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By *oodnitegirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Chick with a hell of a nice body, but the face is ugly.

Do you look at the mantle whilst poking the fire?!

What would matter the most to you. Would you rather a pretty faced lady (man) with a less desirable body or vice versa?

*disclaimer. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer a pretty face to a very good body. A naturally pretty face catches my attention much more than a well toned body, and eyes are one feature that can really draw me to a person.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Much prefer a nice face than a good body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love women with killer bodies but with acne scars , big noses , crossed eyes , and port wine stains on their faces....

In my opinion they are better lovers.....

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By *oodnitegirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"I love women with killer bodies but with acne scars , big noses , crossed eyes , and port wine stains on their faces....

In my opinion they are better lovers....."

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Def has to be the face. Long hair killer eyes fabulous lips and pref a Yorkshire accent. None of that fake shit for me you know. I like ard girls xx

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By *oodnitegirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Def has to be the face. Long hair killer eyes fabulous lips and pref a Yorkshire accent. None of that fake shit for me you know. I like ard girls xx"

Eee bah gum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Body wins every time

Paper bag over the head helps.

Body of an Adonis and a face only a mother could love?

I'll be honest, I've been shallow enough to fuck an "ugly" guy because he was ripped. Must say, the sex was pretty damn good so I went back a few more times

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield


"Def has to be the face. Long hair killer eyes fabulous lips and pref a Yorkshire accent. None of that fake shit for me you know. I like ard girls xx

Eee bah gum!"

Jesus your not an ard Yorkie lass are you !?

You bloody are. Dam my eye sight Jasus u is hooot. Def no paper bag with you girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Butterface? Your face looks greasy, I just wanna lick it.

*Not my best chat up line.

I’m certainly a face person. I woman can be very attractive if I think she’s pretty regardless of her body. But if I think she’s ugly, I’m never going to look at any other part of her. If that makes sense.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My face is nicer than my body, in guys a handsome face is way more important than what his body looks like, I'm talking a normal physique or dad bod as they call them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's all about the face for me, if I'm atttracted to the face then the body doesn't really matter.

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By *oodnitegirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Might start wearing a balaclava to the clubs. I’ll be like that singer with the big fringe wig.

Or that AND a sack? That’d be a right compliment if I could still get a shag wearing a bin bag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never heard of butterface before

I use BOBFOC (body off baywatch face off crimewatch)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Face for me, pretty dazzling eyes and beautyfull smile, thats all that matters to me

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Looks, are OK but personality is better x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty face any day, it could just be a head on a pillow but if its pretty im sold

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

This is why we invented the paper bag.

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By *oodnitegirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I suppose it’s like the old

Would you rather have a fish head/human bottom or a human top with a mermaid tail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m half expecting my wife to chirp in with ‘it’s hard to say ....I’m attracted to the persons personality’. Which always makes me wonder, ‘I know, but do you think I’m fit?’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reviving a classic from the little yorkshire pixy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a cultural term.

Butterface here describes a face on someone who is quite overtanned/like they used butter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we talking slogh from the goodies or Sarah Jessica Parker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never heard that term before, goes to show that every day is a school day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 17/11/19 10:17:39]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is a cultural term.

Butterface here describes a face on someone who is quite overtanned/like they used butter.

"

I thought butterface was a play on words for example

Everything But her face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always face for me

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

It's what paper bags were invented for

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"This is a cultural term.

Butterface here describes a face on someone who is quite overtanned/like they used butter.

I thought butterface was a play on words for example

Everything But her face"

I like that!

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

Face for me but a good all round package is best especially the personality!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is a cultural term.

Butterface here describes a face on someone who is quite overtanned/like they used butter.

I thought butterface was a play on words for example

Everything But her face

I like that! "

I am almost 100% sure that’s is actually what the term means haha

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

At the risk of sounding horribly shallow, of course I'll have to be attracted to someone's face. That doesn't necessarily mean that they have to look like Tom Hardy or Idris Elba (attraction is a matter of perspective), and most people have features that are attractive in their own right, but sometimes there is no overall appeal, or one bad feature that cancels out anything else. Likewise the most beautiful face can be cancelled out by a shitty personality. So I suppose if I was to put an order onto my own attraction to other people it would be:

1. Personality

2. Face

3. Body

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By *oodnitegirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Someone has sent me a message from the forum and it used this header as a message header. I was like ‘wow. Rude.’ Then I realised what had happened

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theres also the lesser known Kronenburg, looks about 16 from behind but 64 from the front.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"Golden deceiver" for an ugly blond. Especially if they look great from behind.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"This is a cultural term.

Butterface here describes a face on someone who is quite overtanned/like they used butter.

I thought butterface was a play on words for example

Everything But her face

I like that!

