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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Hey Fabsters

Tell me about your first world problems...

Sharing is caring after all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Exam stress.. that's all xx

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Exam stress.. that's all xx"

What are you examinizing? Good luck chuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Exam stress.. that's all xx

What are you examinizing? Good luck chuck"

End of year university stuff... and not going well xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Camping with scouts this weekend and no electric not looking forward to this

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Camping with scouts this weekend and no electric not looking forward to this "

Ooher head torch pound shop.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

My daughter. Shes Hormonal stressed with exams turned 16 yesterday and suddenly thinks she's all grown up. Oh and I'm struggling like fuck to no knock her boyfriend right out. Apart from that it's all cool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm struggling to decide between aviators or commanders for my new summer glasses. God damn decisions!

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"My daughter. Shes Hormonal stressed with exams turned 16 yesterday and suddenly thinks she's all grown up. Oh and I'm struggling like fuck to no knock her boyfriend right out. Apart from that it's all cool."

And breathe x

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I'm struggling to decide between aviators or commanders for my new summer glasses. God damn decisions! "

Buy both. Bound to lose a pair. Or sit on them...

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"My daughter. Shes Hormonal stressed with exams turned 16 yesterday and suddenly thinks she's all grown up. Oh and I'm struggling like fuck to no knock her boyfriend right out. Apart from that it's all cool.

And breathe x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Camping with scouts this weekend and no electric not looking forward to this

Ooher head torch pound shop."

Thanks for reminding me only thing I hadn’t packed

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"My daughter. Shes Hormonal stressed with exams turned 16 yesterday and suddenly thinks she's all grown up. Oh and I'm struggling like fuck to no knock her boyfriend right out. Apart from that it's all cool."

That sounds like my 16 year old daughter apart from the fact she's thought she was grown up from the age of 10!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no 4g signal and wifi here isn't very good

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"My daughter. Shes Hormonal stressed with exams turned 16 yesterday and suddenly thinks she's all grown up. Oh and I'm struggling like fuck to no knock her boyfriend right out. Apart from that it's all cool.

That sounds like my 16 year old daughter apart from the fact she's thought she was grown up from the age of 10!"

Same here.Mine is 9 going on 29 or so she thinks.

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I have no 4g signal and wifi here isn't very good "

Now that is serious! You are in my prayers

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"My daughter. Shes Hormonal stressed with exams turned 16 yesterday and suddenly thinks she's all grown up. Oh and I'm struggling like fuck to no knock her boyfriend right out. Apart from that it's all cool.

That sounds like my 16 year old daughter apart from the fact she's thought she was grown up from the age of 10!"

She swore at me for the 1st time yesterday. Me falling about the floor laughing really didn't help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My daughter. Shes Hormonal stressed with exams turned 16 yesterday and suddenly thinks she's all grown up. Oh and I'm struggling like fuck to no knock her boyfriend right out. Apart from that it's all cool."

So glad mine are boys

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By *arpePinguisWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

I'm going to an event tonight where my regular 36 year old playmate will be meeting my 18 year old new, short-term playmate. Tricky! So I'd like to look as presentable as possible BUT its Towel Day so will heave beach towel draped round my neck

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"My daughter. Shes Hormonal stressed with exams turned 16 yesterday and suddenly thinks she's all grown up. Oh and I'm struggling like fuck to no knock her boyfriend right out. Apart from that it's all cool.

So glad mine are boys

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Untill now she's been so much easyer than my son. To be fair he more protective of her than me. Her boyfriend shits himself every time he see him. But then he is a big fucker

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I'm going to an event tonight where my regular 36 year old playmate will be meeting my 18 year old new, short-term playmate. Tricky! So I'd like to look as presentable as possible BUT its Towel Day so will heave beach towel draped round my neck"

You got it all going on, and on Towel Day too? I salute you.

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By *arpePinguisWoman
over a year ago

Norwich


"I'm going to an event tonight where my regular 36 year old playmate will be meeting my 18 year old new, short-term playmate. Tricky! So I'd like to look as presentable as possible BUT its Towel Day so will heave beach towel draped round my neck

You got it all going on, and on Towel Day too? I salute you."

