FabSwingers.com forum: Feeling old

By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

It's my daughter's 16th today and feeling kinda old then I remembered my son's 30. Now I'm feeling really old. Think I need a bit of young in my life again. Any offers to my inbox please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pffft, you're as old as you feel, give yourself a talking to and get out and play on the swings... Sex swings or play park swings, choice is yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You make me feel young Bladey. Thank you.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I feel old until I read the forum and realise I'm still a young turtle.

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Pffft, you're as old as you feel, give yourself a talking to and get out and play on the swings... Sex swings or play park swings, choice is yours

I'm game if you are

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"I feel old until I read the forum and realise I'm still a young turtle.

I used to really like you

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"You make me feel young Bladey. Thank you. "

Notice I'm ignoring you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You make me feel young Bladey. Thank you. "

Me too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You make me feel young Bladey. Thank you.

Notice I'm ignoring you

I did, until I read this....

It’s like trying to ignore an upcoming 50th.

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"You make me feel young Bladey. Thank you.

Notice I'm ignoring you

I did, until I read this....

It’s like trying to ignore an upcoming 50th.

You bitch

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"You make me feel young Bladey. Thank you.

Me too.

Another for the block list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think of your free bus pass Bladey - think of all the adventures you'll go on....

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Think of your free bus pass Bladey - think of all the adventures you'll go on....

With or without it I'll still do the 190 mile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are old and there's eff all you can do about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You just need a few Peter pan pills

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"You are old and there's eff all you can do about it

Pots and kettles mate

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By *uicy72Woman
over a year ago

North Colchester

I seem to be looking younger every year!

So bonus for me

Eldest is 28 this year

Visited my daughters friend with her last night and her boyfriend said

“ your mum looks like your sister “

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"You just need a few Peter pan pills

Ehhh now your talking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You are old and there's eff all you can do about it

Pots and kettles mate

Oh yeah I'll be 60 when my daughter is 16 so stop whinging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nooooo. Getting old is fine, it certainly beats the option of never having the chance to turn older.

Embrace the year ahead oh you.

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"You are old and there's eff all you can do about it

Pots and kettles mate

Oh yeah I'll be 60 when my daughter is 16 so stop whinging

Not long now then

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Nooooo. Getting old is fine, it certainly beats the option of never having the chance to turn older.

Embrace the year ahead oh you."

I could think of somebody I'd rather embrace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You are old and there's eff all you can do about it

Pots and kettles mate

Oh yeah I'll be 60 when my daughter is 16 so stop whinging

Not long now then

Cheeky fecker

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Growing old is compulsory, but growing up....... Well that's a choice

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"You are old and there's eff all you can do about it

Pots and kettles mate

Oh yeah I'll be 60 when my daughter is 16 so stop whinging

Not long now then

Cheeky fecker

Guilty

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Growing old is compulsory, but growing up....... Well that's a choice

Growing old is mandatory being and fucker is optional

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By *eothelionMan
over a year ago

chester

"Growing old is compulsory, but growing up....... Well that's a choice

I couldn’t agree more. So much depends on your own approach to life and enjoying it.

I met some old work colleagues last week. They said I looked 10 years younger than last time I saw them.

Defy stereotypes and be who you want to be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pffft, you're as old as you feel, give yourself a talking to and get out and play on the swings... Sex swings or play park swings, choice is yours

I'm game if you are

Count me in, as long as you take me to the park after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm 30 next year

And I hate the thought

I'm scared of getting old.

Adam.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You make me feel young Bladey. Thank you.

Notice I'm ignoring you

I did, until I read this....

It’s like trying to ignore an upcoming 50th.

You bitch

You know, if you were an item, your soon old enough to be labled Vintage. Over 50yrs is recognised as A vintage object.

wine gets more expensive when it’s vintage, and sometimes improves with age.....but your not wine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm 30 next year

And I hate the thought

I'm scared of getting old.

Adam. "

30 is the new 20 isn’t it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm 30 next year

And I hate the thought

I'm scared of getting omllldam. "

It's just a number. If you feel old you'll act old and look old. It's all about perspective and attitude.

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Pffft, you're as old as you feel, give yourself a talking to and get out and play on the swings... Sex swings or play park swings, choice is yours

I'm game if you are

Count me in, as long as you take me to the park after

Deal. After all it's all swings and roundabouts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm 30 next year

And I hate the thought

I'm scared of getting omllldam.

It's just a number. If you feel old you'll act old and look old. It's all about perspective and attitude.

Exactly, I sometimes act like a schoolchild......*thats not how it works is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d offer bladey but I’m older than you. Though being my toy boy might make you feel younger x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I keep forgetting how old I am. I have to work it out.

Age is just a number old bean.

Find someone young and gorgeous to grope x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have big plans for my 30s and 40s and those plans will certainly keep me young I reckon. I plan to feel young as long as possible.

Gym, travelling, good food and good company.

Adam views getting older in a different light but he will see.

Eve. x

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

It gets worse. I've just had to explain what a throttle is. Oh you mean an accelerator. Bloody kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A 23 year old, flirting, told me she likes older guys. I'm only 31.

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"A 23 year old, flirting, told me she likes older guys. I'm only 31.

Lmfao you just cheered me right up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A 23 year old, flirting, told me she likes older guys. I'm only 31.

Lmfao you just cheered me right up

... I do already have a cardigan and a pipe too. Maybe I am old.

