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By *rightonsteve OP   Man
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

It’s a good joob that Steve joobs inventererd wipe screen clean screens so one can wipe the cum off

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By *nvercoupleCouple
over a year ago

Inverness

And then you put it next to your ear. xx

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Im in a good mood. I will give you a sympathy shag to give your arms a rest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And then you put it next to your ear. xx "

It’s a good moisturiser

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By *rightonsteve OP   Man
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"And then you put it next to your ear. xx "

Yes, that’s what phone sex is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanking. A waste of fucking time.

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By *andys manMan
over a year ago

colchester


"And then you put it next to your ear. xx

Yes, that’s what phone sex is. "

Just dont sit on it could end up pregnant

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By *andys manMan
over a year ago

colchester


"Im in a good mood. I will give you a sympathy shag to give your arms a rest"

I use my other hand if i get tiered lol, feels like someone else is doing it

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By *andys manMan
over a year ago

colchester

Wanking... its definitely a hands on activity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'm still a twice a day man ....keeps everything working i feel .

bit like a publican cleaning his pipes if you know what i mean

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By *rightonsteve OP   Man
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Yes, well. Now I’ve lost a not inconsiderable amount of weight, I have a cushion dilemma.

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By *rightonsteve OP   Man
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"And then you put it next to your ear. xx

Yes, that’s what phone sex is.

Just dont sit on it could end up pregnant "

It’s got a protective screen.

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By *rightonsteve OP   Man
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Im in a good mood. I will give you a sympathy shag to give your arms a rest"

Thank you. That’s kind. May I request a position or 3 or is it pot luck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s a good joob that Steve joobs inventererd wipe screen clean screens so one can wipe the cum off "

It’s effecting your typing Steve!

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By *rightonsteve OP   Man
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"It’s a good joob that Steve joobs inventererd wipe screen clean screens so one can wipe the cum off

It’s effecting your typing Steve!"

Oone oof the buttoons keeps sticking.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Im in a good mood. I will give you a sympathy shag to give your arms a rest

Thank you. That’s kind. May I request a position or 3 or is it pot luck?"
you get what your given

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just out of interest Steve how do you clean your dirty cushions ?

Thanks in advance X

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By *rightonsteve OP   Man
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Just out of interest Steve how do you clean your dirty cushions ?

Thanks in advance X"

WTF?! have you been speaking to my neighbour? She’s on holiday in Devon and I’m ‘watering’ her plants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just out of interest Steve how do you clean your dirty cushions ?

Thanks in advance X

WTF?! have you been speaking to my neighbour? She’s on holiday in Devon and I’m ‘watering’ her plants. "

She’s here now, I’m just making her a fish finger sandwich!

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By *rightonsteve OP   Man
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Im in a good mood. I will give you a sympathy shag to give your arms a rest

Thank you. That’s kind. May I request a position or 3 or is it pot luck?you get what your given "

I’d like ‘kiss me hardy’ - you know, The Victory shag, then after a little 3 minute rest, I’ll do you a ‘Banana Splits (Fa La La)’ if you have any ice cream and after a cup of tea, get ya leg in the air for a ‘Claire de la Lune’ if you can whistle in tune.

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By *rightonsteve OP   Man
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Just out of interest Steve how do you clean your dirty cushions ?

Thanks in advance X

WTF?! have you been speaking to my neighbour? She’s on holiday in Devon and I’m ‘watering’ her plants.

