersey Royals, salad and a couple of bottles of prosecco. Oh and condoms for later.

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

"Whats with this turning into a sex party?

I'll fuck your ass then

You're not my type.

It doesn't matter, a hole is a hole my dick doesn't have eyes

A guy tried feeling me up in a club. He was told to fuck off and he didn't. He didn't get asked a second time, just couldn't feel his jaw.

Cool story but I'd still like to fuck you lovely straight ass

And this is why I won't have bi or gay guys as friends. Tried to have them and they can't just accept me for being straight.

Me thinks this dude is living in a bubble.

How so?

I simply cannot believe that you've "tried" having bi and gay friends and they don't accept you for being straight. I'm calling bullshit.

They were friends, but every now and again they would get uncomfortably close or try flirt.

You are really not that good a friend, are you? Do you actually have any real friends?

Yes. Why am I not a good friend? "

If you were a good friend no amount of closeness would bother you

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By *anandLeia72Couple
over a year ago

St. Helens

"Whats with this turning into a sex party?

I'll fuck your ass then

You're not my type.

It doesn't matter, a hole is a hole my dick doesn't have eyes

A guy tried feeling me up in a club. He was told to fuck off and he didn't. He didn't get asked a second time, just couldn't feel his jaw.

Cool story but I'd still like to fuck you lovely straight ass

And this is why I won't have bi or gay guys as friends. Tried to have them and they can't just accept me for being straight.

Me thinks this dude is living in a bubble.

How so?

I simply cannot believe that you've "tried" having bi and gay friends and they don't accept you for being straight. I'm calling bullshit.

They were friends, but every now and again they would get uncomfortably close or try flirt.

You are really not that good a friend, are you? Do you actually have any real friends?

Yes. Why am I not a good friend?

If you were a good friend no amount of closeness would bother you"

He likes dp apparently. Somehow, I doubt he would go anywhere near another cock in such close proximity. Or maybe it's his Dom side that is making a cock of him.

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By *anandLeia72Couple
over a year ago

St. Helens

I thought this was gonna be a fun thread. Mistaken, however I'd bring my disco ball.

Leia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats with this turning into a sex party?

I'll fuck your ass then

You're not my type.

It doesn't matter, a hole is a hole my dick doesn't have eyes

A guy tried feeling me up in a club. He was told to fuck off and he didn't. He didn't get asked a second time, just couldn't feel his jaw.

Cool story but I'd still like to fuck you lovely straight ass

And this is why I won't have bi or gay guys as friends. Tried to have them and they can't just accept me for being straight.

Me thinks this dude is living in a bubble.

How so?

I simply cannot believe that you've "tried" having bi and gay friends and they don't accept you for being straight. I'm calling bullshit.

They were friends, but every now and again they would get uncomfortably close or try flirt.

You are really not that good a friend, are you? Do you actually have any real friends?

Yes. Why am I not a good friend?

If you were a good friend no amount of closeness would bother you"

It wasn't just the closeness. We would fuck about like any other set of mates. But its how they would act. Flirty, interested, bring up subjects like would I let a guy blow me with a blindfold on.

I asked them straight up if they wanted to fuck me. They said yes and then, I said that they aren't getting anywhere near me as I'm straight and don't find guys attractive at all. And it would discust me to have a guy be sexual with me.

They just became distant and bitter.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Right folks, no arguing or falling out is allowed at my party, or else I may just spank your arses and tell you to bugger off elsewhere.

Now who is for some nibbles?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats with this turning into a sex party?

I'll fuck your ass then

You're not my type.

It doesn't matter, a hole is a hole my dick doesn't have eyes

A guy tried feeling me up in a club. He was told to fuck off and he didn't. He didn't get asked a second time, just couldn't feel his jaw.

Cool story but I'd still like to fuck you lovely straight ass

And this is why I won't have bi or gay guys as friends. Tried to have them and they can't just accept me for being straight.

Me thinks this dude is living in a bubble.

