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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Seen mailman this morning, he told me hes off to Spain. I asked him if hes off to Parcelona and he just walked off and ignored what i think was my best joke of 2018

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By *anandLeia72Couple
over a year ago

St. Helens

Lol miserable sod. I think it's funny

Leia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seen mailman this morning, he told me hes off to Spain. I asked him if hes off to Parcelona and he just walked off and ignored what i think was my best joke of 2018"

Comedy this great should never be ignored.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Seen mailman this morning, he told me hes off to Spain. I asked him if hes off to Parcelona and he just walked off and ignored what i think was my best joke of 2018"

You want me to off him? That should have at least been a curvy lip smirk. The man is dead inside, I'll be doing him a favour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Post-Brexit

Yeah, your's wins

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Seen mailman this morning, he told me hes off to Spain. I asked him if hes off to Parcelona and he just walked off and ignored what i think was my best joke of 2018

You want me to off him? That should have at least been a curvy lip smirk. The man is dead inside, I'll be doing him a favour."

No it's ok, maybe I didn't say it right, the trick to a good mailman joke is the delivery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seen mailman this morning, he told me hes off to Spain. I asked him if hes off to Parcelona and he just walked off and ignored what i think was my best joke of 2018

You want me to off him? That should have at least been a curvy lip smirk. The man is dead inside, I'll be doing him a favour.

No it's ok, maybe I didn't say it right, the trick to a good mailman joke is the delivery "

Give this man a ‘postman’ Pat on the back for this one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seen mailman this morning, he told me hes off to Spain. I asked him if hes off to Parcelona and he just walked off and ignored what i think was my best joke of 2018"

Except that joke was made by someone else on Twitter in 2014, nice try anyway!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi back off the posties you lot,dont you realise that the postie was in "the zone",he wouldnt have heard a word you said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seen mailman this morning, he told me hes off to Spain. I asked him if hes off to Parcelona and he just walked off and ignored what i think was my best joke of 2018"

Fairplay, that even made me smile.

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By *i4bicplsMan
over a year ago

Darwen

Most posties have a great sense of humour. Many a little crazy. Maybe the op postie was just in the zone ready for his well earned rest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol good joke x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Seen mailman this morning, he told me hes off to Spain. I asked him if hes off to Parcelona and he just walked off and ignored what i think was my best joke of 2018

Except that joke was made by someone else on Twitter in 2014, nice try anyway! "

Sorry, I wasn't aware we're not allowed to retell jokes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The folk out on deliveries are a strange bunch, I can tell you... The drivers are much more fun

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Buying a dog roll at my local burger van...

"Would you like anything on that?"

"Do you have any mustard?"

"Yup, which one do you want?"

"Do you have dijon vu?"

"What's that?"

"It's a mustard I've had before"

Tumble.......

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By *organ and rob zombieCouple
over a year ago

bradford

He must have missed your delivery!

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Seen mailman this morning, he told me hes off to Spain. I asked him if hes off to Parcelona and he just walked off and ignored what i think was my best joke of 2018

Except that joke was made by someone else on Twitter in 2014, nice try anyway!

Sorry, I wasn't aware we're not allowed to retell jokes

Apparently we're not. I got ripped for one of mine a couple of weeks ago.

Original material only according to the humour po po.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s a postman, the yanks have mailmen, is nothing sacred anymore. Good joke tho.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Seen mailman this morning, he told me hes off to Spain. I asked him if hes off to Parcelona and he just walked off and ignored what i think was my best joke of 2018

Except that joke was made by someone else on Twitter in 2014, nice try anyway!

Sorry, I wasn't aware we're not allowed to retell jokes

Apparently we're not. I got ripped for one of mine a couple of weeks ago.

Original material only according to the humour po po."

Well until I think of something new to put in the threads, I'll go start a 'kiss, shag, avoid' post

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Seen mailman this morning, he told me hes off to Spain. I asked him if hes off to Parcelona and he just walked off and ignored what i think was my best joke of 2018

Except that joke was made by someone else on Twitter in 2014, nice try anyway!

Sorry, I wasn't aware we're not allowed to retell jokes

Apparently we're not. I got ripped for one of mine a couple of weeks ago.

Original material only according to the humour po po.

Well until I think of something new to put in the threads, I'll go start a 'kiss, shag, avoid' post"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seen mailman this morning, he told me hes off to Spain. I asked him if hes off to Parcelona and he just walked off and ignored what i think was my best joke of 2018

Except that joke was made by someone else on Twitter in 2014, nice try anyway!

Sorry, I wasn't aware we're not allowed to retell jokes

Apparently we're not. I got ripped for one of mine a couple of weeks ago.

Original material only according to the humour po po.

