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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Come in sit down and take the weight of the world off your shoulders....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooo cake, I haven’t eaten all day can I have tea and cake please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooo cake, I haven’t eaten all day can I have tea and cake please?

Of course.... how do you take it? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooo cake, I haven’t eaten all day can I have tea and cake please?

Of course.... how do you take it? X"

Tea? I like weak tea

and chocolate cake please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooo cake, I haven’t eaten all day can I have tea and cake please?

Of course.... how do you take it? X

Tea? I like weak tea

and chocolate cake please

On it's way... sugar is on the table xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m concerned that I don’t eat as regularly as I should and would like 100% of my daily allowance of sugar all in one go so I don’t forget.

One Krispy Kreme doughnut please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m concerned that I don’t eat as regularly as I should and would like 100% of my daily allowance of sugar all in one go so I don’t forget.

One Krispy Kreme doughnut please

We make all of our cakes in house.... no bought in rubbish here

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Cream tea for me please

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

A nice slice of lemon drizzle would be most welcome

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cream tea for me please

Jam or cream first?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A nice slice of lemon drizzle would be most welcome "

Good choice... the drizzle is very tangy xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Angel cake for me

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Cream tea for me please

Jam or cream first?"

Jam always. Butter, jam, cream.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cream tea for me please

Jam or cream first?

Jam always. Butter, jam, cream.

Proper Cornish tea then xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Angel cake for me"

On it's way

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Bed waiting

Got a hunger for a Belgian bun

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Got a hunger for a Belgian bun

They're in the oven...

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

Oooh an iced cinnamon bun for me please and a cup of green tea

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oooh an iced cinnamon bun for me please and a cup of green tea

We only have Twinnings... be right with you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lemon drizzle here please xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lemon drizzle here please xx"

Looks like drizzle maybe a favourite today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lemon drizzle omg lemon drizzle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lemon drizzle omg lemon drizzle

Only 5 slices left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lemon drizzle omg lemon drizzle

Only 5 slices left

I'll take them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love lemon drizzle mmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lemon drizzle omg lemon drizzle

Only 5 slices left

I'll take them"

Sorry... one slice per customer... it's that popular.... maybe try the black forest gateux?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love lemon drizzle mmm"

4 slices left

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

Carrot cake and mint tea please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lemon drizzle omg lemon drizzle

Only 5 slices left

I'll take them"

You must always share after all sharing is caring lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Carrot cake and mint tea please.

An unusual combination.... however, it is on its way x

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

"Carrot cake and mint tea please.

An unusual combination.... however, it is on its way x"

I like the unusual x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Carrot cake and mint tea please.

An unusual combination.... however, it is on its way x

I like the unusual x"

Unusual is rarely boring xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lemon drizzle omg lemon drizzle

Only 5 slices left

I'll take them

Sorry... one slice per customer... it's that popular.... maybe try the black forest gateux?"

Nah. The cherries tend to make it minging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a cup of tea, milk no sugar and a piece of that Black Forest gateau please x

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By *ailor_poonCouple
over a year ago

wirral

Red velvet cake for us please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a cup of tea, milk no sugar and a piece of that Black Forest gateau please x "

Certainly.... sugar is on the table xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Red velvet cake for us please

A discerning lady xxx anything to drink? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice Victoria Sponge and a cup of tea please. I’m in a hormonal state of mind and don’t know if I want a hug or a fight. Cake would be better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cream horn and tea please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A nice Victoria Sponge and a cup of tea please. I’m in a hormonal state of mind and don’t know if I want a hug or a fight. Cake would be better. "

The old classic Vic Sponge... coming right up.. and a hug is of no extra charge... if you want it xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A cream horn and tea please x"

For you... a cream horn is a very appropriate cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A nice Victoria Sponge and a cup of tea please. I’m in a hormonal state of mind and don’t know if I want a hug or a fight. Cake would be better.

The old classic Vic Sponge... coming right up.. and a hug is of no extra charge... if you want it xx"

A hug would be super. I’m eating the WHOLE cake by the way and not sharing. Cross me if you dare

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A nice Victoria Sponge and a cup of tea please. I’m in a hormonal state of mind and don’t know if I want a hug or a fight. Cake would be better.