How so?

I simply cannot believe that you've "tried" having bi and gay friends and they don't accept you for being straight. I'm calling bullshit.

They were friends, but every now and again they would get uncomfortably close or try flirt.

You are really not that good a friend, are you? Do you actually have any real friends?

Yes. Why am I not a good friend?

If you were a good friend no amount of closeness would bother you

He likes dp apparently. Somehow, I doubt he would go anywhere near another cock in such close proximity. Or maybe it's his Dom side that is making a cock of him.

I don't have an issue being close like that. Its when a guy takes an interest in me. Thats completely different.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I thought this was gonna be a fun thread. Mistaken, however I'd bring my disco ball.

Leia "

Yay.....now we need some good tunes

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'll bring the music. Rockers unite!

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By *andm_69Couple
over a year ago

Stevenage

We was going to offer to bring a comedian but there already seems to be one going

So cakes will have to do this time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right folks, no arguing or falling out is allowed at my party, or else I may just spank your arses and tell you to bugger off elsewhere.

Now who is for some nibbles? "

Can I have my arse spanked anyway? Please?

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By *anandLeia72Couple
over a year ago

St. Helens

I finding hard to believe any gay guy would be in your friendship circle at any time. You've come across as being very homophobic.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Right folks, no arguing or falling out is allowed at my party, or else I may just spank your arses and tell you to bugger off elsewhere.

Now who is for some nibbles? "

Well said. Me please....did someone mention cheese and pineapple sticks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd bring our strap on x

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By *anandLeia72Couple
over a year ago

St. Helens

"I'll bring the music. Rockers unite!"

You should do a party plalist thread next, see how well that goes! I'll take the spanking though please.

Leia

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

"Whats with this turning into a sex party?

I'll fuck your ass then

You're not my type.

It doesn't matter, a hole is a hole my dick doesn't have eyes

A guy tried feeling me up in a club. He was told to fuck off and he didn't. He didn't get asked a second time, just couldn't feel his jaw.

Cool story but I'd still like to fuck you lovely straight ass

And this is why I won't have bi or gay guys as friends. Tried to have them and they can't just accept me for being straight.

Me thinks this dude is living in a bubble.

How so?

I simply cannot believe that you've "tried" having bi and gay friends and they don't accept you for being straight. I'm calling bullshit.

They were friends, but every now and again they would get uncomfortably close or try flirt.

You are really not that good a friend, are you? Do you actually have any real friends?

Yes. Why am I not a good friend?

If you were a good friend no amount of closeness would bother you

It wasn't just the closeness. We would fuck about like any other set of mates. But its how they would act. Flirty, interested, bring up subjects like would I let a guy blow me with a blindfold on.

They just became distant and bitter. "

Im hardly surprised!

A good friend would have been flattered.

A good friend would never ask outright if a gay/bi mate wanted to fuck him.

A good friend would accept that their mates have the right to fancy who they want. Including them.

A good friend would not choose the word 'disgust' to describe their feelings about their friends choices.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I finding hard to believe any gay guy would be in your friendship circle at any time. You've come across as being very homophobic. "

I'm not. I'm fine with them as long as they keep their bi/gay side away from me. They would have to respect that I'm straight.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"I finding hard to believe any gay guy would be in your friendship circle at any time. You've come across as being very homophobic.

I'm not. I'm fine with them as long as they keep their bi/gay side away from me. They would have to respect that I'm straight. "

I think we should stick to the OP's rules and you should accept people's preferences tbh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats with this turning into a sex party?

I'll fuck your ass then

You're not my type.

It doesn't matter, a hole is a hole my dick doesn't have eyes

A guy tried feeling me up in a club. He was told to fuck off and he didn't. He didn't get asked a second time, just couldn't feel his jaw.

Cool story but I'd still like to fuck you lovely straight ass

And this is why I won't have bi or gay guys as friends. Tried to have them and they can't just accept me for being straight.

Me thinks this dude is living in a bubble.

