FabSwingers.com forum: Manly things (DIY etc)

By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Good morning Fabsters

I find a man who can do DIY a massive turn on, love it how he describes how he is going to carry out such a task.

It can be anything from changing a lock to chopping down a tree or screwing something tight in place.

So guys if you’re nifty with a sledgehammer, a screwdriver or other please post here what manly things you intend to do today and keep a mature lady (me) happy today....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gonna leave the toilet seat that I'm fitting later up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll be back in a minute, I think I need a bigger tool.

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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I'm gonna leave the toilet seat that I'm fitting later up "

That’s not the kind of thing I meant honey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fix things on an oil rig and in my spare time do work on the cars, carpentry and happily tackle plumbing etc.

I love tools in general lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can tackle most diy jobs, including small building projects, landscape your garden (lady gardens included), strip, clean and re zero your firearms, service your car, boat and small aeroplane. I just love working with my hands really..

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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I can tackle most diy jobs, including small building projects, landscape your garden (lady gardens included), strip, clean and re zero your firearms, service your car, boat and small aeroplane. I just love working with my hands really..

Wow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bit of feminism here

I just put all my garden furniture together with my 15 year old son. I single handily decorated all his room. And I can use a drill

#power to the pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow

Where shall I start, or should I just surprise you?..

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By *iscean MaleMan
over a year ago

Darlaston

Cut 4 20 foot trees down using a chainsaw... still got the cut on my knee to proove it

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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"A bit of feminism here

I just put all my garden furniture together with my 15 year old son. I single handily decorated all his room. And I can use a drill

#power to the pussy

Ha ha sorry honey I wasn’t being sexist.

I just find it a turn on with men and the DIY malarcky.

All respect to you for doing DIY. I can also decorate when the need arises.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bit of feminism here

I just put all my garden furniture together with my 15 year old son. I single handily decorated all his room. And I can use a drill

#power to the pussy

Ha ha sorry honey I wasn’t being sexist.

I just find it a turn on with men and the DIY malarcky.

All respect to you for doing DIY. I can also decorate when the need arises.

I'm pulling your leg, I find it hot too.... shirt off, them sweaty holding a big... drill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does it count if the person (ie me) is a bit of a serial bodger and resorts to the hammer at the first sign of trouble?

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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Does it count if the person (ie me) is a bit of a serial bodger and resorts to the hammer at the first sign of trouble? "

Nope sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be revving up the chainsaw this weekend to cut a load of logs up ready for winter. Hoorah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does it count if the person (ie me) is a bit of a serial bodger and resorts to the hammer at the first sign of trouble?

Nope sorry

Damnit, all my half-finished and broken projects... All for nothing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a Carpenter, with a truck full of power tools.

I'm always in shorts this time of year, although for you, I could work in my leather pouch, and little else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No pressing DIY jobs at the mo. But I've converted a warehouse into a live/work space before, which was fun. Fitted the electrics. Built a stair case up to a crows nest bedroom. That's the fun stuff. Chiselling hideous vinyl flooring off a beautiful underlying brick floor!?

That's not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does it count if the person (ie me) is a bit of a serial bodger and resorts to the hammer at the first sign of trouble? "

Haha

I once rented a place where one of the kitchen surfaces was a bit precariously wobbly, so decided to fix it. When I looked, what should have been a nice strong single column of wood holding it stout in one corner was a series of about 10 little bits of scrap wood all hammered and screwed together in a total DIY clusterfuck. That wasn't you was it?

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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I'm a Carpenter, with a truck full of power tools.

I'm always in shorts this time of year, although for you, I could work in my leather pouch, and little else

I love the fragrance of wood.

Now that’s an offer! Is a leather pouch in keeping with H&S? Ha ha....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning Fabsters

I find a man who can do DIY a massive turn on, love it how he describes how he is going to carry out such a task.

It can be anything from changing a lock to chopping down a tree or screwing something tight in place.

So guys if you’re nifty with a sledgehammer, a screwdriver or other please post here what manly things you intend to do today and keep a mature lady (me) happy today....

