FabSwingers.com forum: Light relief!!!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've spent the last hour reading lots of angry/nasty/defensive etc threads and think we need a "light relief" thread to balance it so if you want to be silly/daft/flirty .. whatever ... Please feel free to use this thread

I'm tired of seeing the hate manifesting on here so just popping in with something to hopefully bring a smile or two, and please .... No nastiness in here, keep that to the threads that are surrounded by it.

*Runs around throwing petals, glitter and love*

Ok so that last sentence is a bit OTT for me but hey, it's Saturday, a bank holiday weekend and we need light relief not stress .... Enjoy yourselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not even reading them. I don’t do anger hate stress etc. Especially on a 3 day weekend

Have a good one Coquette!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My light relief..and a happy moment... waking up eatly, kids still in bed and watching my beautiful wife sleeping.. god, I could eat her..in fact I just might tonight..she would kill me if I woke her up..

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By *witch4Fun24Couple
over a year ago

Leicester

I got a card from my 5 year old niece yesterday that she drew and wrote in herself. All covered in foam dinosaur stickers and wiggly eyes. She is so cute :D

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m not even reading them. I don’t do anger hate stress etc. Especially on a 3 day weekend

Have a good one Coquette! "

Mine's 4 days!

Thanks and you too

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By *andys manMan
over a year ago

colchester

I never take this place seriously, if you have ever read anything ive said its usually very light harted or a jokey reply. No point stressing about the small irrelevant stuff

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My light relief..and a happy moment... waking up eatly, kids still in bed and watching my beautiful wife sleeping.. god, I could eat her..in fact I just might tonight..she would kill me if I woke her up..

You sound like a lucky man (apart from the threat of murder

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I got a card from my 5 year old niece yesterday that she drew and wrote in herself. All covered in foam dinosaur stickers and wiggly eyes. She is so cute :D"

My niece used to do things like that ... She's 13 now but still has lots of cute moments (though she might not appreciate me saying that!!!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I never take this place seriously, if you have ever read anything ive said its usually very light harted or a jokey reply. No point stressing about the small irrelevant stuff "

I don't which is why I started this thread ... Light hearted and silly works for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glitter!

As you really Knitter?

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Light relief complete.

Fitted a new bulb in the bedroom light

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Glitter!

As you really Knitter?"

Haven't knitted since I was about 7

Don't like glitter either really ..it makes SUCH a mess

I love laughing though ... Gets me into "trouble" sometimes, but never where it's heavy or worrysome...

As the old song says ... Don't worry, be happy"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t just stay here and be a bit silly, I do my best to spread it around in every thread.

Op, it’s a great idea, and a good observation you’ve got.

And if your throwing glitter around, you know I’m not cleaning that sh*t up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Light relief complete.

Fitted a new bulb in the bedroom light

Go Tee!!! Very good for 8 o'clock on a Saturday morning...fancy popping round and sorting me out (I mean my lightbulbs of course

)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can’t just stay here and be a bit silly, I do my best to spread it around in every thread.

Op, it’s a great idea, and a good observation you’ve got.

And if your throwing glitter around, you know I’m not cleaning that sh*t up

Damn, good job my vacuum cleaner sucks well

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

"Light relief complete.

Fitted a new bulb in the bedroom light

Go Tee!!! Very good for 8 o'clock on a Saturday morning...fancy popping round and sorting me out (I mean my lightbulbs of course

Always happy to give bulbs a good screwing. Unless it's a bayonet fitting obviously when it would be a firm push followed by a slight twist

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Light relief complete.

Fitted a new bulb in the bedroom light

Go Tee!!! Very good for 8 o'clock on a Saturday morning...fancy popping round and sorting me out (I mean my lightbulbs of course

)

Always happy to give bulbs a good screwing. Unless it's a bayonet fitting obviously when it would be a firm push followed by a slight twist

Get yourself over here NOW

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely up for the happy, saw and ignored the stress posts, they just ooze anger!!

I'll pop me tutu on and get sprinkling glitter and get my face painted up like a baby elephant, eat cornflakes from a box and sing Disney songs. There's my crazy happy place right there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay tbag creme eggs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Definitely up for the happy, saw and ignored the stress posts, they just ooze anger!!

I'll pop me tutu on and get sprinkling glitter and get my face painted up like a baby elephant, eat cornflakes from a box and sing Disney songs. There's my crazy happy place right there

Sounds fab, can we all join in??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay tbag creme eggs

Not too many at this hour, you will spoil your breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can’t just stay here and be a bit silly, I do my best to spread it around in every thread.

