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"My fanny is dripping like a leaky tap, do you wanna plunge it?"
That doesn't really make sense.
"You don't look like an axe murderer - fancy a drink mate?"
That didn't go down well either.
"Do you wanna plunge my clunge?"
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"Wiggle your arse, flutter the eyelashes, flash a leg and smile." Actions speak louder than words.x | |||
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"Asking for a friend.
"My fanny is dripping like a leaky tap, do you wanna plunge it?"
That doesn't really make sense.
"You don't look like an axe murderer - fancy a drink mate?"
That didn't go down well either.
"Do you wanna plunge my clunge?"
Still waiting for a reply on this one.
Please help!!!"A favourite of ours is to visit a busy pub / club / bar separately , and my wife will often chat a guy up . She usually starts with something like ‘ That’s a nice top ‘ , but will often start with something relevant go the current situation like saying she likes the current music playing , does he ? The above is if the question was a serious one of course . If it’s just a bit of fun , try the ‘ That’s a nice pair if jeans you have on , but I bet they’d look better on my bedroom floor ‘ , it never fails  | |||
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"Do lasses even do any of the work now? Seems like its left to the guy to aproach and carry the convo. " If we find them attractive and charming then yes we do | |||
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"Asking for a friend.
"My fanny is dripping like a leaky tap, do you wanna plunge it?"
That doesn't really make sense.
"You don't look like an axe murderer - fancy a drink mate?"
That didn't go down well either.
"Do you wanna plunge my clunge?"
Still waiting for a reply on this one.
Please help!!!". After meeting a lady from a dating site after a hour she said You don’t look like a axe murderer do you want to come back to mine for a another coffee I said yes and within a hour we were having adult fun. | |||
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"Wiggle your arse, flutter the eyelashes, flash a leg and smile." To be fair that's how I chat up women | |||
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"Do lasses even do any of the work now? Seems like its left to the guy to aproach and carry the convo. " Wrong wrong wrong If a woman likes you she'll let you know but it might not be blunt so if you don't pick up the signals you need to up your game | |||
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"“Your cock, my hole. Now” Works a treat  "I wouldn’t argue! | |||
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"‘Let ya finger me for a double cheeseburger’ " That cannot fail | |||
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"FAF would work "FAF? | |||
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"Do you come here often? "Would you like to come here more often. | |||
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"Do lasses even do any of the work now? Seems like its left to the guy to aproach and carry the convo. If we find them attractive and charming then yes we do" Must be something that died out in your generation then. Mine just fully rely on the guy to do everything. | |||
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"Do lasses even do any of the work now? Seems like its left to the guy to aproach and carry the convo. If we find them attractive and charming then yes we do Must be something that died out in your generation then. Mine just fully rely on the guy to do everything. " My generation? | |||
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"For lasses it's easy though. She doesn't have to do much to get fucked. " Lmao what a crap attitude towards women | |||
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"Plunge my clunge is my favourite!" You could literally say anything to me and I’d be putty in your hands. 
Thanks in advance X | |||
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"Plunge my clunge is my favourite! You could literally say anything to me and I’d be putty in your hands.
Thanks in advance X"Nahhhh. Sincerest apologies X | |||
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"For lasses it's easy though. She doesn't have to do much to get fucked. " Ok its a tongue in cheek thread but i doubt very much if you have ever been chatted up or gone on a proper date.. And your attitude stinks tbh  | |||
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"For lasses it's easy though. She doesn't have to do much to get fucked. Lmao what a crap attitude towards women watch what you say or you will be drinking your next meal through a straw apparently" That's worth lol'ling.... | |||
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"Plunge my clunge is my favourite! You could literally say anything to me and I’d be putty in your hands.
Thanks in advance X
Nahhhh.
Sincerest apologies X"Burn Fondest regards X | |||
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"Either my clunge is crying or you’re a sexy fucker" Thats a winner | |||
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"Plunge my clunge is my favourite! You could literally say anything to me and I’d be putty in your hands.
Thanks in advance X
Nahhhh.