How so?

I simply cannot believe that you've "tried" having bi and gay friends and they don't accept you for being straight. I'm calling bullshit.

They were friends, but every now and again they would get uncomfortably close or try flirt.

You are really not that good a friend, are you? Do you actually have any real friends?

Yes. Why am I not a good friend?

If you were a good friend no amount of closeness would bother you

It wasn't just the closeness. We would fuck about like any other set of mates. But its how they would act. Flirty, interested, bring up subjects like would I let a guy blow me with a blindfold on.

They just became distant and bitter.

Im hardly surprised!

A good friend would have been flattered.

A good friend would never ask outright if a gay/bi mate wanted to fuck him.

A good friend would accept that their mates have the right to fancy who they want. Including them.

A good friend would not choose the word 'disgust' to describe their feelings about their friends choices.

They started it by asking if I'd get blown by a guy with a blindfold on. They'd drop subtle comments that guys are better as sucking. And it just became apparent that they just wanted to blow me or have sex with me.

The situation made me feel very uncomfortable so I lashed out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I finding hard to believe any gay guy would be in your friendship circle at any time. You've come across as being very homophobic.

I'm not. I'm fine with them as long as they keep their bi/gay side away from me. They would have to respect that I'm straight.

I think we should stick to the OP's rules and you should accept people's preferences tbh."

I do respect preference.

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

"Whats with this turning into a sex party?

I'll fuck your ass then

You're not my type.

It doesn't matter, a hole is a hole my dick doesn't have eyes

A guy tried feeling me up in a club. He was told to fuck off and he didn't. He didn't get asked a second time, just couldn't feel his jaw.

Cool story but I'd still like to fuck you lovely straight ass

And this is why I won't have bi or gay guys as friends. Tried to have them and they can't just accept me for being straight.

Me thinks this dude is living in a bubble.

How so?

I simply cannot believe that you've "tried" having bi and gay friends and they don't accept you for being straight. I'm calling bullshit.

They were friends, but every now and again they would get uncomfortably close or try flirt.

You are really not that good a friend, are you? Do you actually have any real friends?

Yes. Why am I not a good friend?

If you were a good friend no amount of closeness would bother you

It wasn't just the closeness. We would fuck about like any other set of mates. But its how they would act. Flirty, interested, bring up subjects like would I let a guy blow me with a blindfold on.

They just became distant and bitter.

Im hardly surprised!

A good friend would have been flattered.

A good friend would never ask outright if a gay/bi mate wanted to fuck him.

A good friend would accept that their mates have the right to fancy who they want. Including them.

A good friend would not choose the word 'disgust' to describe their feelings about their friends choices.

The situation made me feel very uncomfortable so I lashed out. "

Hmmm. There you go again. Lashing out.

Still is a good story.

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By *eneRoissyMan
over a year ago

Nailsworth

Can I bring twister?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right I’m opening the pickled onions....

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"There's a party at my place....would you come?

And what would you bring?"

Yes, and a bottle of white or red

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

Can I bring an inflatable paddling pool full of strawberry jelly to wrestle in please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats with this turning into a sex party?

I'll fuck your ass then

You're not my type.

It doesn't matter, a hole is a hole my dick doesn't have eyes

A guy tried feeling me up in a club. He was told to fuck off and he didn't. He didn't get asked a second time, just couldn't feel his jaw.

Cool story but I'd still like to fuck you lovely straight ass

And this is why I won't have bi or gay guys as friends. Tried to have them and they can't just accept me for being straight.

Me thinks this dude is living in a bubble.

How so?

I simply cannot believe that you've "tried" having bi and gay friends and they don't accept you for being straight. I'm calling bullshit.

They were friends, but every now and again they would get uncomfortably close or try flirt.

You are really not that good a friend, are you? Do you actually have any real friends?

Yes. Why am I not a good friend?