The old classic Vic Sponge... coming right up.. and a hug is of no extra charge... if you want it xx

A hug would be super. I’m eating the WHOLE cake by the way and not sharing. Cross me if you dare

There's time for me to make another.... you eat as much as you like xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cream horn and tea please x

For you... a cream horn is a very appropriate cake

However do you mean xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A cream horn and tea please x

For you... a cream horn is a very appropriate cake

However do you mean xx"

Just that you like cream horns

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Cake? Where where, I can't see any cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cream horn and tea please x

For you... a cream horn is a very appropriate cake

However do you mean xx

Just that you like cream horns

Yep x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cake? Where where, I can't see any cake

'Coz you haven't ordered one yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake? Where where, I can't see any cake

Right in front of you silly x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake? Where where, I can't see any cake

'Coz you haven't ordered one yet "

He's got a big one already x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cake? Where where, I can't see any cake

'Coz you haven't ordered one yet

He's got a big one already x"

An excellent chocolate by the looks

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

Right I’ve avoided this thread long enough, you knew I would be tempted in to your big cake thread to be teased by the huge selection on offer. Save me some Victoria sponge and I will pop along as soon as I’ve finished work.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right I’ve avoided this thread long enough, you knew I would be tempted in to your big cake thread to be teased by the huge selection on offer. Save me some Victoria sponge and I will pop along as soon as I’ve finished work.

I did have an inkling you may like this thread.... I have just put a new Victoria sponge in the oven as High Heels ate all of the last one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake? Where where, I can't see any cake

'Coz you haven't ordered one yet

He's got a big one already x

An excellent chocolate by the looks"

He stole it x

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Cake? Where where, I can't see any cake

'Coz you haven't ordered one yet

He's got a big one already x"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cake? Where where, I can't see any cake

'Coz you haven't ordered one yet

He's got a big one already x

An excellent chocolate by the looks

He stole it x"

Not from my shop he didn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake? Where where, I can't see any cake

'Coz you haven't ordered one yet

He's got a big one already x

I was referring too your cake x,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A big slice if Lardy cake for me please. And I'll have a cup of Rosie to wash it down. Ta.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A big slice if Lardy cake for me please. And I'll have a cup of Rosie to wash it down. Ta."

Tetley or Yorkshire?

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

I did have an inkling you may like this thread.... I have just put a new Victoria sponge in the oven as High Heels ate all of the last one "

High Heels ate the Victoria sponge

She’s not on my hotlist anymore

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I did have an inkling you may like this thread.... I have just put a new Victoria sponge in the oven as High Heels ate all of the last one

High Heels ate the Victoria sponge

She’s not on my hotlist anymore

Funny enough... she is now on mine though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pink prosecco cake please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pink prosecco cake please x"

Ooo that’s sounds delicious

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pink prosecco cake please x

Ooo that’s sounds delicious

Never made that... but I will find a recipe xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have some of the black forest gateau, please, and a decent mug (300mls at least) of strong milky coffee

. Pretty please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll have some of the black forest gateau, please, and a decent mug (300mls at least) of strong milky coffee

. Pretty please

We have a wide selection of pint sized mugs.. . Black forest is on its way too xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have some of the black forest gateau, please, and a decent mug (300mls at least) of strong milky coffee

. Pretty please

We have a wide selection of pint sized mugs.. . Black forest is on its way too xx"

Wow, thank you very much

. I really like my coffee

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll have some of the black forest gateau, please, and a decent mug (300mls at least) of strong milky coffee

. Pretty please

We have a wide selection of pint sized mugs.. . Black forest is on its way too xx

Wow, thank you very much

. I really like my coffee

This is a cake shop where we really value customer service and giving the best customer service, leaving them properly satisfied xxx

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

Is the Victoria sponge ready yet. I’m just finishing work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in the wrong place for cheese on toast and mug of tea then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is the Victoria sponge ready yet. I’m just finishing work

Just pipping the cream on now xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm in the wrong place for cheese on toast and mug of tea then?

