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Strictly Fun and Frolics with Mistress and Friends..BYO Peas and Gravy.#120

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Evening all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glad to see we have the gravy issue under control at last

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Glad to see we have the gravy issue under control at last "

Yeah, sometimes it's just easier to make your own, everybody's tastes are different ...so where's your toffee thingies?

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Sami. Billyo got in before me Miss! Not fair!

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Sami. Billyo got in before me Miss! Not fair! "

Hey Iain, you have to be quick with these young ones about

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Sami. Billyo got in before me Miss! Not fair!

Hey Iain, you have to be quick with these young ones about "

Whippersnappers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry guys, didnt realise there was thread ettiquete to be observed. But FYI Sammi, the toffee pops are next to the kettle. I'll have a black coffee if your going through

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

evening all sits down and removes top

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Sorry guys, didnt realise there was thread ettiquete to be observed. But FYI Sammi, the toffee pops are next to the kettle. I'll have a black coffee if your going through "

Ooh, on me way....

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"evening all sits down and removes top "

Tut...shall I put it in the wash...just putting a load in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now thats some ettiquette i can buy into. Strips to just kilt

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"evening all sits down and removes top

Tut...shall I put it in the wash...just putting a load in "

ty sweetcheeks passes a instant

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Now thats some ettiquette i can buy into. Strips to just kilt "
did you say kilt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did, are they frowned apon in here?

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"evening all sits down and removes top

Tut...shall I put it in the wash...just putting a load in ty sweetcheeks passes a instant"

Ah lovely thank you

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I did, are they frowned apon in here?"

Uh...no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phew, thought id have to take that off too

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"I did, are they frowned apon in here?"
god noooooooooooo think ive died and gone to kilt heaven

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Phew, thought id have to take that off too "
us ladies wouldent object would we sami

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Phew, thought id have to take that off too us ladies wouldent object would we sami "

Oh no..off with the kilt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This escalated quickly, might just keep it on til after my brew, no where to keep the biscuits otherwise #toffeepopsmelttoquickly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feck just found ye...hope you've saved me a sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I did, are they frowned apon in here?"

Only if you've got no knickersey on

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"I did, are they frowned apon in here?

Only if you've got no knickersey on"

no wot lol

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"This escalated quickly, might just keep it on til after my brew, no where to keep the biscuits otherwise #toffeepopsmelttoquickly "

Pop em in your sporran

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never would i desecrate tradition like that!

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Feck just found ye...hope you've saved me a sausage "

I would always save a sausage for you, as I'm sure you would have one for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I did, are they frowned apon in here?

Only if you've got no knickersey onno wot lol"

I think seeside has hack my fecking keyboard ffs

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Never would i desecrate tradition like that! "

Go awn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to keep them in the sporran, but kept forgetting and ending up with my hand in a sticky mess

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I did, are they frowned apon in here?

Only if you've got no knickersey onno wot lol

I think seeside has hack my fecking keyboard ffs"

No it's worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feck just found ye...hope you've saved me a sausage

I would always save a sausage for you, as I'm sure you would have one for me "

Oh I'd save a jumbo for you

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Feck just found ye...hope you've saved me a sausage "
the mash gravy and b+b was yummy

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I used to keep them in the sporran, but kept forgetting and ending up with my hand in a sticky mess "

Tut...did you have some tissue...

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"I used to keep them in the sporran, but kept forgetting and ending up with my hand in a sticky mess "
passes a pkt of wet wipes

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Feck just found ye...hope you've saved me a sausage

I would always save a sausage for you, as I'm sure you would have one for me

Oh I'd save a jumbo for you "

That'll be handy for when I go on me hollibobs

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"I used to keep them in the sporran, but kept forgetting and ending up with my hand in a sticky mess

Tut...did you have some tissue... "

lads dont have tissues

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Feck just found ye...hope you've saved me a sausage

I would always save a sausage for you, as I'm sure you would have one for me

Oh I'd save a jumbo for you

That'll be handy for when I go on me hollibobs "

with mistress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks guys, wish you were always on hand when i made a sticky mess in my kilt