If you were a good friend no amount of closeness would bother you

It wasn't just the closeness. We would fuck about like any other set of mates. But its how they would act. Flirty, interested, bring up subjects like would I let a guy blow me with a blindfold on.

They just became distant and bitter.

Im hardly surprised!

A good friend would have been flattered.

A good friend would never ask outright if a gay/bi mate wanted to fuck him.

A good friend would accept that their mates have the right to fancy who they want. Including them.

A good friend would not choose the word 'disgust' to describe their feelings about their friends choices.

The situation made me feel very uncomfortable so I lashed out.

Hmmm. There you go again. Lashing out.

Still is a good story."

Not a story.

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By *andm_69Couple
over a year ago

Stevenage

"Right I’m opening the pickled onions...."

And Gherkins yeah?

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By *eneRoissyMan
over a year ago

Nailsworth

"Can I bring an inflatable paddling pool full of strawberry jelly to wrestle in please?"

Now that's what I call an Eton Mess!

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife

"Whats with this turning into a sex party?

I'll fuck your ass then

You're not my type.

It doesn't matter, a hole is a hole my dick doesn't have eyes

A guy tried feeling me up in a club. He was told to fuck off and he didn't. He didn't get asked a second time, just couldn't feel his jaw. "

Was he another one that you left taking their food through a straw for weeks?

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

"Can I bring an inflatable paddling pool full of strawberry jelly to wrestle in please?

Now that's what I call an Eton Mess! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I bring twister? "

Yes! And baby oil??? X

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By *andm_69Couple
over a year ago

Stevenage

"Can I bring twister?

Yes! And baby oil??? X"

Why have we never through about twister with baby oil

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"There's a party at my place....would you come?"

If I’m invited, I’d love to, thank you.

"And what would you bring?"

Some of my delicious prawn pasta salad. I need to work on amounts, though. I made some last week for a barbecue and ended up making about three kilos of it.

Can I bring games? Cards Against Humanity or Cranium are great with a room fool of folk three sheets to the wind.

I’ll also bring Southern Comfort. Maybe the cherry variety.

And given some of the things other people are taking, I’ll pack some tissues and wet wipes, just in case.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I bring twister?

Yes! And baby oil??? X

Why have we never through about twister with baby oil"

Health and safety nightmare

Better off with treacle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a party at my place....would you come?

And what would you bring?"

If I was invited, of course!

I’d bring you a yummy baked blueberry cheesecake and some booze!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I bring twister?

Yes! And baby oil??? X

Why have we never through about twister with baby oil"

Hahaha !! It gets a bit dangerouse but also hilariouse add being naked and.... well im sure you can guess

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By *eneRoissyMan
over a year ago

Nailsworth

Better off with treacle "

Nah that's gonna be like wading through treacle

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By *andm_69Couple
over a year ago

Stevenage

"Can I bring twister?

Yes! And baby oil??? X

Why have we never through about twister with baby oil

Hahaha !! It gets a bit dangerouse but also hilariouse add being naked and.... well im sure you can guess

We are so on this next time someone says party games

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By *andm_69Couple
over a year ago

Stevenage

"Can I bring twister?

Yes! And baby oil??? X

Why have we never through about twister with baby oil

Health and safety nightmare

Better off with treacle "

Mmmmmm treacle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I bring twister?

Yes! And baby oil??? X

Why have we never through about twister with baby oil

Health and safety nightmare

Better off with treacle

Mmmmmm treacle

Golden syrup for me

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By *andm_69Couple
over a year ago

Stevenage

"Can I bring twister?

Yes! And baby oil??? X

Why have we never through about twister with baby oil

Health and safety nightmare

Better off with treacle

Mmmmmm treacle

Golden syrup for me

Could go for some bubblegum sauce like you get from the ice cream van

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I bring twister?

Yes! And baby oil??? X

Why have we never through about twister with baby oil

Health and safety nightmare

Better off with treacle

Mmmmmm treacle

Golden syrup for me

Could go for some bubblegum sauce like you get from the ice cream van

Yummy!!!