I’m a builder, you can watch me at work if you like!

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

DIY - to me that is having a wank

I am fucking useless as stuff like that. I have put a bed and a desk together from flat pack. Fixed some electrics and helped old man with plumbing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to do as much of my diy myself, but I'm too decrepit to do the arduous tasks now.

I don't get turned on by anyone working in my home; I want them to get it done, properly.

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

Of course as an engineer I will usually advocate good lubrication of all moving parts although in some cases friction is the key

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By *organ and rob zombieCouple
over a year ago

bradford

I (the dude) work on chimneys doing pumped concrete linings! Just finished a 70ft one yesterday, I came home, mucked in making a meal for the family, washed up, then went outside to concentrate on my erection (a 10’x10’ shed/man cave

! Pre mixing dry Concrete all day ready for tomorrow so we only need to add water on site then I’ll go home and put the roof on my shed of dread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does it count if the person (ie me) is a bit of a serial bodger and resorts to the hammer at the first sign of trouble?

Haha

I reckon I would've used super glue to hold it in place so unlikely to be one of my disasters!

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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Of course as an engineer I will usually advocate good lubrication of all moving parts although in some cases friction is the key

Tell me more Mr Engineer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow look at all these men doing all these manly things

What womanly things have all you women been doing today? Staying at home looking after your kids? Dusting? Dishes? Cooking your man a meal for when he gets home later? Hoovering? Uuugh such a turn on

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Good morning Fabsters

I find a man who can do DIY a massive turn on, love it how he describes how he is going to carry out such a task.

It can be anything from changing a lock to chopping down a tree or screwing something tight in place.

So guys if you’re nifty with a sledgehammer, a screwdriver or other please post here what manly things you intend to do today and keep a mature lady (me) happy today....

I do pretty much everything apart from boiler service.

I'm a carpenter but do anything from plastering to locksmith but am also a wicked cook and a dab hand with the hoover.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow look at all these men doing all these manly things

What womanly things have all you women been doing today? Staying at home looking after your kids? Dusting? Dishes? Cooking your man a meal for when he gets home later? Hoovering? Uuugh such a turn on "

Warning! Feminists carry guns these days

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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Wow look at all these men doing all these manly things

The thread isn’t about women doing womanly things.....if you don’t like this thread then pass it by ‘honey’!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a technical engineer and very good with my mind and hands.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow look at all these men doing all these manly things

What womanly things have all you women been doing today? Staying at home looking after your kids? Dusting? Dishes? Cooking your man a meal for when he gets home later? Hoovering? Uuugh such a turn on

The thread isn’t about women doing womanly things.....if you don’t like this thread then pass it by ‘honey’!!

Class.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow look at all these men doing all these manly things

WHITE KNIGHT ALERT!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow look at all these men doing all these manly things

What womanly things have all you women been doing today? Staying at home looking after your kids? Dusting? Dishes? Cooking your man a meal for when he gets home later? Hoovering? Uuugh such a turn on

WHITE KNIGHT ALERT!"

Is this the right moment for me to confess that I find a naked woman in an apron super sexy?

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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Wow look at all these men doing all these manly things

What womanly things have all you women been doing today? Staying at home looking after your kids? Dusting? Dishes? Cooking your man a meal for when he gets home later? Hoovering? Uuugh such a turn on

WHITE KNIGHT ALERT!

Is this the right moment for me to confess that I find a naked woman in an apron super sexy?

Maybe start a separate thread ‘honey’

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I just changed a lock...

But I'm not a man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve been tweezering pubes out of my bollocks.

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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I’ve been tweezering pubes out of my bollocks. "

A pair of sore b******s you have then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve been tweezering pubes out of my bollocks.

A pair of sore b******s you have then?

I can take the pain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gonna be fixin cars all day, then landscapin me garden for most of the evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've cored a 6" diameter hole through 2 and a half feet of twin-skin, insulated wall with my big drill.