Op, it’s a great idea, and a good observation you’ve got.

And if your throwing glitter around, you know I’m not cleaning that sh*t up

Damn, good job my vacuum cleaner sucks well

If it’s spilt on a rug, it’s better to hold it up in the air with your hand and whack it with a stick.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can’t just stay here and be a bit silly, I do my best to spread it around in every thread.

Op, it’s a great idea, and a good observation you’ve got.

And if your throwing glitter around, you know I’m not cleaning that sh*t up

Damn, good job my vacuum cleaner sucks well

If it’s spilt on a rug, it’s better to hold it up in the air with your hand and whack it with a stick. "

That's a bit harsh ... Oh, you're still talking about glitter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooo i love abit of glitter

Im one of these annoying people that sends glitter cards

as soon as the cards are opened glitter goes everywhere.

My family get very nervous opening birthday cards from me.

Miss s x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooo i love abit of glitter

Im one of these annoying people that sends glitter cards

as soon as the cards are opened glitter goes everywhere.

My family get very nervous opening birthday cards from me.

Miss s x"

You can throw some around in here then ... But you have to clean it up later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glitter is banned in this house! After an entire tub was emptied in the living room- it was all over the floor, the animals, the child, the kitchen!! Bloody stuff!

And I had just vacuumed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can’t just stay here and be a bit silly, I do my best to spread it around in every thread.

Op, it’s a great idea, and a good observation you’ve got.

And if your throwing glitter around, you know I’m not cleaning that sh*t up

Damn, good job my vacuum cleaner sucks well

If it’s spilt on a rug, it’s better to hold it up in the air with your hand and whack it with a stick.

That's a bit harsh ... Oh, you're still talking about glitter

Oh yes, two practice ways of doing something then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Glitter is banned in this house! After an entire tub was emptied in the living room- it was all over the floor, the animals, the child, the kitchen!! Bloody stuff!

And I had just vacuumed!"

Throw some petals around instead then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can’t just stay here and be a bit silly, I do my best to spread it around in every thread.

Op, it’s a great idea, and a good observation you’ve got.

And if your throwing glitter around, you know I’m not cleaning that sh*t up

Damn, good job my vacuum cleaner sucks well

If it’s spilt on a rug, it’s better to hold it up in the air with your hand and whack it with a stick.

That's a bit harsh ... Oh, you're still talking about glitter

Oh yes, two practice ways of doing something then

Hee hee, you're naughty ... I like that

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Can we have rose petals and confetti too?

If so, I'm in!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can we have rose petals and confetti too?

If so, I'm in!"

Anything you like in here so long as it's pleasant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Glitter is banned in this house! After an entire tub was emptied in the living room- it was all over the floor, the animals, the child, the kitchen!! Bloody stuff!

And I had just vacuumed!

Throw some petals around instead then?

Nope!

But I might buy flowers!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

It all gets a bit daft on here at times doesn’t it?

What are you doing with your Bank Holiday weekend OP?

It’s a beautiful day out there. I plan to relax, read a book and eat chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay tbag creme eggs

Not too many at this hour, you will spoil your breakfast

You dont want to know who i want for breakfast

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Glitter is banned in this house! After an entire tub was emptied in the living room- it was all over the floor, the animals, the child, the kitchen!! Bloody stuff!

And I had just vacuumed!

Throw some petals around instead then?

Nope!

But I might buy flowers!

Sounds good

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It all gets a bit daft on here at times doesn’t it?

What are you doing with your Bank Holiday weekend OP?

It’s a beautiful day out there. I plan to relax, read a book and eat chocolate

Sounds ideal

I'm chilling mostly with family and perhaps some wine

(and looking forward to a meet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay tbag creme eggs

Not too many at this hour, you will spoil your breakfast

You dont want to know who i want for breakfast

She might though ... Do it, do it!!

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

You tube the greatest Showman. This is me.

That video will get you going.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Aww that's nice. Not the killing bit.

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

"Light relief complete.

Fitted a new bulb in the bedroom light

Go Tee!!! Very good for 8 o'clock on a Saturday morning...fancy popping round and sorting me out (I mean my lightbulbs of course

)

Always happy to give bulbs a good screwing. Unless it's a bayonet fitting obviously when it would be a firm push followed by a slight twist

Get yourself over here NOW

But screw or bayonet?

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

I'm drinking tea eating toasted hot cross bun loaf whilst sitting in the garden - it's the simple pleasures really

x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Four day weekend for me, whoo-hoo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It all gets a bit daft on here at times doesn’t it?

What are you doing with your Bank Holiday weekend OP?

