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Strictly Fun and Frolics with Mistress and Friends, BYO biscuits! #119

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Afternoon all....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got custard creams for tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And play!.....that was shite

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I've got custard creams for tonight "

I have bourbons, can't wait to lick the chocolate outta the middle and hubby can have the biscuit

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"And play!.....that was shite "

Haha, bless her!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got custard creams for tonight

I have bourbons, can't wait to lick the chocolate outta the middle and hubby can have the biscuit "

He won't even need teef after your tongues beet to work

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I've got custard creams for tonight

I have bourbons, can't wait to lick the chocolate outta the middle and hubby can have the biscuit

He won't even need teef after your tongues beet to work "

Haha...you heard about my tongue then?....

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over a year ago

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I've got custard creams for tonight

I have bourbons, can't wait to lick the chocolate outta the middle and hubby can have the biscuit

He won't even need teef after your tongues beet to work

Haha...you heard about my tongue then?....

Iain told me....oh shit that ill be another letter on the way "

Oh bugger!

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"And play!.....that was shite

Haha, bless her! "

I never said it was a good joke!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got custard creams for tonight

I have bourbons, can't wait to lick the chocolate outta the middle and hubby can have the biscuit

He won't even need teef after your tongues beet to work

Haha...you heard about my tongue

then?....

Iain told me....oh shit that ill be another letter on the way

Oh bugger! "

Your fecked now though

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I've got custard creams for tonight

I have bourbons, can't wait to lick the chocolate outta the middle and hubby can have the biscuit

He won't even need teef after your tongues beet to work

Haha...you heard about my tongue

then?....

Iain told me....oh shit that ill be another letter on the way

Oh bugger!

Your fecked now though "

Tut...I always get in trouble in here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And play!.....that was shite

Haha, bless her!

I never said it was a good joke!!!! "

True true

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"And play!.....that was shite

Haha, bless her!

I never said it was a good joke!!!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[ poster was not here at 24/05/18 15:59:07]"

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"[ poster was not here at 24/05/18 15:59:07]"

Wot you on about?....

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"[ poster was not here at 24/05/18 15:59:07]

Wot you on about?.... "

Oh, I get it, you're clocking off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[ poster was not here at 24/05/18 15:59:07]

Wot you on about?....

Oh, I get it, you're clocking off! "

My lips are sealed....I hate solicitors letters

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"I've got custard creams for tonight

I have bourbons, can't wait to lick the chocolate outta the middle and hubby can have the biscuit

He won't even need teef after your tongues beet to work

Haha...you heard about my tongue

then?....

Iain told me....oh shit that ill be another letter on the way

Oh bugger!

Your fecked now though

Tut...I always get in trouble in here! "

I blame that nawty eenie for leading you astray sami

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"[ poster was not here at 24/05/18 15:59:07]

Wot you on about?....

Oh, I get it, you're clocking off!

My lips are sealed....I hate solicitors letters "

we read it here Mistress's lips are sealed till she gets holiday of a custard creams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[ poster was not here at 24/05/18 15:59:07]

Wot you on about?....

Oh, I get it, you're clocking off!

My lips are sealed....I hate solicitors letters we read it here Mistress's lips are sealed till she gets holiday of a custard creams "

I need a bloody holiday

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I've got custard creams for tonight

I have bourbons, can't wait to lick the chocolate outta the middle and hubby can have the biscuit

He won't even need teef after your tongues beet to work

Haha...you heard about my tongue

then?....

Iain told me....oh shit that ill be another letter on the way

Oh bugger!

Your fecked now though

Tut...I always get in trouble in here! I blame that nawty eenie for leading you astray sami"

Me too Voddy...partners in naughtiness

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"[ poster was not here at 24/05/18 15:59:07]

Wot you on about?....

Oh, I get it, you're clocking off!

My lips are sealed....I hate solicitors letters we read it here Mistress's lips are sealed till she gets holiday of a custard creams

I need a bloody holiday "

Me too...5 weeks to Corfu

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

So I'm cooking the s....hephards pie . With petit pois (there little peas, if ya don't know!)...and baby carrots...enough for all

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"So I'm cooking the s....hephards pie . With petit pois (there little peas, if ya don't know!)...and baby carrots...enough for all "
mmmm yummy

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"[ poster was not here at 24/05/18 15:59:07]

Wot you on about?....

Oh, I get it, you're clocking off!

My lips are sealed....I hate solicitors letters we read it here Mistress's lips are sealed till she gets holiday of a custard creams

I need a bloody holiday "

you might be able to go away with sami

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[ poster was not here at 24/05/18 15:59:07]

Wot you on about?....

Oh, I get it, you're clocking off!

My lips are sealed....I hate solicitors letters we read it here Mistress's lips are sealed till she gets holiday of a custard creams

I need a bloody holiday you might be able to go away with sami "

Hope she's got a big case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening "

Evening eenie....with a little lUckfield sami might bring us a steak and Stilton pie in later

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Good evening

Evening eenie....with a little lUckfield sami might bring us a steak and Stilton pie in later "

shes made us shepherds pie pees and carrotts

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening

Evening eenie....with a little lUckfield sami might bring us a steak and Stilton pie in later shes made us shepherds pie pees and carrotts"

Can sprinkle a bit of Stilton on top and call the mince steak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And it's no more Mr nice gup from now on....no fool like a old fool but smell old dogs still learn!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"And it's no more Mr nice gup from now on....no fool like a old fool but smell old dogs still learn!"
eh

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Evenin' All.

In contrast to you all, I bring sweetness and light to the proceedings!

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"And it's no more Mr nice gup from now on....no fool like a old fool but smell old dogs still learn!"

Pardon me?

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"And it's no more Mr nice gup from now on....no fool like a old fool but smell old dogs still learn!"

Eh? Could you explain please but, crucially, in plain English! Plus relevance!