Totally not overcompensating. Honest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a man like you in my life.. I’m not good at diy at all

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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I've cored a 6" diameter hole through 2 and a half feet of twin-skin, insulated wall with my big drill.

Totally not overcompensating. Honest! "

Tell me more handsome....!

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

Do delicate intricate work for my day job so enjoy letting rip with big boy toys in my time off.

Built or rebuilt many things in my life as well as destroyed a fair few!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've cored a 6" diameter hole through 2 and a half feet of twin-skin, insulated wall with my big drill.

Totally not overcompensating. Honest! "

I guess you could say that’s boring

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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Do delicate intricate work for my day job so enjoy letting rip with big boy toys in my time off.

Built or rebuilt many things in my life as well as destroyed a fair few!

Tell me what you have rebuilt and destroyed

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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I’ve been tweezering pubes out of my bollocks.

A pair of sore b******s you have then?

I can take the pain

Yeah right I believe you! Not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve been tweezering pubes out of my bollocks.

A pair of sore b******s you have then?

I can take the pain

Yeah right I believe you! Not!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laying a shed Base with 3×2 paving slabs...paracetamol and ibuprofen will be on standby

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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I’ve been tweezering pubes out of my bollocks.

A pair of sore b******s you have then?

I can take the pain

Yeah right I believe you! Not!

Try some waxing down below and I’ll hear the screams in Narnia!!!

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

"Do delicate intricate work for my day job so enjoy letting rip with big boy toys in my time off.

Built or rebuilt many things in my life as well as destroyed a fair few!

Tell me what you have rebuilt and destroyed

Rebuilt an old land rover.

Rebuilt a steading.

Destroyed said land rover!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Currently in the middle of some DIY projects. Floorboards, stairs etc.

Tackle most things but electric and gas is a no no for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Attach my pipe to something and blow my load

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

Its not diy for me, as its part of my job repairing or rebuilding stuff.

recent jobs one was heritage that was fitting in new steel beams and rebuilding staircases and floors to fit.

after ripping out and cutting out for the new systems to go in.

other job included underpinning and remove the whole side of the wall and inserting a steel beam across the whole front.

inbetween that was take down interior walls and exterior walls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fitted new skirting boards and arcitraves, painted the ceilings all new sockets on too. Tommorow new lights to fit and yesterday built a decking. I'm a builder next week putting steels in knocking walls down and installing a kitchen also ridge tiles to re point as well.

Wife wishes i was busy in the house but that don't pay the bills

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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Fitted new skirting boards and arcitraves, painted the ceilings all new sockets on too. Tommorow new lights to fit and yesterday built a decking. I'm a builder next week putting steels in knocking walls down and installing a kitchen also ridge tiles to re point as well.

Wife wishes i was busy in the house but that don't pay the bills "

Ha ha impressive but with your skills Your House should be like a Palace!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wife wishes i was busy in the house but that don't pay the bills

Ha ha impressive but with your skills Your House should be like a Palace!

It is just going room by room when I get time. New roof, heating system, electrics, bathroom and kitchen all finished. Just plastering and new doors and flooring to do in rest of house

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By *harlieandflorenceCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

We are currently renovating a 1950's house. Bought it 6 months ago from a family who had lost their parents and were selling their family home. It was like stepping from a time machine into the 60's and 70's.

We have knocked down walls, skimmed the artex, pulled off the 70's wallpaper, and are bringing it into the 21st century.

This weekend I will be painting. Charlie is plumbing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It doesn’t matter what your trade is as long as you wear Snickers Workwear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It doesn’t matter what your trade is as long as you wear Snickers Workwear

No Dunlop. All black with extra pockets and always blue t shirts. Customers say it matches my eyes lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've cored a 6" diameter hole through 2 and a half feet of twin-skin, insulated wall with my big drill.

Totally not overcompensating. Honest!

Tell me more handsome....!

It's quite boring really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've cored a 6" diameter hole through 2 and a half feet of twin-skin, insulated wall with my big drill.

Totally not overcompensating. Honest!

I guess you could say that’s boring "

Ah, Doc! You beat me to it!!

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