I am almost 100% sure that’s is actually what the term means haha"

Stealing it as my next username!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Golden deceiver" for an ugly blond. Especially if they look great from behind. "

I read that as receiver....

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"Someone has sent me a message from the forum and it used this header as a message header. I was like ‘wow. Rude.’ Then I realised what had happened "

The ghost of threads past....

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

A new term for me, seems similar to BOBFOC

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By *hromosexualsCouple
over a year ago

Near Abercynon

LRF = Low Resolution Fox... looks good from a distace

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Met a few "BoB"s in the services, "Bird or Bloke?"

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By *oodnitegirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I’m loving these. Gonna bring them into my everyday chat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strobe light women......

These are women that look great in a club , but not so great when you see them in daylight....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need the face unless it is at the glory hole.

But as I don't go to those places I need a facial attraction and a brain behind that face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in trouble all.round I got a hairy dad bod and I'm not George Clooney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tricky one I mean no intentional offence (just being honest) but you're not what I'd class as fit or beautiful in the face, you're attractive and your shows you take care of it, albeit I'm guessing there's some enhancements which I don't find attractive...so on record I wouldn't think of any reason I'd want to fuck you..BUT...if you made me..laugh, had some quirks that were attractive, etc..I'd put all that aside.

But I would never shag just a body.

A face on the other hand, if someone has a beautiful face then j rarely notice the body.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personality for me

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By *cloversCouple
over a year ago

Hull

Guess I'm screwed then & not in a good way.

I'm not a bonny lass & my body has seen better days. Ah well I'm friendly enough - I'll stick to socials!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Strobe light women......

These are women that look great in a club , but not so great when you see them in daylight...."

Or a Monet. Looks pretty good from a distance but get up close and its a big splodgy mess.

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

To quote Eminems 'shake that'

"Don't let that fine girl pass you by

Look real close cause strobe lights lie"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah it's only the same as the carefully angled cock photo. Been taken in by that one before, thought I was getting a magic marker and ended up with an argos biro

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meh - looks are temporary.

All I’m after is some great sex! That could come from a size 6 or a size 18. Donnaeeeee care as long as it’s enjoyable for both parties.

Nothing worse than going in and the conversation is awful alongside no lust.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Strobe light women......

These are women that look great in a club , but not so great when you see them in daylight....

Or a Monet. Looks pretty good from a distance but get up close and its a big splodgy mess. "

Haha I am nickin' that!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes I'm very particular about the "body"! If we're going to be locked in a hotel room for half the night, then all I need is a dirty mind, stamina and a banging body (pun not intended)

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By *antric ecstasyMan
over a year ago

Co Durham


"Chick with a hell of a nice body, but the face is ugly.

Do you look at the mantle whilst poking the fire?!

What would matter the most to you. Would you rather a pretty faced lady (man) with a less desirable body or vice versa?

*disclaimer. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. "

Personality still wins for me. Sometimes a starting feature raises a reaction, like the eyes or a smile but if there's nowt inside the head there's nothing. Intelligence means more than looks. Give me a smart minger over a perfect mannequin every time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd prefer a pretty face.

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By *atex and KinkCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Chick with a hell of a nice body, but the face is ugly.

Do you look at the mantle whilst poking the fire?!

What would matter the most to you. Would you rather a pretty faced lady (man) with a less desirable body or vice versa?

*disclaimer. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. "

There is a reason why latex rubber hoods look sexy on everyone. You only see the key features. Eyes and mouth. Everything else is hidden.

Makes a person look sexy and mysterious..

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"Strobe light women......

These are women that look great in a club , but not so great when you see them in daylight....

Or a Monet. Looks pretty good from a distance but get up close and its a big splodgy mess. "

Brother always described them as sketches.

As in rough drawing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well OP your a beaut inside and out

But for me face and personality will always win and my own body is pretty gross so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well OP your a beaut inside and out

But for me face and personality will always win and my own body is pretty gross so "

shut up ya tit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Strobe light women......

These are women that look great in a club , but not so great when you see them in daylight....

Or a Monet. Looks pretty good from a distance but get up close and its a big splodgy mess.

Brother always described them as sketches.

As in rough drawing "

My brother used to refer to being club-blind as "Gorillas in the Mist". Can often lead to "Dances With Wolves"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well OP your a beaut inside and out

But for me face and personality will always win and my own body is pretty gross so shut up ya tit"

Aha my tits are ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me visually i need the whole package

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By *oodnitegirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Well. This has been, erm ‘interesting’ can we not have a jokey debate now without throwing out personal insults?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well OP your a beaut inside and out

But for me face and personality will always win and my own body is pretty gross so shut up ya tit

Aha my tits are ok "

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

A pretty face for us definitely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everything starts from the eyes.

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