Sorry.. we only do cakes

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I missed out on a bit of chocolate fudge cake at work today, greedy fuckers ate the lot and some took an extra bit to save for tomorrow

So I'll have a bit.....ta x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I missed out on a bit of chocolate fudge cake at work today, greedy fuckers ate the lot and some took an extra bit to save for tomorrow

So I'll have a bit.....ta x"

Some people.... so selfish.... you can gladly have some.of my home made fudge cake xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone say tea and cake?

A nice big slice of coffee cake and a strong tea one sugar please

Miss s x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did someone say tea and cake?

A nice big slice of coffee cake and a strong tea one sugar please

Miss s x"

Woman after my own heart xxx

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"I missed out on a bit of chocolate fudge cake at work today, greedy fuckers ate the lot and some took an extra bit to save for tomorrow

So I'll have a bit.....ta x

Some people.... so selfish.... you can gladly have some.of my home made fudge cake xxx"

Perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did someone say tea and cake?

A nice big slice of coffee cake and a strong tea one sugar please

Miss s x

Woman after my own heart xxx"

Maybe we can share then

Miss s x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes! Cake!

I’ve been craving a proper piece of Victoria sponge...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes! Cake!

I’ve been craving a proper piece of Victoria sponge..."

I make a mean Victoria sponge, I could just devour a giant slice now actually

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

Lemon drizzle please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A nice Victoria Sponge and a cup of tea please. I’m in a hormonal state of mind and don’t know if I want a hug or a fight. Cake would be better. "

I’ll fight you for a hug after your cake, how’s that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A big fat Bavarian slice for me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May I have one of each please,and a glass of milk,on second thoughts,make that a pint of milk,looks like there are a lot of cakes.

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By *ngrylookingpenis123Woman
over a year ago

Could I have a split fake cream doughnut please and a pot of tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes! Cake!

I’ve been craving a proper piece of Victoria sponge...

I make a mean Victoria sponge, I could just devour a giant slice now actually

Can I place an order!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice cup of English breakfast and a very fruity gooey Flapjack please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sorry people... the shop had to close early yesterday... ran out of cakes....

But been baking all night so what are you having?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry people... the shop had to close early yesterday... ran out of cakes....

But been baking all night so what are you having?"

Can I have a big portion of Devil cake please

You know what they say, you are what you eat

Mrs xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry people... the shop had to close early yesterday... ran out of cakes....

But been baking all night so what are you having?

Can I have a big portion of Devil cake please

You know what they say, you are what you eat

Mrs xx"

Big portions are a speciality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pink prosecco cake please x

Ooo that’s sounds delicious

Never made that... but I will find a recipe xxx"

I have!

Use Rosewater and Sainsburys do a Prosecco flavouring. A little Coloursplash Strawberry colour and a but of raspberry jam and prosseco buttercream and Bob is your Mother's Brother!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pink prosecco cake please x

Ooo that’s sounds delicious

Never made that... but I will find a recipe xxx

I have!

Use Rosewater and Sainsburys do a Prosecco flavouring. A little Coloursplash Strawberry colour and a but of raspberry jam and prosseco buttercream and Bob is your Mother's Brother!

It will be on its way shortly topped with candles and a sparklers for your birthday.... xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any lemon drizzle left?

Morning all x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any lemon drizzle left?

Morning all x"

Fresh one just out of the oven. Sit down and make yourself comfortable xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any lemon drizzle left?

Morning all x

Fresh one just out of the oven. Sit down and make yourself comfortable xx"

Perfect mmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now I think about it, I haven't had a slice of carrot cake for ages, and it's my favourite..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Now I think about it, I haven't had a slice of carrot cake for ages, and it's my favourite.."

Carrot cake is always on the menu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pink prosecco cake please x

Ooo that’s sounds delicious

Never made that... but I will find a recipe xxx

I have!

Use Rosewater and Sainsburys do a Prosecco flavouring. A little Coloursplash Strawberry colour and a but of raspberry jam and prosseco buttercream and Bob is your Mother's Brother!

It will be on its way shortly topped with candles and a sparklers for your birthday.... xxx"

I wish!

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Can I have a Latte and a Cadbury Smash cake please I am over indulging today.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a Latte and a Cadbury Smash cake please I am over indulging today."

Over indulge away... that's what we are all here for xx

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