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Funny things kids say

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've just said to my 11 yr old daughter that since the town is so busy and I won't be able to get parked, would she mind running to the cobblers for me, and picking up a shoe for me.

She replied with "ok, so I have to go to the Gobblers".....so funny, (me and my filthy mind)

What funny things do your kids say?

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Ask them to say "christmas elf" and it comes out as "pissed myself"

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By *andys manMan
over a year ago

colchester

Anyone remember the "wobbly sausage" video that was going around??? That tickled me for a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember my son, when he was about 7, telling someone i was a secret swinger

We live by a park and i often wait til all the kids have gone home and go play on the swings myself

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By *ingle Dad SeekingMan
over a year ago

Northern England

Mine came up with some absolute humdingers; the most memorable was:

"Mummy said the shop is next to the Whores Bed" - I think she meant the Boars Head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walking down the high street and 4 year old says in her most loudest excited voice look mummy a cock shop

Follwed by me shouting oh yes a clock shop!

Miss s x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My then very small daughter on new year's day wishing everyone happy new ears!

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By *iffaWoman
over a year ago

wherever

When my hair was blue a small little girl maybe 4 came over to me in a coffee shop and whispered, is Ariel your friend? Her Mum was mortified the kid thought I was a mermaid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When my hair was blue a small little girl maybe 4 came over to me in a coffee shop and whispered, is Ariel your friend? Her Mum was mortified the kid thought I was a mermaid "

Awe thats so cute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My son still asks for "raspberry nipple" ice cream!

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By *wesomepearWoman
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

When my son was young he had a problem saying his F’s they came out as S’s....... he was also obsessed with flags !!!!

Hence lots of embarrassing times of

“mummy look at all them slags” and

“mummy I love slags”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We bought my son a fish tank and set it all up, come the day it was ready we went and got his fish put them in. My daughter then got all concerned as to where the beds were as they had nowhere to sleep x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Awww some great stories here, kids are great as they say things so innocently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Tena lady advert came on TV for towels for bladder accidents, my son who was about 8 at the time, shouted at the top of his voice. " mummy uses them" he then ran into the bathroom came out with my sanitary towels, waving them about still shouting mummy wears them xxx

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By *hyguyready4funMan
over a year ago

milton keynes


"A Tena lady advert came on TV for towels for bladder accidents, my son who was about 8 at the time, shouted at the top of his voice. " mummy uses them" he then ran into the bathroom came out with my sanitary towels, waving them about still shouting mummy wears them xxx"

Some great stories here but sorry miss, I laugh out loud at yours. Love the innocence of children unknowingly embarrassing their parents. I remember taking my young daughter swimming where afters we got changed in the cubicles. She then asked me about willies so I told her that all boys have willies and she seemed satisfied with the answer. Phew, panicked over. But the embarrassing moment came afters when we visited the play park afters where upon talking to the other parents that were already there she out of the blue said “ I went swimming with my daddy today and he has a big willy”, leading to a very awkward silence by all. I don’t have a big willy by the way lol

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

When my daughter was about 6 we were out in a pub restaurant for a big family meal. My daughter couldn’t finish her meal and sneaked off to the toilet. When she came back she asked about pudding where the standard parental reply was given about if you didn’t finish your dinner then you’re not having pudding to which she replied loudly, but I’m alright now because I’ve just had a massive poo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My son is nearly 3. Hes going through a phase of repeating everything i say

Yesterday i said to myself while driving 'get off the fucking road'

While driving round a cyclist

So for the rest of the day all i heard was 'the fucking road'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When my son was young he had a problem saying his F’s they came out as S’s....... he was also obsessed with flags !!!!

Hence lots of embarrassing times of

“mummy look at all them slags” and

“mummy I love slags”

"

My son was exactly the same with his S and F's, we were in the shopping mall food hall, and loudly asked why that woman was "sucking her thumb.

Ginger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My son said to a Vegan,animal loving friend..’ my dads got a gun’

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Out walking "oh look dad it's a durex dog" sure he meant to say "dulux "

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

My daughter asked me what a wanker was when she was about 5. I was gobsmacked and asked her where she had heard that word. She said, “that’s what you called that man who went through the red light yesterday”

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

I asked my youngest what he wants to be when he grows up. He said "a policeman, a fireman or a crocodile". Gotta aim high kiddo

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

I had my nephew in the back of the car and someone cut me up - "you fucking halfwit" I shouted forgetting myself. Then I heard a little voice in the back say "you shouldn't call people halfwits you know". No mention of the word fucking - phew!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A Tena lady advert came on TV for towels for bladder accidents, my son who was about 8 at the time, shouted at the top of his voice. " mummy uses them" he then ran into the bathroom came out with my sanitary towels, waving them about still shouting mummy wears them xxx

Some great stories here but sorry miss, I laugh out loud at yours. Love the innocence of children unknowingly embarrassing their parents. I remember taking my young daughter swimming where afters we got changed in the cubicles. She then asked me about willies so I told her that all boys have willies and she seemed satisfied with the answer. Phew, panicked over. But the embarrassing moment came afters when we visited the play park afters where upon talking to the other parents that were already there she out of the blue said “ I went swimming with my daddy today and he has a big willy”, leading to a very awkward silence by all. I don’t have a big willy by the way lol"

Oh that whole story is hilarious

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By *imAndHerKentCouple
over a year ago

Folkestone

When our son was about four we called upstairs and asked him if he was playing a game with his sister. His reply was "No, I'm playing with myself."

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