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Feck just found ye...hope you've saved me a sausage the mash gravy and b+b was yummy "

What about the sausages and petit pois? ( they're little peas, you know)

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I used to keep them in the sporran, but kept forgetting and ending up with my hand in a sticky mess

Tut...did you have some tissue... lads dont have tissues "

No, don't spose they do

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Feck just found ye...hope you've saved me a sausage

I would always save a sausage for you, as I'm sure you would have one for me

Oh I'd save a jumbo for you

That'll be handy for when I go on me hollibobs with mistress"

She'll soon have to start packing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feck just found ye...hope you've saved me a sausage the mash gravy and b+b was yummy

What about the sausages and petit pois? ( they're little peas, you know) "

Just give me more

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Feck just found ye...hope you've saved me a sausage the mash gravy and b+b was yummy

What about the sausages and petit pois? ( they're little peas, you know) "

yep thy weree too

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By *rspecs95Man
over a year ago

hayes

Good evening all, so what's going on tonight ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to keep them in the sporran, but kept forgetting and ending up with my hand in a sticky mess

Tut...did you have some tissue... lads dont have tissues

No, don't spose they do "

Laddies do

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Feck just found ye...hope you've saved me a sausage the mash gravy and b+b was yummy

What about the sausages and petit pois? ( they're little peas, you know)

Just give me more "

Can you catch.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening all, so what's going on tonight ? "

Same old shite

...just join in and see where it goes

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Feck just found ye...hope you've saved me a sausage the mash gravy and b+b was yummy

What about the sausages and petit pois? ( they're little peas, you know) yep thy weree too "

So I've been told!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Feck just found ye...hope you've saved me a sausage

I would always save a sausage for you, as I'm sure you would have one for me

Oh I'd save a jumbo for you

That'll be handy for when I go on me hollibobs with mistress

She'll soon have to start packing... "

just hope she dont get stopped at customs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feck just found ye...hope you've saved me a sausage the mash gravy and b+b was yummy

What about the sausages and petit pois? ( they're little peas, you know)

Just give me more

Can you catch..... "

Manflu? Dead easy

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good evening all, so what's going on tonight ? "

Not much, just winding down

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Feck just found ye...hope you've saved me a sausage

I would always save a sausage for you, as I'm sure you would have one for me

Oh I'd save a jumbo for you

That'll be handy for when I go on me hollibobs with mistress

She'll soon have to start packing... just hope she dont get stopped at customs"

Feck no...I'll just walk in front and make pretend we're not together..you never know what she might have in her bags

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Feck just found ye...hope you've saved me a sausage the mash gravy and b+b was yummy

What about the sausages and petit pois? ( they're little peas, you know)

Just give me more

Can you catch.....

Manflu? Dead easy "

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Feck just found ye...hope you've saved me a sausage

I would always save a sausage for you, as I'm sure you would have one for me

Oh I'd save a jumbo for you

That'll be handy for when I go on me hollibobs with mistress

She'll soon have to start packing... just hope she dont get stopped at customs

Feck no...I'll just walk in front and make pretend we're not together..you never know what she might have in her bags "

knowing her a extenstion lead and her coffee machine

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Feck just found ye...hope you've saved me a sausage

I would always save a sausage for you, as I'm sure you would have one for me

Oh I'd save a jumbo for you

That'll be handy for when I go on me hollibobs with mistress

She'll soon have to start packing... just hope she dont get stopped at customs

Feck no...I'll just walk in front and make pretend we're not together..you never know what she might have in her bags knowing her a extenstion lead and her coffee machine "

Yeah that's what was worrying me

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By *rspecs95Man
over a year ago

hayes


"Good evening all, so what's going on tonight ?

Not much, just winding down "

Yeah I get that, had just got into bed when this thunder storm started... guess I'll be up and free to chat for a few hours now! So who's done something interesting tonight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening all, so what's going on tonight ?