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Whats with this turning into a sex party?

I'll fuck your ass then

You're not my type.

It doesn't matter, a hole is a hole my dick doesn't have eyes

A guy tried feeling me up in a club. He was told to fuck off and he didn't. He didn't get asked a second time, just couldn't feel his jaw.

Cool story but I'd still like to fuck you lovely straight ass

And this is why I won't have bi or gay guys as friends. Tried to have them and they can't just accept me for being straight.

Me thinks this dude is living in a bubble.

How so?

I simply cannot believe that you've "tried" having bi and gay friends and they don't accept you for being straight. I'm calling bullshit.

They were friends, but every now and again they would get uncomfortably close or try flirt.

Did you punch them in the jaw too?

Actually that's the reason I'm declining the ops kind invite.

She punched you in the jaw???

Nooo... If I can't keep my hand off the young guy he might punch me lol

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By *eneRoissyMan
over a year ago

Nailsworth

"Can I bring twister?

Yes! And baby oil??? X"

Thinking about it... I might accidentally slip and touch some guys willy, he'll accuse me of being gay and I'll be like no mate I'm straight, and he'll be like but you touched my dick and I'll be it was the baby oil and then the rest of the guys will try and calm it down, I'll take a elbow to the chin and end up only being able to drink jelly out of the massive paddling pool through a straw and will regret accepting the offer be a party pooper and take my twister mat home and everyone will be sad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll turn up with a decent brandy and peanut m&m's once all the ass-fucking and brawling is over....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I bring twister?

Yes! And baby oil??? X

How about i bring a bouncer or 2 as well? They can catch any stray bits that may be under the influance of the baby oil effect?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your having a party?

You'll find me in the kitchen

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Your having a party?

You'll find me in the kitchen

There's a song about that...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I bring twister?

Yes! And baby oil??? X"

I brought baby oil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll turn up with a decent brandy and peanut m&m's once all the ass-fucking and brawling is over...."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your having a party?

You'll find me in the kitchen

There's a song about that... "

You saying he’s a rat ?

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Your having a party?

You'll find me in the kitchen

There's a song about that... "

I was just about to request 'Let it Go', so we have a resident dj?

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By *eneRoissyMan
over a year ago

Nailsworth

"Your having a party?

You'll find me in the kitchen

There's a song about that... "

Went to a party

I danced all night

I drank sixteen beers

And I started up a fight

But now I am jaded

You're out of luck

I'm rolling down the stairs

Too d*unk to fuck

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Your having a party?

You'll find me in the kitchen

There's a song about that...

You saying he’s a rat ?

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lol

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By *anandLeia72Couple
over a year ago

St. Helens

"Whats with this turning into a sex party?

I'll fuck your ass then

You're not my type.

It doesn't matter, a hole is a hole my dick doesn't have eyes

A guy tried feeling me up in a club. He was told to fuck off and he didn't. He didn't get asked a second time, just couldn't feel his jaw.

Cool story but I'd still like to fuck you lovely straight ass

And this is why I won't have bi or gay guys as friends. Tried to have them and they can't just accept me for being straight.

Me thinks this dude is living in a bubble.

How so?

I simply cannot believe that you've "tried" having bi and gay friends and they don't accept you for being straight. I'm calling bullshit.

They were friends, but every now and again they would get uncomfortably close or try flirt.

Did you punch them in the jaw too?

Actually that's the reason I'm declining the ops kind invite.

She punched you in the jaw???

Nooo... If I can't keep my hand off the young guy he might punch me lol

I just don't see how another guy would risk their club membership for a quick grope of you. I've been going to clubs for years and no one has ever, ever laid a hand on me without permission. Male or female. In nearly 10 years. That's my experience anyway.

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By *anandLeia72Couple
over a year ago

St. Helens

Sorry, its for the young guy.

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife

"I'll turn up with a decent brandy and peanut m&m's once all the ass-fucking and brawling is over...."