She’s here now, I’m just making her a fish finger sandwich! "

Triple Timing Cow! I’m just turning them and they’ll moulder. That will learn her a lesson.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Im in a good mood. I will give you a sympathy shag to give your arms a rest

Thank you. That’s kind. May I request a position or 3 or is it pot luck?you get what your given

I’d like ‘kiss me hardy’ - you know, The Victory shag, then after a little 3 minute rest, I’ll do you a ‘Banana Splits (Fa La La)’ if you have any ice cream and after a cup of tea, get ya leg in the air for a ‘Claire de la Lune’ if you can whistle in tune. "
on forum tonight stevieboy

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By *rightonsteve OP   Man
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Im in a good mood. I will give you a sympathy shag to give your arms a rest

Thank you. That’s kind. May I request a position or 3 or is it pot luck?you get what your given

I’d like ‘kiss me hardy’ - you know, The Victory shag, then after a little 3 minute rest, I’ll do you a ‘Banana Splits (Fa La La)’ if you have any ice cream and after a cup of tea, get ya leg in the air for a ‘Claire de la Lune’ if you can whistle in tune. on forum tonight stevieboy"

Tease! Anyway, I’ve had a wank so I’d estimate June 4th?

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

If only I could verify myself: “excellent with his hands. Makes me squirt every time!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even my hands won’t touch it these days

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

The difference between an egg and a wank is “you can beat an egg”

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Absolute bunch of wankers.

You'd not catch me doing something like that.

Well, not without lube.. my tongue... my hands... and maybe a shoe for good measure.

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By *rightonsteve OP   Man
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"The difference between an egg and a wank is “you can beat an egg”"

although, isn’t it amusing when you cum in the bath and it all goes like egg white?

Washing my hair 4 times after to get it all out isn’t so gleeful though

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By *rightonsteve OP   Man
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Absolute bunch of wankers.

You'd not catch me doing something like that.

Well, not without lube.. my tongue... my hands... and maybe a shoe for good measure."

*perks up*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Absolute bunch of wankers.

You'd not catch me doing something like that.

Well, not without lube.. my tongue... my hands... and maybe a shoe for good measure."

And Placebo Pure Morning playing the background!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"The difference between an egg and a wank is “you can beat an egg”

although, isn’t it amusing when you cum in the bath and it all goes like egg white?

Washing my hair 4 times after to get it all out isn’t so gleeful though "

Whack a carrier bag on your bonse. Failsafe.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Absolute bunch of wankers.

You'd not catch me doing something like that.

Well, not without lube.. my tongue... my hands... and maybe a shoe for good measure.

*perks up* "

How's about your penis?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Absolute bunch of wankers.

You'd not catch me doing something like that.

Well, not without lube.. my tongue... my hands... and maybe a shoe for good measure.

And Placebo Pure Morning playing the background! "

Fucking tuuuuuune

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By *rightonsteve OP   Man
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Absolute bunch of wankers.

You'd not catch me doing something like that.

Well, not without lube.. my tongue... my hands... and maybe a shoe for good measure.

*perks up*

How's about your penis?"

Perk the Penis

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Absolute bunch of wankers.

You'd not catch me doing something like that.

Well, not without lube.. my tongue... my hands... and maybe a shoe for good measure.

*perks up*

How's about your penis?

Perk the Penis "

Fluff it like an ostrich sorting it's plumage

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By *rightonsteve OP   Man
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Absolute bunch of wankers.

You'd not catch me doing something like that.

Well, not without lube.. my tongue... my hands... and maybe a shoe for good measure.

*perks up*

How's about your penis?

Perk the Penis

Fluff it like an ostrich sorting it's plumage "

All I need is a ladies sandbox to hide its head in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just having my 17th wank of the day, always the best.

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By *rightonsteve OP   Man
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Just having my 17th wank of the day, always the best. "
I always wank on the 17th too. Happy memories of a weekend in Scarborough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just having my 17th wank of the day, always the best. I always wank on the 17th too. Happy memories of a weekend in Scarborough. "

Are you going to Scarborough Fair, no mate sounds shit!

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By *rightonsteve OP   Man
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Just having my 17th wank of the day, always the best. I always wank on the 17th too. Happy memories of a weekend in Scarborough.

Are you going to Scarborough Fair, no mate sounds shit! "

I’d do Rosemary, if we had time.

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