Not much, just winding down

Yeah I get that, had just got into bed when this thunder storm started... guess I'll be up and free to chat for a few hours now! So who's done something interesting tonight? "

Average age on here mate....we shold have been tucked up hours ago.be all conking soon

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Fecking 03.50 and I'm awake grrrrr

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Morning all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feck....I slept well last night....just got up. Motning

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Feck....I slept well last night....just got up. Motning "

Gosh that was a good sleep! Nothing wrong with that, you obviously needed it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning all "

Morning lovely Eenie, howz you today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all

Morning lovely Eenie, howz you today? "

I'm not too bad thanks, glad the sun is shining.

How are you?

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning all

Morning lovely Eenie, howz you today?

I'm not too bad thanks, glad the sun is shining.

How are you? "

I'm very well thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do use a instant sami....I'm not intogear yet to make a latte

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

oooooo can i smell coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oooooo can i smell coffee"

Not from fecking sami's you cant

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"oooooo can i smell coffee

Not from fecking sami's you cant "

spects shes down the cop shop again

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"oooooo can i smell coffee

Not from fecking sami's you cant spects shes down the cop shop again"

Wot you on about Voddy? . I have instant for all, if it's not too late!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

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"oooooo can i smell coffee

Not from fecking sami's you cant spects shes down the cop shop again

Wot you on about Voddy? . I have instant for all, if it's not too late! "

its never too late

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"oooooo can i smell coffee

Not from fecking sami's you cant spects shes down the cop shop again

Wot you on about Voddy? . I have instant for all, if it's not too late! its never too late "

So they say!...ere you are...one instant and a custard cream...don't give it to mistress, sounds like she's had enough custard creams

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

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"oooooo can i smell coffee

Not from fecking sami's you cant spects shes down the cop shop again

Wot you on about Voddy? . I have instant for all, if it's not too late! its never too late

So they say!...ere you are...one instant and a custard cream...don't give it to mistress, sounds like she's had enough custard creams "

oooo ta muchly hang on wheres the custard gone only got dry biscult here

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"oooooo can i smell coffee

Not from fecking sami's you cant spects shes down the cop shop again

Wot you on about Voddy? . I have instant for all, if it's not too late! its never too late

So they say!...ere you are...one instant and a custard cream...don't give it to mistress, sounds like she's had enough custard creams oooo ta muchly hang on wheres the custard gone only got dry biscult here"

Ooh sorry Voddy, that was meant for hubby....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gobshiting again....where me instant ffs

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Gobshiting again....where me instant ffs "
passes Mistress a triple shot latte

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gobshiting again....where me instant ffs passes Mistress a triple shot latte"

Fanx voday it's needed

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Gobshiting again....where me instant ffs passes Mistress a triple shot latte

Fanx voday it's needed "

should a made ya flask for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gobshiting again....where me instant ffs passes Mistress a triple shot latte

Fanx voday it's needed should a made ya flask for you"

Fecking intravenoustoday I think

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Gobshiting again....where me instant ffs passes Mistress a triple shot latte

Fanx voday it's needed should a made ya flask for you

Fecking intravenoustoday I think "

nah ud be called a drip then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all, getting ready for my bed now

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Evening all, getting ready for my bed now "
evening eenie im already there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonders if sami brings us some sticky toffee cakes in tonight

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

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"Wonders if sami brings us some sticky toffee cakes in tonight "
did she ask if she could go out tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wonders if sami brings us some sticky toffee cakes in tonight did she ask if she could go out tonight"

Been announcing it for a week

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Wonders if sami brings us some sticky toffee cakes in tonight did she ask if she could go out tonight

Been announcing it for a week"

yes but did we sign her leave slip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all, getting ready for my bed now evening eenie im already there "

I've been here for hours but just getting ready for sleeping ... But I'm still awake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wonders if sami brings us some sticky toffee cakes in tonight did she ask if she could go out tonight

Been announcing it for a weekyes but did we sign her leave slip"

AH well she'll miss macho me as it will dissappear before I conk.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Wonders if sami brings us some sticky toffee cakes in tonight did she ask if she could go out tonight

Been announcing it for a weekyes but did we sign her leave slip

AH well she'll miss macho me as it will dissappear before I conk."

eh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all, getting ready for my bed now evening eenie im already there

I've been here for hours but just getting ready for sleeping ... But I'm still awake "