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over a year ago


"And it's no more Mr nice gup from now on....no fool like a old fool but smell old dogs still learn!

Eh? Could you explain please but, crucially, in plain English! Plus relevance! "

No its a statement....be it a bit jumbled but a statement the whoever it is aimed at will know its them...little tip it's not you!

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"And it's no more Mr nice gup from now on....no fool like a old fool but smell old dogs still learn!

Eh? Could you explain please but, crucially, in plain English! Plus relevance!

No its a statement....be it a bit jumbled but a statement the whoever it is aimed at will know its them...little tip it's not you!"

Oh Thank You!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

sits nicely waiting for sami to serve th shepherds oie

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"sits nicely waiting for sami to serve th shepherds oie "

Tell me, which part of a Shepherd is his 'oie'?

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"sits nicely waiting for sami to serve th shepherds oie "

It has a little garlic, lea and perrins and oregano(my favourite herb) in it...

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"sits nicely waiting for sami to serve th shepherds oie

Tell me, which part of a Shepherd is his 'oie'? "

Oi oi!

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"sits nicely waiting for sami to serve th shepherds oie

It has a little garlic, lea and perrins and oregano(my favourite herb) in it... "

None for me thanks as allergic to anything spicy or with garlic!

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"sits nicely waiting for sami to serve th shepherds oie

Tell me, which part of a Shepherd is his 'oie'?

Oi oi! "

Is it Bush Tucker trial food?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"sits nicely waiting for sami to serve th shepherds oie

It has a little garlic, lea and perrins and oregano(my favourite herb) in it... "

i use to throw everything into mine

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"sits nicely waiting for sami to serve th shepherds oie

It has a little garlic, lea and perrins and oregano(my favourite herb) in it... i use to throw everything into mine"

Including the Kitchen Sink??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had to take on and whip a big part of the NHS into shape overy the past couple of days so this fecker is hardly worth the statement as they are of so little worth....but they bit me when I'm still full of fight with the arrogance that exists on here and in the real world....time will show the injustice that exists.

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"sits nicely waiting for sami to serve th shepherds oie

It has a little garlic, lea and perrins and oregano(my favourite herb) in it...

None for me thanks as allergic to anything spicy or with garlic! "

I'll make you a cheese toasty Iain

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"sits nicely waiting for sami to serve th shepherds oie

Tell me, which part of a Shepherd is his 'oie'?

Oi oi!

Is it Bush Tucker trial food?"

Yes, a sheep's eye...I think

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

apparently driverless cars if they hit anyone the go for the smallest so im fecked

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Well, I'm impressed with the NHS today.

Last Thursday, the Spinal specialist in a Birmingham based hospital said she'd write my GP, send a letter to Warwick Hospital Physio dept about my action plans and send me a copy letter too.

Today, local Hospital Physio contacted me as did my GP having had letters through already. I'd a copy letter in post too today.

Physio starts on June 11th.

That's fast service!

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"sits nicely waiting for sami to serve th shepherds oie

It has a little garlic, lea and perrins and oregano(my favourite herb) in it...

None for me thanks as allergic to anything spicy or with garlic!

I'll make you a cheese toasty Iain "

Perfect!

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I've had to take on and whip a big part of the NHS into shape overy the past couple of days so this fecker is hardly worth the statement as they are of so little worth....but they bit me when I'm still full of fight with the arrogance that exists on here and in the real world....time will show the injustice that exists."

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Well, I'm impressed with the NHS today.

Last Thursday, the Spinal specialist in a Birmingham based hospital said she'd write my GP, send a letter to Warwick Hospital Physio dept about my action plans and send me a copy letter too.

Today, local Hospital Physio contacted me as did my GP having had letters through already. I'd a copy letter in post too today.

Physio starts on June 11th.

That's fast service!"

Excellent

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"sits nicely waiting for sami to serve th shepherds oie

It has a little garlic, lea and perrins and oregano(my favourite herb) in it...

None for me thanks as allergic to anything spicy or with garlic!

I'll make you a cheese toasty Iain

Perfect! "

Think I'll have one too

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"sits nicely waiting for sami to serve th shepherds oie

It has a little garlic, lea and perrins and oregano(my favourite herb) in it...

None for me thanks as allergic to anything spicy or with garlic!

I'll make you a cheese toasty Iain

Perfect!

Think I'll have one too "

Choccy Oaty Hob Nobs to follow?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"sits nicely waiting for sami to serve th shepherds oie

It has a little garlic, lea and perrins and oregano(my favourite herb) in it...

None for me thanks as allergic to anything spicy or with garlic!

I'll make you a cheese toasty Iain

Perfect!

Think I'll have one too "

cheese and onion please sami

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"sits nicely waiting for sami to serve th shepherds oie

It has a little garlic, lea and perrins and oregano(my favourite herb) in it...

None for me thanks as allergic to anything spicy or with garlic!

I'll make you a cheese toasty Iain

Perfect!

Think I'll have one too

Choccy Oaty Hob Nobs to follow?"

Ooh...Yes please...

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"sits nicely waiting for sami to serve th shepherds oie

It has a little garlic, lea and perrins and oregano(my favourite herb) in it...

None for me thanks as allergic to anything spicy or with garlic!

I'll make you a cheese toasty Iain

Perfect!

Think I'll have one too cheese and onion please sami "

Ok poppet, just chopping the onions..

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"sits nicely waiting for sami to serve th shepherds oie

It has a little garlic, lea and perrins and oregano(my favourite herb) in it...

None for me thanks as allergic to anything spicy or with garlic!

I'll make you a cheese toasty Iain

Perfect!

Think I'll have one too cheese and onion please sami

Ok poppet, just chopping the onions.. "

Hang on! Fickle isn't she. 10 minutes ago she was waiting for your Shepherds Pie (or oie as they call it in Sussex La la Land!).