Okay, your perspective on this has cheered me up! Here's to a fun evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My daughter. Shes Hormonal stressed with exams turned 16 yesterday and suddenly thinks she's all grown up. Oh and I'm struggling like fuck to no knock her boyfriend right out. Apart from that it's all cool.

That sounds like my 16 year old daughter apart from the fact she's thought she was grown up from the age of 10!"

I have one of those, who is but 12

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The price of Polos, I couldn't believe it. I didn't buy them.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"My daughter. Shes Hormonal stressed with exams turned 16 yesterday and suddenly thinks she's all grown up. Oh and I'm struggling like fuck to no knock her boyfriend right out. Apart from that it's all cool.

That sounds like my 16 year old daughter apart from the fact she's thought she was grown up from the age of 10!

She swore at me for the 1st time yesterday. Me falling about the floor laughing really didn't help "

It's the best way to deal with it though. I remember the first time mine did,it wasn't said in anger at me,she thought she was being brave and rebellious just by saying it and looked at me with a slightly worried cheeky look on her face. We just laughed.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"My daughter. Shes Hormonal stressed with exams turned 16 yesterday and suddenly thinks she's all grown up. Oh and I'm struggling like fuck to no knock her boyfriend right out. Apart from that it's all cool.

That sounds like my 16 year old daughter apart from the fact she's thought she was grown up from the age of 10!

She swore at me for the 1st time yesterday. Me falling about the floor laughing really didn't help

It's the best way to deal with it though. I remember the first time mine did,it wasn't said in anger at me,she thought she was being brave and rebellious just by saying it and looked at me with a slightly worried cheeky look on her face. We just laughed. "

That was pretty much it. She was pissed at her mum not me. I just took the piss and could see the steam rising. Funny as fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Tell me about your first world problems...

"

Not worked since chrimbo and signed on a couple weeks ago. Spoke to a few mates and they said they haven't had anything either. Carillon going bust has screwed everything up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had to buy bulgur wheat to go with my chilli prawns, because there was no Quinoa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The price of Polos, I couldn't believe it. I didn't buy them."

Chew wild mint leaves instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Children are fighting over who has the biggest bowl of cous cous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Children are fighting over who has the biggest bowl of cous cous."

My 9 year old refused her toast this morning as i cut it into squares and she wanted triangles apparently it tastes different

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chest infection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a (TINY) pay rise. But because it puts me into the next pension payments bracket it’s actually a pay cut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Children are fighting over who has the biggest bowl of cous cous.

My 9 year old refused her toast this morning as i cut it into squares and she wanted triangles apparently it tastes different

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I did triangle sandwiches and embarrassed my 12 yo at school

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is no breakfast menu in this hotel so I’ve no idea what we are having in the morning

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By *edgehogMan
over a year ago

Swansea

Unpredictable pooing.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Children are fighting over who has the biggest bowl of cous cous.

My 9 year old refused her toast this morning as i cut it into squares and she wanted triangles apparently it tastes different

I did triangle sandwiches and embarrassed my 12 yo at school "

It's every mum's duty to embarrass their children,I try and do it as often as possible. It's payback for tippy tantrums.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just run out of chocolate...

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"The price of Polos, I couldn't believe it. I didn't buy them."

It's the hole, you are paying for the craftsmanship.

It's a dying art.

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Chicken wings with too many bones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The price of Polos, I couldn't believe it. I didn't buy them.

It's the hole, you are paying for the craftsmanship.

It's a dying art."

Haha. I bought some larger, complete, Extra Strong Mints. The Polos were almost twice the price.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had to buy bulgur wheat to go with my chilli prawns, because there was no Quinoa.

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Oh no, no quinoa!

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"The price of Polos, I couldn't believe it. I didn't buy them.

It's the hole, you are paying for the craftsmanship.

It's a dying art.

Haha. I bought some larger, complete, Extra Strong Mints. The Polos were almost twice the price."

I've got some spare Polo holes I can sell you for a good price, use them with your mints. Cheaper than buying ready made Polo's.

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"

Tell me about your first world problems...

