FabSwingers.com forum: STD tests

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just wondering If you get tested in January are you all clear for the year ?

Thanks in advance

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Yes.

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By *olden_Road_to_SamarkandMan
over a year ago

London & North Wessex Downs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes."

So it’s like an MOT?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Sure get tested first week of january then you got a full year of as much bareback sex as you like. Be sure to get tested the following january

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sure get tested first week of january then you got a full year of as much bareback sex as you like. Be sure to get tested the following january"

Lmao!!!!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Yes.

So it’s like an MOT?"

It's exactly like a MOT yeah.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only if you take the gold deal though. Silver’s only good for 6 months.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sure get tested first week of january then you got a full year of as much bareback sex as you like. Be sure to get tested the following january"

Just as I suspected.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please tell me this isn't serious?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Please tell me this isn't serious? "

It isn't serious

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please tell me this isn't serious? "

STD tests are very serious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please tell me this isn't serious?

STD tests are very serious."

If you are tested in January you are clear for the PREVIOUS year not the future one.

STDs are NOT serious compared with some other non STD infections (Ebola, malaria, MRSA, necrotizing fasciitis to name but a few). They are just more embarrassing.

If you had flu you would be on Facebook telling everyone. If you had chlamydia you would not even tell your best friend. Flu kills, on average 11,000 a year in the UK whilst Chlamydia does not kill.

The answer is simple. Get tested at least every 6 weeks if you are casual having sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you continue to scrub your anus with neat Dettol you'll be fine.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'm chuckling my noggin off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please tell me this isn't serious?

STD tests are very serious."

Not all of them. Some can be cleared up in a few weeks with the right treatment.

Some are deadly, if not diagnosed early enough.

Some stay with you for life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't actually need to get tested at all.

If you're fucking someone without protection, regularly, and they are tested negative, job's done, cos you haven't given them anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My nan always told me half a bottle of dettol in the bath cures everything are you telling me she was wrong?

Miss s x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please tell me this isn't serious?

STD tests are very serious.

If you are tested in January you are clear for the PREVIOUS year not the future one.

STDs are NOT serious compared with some other non STD infections (Ebola, malaria, MRSA, necrotizing fasciitis to name but a few). They are just more embarrassing.

If you had flu you would be on Facebook telling everyone. If you had chlamydia you would not even tell your best friend. Flu kills, on average 11,000 a year in the UK whilst Chlamydia does not kill.

The answer is simple. Get tested at least every 6 weeks if you are casual having sex.

So it’s not like an MOT, I had a few advisory’s on my last one ?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you continue to scrub your anus with neat Dettol you'll be fine. "

I recommend this. It stings, but it’s worth it.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Just wondering If you get tested in January are you all clear for the year ?

Thanks in advance "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just wondering If you get tested in January are you all clear for the year ?

Thanks in advance

This is confusing, thought I was free to go bareback for the year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When in January?

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

"Yes.

So it’s like an MOT?"

Playing with fire again... LMAO

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Just wondering If you get tested in January are you all clear for the year ?

Thanks in advance

This is confusing, thought I was free to go bareback for the year. "

We'll if you Onley go with 1 person and thay Onley go with you for the year them yes it may be.

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By *hedireCouple
over a year ago

wigan

"If you continue to scrub your anus with neat Dettol you'll be fine.

I recommend this. It stings, but it’s worth it. "

I use a brillo pad soaked in bleach just to be sure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you continue to scrub your anus with neat Dettol you'll be fine.

I recommend this. It stings, but it’s worth it.

I use a brillo pad soaked in bleach just to be sure. "

This is a great idea. Really get into the anus crevices.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please tell me this isn't serious?

STD tests are very serious."

Oh they are but tested once a year? Plus it covers you for the past not future encounters?

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By *urryfannyfuntimeWoman
over a year ago

East Devon

"Just wondering If you get tested in January are you all clear for the year ?

Thanks in advance

This is confusing, thought I was free to go bareback for the year. "

Only if you stand on one leg, singing baa baa black sheep as the nurse is doing your swabs.

However, if you want to be sure, I heard that Colgate kills bacteria in the mouth, so if you stick to oral that would work.