Now she wants a Toastie! Some People! Huh!

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"sits nicely waiting for sami to serve th shepherds oie

It has a little garlic, lea and perrins and oregano(my favourite herb) in it...

None for me thanks as allergic to anything spicy or with garlic!

I'll make you a cheese toasty Iain

Perfect!

Think I'll have one too

Choccy Oaty Hob Nobs to follow?

Ooh...Yes please... "

Fave drink? I'll get it from my Bar here. You'll be my only customer tonight!

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"sits nicely waiting for sami to serve th shepherds oie

It has a little garlic, lea and perrins and oregano(my favourite herb) in it...

None for me thanks as allergic to anything spicy or with garlic!

I'll make you a cheese toasty Iain

Perfect!

Think I'll have one too cheese and onion please sami

Ok poppet, just chopping the onions..

Hang on! Fickle isn't she. 10 minutes ago she was waiting for your Shepherds Pie (or oie as they call it in Sussex La la Land!).

Now she wants a Toastie! Some People! Huh!"

You have your toastie Iain, don't speak with your mouth full!

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"sits nicely waiting for sami to serve th shepherds oie

It has a little garlic, lea and perrins and oregano(my favourite herb) in it...

None for me thanks as allergic to anything spicy or with garlic!

I'll make you a cheese toasty Iain

Perfect!

Think I'll have one too

Choccy Oaty Hob Nobs to follow?

Ooh...Yes please...

Fave drink? I'll get it from my Bar here. You'll be my only customer tonight!"

Pinot Grigio please

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"sits nicely waiting for sami to serve th shepherds oie

It has a little garlic, lea and perrins and oregano(my favourite herb) in it...

None for me thanks as allergic to anything spicy or with garlic!

I'll make you a cheese toasty Iain

Perfect!

Think I'll have one too cheese and onion please sami

Ok poppet, just chopping the onions..

Hang on! Fickle isn't she. 10 minutes ago she was waiting for your Shepherds Pie (or oie as they call it in Sussex La la Land!).

Now she wants a Toastie! Some People! Huh!

You have your toastie Iain, don't speak with your mouth full! "

I don't anyway; my parents taught me well! I'm a good boy!

Well, almost!

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Evenin' all should I stay up and have another drink or go to bed and finish my Audio book ?

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"sits nicely waiting for sami to serve th shepherds oie

It has a little garlic, lea and perrins and oregano(my favourite herb) in it...

None for me thanks as allergic to anything spicy or with garlic!

I'll make you a cheese toasty Iain

Perfect!

Think I'll have one too

Choccy Oaty Hob Nobs to follow?

Ooh...Yes please...

Fave drink? I'll get it from my Bar here. You'll be my only customer tonight!

Pinot Grigio please "

On its way!

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"sits nicely waiting for sami to serve th shepherds oie

It has a little garlic, lea and perrins and oregano(my favourite herb) in it...

None for me thanks as allergic to anything spicy or with garlic!

I'll make you a cheese toasty Iain

Perfect!

Think I'll have one too cheese and onion please sami

Ok poppet, just chopping the onions..

Hang on! Fickle isn't she. 10 minutes ago she was waiting for your Shepherds Pie (or oie as they call it in Sussex La la Land!).

Now she wants a Toastie! Some People! Huh!

You have your toastie Iain, don't speak with your mouth full!

I don't anyway; my parents taught me well! I'm a good boy!

Well, almost! "

Hmmm...

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"sits nicely waiting for sami to serve th shepherds oie

It has a little garlic, lea and perrins and oregano(my favourite herb) in it...

None for me thanks as allergic to anything spicy or with garlic!

I'll make you a cheese toasty Iain

Perfect!

Think I'll have one too

Choccy Oaty Hob Nobs to follow?

Ooh...Yes please...

Fave drink? I'll get it from my Bar here. You'll be my only customer tonight!

Pinot Grigio please

On its way!"

Thank you

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evenin' all should I stay up and have another drink or go to bed and finish my Audio book ?

"

Go to bed with your drink and finish your audio book!

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"sits nicely waiting for sami to serve th shepherds oie

It has a little garlic, lea and perrins and oregano(my favourite herb) in it...

None for me thanks as allergic to anything spicy or with garlic!

I'll make you a cheese toasty Iain

Perfect!

Think I'll have one too cheese and onion please sami

Ok poppet, just chopping the onions..

Hang on! Fickle isn't she. 10 minutes ago she was waiting for your Shepherds Pie (or oie as they call it in Sussex La la Land!).

Now she wants a Toastie! Some People! Huh!

You have your toastie Iain, don't speak with your mouth full!

I don't anyway; my parents taught me well! I'm a good boy!

Well, almost!

Hmmm... "

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over a year ago

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By *yd Charisse 10Woman
over a year ago

Manchester

Help ism lost

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Help ism lost"

Oh dear, where do you want to go?

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By *yd Charisse 10Woman
over a year ago

Manchester


"Help ism lost

Oh dear, where do you want to go? "

to a happy place please

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Help ism lost

Oh dear, where do you want to go? to a happy place please "

Ah, bless you

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By *yd Charisse 10Woman
over a year ago

Manchester


"Help ism lost

Oh dear, where do you want to go? to a happy place please

Ah, bless you "

I live in hope??

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Help ism lost

Oh dear, where do you want to go? to a happy place please

Ah, bless you I live in hope?? "

We all do sweetie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Help ism lost

Oh dear, where do you want to go? to a happy place please

Ah, bless you I live in hope?? "

DpNot worry cyd your safe on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Help ism lost

Oh dear, where do you want to go? to a happy place please

Ah, bless you I live in hope??

