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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why do guys insist on using cringey pet names in messages?

What petname would you give to the poster above? Lets so how cringey we can go!

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

Petal... theres a woman at work calls everyone it and it makes me wonder if she just doesnt know our names?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do guys insist on using cringey pet names in messages?

What petname would you give to the poster above? Lets so how cringey we can go! "

What's up fluffy bumpkins x

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Why do guys insist on using cringey pet names in messages?

What petname would you give to the poster above? Lets so how cringey we can go!

What's up fluffy bumpkins x"

Not much Treacle.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Hello Ligament

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I regularly get messages from a guy who calls me baby cakes

I bloody hate being called baby but baby cakes make my blood curdle!

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By *andys manMan
over a year ago

colchester

Princess

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By *ddibleMan
over a year ago

Exeter Bristol Salisbury

Where I come from 'up north' it's not uncommon to be called "cock"

As in "alreet cock"

I'd rather be called baby cakes than cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sweet. When someone calls me that it makes my shit itch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sugar tits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chickadee?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't be doing with people who are all "my sweet", "honey", "sweetheart" etc etc all the time because it comes across as false when it's all the time...

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By *andys manMan
over a year ago

colchester

"Sweet. When someone calls me that it makes my shit itch."

I'd scratch your shit, sweet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use sausage quite bit. Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I too call every one sausage

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

At work I used to have a guy call me 'flower pot' I liked it

At the same work place I used to have a manager (for a small amount of time as she was useless) a female who was common as muck Aberdonian who used to always call me 'quine' I was 10 years fucking older than her!

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By *andys manMan
over a year ago

colchester

If im honest im totally shit with names so everyone is called mate in my book lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alright lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I use sausage quite bit. Sorry"

Me too. It never fails to make people smile in real life.

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

I despise hun ,in real life as well as on here,just no!.

Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'sausage' wouldnt make me smile! i cant stand it when men use those sort of phrases...so many messages start with 'hello trouble' or similar, its just sounds patronising and very cringey...yuck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Petal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'sausage' wouldnt make me smile! i cant stand it when men use those sort of phrases...so many messages start with 'hello trouble' or similar, its just sounds patronising and very cringey...yuck!"

OK darling. Understood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women are called ‘maid’ where I’m from, term of endearment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women are called ‘maid’ where I’m from, term of endearment. "

Are men still m'handsome?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'sausage' wouldnt make me smile! i cant stand it when men use those sort of phrases...so many messages start with 'hello trouble' or similar, its just sounds patronising and very cringey...yuck!"

I am so sorry for your pain. I will of course endeavour to utterly change my ways in case I ever disgust such a delicate petal as yourself in person.

May God forgive my former self.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do guys insist on using cringey pet names in messages?

What petname would you give to the poster above? Lets so how cringey we can go! "

Ask my little giggle fairy if she likes it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women are called ‘maid’ where I’m from, term of endearment. "

Downton Abbey?

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Some I can cope with, some I actually like but there are others that grind my back teeth. Love is one of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An old engineer I used to work with used to call everyone plum

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Sweetie, pudding, treacle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chicken!

At my old job there was a wee baby and his dad called her ‘my wee chicken’. It was so sweet.

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By *andys manMan
over a year ago

colchester

I guess geographically some names are accepted as the norm, for example in Newcastle everyone is called pet, that would probably sound strange to a southerner

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

It makes my blood boil, and I inevitably pull people up on it, especially in the BDSM scene...

I'm not your dominant/submissive so why do you think it is acceptable to address me as if I am?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww i love a good pet name! My grampy (who was from Yorkshire) had a whole arsenal of pet names he used so i’ve always looked at them as terms of endearment.

My mum and step-dad had derogatory pet names for each other. He called her arse features and she called him dogs breath.

And it was always said with love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guess its difficult to address people not knowing their names.

Dear sir/madam hmm lol

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Woman at our place calls everybody "sweet heart". For some reason it jars everytime she says it especially when she is on the phone to customers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pet lamb......

It just sounds horrendous doesn't it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello treacle ........ Von

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello treacle ........ Von

Lol

Wanker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello treacle ........ Von

Lol

Wanker.

Bud

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Young lady. I’m 57 FFS.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Young lady. I’m 57 FFS. "

Now I don't mind young lady because I am young at heart!

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By *orningtonCroissantMan
over a year ago

notts and humberside

"Why do guys insist on using cringey pet names in messages?

What petname would you give to the poster above? Lets so how cringey we can go! "

Hello lovely

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By *uckymooMan
over a year ago

Mid-Cheshire

Betty Boob

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Sweetie

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By *nglishdoodMan
over a year ago

Morristown

"Sweetie "

Snuggles

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By *andm_69Couple
over a year ago

Stevenage

"Sweetie "

This just reminds me of River Song

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ems.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"Young lady. I’m 57 FFS.

Now I don't mind young lady because I am young at heart!

It’s used a a prequel to being admonished.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love them from the right people, from strangers, no, it's just wierd. Also hate it far more when people abbreviate my first name, I do have nicknames but not from people I've only just met. Growl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love them from the right people, from strangers, no, it's just wierd. Also hate it far more when people abbreviate my first name, I do have nicknames but not from people I've only just met. Growl. "

Sugar tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love them from the right people, from strangers, no, it's just wierd. Also hate it far more when people abbreviate my first name, I do have nicknames but not from people I've only just met. Growl.

Sugar tits

Funny you say that. I've got doughnuts hanging off em right now. Fancy a nibble?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Young lady. I’m 57 FFS.

Now I don't mind young lady because I am young at heart!

It’s used a a prequel to being admonished. "

Sorry. Forgot to give you a pet name. You can be sweet cheeks

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By *andm_69Couple
over a year ago

Stevenage

"Love them from the right people, from strangers, no, it's just wierd. Also hate it far more when people abbreviate my first name, I do have nicknames but not from people I've only just met. Growl.

Sugar tits

Funny you say that. I've got doughnuts hanging off em right now. Fancy a nibble?

Mmmm Doughnuts (in a Homer Simpsons voice)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone called me bbez the other day. What even is that!?!

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By *hips n FursMan
over a year ago

Huddersfield

"I regularly get messages from a guy who calls me baby cakes

I bloody hate being called baby but baby cakes make my blood curdle!"

I'm with you on this one for different reasons. Baby cakes is a no,no,no.

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