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By *thwalescpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

brecon

Its our 15th wedding anniversary today, although we have been together for 24 years.

Its a long time to be together, and it set me wondering just what I had learned about women.

I sat here thinking, and decided that I had realised fairly early on in our relationship that honesty was definately the best policy.... until I tried it!!!!

When women ask a question, think carefully before answering, and remember that the answer you are about to give may haunt you for the rest of your time together.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well u do know that a mans place is in the wrong dont u lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find women are simple creatures...

Trouble is were even simpler lol...

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By *erandhim67Couple
over a year ago

West Lothian


"I find women are simple creatures...

Trouble is were even simpler lol... "

Correct. We simply have to be told every day that we are wonderful, amazing, and no your bottom does not look big in that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its our 15th wedding anniversary today, although we have been together for 24 years.

Its a long time to be together, and it set me wondering just what I had learned about women.

I sat here thinking, and decided that I had realised fairly early on in our relationship that honesty was definately the best policy.... until I tried it!!!!

When women ask a question, think carefully before answering, and remember that the answer you are about to give may haunt you for the rest of your time together.

"

Women

Right answer is always wrong

Wrong answer is always wrong too

Staying quiet is also wrong

Women lol xx

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

when given a question with apparently two choices of how to answer it...just remember theres always a secret option "c" that we expect you also to have considered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"when given a question with apparently two choices of how to answer it...just remember theres always a secret option "c" that we expect you also to have considered"

Yeah but its like the recipe for coca cola lol xx

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By *ayceeCouple
over a year ago

northampton


"when given a question with apparently two choices of how to answer it...just remember theres always a secret option "c" that we expect you also to have considered"

Pmsl, I like you xxxxx

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

I can't believe it when K asks which dress shall she wear If I say one or the other the response without fail (32 years worth) is 'So you don't like this one then?' my response is I didn't say that I said I prefer the other one although neither actually suit me!

Women dontcha just luv em?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Women dontcha just luv em? "

Mmmmm indeedy I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't believe it when K asks which dress shall she wear If I say one or the other the response without fail (32 years worth) is 'So you don't like this one then?' my response is I didn't say that I said I prefer the other one although neither actually suit me!

Women dontcha just luv em? "

I usually reply with, "I can't stand either of them so my choice is irrelevant, you'll have to choose for yourself." - At this point it's advisable to get up immediately and lock yourself in the kitchen and pretend to make a cup of coffee, but only make yourself a cup as she will resent you even more for a) not asking her if she didn't want one, or b) assuming she didn't want one and not making it for her anyway.

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By *oonboyMan
over a year ago

livingston

reading this made me think of some things you should never say to a woman......

1) your mate is sexy

2)maybe you should go on a diet

3)i dont ever want to get married

4)maybe i should go without u

5) that fart was a killer

6)why do u always want to talk

LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"reading this made me think of some things you should never say to a woman......

1) your mate is sexy

2)maybe you should go on a diet

3)i dont ever want to get married

4)maybe i should go without u

5) that fart was a killer

6)why do u always want to talk

LOL "

You forgot:-

7) yes, your bum DOES look big in that!

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By *oonboyMan
over a year ago

livingston

8) I wont cum in your mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

9) You're acting just like your mother.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10) Housework is womens work!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol most men will do anything for a quiet life lol

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

11) your sister gives a better BJ

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