We all do sweetie "

Morning sami

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" "

Another fecking hecticday here

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"

Another fecking hecticday here "

passes a latte and ham roll get that down you

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"

Another fecking hecticday here "

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


" "

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"

"

your late on parade young lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lany feckers I feel a boot camp coming on

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"

your late on parade young lady "

Sorry Voddy, been into town

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Lany feckers I feel a boot camp coming on "

Uh oh!.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lany feckers I feel a boot camp coming on

Uh oh!..... "

I've got fecking new whips to whip you's up into shape

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Lany feckers I feel a boot camp coming on

Uh oh!.....

I've got fecking new whips to whip you's up into shape "

Oh god... well be gentle with me, I'm a delicate soul!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lany feckers I feel a boot camp coming on

Uh oh!.....

I've got fecking new whips to whip you's up into shape

Oh god... well be gentle with me, I'm a delicate soul! "

Yeah I know boundries

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Lany feckers I feel a boot camp coming on

Uh oh!.....

I've got fecking new whips to whip you's up into shape

Oh god... well be gentle with me, I'm a delicate soul!

Yeah I know boundries "

Hmmmm.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lany feckers I feel a boot camp coming on

Uh oh!.....

I've got fecking new whips to whip you's up into shape

Oh god... well be gentle with me, I'm a delicate soul!

Yeah I know boundries

Hmmmm..... "

Stop worrying

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Lany feckers I feel a boot camp coming on

Uh oh!.....

I've got fecking new whips to whip you's up into shape

Oh god... well be gentle with me, I'm a delicate soul!

Yeah I know boundries

Hmmmm.....

Stop worrying "

Ok..I put my full trust in you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lany feckers I feel a boot camp coming on

Uh oh!.....

I've got fecking new whips to whip you's up into shape

Oh god... well be gentle with me, I'm a delicate soul!

Yeah I know boundries

Hmmmm.....

Stop worrying

Ok..I put my full trust in you! "

You won't regret it ....I know boundries and donot break them....just wishad it was universal

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Lany feckers I feel a boot camp coming on

Uh oh!.....

I've got fecking new whips to whip you's up into shape

Oh god... well be gentle with me, I'm a delicate soul!

Yeah I know boundries

Hmmmm.....

Stop worrying

Ok..I put my full trust in you!

You won't regret it ....I know boundries and donot break them....just wishad it was universal "

I know you do Yes pity not everyone was the same isn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lany feckers I feel a boot camp coming on

Uh oh!.....

I've got fecking new whips to whip you's up into shape

Oh god... well be gentle with me, I'm a delicate soul!

Yeah I know boundries

Hmmmm.....

Stop worrying

Ok..I put my full trust in you!

You won't regret it ....I know boundries and donot break them....just wishad it was universal

I know you do Yes pity not everyone was the same isn't it? "

Yep life would be Sooooooooooo much easier without decept

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Lany feckers I feel a boot camp coming on

Uh oh!.....

I've got fecking new whips to whip you's up into shape

Oh god... well be gentle with me, I'm a delicate soul!

Yeah I know boundries

Hmmmm.....

Stop worrying

Ok..I put my full trust in you!

You won't regret it ....I know boundries and donot break them....just wishad it was universal

I know you do Yes pity not everyone was the same isn't it?

Yep life would be Sooooooooooo much easier without decept"

It so would...

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

I had to get madam to docs fast so Im let off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening to all the nice ladies and gents who frequent this thread

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

good evening dear mistress

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good evening to all the nice ladies and gents who frequent this thread "

Ooh I think I'm one of them...good evening

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I had to get madam to docs fast so Im let off"

Hope all is ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"good evening dear mistress "

Goodles evening my dear vodka....give you your sunay name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening to all the nice ladies and gents who frequent this thread

Ooh I think I'm one of them...good evening "

Goes without saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had to get madam to docs fast so Im let off

Hope all is ok "

Same here

....weren't sure if she was on about me first

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Good evening to all the nice ladies and gents who frequent this thread "

I hope that includes me too!

Evenin' all.

Hell's breaking loose here tonight. Rowing relatives attending a wedding in locality tomorrow. Two almighty arguments, resulting with one partner of one Cpl storming off site & had to break up fight between other two.

Read the Riot Act with everyone else to behave or leave!

Going to be interesting

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good evening to all the nice ladies and gents who frequent this thread

Ooh I think I'm one of them...good evening

Goes without saying "

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I had to get madam to docs fast so Im let off

Hope all is ok

Same here

....weren't sure if she was on about me first "

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good evening to all the nice ladies and gents who frequent this thread

I hope that includes me too!

Evenin' all.

Hell's breaking loose here tonight. Rowing relatives attending a wedding in locality tomorrow. Two almighty arguments, resulting with one partner of one Cpl storming off site & had to break up fight between other two.

Read the Riot Act with everyone else to behave or leave!

Going to be interesting

"

Ooh...sounds fun

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

hands out danish pasteries and hot choc

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Good evening to all the nice ladies and gents who frequent this thread

I hope that includes me too!

Evenin' all.

Hell's breaking loose here tonight. Rowing relatives attending a wedding in locality tomorrow. Two almighty arguments, resulting with one partner of one Cpl storming off site & had to break up fight between other two.

Read the Riot Act with everyone else to behave or leave!

Going to be interesting

Ooh...sounds fun "

sounds like our covers been blown sami

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Good evening to all the nice ladies and gents who frequent this thread

I hope that includes me too!

Evenin' all.

Hell's breaking loose here tonight. Rowing relatives attending a wedding in locality tomorrow. Two almighty arguments, resulting with one partner of one Cpl storming off site & had to break up fight between other two.

Read the Riot Act with everyone else to behave or leave!

Going to be interesting

Ooh...sounds fun "

Wanna join me and keep order?

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"hands out danish pasteries and hot choc "

Thanks gorgeous

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good evening to all the nice ladies and gents who frequent this thread

I hope that includes me too!