I hope you don't sleep as long as I did this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wonders if sami brings us some sticky toffee cakes in tonight did she ask if she could go out tonight

Been announcing it for a weekyes but did we sign her leave slip

AH well she'll miss macho me as it will dissappear before I conk.eh"

I can't leave it on too long I'll ruin my image

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

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"Wonders if sami brings us some sticky toffee cakes in tonight did she ask if she could go out tonight

Been announcing it for a weekyes but did we sign her leave slip

AH well she'll miss macho me as it will dissappear before I conk.eh

I can't leave it on too long I'll ruin my image"

cant leave what on

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

ah found it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all, getting ready for my bed now evening eenie im already there

I've been here for hours but just getting ready for sleeping ... But I'm still awake

I hope you don't sleep as long as I did this morning "

Got to be up earlyish tomorrow as going to my parents

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No sleep in me...I need some custard creams

..but sticky fingersituation has buggered off with them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aw ffs seeside as deFforest hacredit my keyboard ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aw ffs seeside as deFforest hacredit my keyboard ffs "

Wha'???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aw ffs seeside as deFforest hacredit my keyboard ffs

Wha'??? "

See what I mean....I can't fecking typpe

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Morning! Who's awake?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Sami goes to Bed Bath & Beyond to buy curtains.

She tells the clerk, 'I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.

The clerk assures her that they have a large selection of pink

curtains.

She shows her several patterns but sami seems to be having a hard time choosing. Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print.

The clerk then asks what size curtains she needs.

sami promptly replies, 'Seventeen inches.'

'Seventeen inches?' asked the clerk. That sounds very small. What room are they for?'

sami says, 'They aren't for a room. They are for my new computer monitor.

The surprised clerk replies, 'But Miss, computers do not need curtains!'

sami says,

'Hellllooooooooo ... I've got Windoooooows......

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Sami goes to Bed Bath & Beyond to buy curtains.

She tells the clerk, 'I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.

The clerk assures her that they have a large selection of pink

curtains.

She shows her several patterns but sami seems to be having a hard time choosing. Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print.

The clerk then asks what size curtains she needs.

sami promptly replies, 'Seventeen inches.'

'Seventeen inches?' asked the clerk. That sounds very small. What room are they for?'

sami says, 'They aren't for a room. They are for my new computer monitor.

The surprised clerk replies, 'But Miss, computers do not need curtains!'

sami says,

'Hellllooooooooo ... I've got Windoooooows...... "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're still the cake?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"We're still the cake?"
fink it got ate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We're still the cake?fink it got ate "

By mouth or.....

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"We're still the cake?fink it got ate

By mouth or..... "

sami s hubby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We're still the cake?fink it got ate

By mouth or..... sami s hubby"

Who had the teef?

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Wonders if sami brings us some sticky toffee cakes in tonight did she ask if she could go out tonight

Been announcing it for a weekyes but did we sign her leave slip

AH well she'll miss macho me as it will dissappear before I conk."

That looks painful

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"No sleep in me...I need some custard creams

..but sticky fingersituation has buggered off with them "

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"We're still the cake?fink it got ate

By mouth or..... sami s hubby

Who had the teef? "

He's got his own now!

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over a year ago


"Wonders if sami brings us some sticky toffee cakes in tonight did she ask if she could go out tonight

Been announcing it for a weekyes but did we sign her leave slip

AH well she'll miss macho me as it will dissappear before I conk.

That looks painful "

How did you see it

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Wonders if sami brings us some sticky toffee cakes in tonight did she ask if she could go out tonight

Been announcing it for a weekyes but did we sign her leave slip

AH well she'll miss macho me as it will dissappear before I conk.

That looks painful

How did you see it "

I thought you meant your avatar, that looks pain....ful

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Ah, got you now, nice pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wonders if sami brings us some sticky toffee cakes in tonight did she ask if she could go out tonight

Been announcing it for a weekyes but did we sign her leave slip

AH well she'll miss macho me as it will dissappear before I conk.