I recommend domestos for anything else.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When in January?"

2nd it’s shut on New Years Day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please tell me this isn't serious?

STD tests are very serious.

Oh they are but tested once a year? Plus it covers you for the past not future encounters? "

Doesn’t cover you for the rest year then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you continue to scrub your anus with neat Dettol you'll be fine.

I recommend this. It stings, but it’s worth it.

I use a brillo pad soaked in bleach just to be sure.

This is a great idea. Really get into the anus crevices. "

Can we take this subject a bit more seriously please.

Kind regards X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes.

So it’s like an MOT?

It's exactly like a MOT yeah."

Yep.. valid at the point of contact. Drive carefully thereafter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No you silly thing, the clinic on 2nd January is for people who want the morning after pill from unprotected sex whilst pissed as a fart on New Year's eve. The annual V.D.M.One.T. is January 3rd. XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When in January?

2nd it’s shut on New Years Day. "

Oh.

Not sure then.

If you rub furniture polish on it though the silicone makes all STI's just slide right off apparently.

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By *ldguyMan
over a year ago

ongar

"Just wondering If you get tested in January are you all clear for the year ?

Thanks in advance "

Only if you stand on one leg and whistle Dixie all day long......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You don't actually need to get tested at all.

If you're fucking someone without protection, regularly, and they are tested negative, job's done, cos you haven't given them anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you continue to scrub your anus with neat Dettol you'll be fine.

I recommend this. It stings, but it’s worth it.

I use a brillo pad soaked in bleach just to be sure.

This is a great idea. Really get into the anus crevices. "

Corn cob soaked in pigs piss and eucalyptus oil did the same thing for our ancestors. Then loo roll was invented as it was softer... but unlike Heineken it probably just didn't reach the parts....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The answer is simple. Get tested at least every 6 weeks if you are casual having sex.

Who the hell has the time to get tested every 6 weeks? I struggle to fit in my monthly cock wash.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you continue to scrub your anus with neat Dettol you'll be fine.

I recommend this. It stings, but it’s worth it. "

Smells wonderful too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The answer is simple. Get tested at least every 6 weeks if you are casual having sex.

Who the hell has the time to get tested every 6 weeks? I struggle to fit in my monthly cock wash."

Get a mate to do it for you

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Just wondering If you get tested in January are you all clear for the year ?

Thanks in advance "

Yes..

if you never have any sex for the hole year.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just to clarify, because some people havent been taking this subject seriously and there seems to be some confusion, if you get tested on the 2nd January are you clear to go bareback for the year?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just to clarify, because some people havent been taking this subject seriously and there seems to be some confusion, if you get tested on the 2nd January are you clear to go bareback for the year? "

Only in a leap year

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By *ldguyMan
over a year ago

ongar

"If you continue to scrub your anus with neat Dettol you'll be fine.

I recommend this. It stings, but it’s worth it.

Smells wonderful too

Yes smells much nicer than Ajax powder

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just to clarify, because some people havent been taking this subject seriously and there seems to be some confusion, if you get tested on the 2nd January are you clear to go bareback for the year?

Only in a leap year"

This confuses matters even further.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Just to clarify, because some people havent been taking this subject seriously and there seems to be some confusion, if you get tested on the 2nd January are you clear to go bareback for the year? "

No !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just to clarify, because some people havent been taking this subject seriously and there seems to be some confusion, if you get tested on the 2nd January are you clear to go bareback for the year?

No !"

Even with a leap year ?

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By *ldguyMan
over a year ago

ongar

"Just to clarify, because some people havent been taking this subject seriously and there seems to be some confusion, if you get tested on the 2nd January are you clear to go bareback for the year?

Only in a leap year"

And go side saddle

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

"If you continue to scrub your anus with neat Dettol you'll be fine.

I recommend this. It stings, but it’s worth it.

Smells wonderful too

Yes smells much nicer than Ajax powder

....only effective if combined use with a brillo pad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The answer is simple. Get tested at least every 6 weeks if you are casual having sex.

Who the hell has the time to get tested every 6 weeks? I struggle to fit in my monthly cock wash."