Evenin' all.

Hell's breaking loose here tonight. Rowing relatives attending a wedding in locality tomorrow. Two almighty arguments, resulting with one partner of one Cpl storming off site & had to break up fight between other two.

Read the Riot Act with everyone else to behave or leave!

Going to be interesting

Ooh...sounds fun sounds like our covers been blown sami "

Just run Voddy and don't look back...

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good evening to all the nice ladies and gents who frequent this thread

I hope that includes me too!

Evenin' all.

Hell's breaking loose here tonight. Rowing relatives attending a wedding in locality tomorrow. Two almighty arguments, resulting with one partner of one Cpl storming off site & had to break up fight between other two.

Read the Riot Act with everyone else to behave or leave!

Going to be interesting

Ooh...sounds fun

Wanna join me and keep order? "

No problem...dealt with worse in my time

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Good evening to all the nice ladies and gents who frequent this thread

I hope that includes me too!

Evenin' all.

Hell's breaking loose here tonight. Rowing relatives attending a wedding in locality tomorrow. Two almighty arguments, resulting with one partner of one Cpl storming off site & had to break up fight between other two.

Read the Riot Act with everyone else to behave or leave!

Going to be interesting

Ooh...sounds fun

Wanna join me and keep order?

No problem...dealt with worse in my time "

aye we deal with mistress just remove the coffee machine

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good evening to all the nice ladies and gents who frequent this thread

I hope that includes me too!

Evenin' all.

Hell's breaking loose here tonight. Rowing relatives attending a wedding in locality tomorrow. Two almighty arguments, resulting with one partner of one Cpl storming off site & had to break up fight between other two.

Read the Riot Act with everyone else to behave or leave!

Going to be interesting

Ooh...sounds fun

Wanna join me and keep order?

No problem...dealt with worse in my time aye we deal with mistress just remove the coffee machine "

Yep, we are sisters in arms

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Sisters, sisters

There were never such devoted sisters,

Never had to have a chaperone, no sir,

I'm there to keep my eye on her

Caring, sharing

Every little thing that we are wearing

When a certain gentleman arrived from rome

She wore the dress, and I stayed home

All kinds of weather, we stick together

The same in the rain and sun

Two different faces, but in tight places

We think and we act as one

Those who've seen us

Know that not a thing could come between us

Many men have tried to split us up, but no one can

Lord help the mister who comes between me and my sister

And lord help the sister, who comes between me and my man

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Good evening to all the nice ladies and gents who frequent this thread

I hope that includes me too!

Evenin' all.

Hell's breaking loose here tonight. Rowing relatives attending a wedding in locality tomorrow. Two almighty arguments, resulting with one partner of one Cpl storming off site & had to break up fight between other two.

Read the Riot Act with everyone else to behave or leave!

Going to be interesting

Ooh...sounds fun

Wanna join me and keep order?

No problem...dealt with worse in my time "

Ok at the mo, but if Voddy turns up, who knows? I might need you then!

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Sisters, sisters

There were never such devoted sisters,

Never had to have a chaperone, no sir,

I'm there to keep my eye on her

Caring, sharing

Every little thing that we are wearing

When a certain gentleman arrived from rome

She wore the dress, and I stayed home

All kinds of weather, we stick together

The same in the rain and sun

Two different faces, but in tight places

We think and we act as one

Those who've seen us

Know that not a thing could come between us

Many men have tried to split us up, but no one can

Lord help the mister who comes between me and my sister

And lord help the sister, who comes between me and my man"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sisters, sisters

There were never such devoted sisters,

Never had to have a chaperone, no sir,

I'm there to keep my eye on her

Caring, sharing

Every little thing that we are wearing

When a certain gentleman arrived from rome

She wore the dress, and I stayed home

All kinds of weather, we stick together

The same in the rain and sun

Two different faces, but in tight places

We think and we act as one

Those who've seen us

Know that not a thing could come between us

Many men have tried to split us up, but no one can

Lord help the mister who comes between me and my sister

And lord help the sister, who comes between me and my man"

Feck me... I'd better find a wig out

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Sisters, sisters

There were never such devoted sisters,

Never had to have a chaperone, no sir,

I'm there to keep my eye on her

Caring, sharing

Every little thing that we are wearing

When a certain gentleman arrived from rome

She wore the dress, and I stayed home

All kinds of weather, we stick together

The same in the rain and sun

Two different faces, but in tight places

We think and we act as one

Those who've seen us

Know that not a thing could come between us

Many men have tried to split us up, but no one can

Lord help the mister who comes between me and my sister

And lord help the sister, who comes between me and my man

Feck me... I'd better find a wig out "

Haha, the Beverley Sisters, me and you could be the twins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sisters, sisters

There were never such devoted sisters,

Never had to have a chaperone, no sir,

I'm there to keep my eye on her

Caring, sharing

Every little thing that we are wearing

When a certain gentleman arrived from rome

She wore the dress, and I stayed home

All kinds of weather, we stick together

The same in the rain and sun

Two different faces, but in tight places

We think and we act as one

Those who've seen us

Know that not a thing could come between us

Many men have tried to split us up, but no one can

Lord help the mister who comes between me and my sister

And lord help the sister, who comes between me and my man

Feck me... I'd better find a wig out

Haha, the Beverley Sisters, me and you could be the twins "

Haha morning samiit's good to see you up and about earlyish

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Morning all its mad out and hot

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Sisters, sisters

There were never such devoted sisters,

Never had to have a chaperone, no sir,

I'm there to keep my eye on her

Caring, sharing

Every little thing that we are wearing

When a certain gentleman arrived from rome

She wore the dress, and I stayed home

All kinds of weather, we stick together

The same in the rain and sun

Two different faces, but in tight places

We think and we act as one

Those who've seen us

Know that not a thing could come between us

Many men have tried to split us up, but no one can

Lord help the mister who comes between me and my sister

And lord help the sister, who comes between me and my man

Feck me... I'd better find a wig out

Haha, the Beverley Sisters, me and you could be the twins

Haha morning samiit's good to see you up and about earlyish "