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"A 23 year old, flirting, told me she likes older guys. I'm only 31.

Lmfao you just cheered me right up

... I do already have a cardigan and a pipe too. Maybe I am old. "

Pizza and slippers

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"A 23 year old, flirting, told me she likes older guys. I'm only 31.

Lmfao you just cheered me right up

... I do already have a cardigan and a pipe too. Maybe I am old. "

Wonders what kinda pipe

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Bladey as long as you can still get ya leg over on ur bike ur always be a young pup

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Bladey as long as you can still get ya leg over on ur bike ur always be a young pup"

The day I can't will be the day the stick me in a box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bladey as long as you can still get ya leg over on ur bike ur always be a young pup

The day I can't will be the day the stick me in a box

Can I have your bike?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's my daughter's 16th today and feeling kinda old then I remembered my son's 30. Now I'm feeling really old. Think I need a bit of young in my life again. Any offers to my inbox please

Thats me out...

Ill be 53 in two days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel old until I read the forum and realise I'm still a young turtle.

Cowabunga!

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Bladey as long as you can still get ya leg over on ur bike ur always be a young pup

The day I can't will be the day the stick me in a box

Can I have your bike? "

Think you'll be fighting my lad for that 1 mate

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"It's my daughter's 16th today and feeling kinda old then I remembered my son's 30. Now I'm feeling really old. Think I need a bit of young in my life again. Any offers to my inbox please

Thats me out...

Ill be 53 in two days

I've always fancied trying a bit of old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bladey as long as you can still get ya leg over on ur bike ur always be a young pup

The day I can't will be the day the stick me in a box

Can I have your bike?

Think you'll be fighting my lad for that 1 mate"

Fuck me bladey your still in your 40s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bladey as long as you can still get ya leg over on ur bike ur always be a young pup

The day I can't will be the day the stick me in a box

Can I have your bike?

Think you'll be fighting my lad for that 1 mate"

Blades, I think I told you... I’m a lover not a fighter.

*one for the MJ fans

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"It's my daughter's 16th today and feeling kinda old then I remembered my son's 30. Now I'm feeling really old. Think I need a bit of young in my life again. Any offers to my inbox please

Thats me out...

Ill be 53 in two days

That's two days you got on me!!

And having driven past a new build development for retirement apartments the other day and the spotting the sign that said "For the over 55s" and realising I'm onoy twk years off qualifying, I'm definitely feeling my age!!

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Bladey as long as you can still get ya leg over on ur bike ur always be a young pup

The day I can't will be the day the stick me in a box

Can I have your bike?

Think you'll be fighting my lad for that 1 mate

Fuck me bladey your still in your 40s"

Try not to sound so shocked ye git

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a message off a 35 year old seeking a sugar mummy. Cheeky shit! Feel better?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's my daughter's 16th today and feeling kinda old then I remembered my son's 30. Now I'm feeling really old. Think I need a bit of young in my life again. Any offers to my inbox please

Thats me out...

Ill be 53 in two days

I've always fancied trying a bit of old

Let me know how that goes

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Bladey as long as you can still get ya leg over on ur bike ur always be a young pup

The day I can't will be the day the stick me in a box

Can I have your bike?

Think you'll be fighting my lad for that 1 mate

Blades, I think I told you... I’m a lover not a fighter.

*one for the MJ fans

Hey not my doing mate but he's a pussy cat anyway. Think me but a lot bigger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bladey as long as you can still get ya leg over on ur bike ur always be a young pup

The day I can't will be the day the stick me in a box

Can I have your bike?

Think you'll be fighting my lad for that 1 mate

Fuck me bladey your still in your 40s

Try not to sound so shocked ye git

Ah but at least you had a bike for that big paper round

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"I had a message off a 35 year old seeking a sugar mummy. Cheeky shit! Feel better?

I would if you massaged me asking

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"It's my daughter's 16th today and feeling kinda old then I remembered my son's 30. Now I'm feeling really old. Think I need a bit of young in my life again. Any offers to my inbox please

Thats me out...

Ill be 53 in two days

I've always fancied trying a bit of old

Let me know how that goes

Good come back like it. Bietch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bladey as long as you can still get ya leg over on ur bike ur always be a young pup

The day I can't will be the day the stick me in a box

Can I have your bike?

Think you'll be fighting my lad for that 1 mate

Fuck me bladey your still in your 40s

Try not to sound so shocked ye git

Haha think you got wrong end of the stick mate

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Bladey as long as you can still get ya leg over on ur bike ur always be a young pup

The day I can't will be the day the stick me in a box

Can I have your bike?

Think you'll be fighting my lad for that 1 mate

Fuck me bladey your still in your 40s

Try not to sound so shocked ye git

Ah but at least you had a bike for that big paper round

Loved my penny farthing

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Bladey as long as you can still get ya leg over on ur bike ur always be a young pup

The day I can't will be the day the stick me in a box

Can I have your bike?

Think you'll be fighting my lad for that 1 mate

Fuck me bladey your still in your 40s

Try not to sound so shocked ye git

Haha think you got wrong end of the stick mate"

I know I'm messing mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bladey as long as you can still get ya leg over on ur bike ur always be a young pup

The day I can't will be the day the stick me in a box

Can I have your bike?

Think you'll be fighting my lad for that 1 mate

Fuck me bladey your still in your 40s

Try not to sound so shocked ye git

Ah but at least you had a bike for that big paper round

Loved my penny farthing "

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