Sincerest apologies X
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"For lasses it's easy though. She doesn't have to do much to get fucked. Lmao what a crap attitude towards women" Its not a crap attitude at all. Its just reality. | |||
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"For lasses it's easy though. She doesn't have to do much to get fucked. Lmao what a crap attitude towards women Its not a crap attitude at all. Its just reality. " Did you even read what the thread was about?  | |||
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"For lasses it's easy though. She doesn't have to do much to get fucked. Ok its a tongue in cheek thread but i doubt very much if you have ever been chatted up or gone on a proper date.. And your attitude stinks tbh "I've met up with lasses and have had alot of girl friends. Don't act like you know me. | |||
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"For lasses it's easy though. She doesn't have to do much to get fucked. Ok its a tongue in cheek thread but i doubt very much if you have ever been chatted up or gone on a proper date.. And your attitude stinks tbh
I've met up with lasses and have had alot of girl friends. Don't act like you know me. "I wouldnt dream of it.. Stop trying to make out you're an expert on the lasses | |||
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"For lasses it's easy though. She doesn't have to do much to get fucked. Lmao what a crap attitude towards women Its not a crap attitude at all. Its just reality. Did you even read what the thread was about? "Yes and it generally doesn't really matter what the lass says if the guy is interested in her. For just sex that is. | |||
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"For lasses it's easy though. She doesn't have to do much to get fucked. Ok its a tongue in cheek thread but i doubt very much if you have ever been chatted up or gone on a proper date.. And your attitude stinks tbh
I've met up with lasses and have had alot of girl friends. Don't act like you know me.
I wouldnt dream of it..
Stop trying to make out you're an expert on the lasses"I don't. I'm just saying what I see. Maybe my generation is different to yours. | |||
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FAF? "Like the lady doesn't know what a FAF is!  | |||
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"Kiss me on the lips and I'll try not to close my legs and smash your glasses" | |||
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"For lasses it's easy though. She doesn't have to do much to get fucked. Ok its a tongue in cheek thread but i doubt very much if you have ever been chatted up or gone on a proper date.. And your attitude stinks tbh
I've met up with lasses and have had alot of girl friends. Don't act like you know me.
I wouldnt dream of it..
Stop trying to make out you're an expert on the lasses
I don't. I'm just saying what I see. Maybe my generation is different to yours. "It’s clearly different to mine | |||
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"Asking for a friend.
"My fanny is dripping like a leaky tap, do you wanna plunge it?"
That doesn't really make sense.
"You don't look like an axe murderer - fancy a drink mate?"
That didn't go down well either.
"Do you wanna plunge my clunge?"
Still waiting for a reply on this one.
Please help!!!
A favourite of ours is to visit a busy pub / club / bar separately , and my wife will often chat a guy up . She usually starts with something like ‘ That’s a nice top ‘ , but will often start with something relevant go the current situation like saying she likes the current music playing , does he ?
The above is if the question was a serious one of course .
If it’s just a bit of fun , try the ‘ That’s a nice pair if jeans you have on , but I bet they’d look better on my bedroom floor ‘ , it never fails "Partly serious and partly for fun.
Your wife would have no problem pulling a man. | |||
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"For lasses it's easy though. She doesn't have to do much to get fucked. Ok its a tongue in cheek thread but i doubt very much if you have ever been chatted up or gone on a proper date.. And your attitude stinks tbh
I've met up with lasses and have had alot of girl friends. Don't act like you know me.
I wouldnt dream of it..
Stop trying to make out you're an expert on the lasses
I don't. I'm just saying what I see. Maybe my generation is different to yours. "Nothing to do with generations, it's your general attitude towards women and FAB in as you've displayed in many threads. It's also very much an attitude that reflects your general immaturity. | |||
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"For lasses it's easy though. She doesn't have to do much to get fucked. " You're right. Even I get offers of a fuck. | |||
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"For lasses it's easy though. She doesn't have to do much to get fucked. Ok its a tongue in cheek thread but i doubt very much if you have ever been chatted up or gone on a proper date.. And your attitude stinks tbh
I've met up with lasses and have had alot of girl friends. Don't act like you know me.
I wouldnt dream of it..
Stop trying to make out you're an expert on the lasses
I don't. I'm just saying what I see. Maybe my generation is different to yours. "So i see.. My generation is based on respect and manners Something your generation would do well to take on board | |||
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"For lasses it's easy though. She doesn't have to do much to get fucked. Ok its a tongue in cheek thread but i doubt very much if you have ever been chatted up or gone on a proper date.. And your attitude stinks tbh
I've met up with lasses and have had alot of girl friends. Don't act like you know me.
I wouldnt dream of it..
Stop trying to make out you're an expert on the lasses
I don't. I'm just saying what I see. Maybe my generation is different to yours.
Nothing to do with generations, it's your general attitude towards women and FAB in as you've displayed in many threads. It's also very much an attitude that reflects your general immaturity."Comments on my age again. This is really taking the piss. Anytime I message I just get, you don't understand you're too young or aomeshit like that. | |||
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"For lasses it's easy though. She doesn't have to do much to get fucked. Ok its a tongue in cheek thread but i doubt very much if you have ever been chatted up or gone on a proper date.. And your attitude stinks tbh
I've met up with lasses and have had alot of girl friends. Don't act like you know me.