Ooh I'll share both with you

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By *andm_69Couple
over a year ago

Stevenage

"Whats with this turning into a sex party?

I'll fuck your ass then

You're not my type.

It doesn't matter, a hole is a hole my dick doesn't have eyes

A guy tried feeling me up in a club. He was told to fuck off and he didn't. He didn't get asked a second time, just couldn't feel his jaw.

Cool story but I'd still like to fuck you lovely straight ass

And this is why I won't have bi or gay guys as friends. Tried to have them and they can't just accept me for being straight.

Me thinks this dude is living in a bubble.

How so?

I simply cannot believe that you've "tried" having bi and gay friends and they don't accept you for being straight. I'm calling bullshit.

They were friends, but every now and again they would get uncomfortably close or try flirt.

Did you punch them in the jaw too?

Actually that's the reason I'm declining the ops kind invite.

She punched you in the jaw???

Nooo... If I can't keep my hand off the young guy he might punch me lol

That's cause he is so irresistible and hung like horse.

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

I think he means a different kind of club.

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"...once all the ass-fucking and brawling is over...."

I see you’ve never /really/ partied before.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right folks, no arguing or falling out is allowed at my party, or else I may just spank your arses and tell you to bugger off elsewhere.

Now who is for some nibbles?

Can I have my arse spanked anyway? Please?

I'm sure a gent will oblige

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's a party at my place....would you come?

And what would you bring?

If I was invited, of course!

I’d bring you a yummy baked blueberry cheesecake and some booze!"

You don't ever need to be waited to be invited by me! And you can just bring yourself

Yes I've got a really bad lady crush!

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

I’ve arrived a bit late to the thread, is there still room for a small one at your party Rubi, I have jelly babies

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve arrived a bit late to the thread, is there still room for a small one at your party Rubi, I have jelly babies

Come on in, I hope you have plenty of red ones though, none of those yukky green ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a party at my place....would you come?

And what would you bring?

If I was invited, of course!

I’d bring you a yummy baked blueberry cheesecake and some booze!

You don't ever need to be waited to be invited by me! And you can just bring yourself

Yes I've got a really bad lady crush!"

Oooh,

I’ll be right over then!

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Saved the red ones just for you! Ooh is that sausages on sticks I see over there, I haven’t had me tea yet.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Yes, I’ll bring the trifle - plenty of cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...once all the ass-fucking and brawling is over....

I see you’ve never /really/ partied before."

On the contrary, I know what's worth coming for...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll turn up with a decent brandy and peanut m&m's once all the ass-fucking and brawling is over....

Ooh I'll share both with you"

I'll bring dry ginger and ice too, then..

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

We’re sloping off now. It’s getting late and the music is a bit too loud for us old wrinklies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We’re sloping off now. It’s getting late and the music is a bit too loud for us old wrinklies.

Hey! everyone! Beginners are off!

***Massive cwtch***

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Are we invited then?.

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

"Are we invited then?."

We’re back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bag of blindfolds so i can remain anonimous

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

"A bag of blindfolds so i can remain anonymous

There you go sweetie

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By *ouisebottomTV/TS
over a year ago

London

I'll come

4 bottles of wine and a lovely homemade cheesecake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bag of blindfolds so i can remain anonymous

There you go sweetie

Bland mans buff party what could go wrong Hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a party at my place....would you come?

And what would you bring?"

Unless you live next door. No.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We’re sloping off now. It’s getting late and the music is a bit too loud for us old wrinklies.

You can't leave without kissing everyone goodbye

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A bag of blindfolds so i can remain anonymous

There you go sweetie

Bland mans buff party what could go wrong Hahahaha

Or pin the tail on the donkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bag of blindfolds so i can remain anonymous

There you go sweetie

Bland mans buff party what could go wrong Hahahaha

Or pin the tail on the donkey "

Or pin a tail

On a tail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, I will bring police with me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, I will bring police with me...

Are they short of a gig?

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

Goodnight kisses

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