That looks painful

only

How did you see it

I thought you meant your avatar, that looks pain....ful "

Ten minutes only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 28/05/18 12:48:35]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wonders if sami brings us some sticky toffee cakes in tonight did she ask if she could go out tonight

Been announcing it for a weekyes but did we sign her leave slip

AH well she'll miss macho me as it will dissappear before I conk.

That looks painful

only

How did you see it

I thought you meant your avatar, that looks pain....ful

Ten minutes only

Timed out "

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Wonders if sami brings us some sticky toffee cakes in tonight did she ask if she could go out tonight

Been announcing it for a weekyes but did we sign her leave slip

AH well she'll miss macho me as it will dissappear before I conk.

That looks painful

only

How did you see it

I thought you meant your avatar, that looks pain....ful

Ten minutes only

Timed out "

Yes saw them, very good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wonders if sami brings us some sticky toffee cakes in tonight did she ask if she could go out tonight

Been announcing it for a weekyes but did we sign her leave slip

AH well she'll miss macho me as it will dissappear before I conk.

That looks painful

only

How did you see it

I thought you meant your avatar, that looks pain....ful

Ten minutes only

Timed out

Yes saw them, very good "

Bloody _oddy must ave sent em

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Nice pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice pants "

Better then nerves

The you fronts..free to a good home

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Nice pants

Better then nerves

The you fronts..free to a good home "

sell em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice pants

Better then nerves

The you fronts..free to a good home sell em "

I'd get banned

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Nice pants

Better then nerves

The you fronts..free to a good home sell em

I'd get banned "

that bloke on that programme last week was selling his

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice pants

Better then nerves

The you fronts..free to a good home "

Aw ffs what has happened to my auto carrot.....I look like a dyslexic China man ffs

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Nice pants

Better then nerves

The you fronts..free to a good home

Aw ffs what has happened to my auto carrot.....I look like a dyslexic China man ffs "

thought you looked different

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice pants

Better then nerves

The you fronts..free to a good home

Aw ffs what has happened to my auto carrot.....I look like a dyslexic China man ffs thought you looked different "

T&wt

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Where's year pants gone Mistress?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where's year pants gone Mistress? "

They'll be back....you get a few more fabs if you chop and change

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Where's year pants gone Mistress?

They'll be back....you get a few more fabs if you chop and change "

. You had good weekend?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Where's year pants gone Mistress?

They'll be back....you get a few more fabs if you chop and change

. You had good weekend? "

shes turned chinese

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Where's year pants gone Mistress?

They'll be back....you get a few more fabs if you chop and change

. You had good weekend? shes turned chinese "

I thought it was Dutch....double dutch

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Where's year pants gone Mistress?

They'll be back....you get a few more fabs if you chop and change

. You had good weekend? shes turned chinese

I thought it was Dutch....double dutch "

that was skipping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where's year pants gone Mistress?

They'll be back....you get a few more fabs if you chop and change

. You had good weekend? "

Nah nowt special

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where's year pants gone Mistress?

They'll be back....you get a few more fabs if you chop and change

. You had good weekend? shes turned chinese "

Watchit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where's year pants gone Mistress?

They'll be back....you get a few more fabs if you chop and change

. You had good weekend? shes turned chinese

I thought it was Dutch....double dutch "

That was seesides ketboard

September it's doing it again ffs

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Where's year pants gone Mistress?

They'll be back....you get a few more fabs if you chop and change

. You had good weekend? shes turned chinese

I thought it was Dutch....double dutch

That was seesides ketboard

September it's doing it again ffs "

lmao

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Where's year pants gone Mistress?

They'll be back....you get a few more fabs if you chop and change

. You had good weekend? shes turned chinese

I thought it was Dutch....double dutch

That was seesides ketboard

September it's doing it again ffs "

why wait till then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nasser might all....tomorrow's another day xx

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

morning all chucking it down here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"morning all chucking it down here"

No washing day here

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"morning all chucking it down here

No washing day here "

Nor here! Hey Mistress, did you know it is national biscuit day and custard creams came forth!...what's that all about then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"morning all chucking it down here

No washing day here

Nor here! Hey Mistress, did you know it is national biscuit day and custard creams came forth!...what's that all about then! "

No if I'd known about it and voted.....

