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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Is it OK and acceptable to have a trouser jossle whilst looking at the pretty ladies?

Because if it is I'm going to be bashing my bishop till its the colour of blue waffle.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Ditch the cock pics write more about..... oh wait no just bash 1 out you'll be right.

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Ditch the cock pics write more about..... oh wait no just bash 1 out you'll be right. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it OK and acceptable to have a trouser jossle whilst looking at the pretty ladies?

Because if it is I'm going to be bashing my bishop till its the colour of blue waffle.

"

As long as it's acceptable to get a wide on for us girls?

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Is it OK and acceptable to have a trouser jossle whilst looking at the pretty ladies?

Because if it is I'm going to be bashing my bishop till its the colour of blue waffle.

As long as it's acceptable to get a wide on for us girls?"

Absolutely of course.

Fairs fair, equal right n'all.

Although I very much doubt there's anything on my profile that'd get you fizzing at the bung hole.....

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Sloppier the better, I think. With kitchen implements for that ‘je ne sais pas’ air. Insertions, though, can be a bit hard to take so bear the viewers eyes and mind in mind when you think ‘ooh! I wonder if that will fit?’ as some people have a delicate constitution.

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Sloppier the better, I think. With kitchen implements for that ‘je ne sais pas’ air. Insertions, though, can be a bit hard to take so bear the viewers eyes and mind in mind when you think ‘ooh! I wonder if that will fit?’ as some people have a delicate constitution. "

Sloppy you say, so I could use, like, custard, as a lube?

I wouldn't want to rub it so fast it catches fire......

Burnt bell end ain't fun.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Sloppier the better, I think. With kitchen implements for that ‘je ne sais pas’ air. Insertions, though, can be a bit hard to take so bear the viewers eyes and mind in mind when you think ‘ooh! I wonder if that will fit?’ as some people have a delicate constitution.

Sloppy you say, so I could use, like, custard, as a lube?

I wouldn't want to rub it so fast it catches fire......

Burnt bell end ain't fun.

"

Perhaps you should go through your kitchen cupboards and try out different foods for lube....custard might leave suspicious thoughts in people’s minds....honey, walnut oil, lard for the ‘he-man’ experience. Put some saucy photos up as well. Ketchup might raise some eyebrows as would brown sauce.

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Sloppier the better, I think. With kitchen implements for that ‘je ne sais pas’ air. Insertions, though, can be a bit hard to take so bear the viewers eyes and mind in mind when you think ‘ooh! I wonder if that will fit?’ as some people have a delicate constitution.

Sloppy you say, so I could use, like, custard, as a lube?

I wouldn't want to rub it so fast it catches fire......

Burnt bell end ain't fun.

Perhaps you should go through your kitchen cupboards and try out different foods for lube....custard might leave suspicious thoughts in people’s minds....honey, walnut oil, lard for the ‘he-man’ experience. Put some saucy photos up as well. Ketchup might raise some eyebrows as would brown sauce. "

Hmmmmm lard you say.....

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Sloppier the better, I think. With kitchen implements for that ‘je ne sais pas’ air. Insertions, though, can be a bit hard to take so bear the viewers eyes and mind in mind when you think ‘ooh! I wonder if that will fit?’ as some people have a delicate constitution.

Sloppy you say, so I could use, like, custard, as a lube?

I wouldn't want to rub it so fast it catches fire......

Burnt bell end ain't fun.

Perhaps you should go through your kitchen cupboards and try out different foods for lube....custard might leave suspicious thoughts in people’s minds....honey, walnut oil, lard for the ‘he-man’ experience. Put some saucy photos up as well. Ketchup might raise some eyebrows as would brown sauce.

Hmmmmm lard you say....."

Do an arse photo with you looking coyly over your shoulder like Barbara Windsor outside the bus outside the BallsWorth Youth Hostel in Carry on Camping but in the background have a smear of lard and a rolling pin on view. Peoples pervy minds will make a subconscious connection.

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Sloppier the better, I think. With kitchen implements for that ‘je ne sais pas’ air. Insertions, though, can be a bit hard to take so bear the viewers eyes and mind in mind when you think ‘ooh! I wonder if that will fit?’ as some people have a delicate constitution.

Sloppy you say, so I could use, like, custard, as a lube?

I wouldn't want to rub it so fast it catches fire......

Burnt bell end ain't fun.

Perhaps you should go through your kitchen cupboards and try out different foods for lube....custard might leave suspicious thoughts in people’s minds....honey, walnut oil, lard for the ‘he-man’ experience. Put some saucy photos up as well. Ketchup might raise some eyebrows as would brown sauce.

Hmmmmm lard you say.....

Do an arse photo with you looking coyly over your shoulder like Barbara Windsor outside the bus outside the BallsWorth Youth Hostel in Carry on Camping but in the background have a smear of lard and a rolling pin on view. Peoples pervy minds will make a subconscious connection. "

My God Sir you have a keen eye for detail.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Sloppier the better, I think. With kitchen implements for that ‘je ne sais pas’ air. Insertions, though, can be a bit hard to take so bear the viewers eyes and mind in mind when you think ‘ooh! I wonder if that will fit?’ as some people have a delicate constitution.

Sloppy you say, so I could use, like, custard, as a lube?

I wouldn't want to rub it so fast it catches fire......

Burnt bell end ain't fun.

Perhaps you should go through your kitchen cupboards and try out different foods for lube....custard might leave suspicious thoughts in people’s minds....honey, walnut oil, lard for the ‘he-man’ experience. Put some saucy photos up as well. Ketchup might raise some eyebrows as would brown sauce.

Hmmmmm lard you say.....

Do an arse photo with you looking coyly over your shoulder like Barbara Windsor outside the bus outside the BallsWorth Youth Hostel in Carry on Camping but in the background have a smear of lard and a rolling pin on view. Peoples pervy minds will make a subconscious connection.

My God Sir you have a keen eye for detail."

I’m a photo zoomer-inner

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