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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

You are locked in a a room with two people (they are both the opposite gender to you).... think Saw... the tape plays and it explained the only way you will get out of the room alive is to have a full on sex session with one of the two people.

One has a lovely face but a nasty body.

One has a lovely body but a nasty face.

How do you do?

Or do you have a 3some and focus on the best bits of both.... no that's not an option really!

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

** Who do you do... even

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would kill them both and then eat them over the next 2 weeks till someone finds me ........

anyone fancy meeting me.. I shag well

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By *iceguydaveMan
over a year ago

Monmouth

I would get to know each of them very well, by frank and full discussion of our hopes and dreams, and then- providing it was OK with everyone concerned - we would make a decision based on personality.

What do you think us fellas are, shallow or summat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would morph them into one perfect being and hope never to be rescued

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thinking saw - I would remove their heads - Hey Presto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn the lights off

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'd be a shallow single guy and go for the one with the lovely body.

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"I'd be a shallow single guy and go for the one with the lovely body."

Could you kiss the face though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could never be so shallow...

Seriously... I'd shag one and think of the other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be a shallow single guy and go for the one with the lovely body.

Could you kiss the face though?"

I shave this one each day... I'd have no bother.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I'd be a shallow single guy and go for the one with the lovely body.

Could you kiss the face though?"

Yes. No problem. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder - if i was attracted to the body i would kiss the face, and if i was attrated to the face i could have sex with the body.

I've done both before and would do so again.

Either is better than there being no attraction atall.

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"I'd be a shallow single guy and go for the one with the lovely body.

Could you kiss the face though?

I shave this one each day... I'd have no bother. "

It's nice to hear you help the missus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be a shallow single guy and go for the one with the lovely body.

Could you kiss the face though?

I shave this one each day... I'd have no bother.

It's nice to hear you help the missus "

Indeed, all heart here, always...

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"I'd be a shallow single guy and go for the one with the lovely body.

Could you kiss the face though?

Yes. No problem. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder - if i was attracted to the body i would kiss the face, and if i was attrated to the face i could have sex with the body.

I've done both before and would do so again.

Either is better than there being no attraction atall."

So why go for the body? Does it hold more % of attraction?

I am not having a dig - I am genuinely curious as I am still trying to work out which I would pick and why.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never saw saw. I'd do the one with the good face. Somehow to me ... the face is far more an indication of the soul than the body. Most of us go for a face pic not a cock pic... I know .. I know ....mantlepieces n fires etc... but I can't kiss ugly lips ....ugly teeth n ugly tongues..I have to taste that face with mine... Hold on ... NO ORAL ...absolutely no bloody oral ... that would have to be stipulated. Well none for him in any case. He can give but not get. yeah .. and nothin else. No penetration either and no touchin' Full on sex will be defined by me!

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"I'd be a shallow single guy and go for the one with the lovely body.

Could you kiss the face though?

Yes. No problem. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder - if i was attracted to the body i would kiss the face, and if i was attrated to the face i could have sex with the body.

I've done both before and would do so again.

Either is better than there being no attraction atall.

So why go for the body? Does it hold more % of attraction?

I am not having a dig - I am genuinely curious as I am still trying to work out which I would pick and why."

peace and quiet in a locked room ....bliss

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I'd be a shallow single guy and go for the one with the lovely body.

Could you kiss the face though?

Yes. No problem. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder - if i was attracted to the body i would kiss the face, and if i was attrated to the face i could have sex with the body.

I've done both before and would do so again.

Either is better than there being no attraction atall.

So why go for the body? Does it hold more % of attraction?

I am not having a dig - I am genuinely curious as I am still trying to work out which I would pick and why."

Didnt really think about it, something just said "that one".

Guess you could ba accused of being shallow either way, but (and we're just talking hypotheticals here...) there are less girls around with really nice bodies than there are pretty girls who are not so "fit" (societies word, not mine), so from a guy point of view, i'd go for the one with the nice body. It's more of a rareity, especially as you get older - bearing in mind that most of the time you will have sex with people who are about the same age as you.

Most of the women my age have been or are married, will have had kids etc and so are less likely on the whole to be as "fit" as they were when they were younger.

Make sense?

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Never saw saw. I'd do the one with the good face. Somehow to me ... the face is far more an indication of the soul than the body. Most of us go for a face pic not a cock pic... I know .. I know ....mantlepieces n fires etc... but I can't kiss ugly lips ....ugly teeth n ugly tongues..I have to taste that face with mine... Hold on ... NO ORAL ...absolutely no bloody oral ... that would have to be stipulated. Well none for him in any case. He can give but not get. yeah .. and nothin else. No penetration either and no touchin' Full on sex will be defined by me!"

Then you die in the room lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You are locked in a a room with two people (they are both the opposite gender to you).... think Saw... the tape plays and it explained the only way you will get out of the room alive is to have a full on sex session with one of the two people.

One has a lovely face but a nasty body.

One has a lovely body but a nasty face.

How do you do?

Or do you have a 3some and focus on the best bits of both.... no that's not an option really!"

Either one of them, makes not a jot of difference. Not looking for a relationship as I simply wish to get out of the room and as them's the rules it's no harm no foul

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"I'd be a shallow single guy and go for the one with the lovely body.

Could you kiss the face though?

Yes. No problem. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder - if i was attracted to the body i would kiss the face, and if i was attrated to the face i could have sex with the body.

I've done both before and would do so again.

Either is better than there being no attraction atall.

So why go for the body? Does it hold more % of attraction?

I am not having a dig - I am genuinely curious as I am still trying to work out which I would pick and why.

Didnt really think about it, something just said "that one".

Guess you could ba accused of being shallow either way, but (and we're just talking hypotheticals here...) there are less girls around with really nice bodies than there are pretty girls who are not so "fit" (societies word, not mine), so from a guy point of view, i'd go for the one with the nice body. It's more of a rareity, especially as you get older - bearing in mind that most of the time you will have sex with people who are about the same age as you.

Most of the women my age have been or are married, will have had kids etc and so are less likely on the whole to be as "fit" as they were when they were younger.

Make sense?"

Yep - I was kinda expecting guys to go for bods (generally) and gals to go for faces (generally).... but as you say it is not real and just a guess at best.

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

errm just a thought but wouldn't it depend on which one fancies you ????

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"errm just a thought but wouldn't it depend on which one fancies you ????

"

Nope - it's their job!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"errm just a thought but wouldn't it depend on which one fancies you ????

"

Assuming then they both fancied...

Maybe a sniff test?

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"errm just a thought but wouldn't it depend on which one fancies you ????

Assuming then they both fancied...

Maybe a sniff test?

"

They both smell of steak and kidney pie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"errm just a thought but wouldn't it depend on which one fancies you ????

Assuming then they both fancied...

Maybe a sniff test?

They both smell of steak and kidney pie."

Gravy?

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Which one takes the facial cum shot??!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that not what eyelids are for? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Well seeing as its a matter of life or death I would do the only thing I could do in that situation...

Eeny meeny miny mo

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