It’s a beautiful day out there. I plan to relax, read a book and eat chocolate

It is a nice day out I got told it was meant to be a wash out bank holiday. so that's awesome it's nice out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm feeling the love op

not just the self loving kind either

Wish I could get you all in a big naked cuddle which turns into a tickle fight...

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm feeling the love op

not just the self loving kind either

Wish I could get you all in a big naked cuddle which turns into a tickle fight...

Peach x"

I was nodding off till i read that

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

My missus loves it on the rare occasions I start giving an oral treat a she sleeps.

Of course I wouldn't dare push my luck by doing it often, but once in a blue moon works.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm feeling the love op

not just the self loving kind either

Wish I could get you all in a big naked cuddle which turns into a tickle fight...

Peach x

I was nodding off till i read that

Fancy a tickle?

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm feeling the love op

not just the self loving kind either

Wish I could get you all in a big naked cuddle which turns into a tickle fight...

Peach x

I was nodding off till i read that

Fancy a tickle?

Peach x"

Nothing like a tickle and a giggle in a morning

so yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Definitely up for the happy, saw and ignored the stress posts, they just ooze anger!!

I'll pop me tutu on and get sprinkling glitter and get my face painted up like a baby elephant, eat cornflakes from a box and sing Disney songs. There's my crazy happy place right there

Sounds fab, can we all join in??

Of course !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's pink and fluffy xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My daughter sent me a really nice text saying she knows she can be a pain and we don't see eye to eye all the time but she loves me and I'm an awesome dad. I still have dust in my eyes making them water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My daughter sent me a really nice text saying she knows she can be a pain and we don't see eye to eye all the time but she loves me and I'm an awesome dad. I still have dust in my eyes making them water

Aww that's so sweet x

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

If she's anything like my daughter her next text will be asking for money

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

The banter has been great in my inbox recently. Really brightened up my week and just shows that one single comment can lead to several days of banter that brings a smile to my face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanders in reads happy thread..

Puts mug of tea on window ledge walks on sunshine smiles...

And sits in quiet corner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wanders in reads happy thread..

Puts mug of tea on window ledge walks on sunshine smiles...

And sits in quiet corner"

Passes you a biscuit xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woken up feeling jolly. Can i add twinkly fairy lights to the mix.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Woken up feeling jolly. Can i add twinkly fairy lights to the mix.

Is jolly another one of the newly named dwarfs

I like twinkly. Stick around a while we can watch the stars on an empty beach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wanders in reads happy thread..

Puts mug of tea on window ledge walks on sunshine smiles...

And sits in quiet corner

Passes you a biscuit xx"

Thank you. Want some fresh coffee with that.

There's a couple of hammocks outside the man cave free today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Woken up feeling jolly. Can i add twinkly fairy lights to the mix.

Is jolly another one of the newly named dwarfs

I like twinkly. Stick around a while we can watch the stars on an empty beach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wanders in reads happy thread..

Puts mug of tea on window ledge walks on sunshine smiles...

And sits in quiet corner

Passes you a biscuit xx

Thank you. Want some fresh coffee with that.

There's a couple of hammocks outside the man cave free today "

Can I have a mint latte instead please xx

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Light relief complete.

Fitted a new bulb in the bedroom light

Go Tee!!! Very good for 8 o'clock on a Saturday morning...fancy popping round and sorting me out (I mean my lightbulbs of course

)

Always happy to give bulbs a good screwing. Unless it's a bayonet fitting obviously when it would be a firm push followed by a slight twist

Get yourself over here NOW

But screw or bayonet?

Both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wanders in reads happy thread..

Puts mug of tea on window ledge walks on sunshine smiles...

And sits in quiet corner

Passes you a biscuit xx

Thank you. Want some fresh coffee with that.

There's a couple of hammocks outside the man cave free today

Can I have a mint latte instead please xx"

Today you can have whatever you want.

I'll start the barbie and get the cake out of the oven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wanders in reads happy thread..

Puts mug of tea on window ledge walks on sunshine smiles...

And sits in quiet corner

Passes you a biscuit xx

Thank you. Want some fresh coffee with that.

There's a couple of hammocks outside the man cave free today

Can I have a mint latte instead please xx

Today you can have whatever you want.

I'll start the barbie and get the cake out of the oven

Whatever I want hhhhmm really xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If she's anything like my daughter her next text will be asking for money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If she's anything like my daughter her next text will be asking for money

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By (user no longer on site)
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If she's anything like my daughter her next text will be asking for money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If things don’t change they’ll stay the same

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If things don’t change they’ll stay the same

All is happy on this thread

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