Morning Mistress, hope you have a good bank holiday weekend

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning all its mad out and hot "

Morning Voddy, raining here at the moment, you ok this morning?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Morning all its mad out and hot

Morning Voddy, raining here at the moment, you ok this morning? "

morning sami got up went shop got home had to go back to shop forgot me leccy.so had a free latte to test machine didn't sleep much as in and out to madam xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sisters, sisters

There were never such devoted sisters,

Never had to have a chaperone, no sir,

I'm there to keep my eye on her

Caring, sharing

Every little thing that we are wearing

When a certain gentleman arrived from rome

She wore the dress, and I stayed home

All kinds of weather, we stick together

The same in the rain and sun

Two different faces, but in tight places

We think and we act as one

Those who've seen us

Know that not a thing could come between us

Many men have tried to split us up, but no one can

Lord help the mister who comes between me and my sister

And lord help the sister, who comes between me and my man

Feck me... I'd better find a wig out

Haha, the Beverley Sisters, me and you could be the twins

Haha morning samiit's good to see you up and about earlyish

Morning Mistress, hope you have a good bank holiday weekend "

I won't be spending two hours on that shite bank holiday car boot this weekend

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning all its mad out and hot

Morning Voddy, raining here at the moment, you ok this morning? morning sami got up went shop got home had to go back to shop forgot me leccy.so had a free latte to test machine didn't sleep much as in and out to madam xx"

Ah bless you. Have a good weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all its mad out and hot "

It's shite here.. gother the washing in Bury I don't think there's a cat in hells chance of it drying on the line

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Sisters, sisters

There were never such devoted sisters,

Never had to have a chaperone, no sir,

I'm there to keep my eye on her

Caring, sharing

Every little thing that we are wearing

When a certain gentleman arrived from rome

She wore the dress, and I stayed home

All kinds of weather, we stick together

The same in the rain and sun

Two different faces, but in tight places

We think and we act as one

Those who've seen us

Know that not a thing could come between us

Many men have tried to split us up, but no one can

Lord help the mister who comes between me and my sister

And lord help the sister, who comes between me and my man

Feck me... I'd better find a wig out

Haha, the Beverley Sisters, me and you could be the twins

Haha morning samiit's good to see you up and about earlyish

Morning Mistress, hope you have a good bank holiday weekend

I won't be spending two hours on that shite bank holiday car boot this weekend "

Haha!

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning all its mad out and hot

It's shite here.. gother the washing in Bury I don't think there's a cat in hells chance of it drying on the line "

We were supposed to have nice weather this weekend, but they keep changing the forecast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all its mad out and hot

It's shite here.. gother the washing in Bury I don't think there's a cat in hells chance of it drying on the line

We were supposed to have nice weather this weekend, but they keep changing the forecast "

Silky's willike dry indoors though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all its mad out and hot

It's shite here.. gother the washing in Bury I don't think there's a cat in hells chance of it drying on the line

We were supposed to have nice weather this weekend, but they keep changing the forecast

Silky's willike dry indoors though

"

Feck I don't know what that auto carrot is doing to me....make me sound a proper fecking commoner

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning all its mad out and hot

It's shite here.. gother the washing in Bury I don't think there's a cat in hells chance of it drying on the line

We were supposed to have nice weather this weekend, but they keep changing the forecast

Silky's willike dry indoors though "

Haha, that almost rhymes

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Morning all its mad out and hot

It's shite here.. gother the washing in Bury I don't think there's a cat in hells chance of it drying on the line

We were supposed to have nice weather this weekend, but they keep changing the forecast

Silky's willike dry indoors though

Feck I don't know what that auto carrot is doing to me....make me sound a proper fecking commoner "

no comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all its mad out and hot

It's shite here.. gother the washing in Bury I don't think there's a cat in hells chance of it drying on the line

We were supposed to have nice weather this weekend, but they keep changing the forecast

Silky's willike dry indoors though

Feck I don't know what that auto carrot is doing to me....make me sound a proper fecking commoner no comment "

Best fecking way

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Morning all its mad out and hot

It's shite here.. gother the washing in Bury I don't think there's a cat in hells chance of it drying on the line

We were supposed to have nice weather this weekend, but they keep changing the forecast

Silky's willike dry indoors though

Feck I don't know what that auto carrot is doing to me....make me sound a proper fecking commoner no comment

Best fecking way"

you gotta be refined if your going on holibobs with sami

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all its mad out and hot

It's shite here.. gother the washing in Bury I don't think there's a cat in hells chance of it drying on the line

We were supposed to have nice weather this weekend, but they keep changing the forecast

Silky's willike dry indoors though

Feck I don't know what that auto carrot is doing to me....make me sound a proper fecking commoner no comment

Best fecking wayyou gotta be refined if your going on holibobs with sami "

Oh I'm back feltz' s evil twin took over my phone...whilst I was conked the fecker....I've scattered him and got me phone back so normal service has fecking resumed

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Morning all its mad out and hot

It's shite here.. gother the washing in Bury I don't think there's a cat in hells chance of it drying on the line

We were supposed to have nice weather this weekend, but they keep changing the forecast

Silky's willike dry indoors though

Feck I don't know what that auto carrot is doing to me....make me sound a proper fecking commoner no comment

Best fecking wayyou gotta be refined if your going on holibobs with sami

Oh I'm back feltz' s evil twin took over my phone...whilst I was conked the fecker....I've scattered him and got me phone back so normal service has fecking resumed "

Thank feck for that now mak e m a latte please ducks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all its mad out and hot