Well until I think of something new to put in the threads, I'll go start a 'kiss, shag, avoid' post"

Theres enough of those pointless threads already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My old used to talk to himself alot not sure what he was saying but it didn't seem good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't worry. You still have 6 months to think up a proper joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My old used to talk to himself alot not sure what he was saying but it didn't seem good"

I thought mine talked to himself until I realised he has a blue tooth ear piece in. He's really loud too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seen mailman this morning, he told me hes off to Spain. I asked him if hes off to Parcelona and he just walked off and ignored what i think was my best joke of 2018

Except that joke was made by someone else on Twitter in 2014, nice try anyway!

Sorry, I wasn't aware we're not allowed to retell jokes

Hey, I don’t make the rules!

Rather this sort of thread any day, than a ‘Snog, fuck, kiss’ thread or a ‘hot or not’.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seen mailman this morning, he told me hes off to Spain. I asked him if hes off to Parcelona and he just walked off and ignored what i think was my best joke of 2018"

Outrageous - he shouldn't stamp on your humour like that, bloke needs sorting

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"Seen mailman this morning, he told me hes off to Spain. I asked him if hes off to Parcelona and he just walked off and ignored what i think was my best joke of 2018

Except that joke was made by someone else on Twitter in 2014, nice try anyway!

Sorry, I wasn't aware we're not allowed to retell jokes

Hey, I don’t make the rules!

Rather this sort of thread any day, than a ‘Snog, fuck, kiss’ thread or a ‘hot or not’. "

Bit like that ‘If a woman’s work is never done’ thread that you both started that had the same punch line?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Seen mailman this morning, he told me hes off to Spain. I asked him if hes off to Parcelona and he just walked off and ignored what i think was my best joke of 2018

Except that joke was made by someone else on Twitter in 2014, nice try anyway!

Sorry, I wasn't aware we're not allowed to retell jokes

Hey, I don’t make the rules!

Rather this sort of thread any day, than a ‘Snog, fuck, kiss’ thread or a ‘hot or not’.

Bit like that ‘If a woman’s work is never done’ thread that you both started that had the same punch line?

Exactly, and I did mine first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seen mailman this morning, he told me hes off to Spain. I asked him if hes off to Parcelona and he just walked off and ignored what i think was my best joke of 2018

Except that joke was made by someone else on Twitter in 2014, nice try anyway!

Sorry, I wasn't aware we're not allowed to retell jokes

Hey, I don’t make the rules!

Rather this sort of thread any day, than a ‘Snog, fuck, kiss’ thread or a ‘hot or not’.

Bit like that ‘If a woman’s work is never done’ thread that you both started that had the same punch line?

I started that thread to shoe horn that joke in, I’m very transparent like that !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seen mailman this morning, he told me hes off to Spain. I asked him if hes off to Parcelona and he just walked off and ignored what i think was my best joke of 2018

Except that joke was made by someone else on Twitter in 2014, nice try anyway!

Sorry, I wasn't aware we're not allowed to retell jokes

Hey, I don’t make the rules!

Rather this sort of thread any day, than a ‘Snog, fuck, kiss’ thread or a ‘hot or not’.

Bit like that ‘If a woman’s work is never done’ thread that you both started that had the same punch line?

Exactly, and I did mine first

Sorry, didn’t see your thread.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Seen mailman this morning, he told me hes off to Spain. I asked him if hes off to Parcelona and he just walked off and ignored what i think was my best joke of 2018

Except that joke was made by someone else on Twitter in 2014, nice try anyway!

Sorry, I wasn't aware we're not allowed to retell jokes

Hey, I don’t make the rules!

Rather this sort of thread any day, than a ‘Snog, fuck, kiss’ thread or a ‘hot or not’.

Bit like that ‘If a woman’s work is never done’ thread that you both started that had the same punch line?

Exactly, and I did mine first

Sorry, didn’t see your thread."

Its no problem

Just remember the next time you break your neck to tell someone that jokes been done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seen mailman this morning, he told me hes off to Spain. I asked him if hes off to Parcelona and he just walked off and ignored what i think was my best joke of 2018"

Hahaa love that!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seen mailman this morning, he told me hes off to Spain. I asked him if hes off to Parcelona and he just walked off and ignored what i think was my best joke of 2018

Except that joke was made by someone else on Twitter in 2014, nice try anyway!

Sorry, I wasn't aware we're not allowed to retell jokes

Hey, I don’t make the rules!

Rather this sort of thread any day, than a ‘Snog, fuck, kiss’ thread or a ‘hot or not’.

Bit like that ‘If a woman’s work is never done’ thread that you both started that had the same punch line?

Exactly, and I did mine first

Sorry, didn’t see your thread.

Its no problem

Just remember the next time you break your neck to tell someone that jokes been done

Boom 1 nil

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