Some STDs don't show for up to 3 months... so checks that often will give you a false sense of relief.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Just to clarify, because some people havent been taking this subject seriously and there seems to be some confusion, if you get tested on the 2nd January are you clear to go bareback for the year?

No !

Even with a leap year ?"

No lol !

Unless you Onley have sex with Onley 1 person and no one els and thay Onley have sex with you and no one els.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just to clarify, because some people havent been taking this subject seriously and there seems to be some confusion, if you get tested on the 2nd January are you clear to go bareback for the year?

No !

Even with a leap year ?

No lol !

Unless you Onley have sex with Onley 1 person and no one els and thay Onley have sex with you and no one els.

Duly noted.

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By *urryfannyfuntimeWoman
over a year ago

East Devon

"Just to clarify, because some people havent been taking this subject seriously and there seems to be some confusion, if you get tested on the 2nd January are you clear to go bareback for the year? "

Depends if its oral or anal.

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By *vgloryholebs16TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol.

"Please tell me this isn't serious?

STD tests are very serious.

If you are tested in January you are clear for the PREVIOUS year not the future one.

STDs are NOT serious compared with some other non STD infections (Ebola, malaria, MRSA, necrotizing fasciitis to name but a few). They are just more embarrassing.

If you had flu you would be on Facebook telling everyone. If you had chlamydia you would not even tell your best friend. Flu kills, on average 11,000 a year in the UK whilst Chlamydia does not kill.

The answer is simple. Get tested at least every 6 weeks if you are casual having sex.

"
I do hope you mean privately..

Or are you suggesting the worried well all do it on the nhs!!!

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Just to clarify, because some people havent been taking this subject seriously and there seems to be some confusion, if you get tested on the 2nd January are you clear to go bareback for the year?

No !

Even with a leap year ?

No lol !

Unless you Onley have sex with Onley 1 person and no one els and thay Onley have sex with you and no one els.

Duly noted."

I no I'm 100% clear for the year thoe with out haveing a test. Or for any other year for that matter.

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

"Just to clarify, because some people havent been taking this subject seriously and there seems to be some confusion, if you get tested on the 2nd January are you clear to go bareback for the year?

No !

Even with a leap year ?

No lol !

Unless you Onley have sex with Onley 1 person and no one els and thay Onley have sex with you and no one els.

Duly noted.

I no I'm 100% clear for the year thoe with out haveing a test. Or for any other year for that matter.

How do you no if you haven't had a test ?

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Yes.

So it’s like an MOT?"

Exactly, if you got tested in january '18 then anything you catch afterwards won't show up until your next test in january '19.

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By *urryfannyfuntimeWoman
over a year ago

East Devon

I no I'm 100% clear for the year thoe with out haveing a test. Or for any other year for that matter.

How do you no if you haven't had a test ?

. I should think that's obvious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I no I'm 100% clear for the year thoe with out haveing a test. Or for any other year for that matter.

How do you no if you haven't had a test ?

. I should think that's obvious. "

Blatantly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes.

So it’s like an MOT?

Exactly, if you got tested in january '18 then anything you catch afterwards won't show up until your next test in january '19."

That’s what I thought, but there seems to be conflicting opinion on this.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Just to clarify, because some people havent been taking this subject seriously and there seems to be some confusion, if you get tested on the 2nd January are you clear to go bareback for the year?

No !

Even with a leap year ?

No lol !

Unless you Onley have sex with Onley 1 person and no one els and thay Onley have sex with you and no one els.

Duly noted.

I no I'm 100% clear for the year thoe with out haveing a test. Or for any other year for that matter.

How do you no if you haven't had a test ?

Cos I'm still a virgin.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

I no I'm 100% clear for the year thoe with out haveing a test. Or for any other year for that matter.

How do you no if you haven't had a test ?

. I should think that's obvious.

Blatantly. "

Apparently not

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

"Just to clarify, because some people havent been taking this subject seriously and there seems to be some confusion, if you get tested on the 2nd January are you clear to go bareback for the year?

No !

Even with a leap year ?

No lol !

Unless you Onley have sex with Onley 1 person and no one els and thay Onley have sex with you and no one els.

Duly noted.

I no I'm 100% clear for the year thoe with out haveing a test. Or for any other year for that matter.