It's shite here.. gother the washing in Bury I don't think there's a cat in hells chance of it drying on the line

We were supposed to have nice weather this weekend, but they keep changing the forecast

Silky's willike dry indoors though

Feck I don't know what that auto carrot is doing to me....make me sound a proper fecking commoner no comment

Best fecking wayyou gotta be refined if your going on holibobs with sami

Oh I'm back feltz' s evil twin took over my phone...whilst I was conked the fecker....I've scattered him and got me phone back so normal service has fecking resumed Thank feck for that now mak e m a latte please ducks "

There you go _oddy ..one single shot with a fecking big heart surrounded by mini hearts and a splash of caramel in it

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning all its mad out and hot

It's shite here.. gother the washing in Bury I don't think there's a cat in hells chance of it drying on the line

We were supposed to have nice weather this weekend, but they keep changing the forecast

Silky's willike dry indoors though

Feck I don't know what that auto carrot is doing to me....make me sound a proper fecking commoner no comment

Best fecking wayyou gotta be refined if your going on holibobs with sami

Oh I'm back feltz' s evil twin took over my phone...whilst I was conked the fecker....I've scattered him and got me phone back so normal service has fecking resumed "

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning all its mad out and hot

It's shite here.. gother the washing in Bury I don't think there's a cat in hells chance of it drying on the line

We were supposed to have nice weather this weekend, but they keep changing the forecast

Silky's willike dry indoors though

Feck I don't know what that auto carrot is doing to me....make me sound a proper fecking commoner no comment

Best fecking wayyou gotta be refined if your going on holibobs with sami

Oh I'm back feltz' s evil twin took over my phone...whilst I was conked the fecker....I've scattered him and got me phone back so normal service has fecking resumed Thank feck for that now mak e m a latte please ducks

There you go _oddy ..one single shot with a fecking big heart surrounded by mini hearts and a splash of caramel in it "

Instant please....been weeing...I mean Weeding...all afternoon

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Morning all its mad out and hot

It's shite here.. gother the washing in Bury I don't think there's a cat in hells chance of it drying on the line

We were supposed to have nice weather this weekend, but they keep changing the forecast

Silky's willike dry indoors though

Feck I don't know what that auto carrot is doing to me....make me sound a proper fecking commoner no comment

Best fecking wayyou gotta be refined if your going on holibobs with sami

Oh I'm back feltz' s evil twin took over my phone...whilst I was conked the fecker....I've scattered him and got me phone back so normal service has fecking resumed Thank feck for that now mak e m a latte please ducks

There you go _oddy ..one single shot with a fecking big heart surrounded by mini hearts and a splash of caramel in it

Instant please....been weeing...I mean Weeding...all afternoon "

ur plants will be OK in the hose pipe ban if ur weeing in the garden

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over a year ago


"Morning all its mad out and hot

It's shite here.. gother the washing in Bury I don't think there's a cat in hells chance of it drying on the line

We were supposed to have nice weather this weekend, but they keep changing the forecast

Silky's willike dry indoors though

Feck I don't know what that auto carrot is doing to me....make me sound a proper fecking commoner no comment

Best fecking wayyou gotta be refined if your going on holibobs with sami

Oh I'm back feltz' s evil twin took over my phone...whilst I was conked the fecker....I've scattered him and got me phone back so normal service has fecking resumed Thank feck for that now mak e m a latte please ducks

There you go _oddy ..one single shot with a fecking big heart surrounded by mini hearts and a splash of caramel in it

Instant please....been weeing...I mean Weeding...all afternoon "

Are you sure now?

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning all its mad out and hot

It's shite here.. gother the washing in Bury I don't think there's a cat in hells chance of it drying on the line

We were supposed to have nice weather this weekend, but they keep changing the forecast

Silky's willike dry indoors though

Feck I don't know what that auto carrot is doing to me....make me sound a proper fecking commoner no comment

Best fecking wayyou gotta be refined if your going on holibobs with sami

Oh I'm back feltz' s evil twin took over my phone...whilst I was conked the fecker....I've scattered him and got me phone back so normal service has fecking resumed Thank feck for that now mak e m a latte please ducks

There you go _oddy ..one single shot with a fecking big heart surrounded by mini hearts and a splash of caramel in it

Instant please....been weeing...I mean Weeding...all afternoon ur plants will be OK in the hose pipe ban if ur weeing in the garden "

Yes my weak bladder has used it's advantages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all its mad out and hot

It's shite here.. gother the washing in Bury I don't think there's a cat in hells chance of it drying on the line

We were supposed to have nice weather this weekend, but they keep changing the forecast

Silky's willike dry indoors though

Feck I don't know what that auto carrot is doing to me....make me sound a proper fecking commoner no comment

Best fecking wayyou gotta be refined if your going on holibobs with sami

Oh I'm back feltz' s evil twin took over my phone...whilst I was conked the fecker....I've scattered him and got me phone back so normal service has fecking resumed Thank feck for that now mak e m a latte please ducks

There you go _oddy ..one single shot with a fecking big heart surrounded by mini hearts and a splash of caramel in it

Instant please....been weeing...I mean Weeding...all afternoon ur plants will be OK in the hose pipe ban if ur weeing in the garden "

Nah its likether acid rain....it kills the feckers off

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning all its mad out and hot

It's shite here.. gother the washing in Bury I don't think there's a cat in hells chance of it drying on the line

We were supposed to have nice weather this weekend, but they keep changing the forecast

Silky's willike dry indoors though

Feck I don't know what that auto carrot is doing to me....make me sound a proper fecking commoner no comment

Best fecking wayyou gotta be refined if your going on holibobs with sami

Oh I'm back feltz' s evil twin took over my phone...whilst I was conked the fecker....I've scattered him and got me phone back so normal service has fecking resumed Thank feck for that now mak e m a latte please ducks