I wouldnt dream of it..
Stop trying to make out you're an expert on the lasses
I don't. I'm just saying what I see. Maybe my generation is different to yours.
So i see..
My generation is based on respect and manners
Something your generation would do well to take on board "Whats that supposed to mean? Not my fault the alot of lases are superficial and lazy. | |||
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"A cheeky technique that worked, for me, more often than it failed was this... Approach a woman with nice breasts. Chat for a little while then make her a bet that you can make her chest wobble without touching it. If she agrees tell her you'll buy her a drink of her choice should you fail. Stand in front of her with your hands poised to grab her breasts and start trying to make her breasts move as if by magic. After about 20 seconds simply grab and shake them and say, "Ah well, it was worth a drink!!"
NB* Must choose a person with a sense of humour or the outraged masses will hang drawer and quarter you in here. "Would that work the same if I said I can make his cock move? | |||
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"A cheeky technique that worked, for me, more often than it failed was this... Approach a woman with nice breasts. Chat for a little while then make her a bet that you can make her chest wobble without touching it. If she agrees tell her you'll buy her a drink of her choice should you fail. Stand in front of her with your hands poised to grab her breasts and start trying to make her breasts move as if by magic. After about 20 seconds simply grab and shake them and say, "Ah well, it was worth a drink!!"
NB* Must choose a person with a sense of humour or the outraged masses will hang drawer and quarter you in here.
Would that work the same if I said I can make his cock move? "I bet you already do. | |||
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"A cheeky technique that worked, for me, more often than it failed was this... Approach a woman with nice breasts. Chat for a little while then make her a bet that you can make her chest wobble without touching it. If she agrees tell her you'll buy her a drink of her choice should you fail. Stand in front of her with your hands poised to grab her breasts and start trying to make her breasts move as if by magic. After about 20 seconds simply grab and shake them and say, "Ah well, it was worth a drink!!"
NB* Must choose a person with a sense of humour or the outraged masses will hang drawer and quarter you in here.
Would that work the same if I said I can make his cock move? "Probably. It's about being cheeky, not sleezy. | |||
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"A cheeky technique that worked, for me, more often than it failed was this... Approach a woman with nice breasts. Chat for a little while then make her a bet that you can make her chest wobble without touching it. If she agrees tell her you'll buy her a drink of her choice should you fail. Stand in front of her with your hands poised to grab her breasts and start trying to make her breasts move as if by magic. After about 20 seconds simply grab and shake them and say, "Ah well, it was worth a drink!!"
NB* Must choose a person with a sense of humour or the outraged masses will hang drawer and quarter you in here.
Would that work the same if I said I can make his cock move?
I bet you already do. "I make their cocks shrivel. They don't see it as a chat up line. | |||
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"A cheeky technique that worked, for me, more often than it failed was this... Approach a woman with nice breasts. Chat for a little while then make her a bet that you can make her chest wobble without touching it. If she agrees tell her you'll buy her a drink of her choice should you fail. Stand in front of her with your hands poised to grab her breasts and start trying to make her breasts move as if by magic. After about 20 seconds simply grab and shake them and say, "Ah well, it was worth a drink!!"
NB* Must choose a person with a sense of humour or the outraged masses will hang drawer and quarter you in here.
Would that work the same if I said I can make his cock move?
I bet you already do.
I make their cocks shrivel. They don't see it as a chat up line. "You can't be that bad. | |||
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"For lasses it's easy though. She doesn't have to do much to get fucked. Ok its a tongue in cheek thread but i doubt very much if you have ever been chatted up or gone on a proper date.. And your attitude stinks tbh
I've met up with lasses and have had alot of girl friends. Don't act like you know me.
I wouldnt dream of it..
Stop trying to make out you're an expert on the lasses
I don't. I'm just saying what I see. Maybe my generation is different to yours.
Nothing to do with generations, it's your general attitude towards women and FAB in as you've displayed in many threads. It's also very much an attitude that reflects your general immaturity.
Comments on my age again. This is really taking the piss. Anytime I message I just get, you don't understand you're too young or aomeshit like that. "You have three times on this thread mentioned other people's generation it's you who has an issue with people's age | |||
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"For lasses it's easy though. She doesn't have to do much to get fucked. Ok its a tongue in cheek thread but i doubt very much if you have ever been chatted up or gone on a proper date.. And your attitude stinks tbh
I've met up with lasses and have had alot of girl friends. Don't act like you know me.
I wouldnt dream of it..
Stop trying to make out you're an expert on the lasses
I don't. I'm just saying what I see. Maybe my generation is different to yours.