Not worked since chrimbo and signed on a couple weeks ago. Spoke to a few mates and they said they haven't had anything either. Carillon going bust has screwed everything up. "

That's shit but at least the sun is shining.

Keep on keeping on darlin x

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Had to buy bulgur wheat to go with my chilli prawns, because there was no Quinoa.

"

Sometimes the best compromise is no compromise...

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"The price of Polos, I couldn't believe it. I didn't buy them.

Chew wild mint leaves instead."

You can get them prechewed, if you are too posh to masticate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve not had a wank in a very long time

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Children are fighting over who has the biggest bowl of cous cous."

Serve it off a communal slate or plank.

Problem solved.

Mind the splinters.

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Children are fighting over who has the biggest bowl of cous cous.

My 9 year old refused her toast this morning as i cut it into squares and she wanted triangles apparently it tastes different

Mmmn. Bread and water "tastes different"...give it go for a few days.

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Chest infection "

Cough up it could be a gold watch (best case scenario ) or a load of snot. ..win win.

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By *ddibleMan
over a year ago

Exeter Bristol Salisbury

The raising price if oil has destableised the commodities markets

Doesn't affect me in anyway what so ever but sure someone somewhere is stressing about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I put too much cold water in my bath but got in it regardless just so I could watch Netflix in peace on the ipad.

Netflix wouldn't open despite several off/on attempts.

I got out of the bath. There was no towel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The price of Polos, I couldn't believe it. I didn't buy them.

It's the hole, you are paying for the craftsmanship.

It's a dying art.

Haha. I bought some larger, complete, Extra Strong Mints. The Polos were almost twice the price.

I've got some spare Polo holes I can sell you for a good price, use them with your mints. Cheaper than buying ready made Polo's."

Sold!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I couldn't the lid off my mini haagen daaz tub....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The price of Polos, I couldn't believe it. I didn't buy them.

Chew wild mint leaves instead.

You can get them prechewed, if you are too posh to masticate.

"

Is that how mint sauce is made.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The pain from working out and why I’m even putting myself through this ...

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I got a (TINY) pay rise. But because it puts me into the next pension payments bracket it’s actually a pay cut "

That's a fucker.

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By *riefcase_WankerMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

My new car connects to my Spotify account through my phone, but my old car doesn't, so when I drive the old car I'm stuck listening to the same music I was listening to 10 years ago because my iTunes library mysteriously disappeared from my harddrive and I can't be bothered uploading thousands of songs back onto it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too Hot! But I do have mango sorbet in the freezer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might have to work on Monday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I might have to work on Monday "

I’m sorry

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Wandsworth


"The pain from working out and why I’m even putting myself through this ... "

Your ass justify why.

Sore arms, can't fully extend

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"There is no breakfast menu in this hotel so I’ve no idea what we are having in the morning "

If you in a hotel and worrying about the breakfast then maybe you should hand in your fab badge.... just saying...

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Unpredictable pooing."

That can be a worry. Maybe try a cork?

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I've just run out of chocolate... "

They sell it in shops?

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I’ve not had a wank in a very long time "

I hear you.Any reason?

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"The raising price if oil has destableised the commodities markets

Doesn't affect me in anyway what so ever but sure someone somewhere is stressing about.

"

Mmmmn. Thanks for your contribution

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve not had a wank in a very long time

I hear you.Any reason? "

No reason, just trying to see how long I can last

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

The new maid washed the towels at the wrong temperature, and they are a little scratchy, but I let her off as she has a cracking set of tits!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Disclaimer... we don't have a maid, I made that shit up cos all's good here on Planet Mart, and I couldn't think of anything negative to say.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Oh... apart from, it rained today.... a lot...and people who work outdoors got wet.

Not me, I work indoors, so it was all good as far as I was concerned, but hey, you got to feel for your fellow man, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

That's shit but at least the sun is shining.

Keep on keeping on darlin x"

I'll be retraining to do something else if this keeps up for much longer. I fear we could be heading for another recession.

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

The title of this thread reminds me of a sign I saw outside a fairly local pub...

"I've got 99 problems and beer solves every one of them!"

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