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"morning all chucking it down here

No washing day here

Nor here! Hey Mistress, did you know it is national biscuit day and custard creams came forth!...what's that all about then!

No if I'd known about it and voted..... "

Yeah, so would I, I bet they would have come first, with 2 extra votes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"morning all chucking it down here

No washing day here

Nor here! Hey Mistress, did you know it is national biscuit day and custard creams came forth!...what's that all about then!

No if I'd known about it and voted.....

Where void bourbons come?

Yeah, so would I, I bet they would have come first, with 2 extra votes! "

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Bourbons were about seventh. The winner was chocolate digestives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bourbons were about seventh. The winner was chocolate digestives "
100 calories a biscuit. ..feck that

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Bourbons were about seventh. The winner was chocolate digestives 100 calories a biscuit. ..feck that "

Bloody Norah What are custard creams?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bourbons were about seventh. The winner was chocolate digestives 100 calories a biscuit. ..feck that

Bloody Norah What are custard creams?"

55

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

Hello you lovely lot. I like custard creams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello you lovely lot. I like custard creams "

Low calorie aswell babs

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Bourbons were about seventh. The winner was chocolate digestives 100 calories a biscuit. ..feck that

Bloody Norah What are custard creams?

55"

That's amazing

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hello you lovely lot. I like custard creams "

Hello Babs! We love custard creams here

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Hello you lovely lot. I like custard creams

Hello Babs! We love custard creams here "

Jaffa Cakes are my favourites I think ... but not to dunk. That reminds me ... I’ve not had a coffee all day

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hello you lovely lot. I like custard creams

Hello Babs! We love custard creams here

Jaffa Cakes are my favourites I think ... but not to dunk. That reminds me ... I’ve not had a coffee all day "

I have instant,you may have to wait for a latte

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Hello you lovely lot. I like custard creams

Hello Babs! We love custard creams here

Jaffa Cakes are my favourites I think ... but not to dunk. That reminds me ... I’ve not had a coffee all day

I have instant,you may have to wait for a latte "

yes please sami

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hello you lovely lot. I like custard creams

Hello Babs! We love custard creams here

Jaffa Cakes are my favourites I think ... but not to dunk. That reminds me ... I’ve not had a coffee all day

I have instant,you may have to wait for a latte yes please sami "

Coming up sweetie

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Hello you lovely lot. I like custard creams

Hello Babs! We love custard creams here

Jaffa Cakes are my favourites I think ... but not to dunk. That reminds me ... I’ve not had a coffee all day

I have instant,you may have to wait for a latte yes please sami

Coming up sweetie "

Yes please, I’ll have an instant ... don’t tell you know who

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Philistines

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hello you lovely lot. I like custard creams

Hello Babs! We love custard creams here

Jaffa Cakes are my favourites I think ... but not to dunk. That reminds me ... I’ve not had a coffee all day

I have instant,you may have to wait for a latte yes please sami

Coming up sweetie

Yes please, I’ll have an instant ... don’t tell you know who "

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Philistines "

Bugger, you made me jump...

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Right I'm off to cook the salad . Having our own new potatoes from our garden to night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right I'm off to cook the salad . Having our own new potatoes from our garden to night "

Feck....what was thrown manure you used

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over a year ago

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


""
creeps up behind mistress with a water pistol

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


""

It's ok, no manure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

It's ok, no manure "

Sea .?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"creeps up behind mistress with a water pistol "

Feck I've just ironed that silky

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Evenin' all.

Everyone behaving?

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"

It's ok, no manure

Sea .?"

Nope...nowhere near the coast...

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evenin' all.

Everyone behaving? "

Evening Iain..I am, not sure about the others!

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Sami.

How was your B.H. Weekend?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sami.

How was your B.H. Weekend? "

I'm still waiting for three sticky toffee cake

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Sami.

How was your B.H. Weekend? "

It was good, thank you, we went to a party Sunday evening and just chilled in the garden for the rest of the weekend. How about yours, Iain?

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Sami.

How was your B.H. Weekend?

I'm still waiting for three sticky toffee cake "

There was a little stickiness going on, but not with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll do next one

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I'll do next one "

xx

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