Nothing to do with generations, it's your general attitude towards women and FAB in as you've displayed in many threads. It's also very much an attitude that reflects your general immaturity.
Comments on my age again. This is really taking the piss. Anytime I message I just get, you don't understand you're too young or aomeshit like that.
You have three times on this thread mentioned other people's generation it's you who has an issue with people's age"Not at all. Was just noticing how our generations are different. | |||
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"For lasses it's easy though. She doesn't have to do much to get fucked. Ok its a tongue in cheek thread but i doubt very much if you have ever been chatted up or gone on a proper date.. And your attitude stinks tbh
I've met up with lasses and have had alot of girl friends. Don't act like you know me.
I wouldnt dream of it..
Stop trying to make out you're an expert on the lasses
I don't. I'm just saying what I see. Maybe my generation is different to yours.
Nothing to do with generations, it's your general attitude towards women and FAB in as you've displayed in many threads. It's also very much an attitude that reflects your general immaturity.
Comments on my age again. This is really taking the piss. Anytime I message I just get, you don't understand you're too young or aomeshit like that.
You have three times on this thread mentioned other people's generation it's you who has an issue with people's age
Not at all. Was just noticing how our generations are different. "I just want to say I'm from different genetation than this guy despite being the same age. | |||
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"For lasses it's easy though. She doesn't have to do much to get fucked. Ok its a tongue in cheek thread but i doubt very much if you have ever been chatted up or gone on a proper date.. And your attitude stinks tbh
I've met up with lasses and have had alot of girl friends. Don't act like you know me.
I wouldnt dream of it..
Stop trying to make out you're an expert on the lasses
I don't. I'm just saying what I see. Maybe my generation is different to yours.
Nothing to do with generations, it's your general attitude towards women and FAB in as you've displayed in many threads. It's also very much an attitude that reflects your general immaturity.
Comments on my age again. This is really taking the piss. Anytime I message I just get, you don't understand you're too young or aomeshit like that.
You have three times on this thread mentioned other people's generation it's you who has an issue with people's age
Not at all. Was just noticing how our generations are different.
I just want to say I'm from different genetation than this guy despite being the same age."2 years difference | |||
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"For lasses it's easy though. She doesn't have to do much to get fucked. Ok its a tongue in cheek thread but i doubt very much if you have ever been chatted up or gone on a proper date.. And your attitude stinks tbh
I've met up with lasses and have had alot of girl friends. Don't act like you know me.
I wouldnt dream of it..
Stop trying to make out you're an expert on the lasses
I don't. I'm just saying what I see. Maybe my generation is different to yours.
Nothing to do with generations, it's your general attitude towards women and FAB in as you've displayed in many threads. It's also very much an attitude that reflects your general immaturity.
Comments on my age again. This is really taking the piss. Anytime I message I just get, you don't understand you're too young or aomeshit like that.
You have three times on this thread mentioned other people's generation it's you who has an issue with people's age
Not at all. Was just noticing how our generations are different.
I just want to say I'm from different genetation than this guy despite being the same age.
2 years difference "Ah ok so you are going to turn into a mature gentleman in 2 years? That's good you will have more success in every walk of life, not just with the lasses | |||
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"For lasses it's easy though. She doesn't have to do much to get fucked. Ok its a tongue in cheek thread but i doubt very much if you have ever been chatted up or gone on a proper date.. And your attitude stinks tbh
I've met up with lasses and have had alot of girl friends. Don't act like you know me.
I wouldnt dream of it..
Stop trying to make out you're an expert on the lasses
I don't. I'm just saying what I see. Maybe my generation is different to yours.
So i see..
My generation is based on respect and manners
Something your generation would do well to take on board
Whats that supposed to mean?
Not my fault the alot of lases are superficial and lazy. "You could start an argument in a phone box. | |||
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Yes please x"And cake! | |||
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"Popcorn anyone
Yes please x
And cake!"Mmmmmm we can share x | |||
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"And it always starts with a hello" You had me at hello...  | |||
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"Just turn up naked and carrying beer. Easy peas. " And a pie? | |||
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"Just turn up naked and carrying beer. Easy peas. And a pie?" Not meat though..... Apple pie and custard works for me. | |||
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"...I said yes and within a hour we were having adult fun." Smoking cigarettes and voting? | |||
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"And then you wink and lick your eyebrow." Heh. Dynamite. | |||
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"You go over to them and say “hello handsome, do you happen to have a Trebor mint that i can suck?” They say no. Then you say “Can i suck on your cock then?” And then you wink and lick your eyebrow. "You'd just have to smile! | |||
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