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By *oisineandAl OP   Couple
over a year ago

limerick

No wonder single men do not get meets. (not singling out all single men)..first read profiles and then construct a sentence, please.

I just got ...... On a couples profile. Maybe we have not been clear enough.

I'm 20, I have huge cock, I wanna meet you.

Or another is Hi.......

(please think with the brain in your head and not the one between ur legs)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for the advice, I will take it on board.

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By *oisineandAl OP   Couple
over a year ago

limerick

Lol, we have been receiving some very strange messages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not at all surprised. There's tons of 'fuck now' ads on porn sites. They find this site with the TripAdvisor styles 'reviews' of how good people are at fucking and they want some of that.

Why would they chat about the weather?

Or maybe they tried nice polite mails and got no reply and now resort to 'I want to fuck you'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've resorted to sending cock pics!

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By *oisineandAl OP   Couple
over a year ago

limerick

I got one who said He would like to be an option. An option to what lol

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By *erdyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

telford


"No wonder single men do not get meets. (not singling out all single men)..first read profiles and then construct a sentence, please.

I just got ...... On a couples profile. Maybe we have not been clear enough.

I'm 20, I have huge cock, I wanna meet you.

Or another is Hi.......

(please think with the brain in your head and not the one between ur legs)"

We have the same issues. We seem to always get

"You are so sexy.......blah blah

I reply with

"G says thanks. I agree, he is sexy. H (female) x"

We don't get a reply after that!

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I got one who said He would like to be an option. An option to what lol "

Block

XX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be fair it isn't just some men that lack creativity in their message content, or showing a lack of consideration in not reading a profile before sending the aforementioned unimaginitive message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No wonder single men do not get meets. (not singling out all single men)..first read profiles and then construct a sentence, please.

I just got ...... On a couples profile. Maybe we have not been clear enough.

I'm 20, I have huge cock, I wanna meet you.

Or another is Hi.......

(please think with the brain in your head and not the one between ur legs)"

Concise and too the point

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By *oisineandAl OP   Couple
over a year ago

limerick

Thank you.

Just got another

"I will fuck her raw". No hello. Or politeness. But I loved my reply. I will flog you raw and then blocked. It was not a youngster. Good grief

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We get sooooo many of these...

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By *oisineandAl OP   Couple
over a year ago

limerick

And I wonder why they don't get meets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We get that kind of message from couples too or maybe supposably a couple

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By *oisineandAl OP   Couple
over a year ago

limerick

Have actually had two people (single) who have been polite and respectful and I have met. So being polite and being able to have a conversation goes along way. Connect with the mind and you might get somewhere. I'm sure they don't speak like that to woman in the real world.

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By *oisineandAl OP   Couple
over a year ago

limerick


"We get that kind of message from couples too or maybe supposably a couple "

Men pretending to be playing as a couple

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By *ddibleMan
over a year ago

Exeter Bristol Salisbury

I got a message from a "single Woman" just saying "want u 2 fuk me"

Yes yes I know it's a man but just wanted to join in with the thread....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your not allowed to share pms are you?

Anyway, I agree yo to a point. Some people don’t.

Them - Hi

Me - Hi

Them - wyu2?, ...or ruok? ...Or ...how’s things? Or...’ suck you off?

Very similar to above isn’t going to get any chat from me, all I do is laugh my ass off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We get that kind of message from couples too or maybe supposably a couple

Men pretending to be playing as a couple "

Pretty much

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By *oisineandAl OP   Couple
over a year ago

limerick

Lol, text speak gets me howling, have yet to have a woman say I wanna fuck ya man.

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

We get plenty of these types of messages from guys.

my favourite one was

"hi you really sexy, would really like to fuck you"

My response is

"Thanks I know but I am not bi and your not sticking it up my arse"

It still took the a further three messages before he worked out it was me (mr) replying to his message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think what generally happens is that a lot of guys are just throwing as much mud against the wall and hoping something will stick. Instead what they should be doing is spending a little more time reading through profiles and once they find compatibility put together a message that makes shows that.

So many rejections and deletions makes the guys on here become lazy in their approach.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A while ago one of my single female friends on here showed me the kind of messages she got daily and I have no idea how she hadn't blocked all of them by now. She has the patience of a saint!

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By *trawberry.loveCouple
over a year ago

Blyth

Our favourite of the week is “can I go on the waiting list for a fuck?”

Like it’s the deli counter at Asda???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Our favourite of the week is “can I go on the waiting list for a fuck?”

Like it’s the deli counter at Asda??? "

How long is the queue at the moment?

I’ve got about 35 mins..

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By *trawberry.loveCouple
over a year ago

Blyth


"Our favourite of the week is “can I go on the waiting list for a fuck?”

Like it’s the deli counter at Asda???

How long is the queue at the moment?

I’ve got about 35 mins.. "

Take a number and when it’s your turn it will come up on the little screen!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Our favourite of the week is “can I go on the waiting list for a fuck?”

Like it’s the deli counter at Asda??? "

We have a funny message winner!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm soooooo with you OP. It's not like me to rant or moan it just recently I am sick to death is single men sending one liners, messages that say 'fuck me now' and done even get me started on cock pics!!! I spied a man in the forums here, so checked out his profile only to be met with about 9 pics, of all his cock at different angles....why....just why?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've always sent good polite messages that relate to them and the profile. The replies are either half arsed or non existent.

And thats why some guys resort to a short message as they do have the time to be spending 5 minutes a message when they may send 20 messages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Our favourite of the week is “can I go on the waiting list for a fuck?”

Like it’s the deli counter at Asda??? "

So funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Our favourite of the week is “can I go on the waiting list for a fuck?”

Like it’s the deli counter at Asda???

So funny "

Oh now I got abuse from a couple I was chatting to because I said I couldn't meet them for a few weeks as I was busy. They got stroppy and said they weren't prepared to wait in a queue....I thought 'seriously?'

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By *r on the EdgeMan
over a year ago

accrington

I usually managed to get replies by being flirty polite and try to connect with there profile, however that usually turns pear shaped and stops all conversation once they see my face pic!

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By *oisineandAl OP   Couple
over a year ago

limerick

One just had an argument with me, awww, but your verification are from single men, so what. Lol connect with a mind, lol thou my husband loves to see me with men, respect what we put on our profiles. Maybe I should put them in a queue. All in row please people. I use to be polite, but now not lol

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By *oisineandAl OP   Couple
over a year ago

limerick


"I usually managed to get replies by being flirty polite and try to connect with there profile, however that usually turns pear shaped and stops all conversation once they see my face pic! "

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By *oisineandAl OP   Couple
over a year ago

limerick


"I usually managed to get replies by being flirty polite and try to connect with there profile, however that usually turns pear shaped and stops all conversation once they see my face pic! "

Nothing to do with faces, as I said before if you can use your tongue lol all the better

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