There you go _oddy ..one single shot with a fecking big heart surrounded by mini hearts and a splash of caramel in it

Instant please....been weeing...I mean Weeding...all afternoon

Are you sure now? "

Well we do have some secluded hedges

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all its mad out and hot

It's shite here.. gother the washing in Bury I don't think there's a cat in hells chance of it drying on the line

We were supposed to have nice weather this weekend, but they keep changing the forecast

Silky's willike dry indoors though

Feck I don't know what that auto carrot is doing to me....make me sound a proper fecking commoner no comment

Best fecking wayyou gotta be refined if your going on holibobs with sami

Oh I'm back feltz' s evil twin took over my phone...whilst I was conked the fecker....I've scattered him and got me phone back so normal service has fecking resumed Thank feck for that now mak e m a latte please ducks

There you go _oddy ..one single shot with a fecking big heart surrounded by mini hearts and a splash of caramel in it

Instant please....been weeing...I mean Weeding...all afternoon ur plants will be OK in the hose pipe ban if ur weeing in the garden

Yes my weak bladder has used it's advantages "

Orange waterms in the morning...dead plants at night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feck whats going on withe me auto Catton ffs

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning all its mad out and hot

It's shite here.. gother the washing in Bury I don't think there's a cat in hells chance of it drying on the line

We were supposed to have nice weather this weekend, but they keep changing the forecast

Silky's willike dry indoors though

Feck I don't know what that auto carrot is doing to me....make me sound a proper fecking commoner no comment

Best fecking wayyou gotta be refined if your going on holibobs with sami

Oh I'm back feltz' s evil twin took over my phone...whilst I was conked the fecker....I've scattered him and got me phone back so normal service has fecking resumed Thank feck for that now mak e m a latte please ducks

There you go _oddy ..one single shot with a fecking big heart surrounded by mini hearts and a splash of caramel in it

Instant please....been weeing...I mean Weeding...all afternoon ur plants will be OK in the hose pipe ban if ur weeing in the garden

Nah its likether acid rain....it kills the feckers off "

Oh god...don't tell hubby!

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Feck whats going on withe me auto Catton ffs "

I get your drift!

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Sausage and mash and petit pois, if anybody interested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sausage and mash and petit pois, if anybody interested "

I would love a plate...onion gravy?

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Sausage and mash and petit pois, if anybody interested

I would love a plate...onion gravy? "

Yep onion gravy always!

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Right off to dish up...get up the table!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right off to dish up...get up the table! "

Will do dare I ask for a slice of bread and butter too

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Sits at the table you got a t towel I'm wearing a white top

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Right off to dish up...get up the table! "
Mistress why are you on the posh table

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right off to dish up...get up the table! Mistress why are you on the posh table "

Fecking knew you would pop up at the mention of a fecking sausage

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Right off to dish up...get up the table! Mistress why are you on the posh table

Fecking knew you would pop up at the mention of a fecking sausage "

I love bangers n mash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right off to dish up...get up the table! Mistress why are you on the posh table

Fecking knew you would pop up at the mention of a fecking sausage I love bangers n mash"

It comes a close second ....liver onion and mash coming in first

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Right off to dish up...get up the table! Mistress why are you on the posh table

Fecking knew you would pop up at the mention of a fecking sausage I love bangers n mash

It comes a close second ....liver onion and mash coming in first "

dont forget the bacon in it and add swede and cabbage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right off to dish up...get up the table! Mistress why are you on the posh table

Fecking knew you would pop up at the mention of a fecking sausage I love bangers n mash

It comes a close second ....liver onion and mash coming in first dont forget the bacon in it and add swede and cabbage"

Nah just furrows bigga peas now of this petty 4s ffs

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Right off to dish up...get up the table! Mistress why are you on the posh table

Fecking knew you would pop up at the mention of a fecking sausage I love bangers n mash

It comes a close second ....liver onion and mash coming in first dont forget the bacon in it and add swede and cabbage

Nah just furrows bigga peas now of this petty 4s ffs "

wot bout tom petty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right off to dish up...get up the table! Mistress why are you on the posh table

Fecking knew you would pop up at the mention of a fecking sausage I love bangers n mash

It comes a close second ....liver onion and mash coming in first dont forget the bacon in it and add swede and cabbage

Nah just furrows bigga peas now of this petty 4s ffs wot bout tom petty"

Nah black eyed peas....

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Sits at the table you got a t towel I'm wearing a white top"

Always have a towel ready for you Voddy, I know you're a bit messy with your food

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Right off to dish up...get up the table! Mistress why are you on the posh table

Fecking knew you would pop up at the mention of a fecking sausage I love bangers n mash

It comes a close second ....liver onion and mash coming in first dont forget the bacon in it and add swede and cabbage

Nah just furrows bigga peas now of this petty 4s ffs "

They are more classy.... Cats arse...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am i too late, just got here with my toffee pops?

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Am i too late, just got here with my toffee pops?"

Your toffee pops are most welcome, thank you, but the sausage and mash has all gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats cool, not keen on other peoples gravy anyway

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Thats cool, not keen on other peoples gravy anyway "

Doh, why not , my gravy is lovely

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Evenin' all.

Sami. Looking at previous post, should we get Voddy one of those pre-formed plastic toddlers Bibs with the scoop base to pick up food debris.

Order via Mothercare before they fold?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All out of biscuits and tesco is shut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im sure it is, and mixed with mine im sure it would be heavenly. A third chefs special sauce would ruin the dish for me im afraid tho

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evenin' all.

Sami. Looking at previous post, should we get Voddy one of those pre-formed plastic toddlers Bibs with the scoop base to pick up food debris.

Order via Mothercare before they fold? "

Oh I don't know Iain, maybe she just shouldn't wear white tops.... . Now I have to start the new thread a I've killed this one

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