How do you no if you haven't had a test ?

Cos I'm still a virgin.

Sexually transmitted diseases can be transmitted without having sex

Pubic lice and crabs

Herpes

Molluscum contagiosum

To name a few

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just wondering If you get tested in January are you all clear for the year ?

Thanks in advance "

I've already got it & you can't catch it twice.

PS - THAT WAS A JOKE!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just to clarify, because some people havent been taking this subject seriously and there seems to be some confusion, if you get tested on the 2nd January are you clear to go bareback for the year?

No !

Even with a leap year ?

No lol !

Unless you Onley have sex with Onley 1 person and no one els and thay Onley have sex with you and no one els.

Duly noted.

I no I'm 100% clear for the year thoe with out haveing a test. Or for any other year for that matter.

How do you no if you haven't had a test ?

Cos I'm still a virgin.

Sexually transmitted diseases can be transmitted without having sex

Pubic lice and crabs

Herpes

Molluscum contagiosum

To name a few"

But if you get tested at the start of the year, you’re all clear right ?

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

"Just to clarify, because some people havent been taking this subject seriously and there seems to be some confusion, if you get tested on the 2nd January are you clear to go bareback for the year?

No !

Even with a leap year ?

No lol !

Unless you Onley have sex with Onley 1 person and no one els and thay Onley have sex with you and no one els.

Duly noted.

I no I'm 100% clear for the year thoe with out haveing a test. Or for any other year for that matter.

How do you no if you haven't had a test ?

Cos I'm still a virgin.

Sexually transmitted diseases can be transmitted without having sex

Pubic lice and crabs

Herpes

Molluscum contagiosum

To name a few

But if you get tested at the start of the year, you’re all clear right ?"

Only if you wear your all clear badge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just to clarify, because some people havent been taking this subject seriously and there seems to be some confusion, if you get tested on the 2nd January are you clear to go bareback for the year?

No !

Even with a leap year ?

No lol !

Unless you Onley have sex with Onley 1 person and no one els and thay Onley have sex with you and no one els.

Duly noted.

I no I'm 100% clear for the year thoe with out haveing a test. Or for any other year for that matter.

How do you no if you haven't had a test ?

Cos I'm still a virgin.

Sexually transmitted diseases can be transmitted without having sex

Pubic lice and crabs

Herpes

Molluscum contagiosum

To name a few"

Can these organisms jump onto fully clothed people and infect them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can be clear on The day your samples were taken and sent off and the very next day you go and sleep with someone with an STD so then become infected yourself..

"Just to clarify, because some people havent been taking this subject seriously and there seems to be some confusion, if you get tested on the 2nd January are you clear to go bareback for the year?

No !

Even with a leap year ?

No lol !

Unless you Onley have sex with Onley 1 person and no one els and thay Onley have sex with you and no one els.

Duly noted.

I no I'm 100% clear for the year thoe with out haveing a test. Or for any other year for that matter.

How do you no if you haven't had a test ?

Cos I'm still a virgin.

Sexually transmitted diseases can be transmitted without having sex

Pubic lice and crabs

Herpes

Molluscum contagiosum

To name a few

But if you get tested at the start of the year, you’re all clear right ?"

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By *urryfannyfuntimeWoman
over a year ago

East Devon

Sexually transmitted diseases can be transmitted without having sex

Pubic lice and crabs

Herpes

Molluscum contagiosum

To name a few

Can these organisms jump onto fully clothed people and infect them? "

No, they sneak in undetected if you leave your knickers on the washing line overnight.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Just to clarify, because some people havent been taking this subject seriously and there seems to be some confusion, if you get tested on the 2nd January are you clear to go bareback for the year?

No !

Even with a leap year ?

No lol !

Unless you Onley have sex with Onley 1 person and no one els and thay Onley have sex with you and no one els.

Duly noted.

I no I'm 100% clear for the year thoe with out haveing a test. Or for any other year for that matter.

How do you no if you haven't had a test ?

Cos I'm still a virgin.

Sexually transmitted diseases can be transmitted without having sex

Pubic lice and crabs

Herpes

Molluscum contagiosum

To name a few"

You shor ?

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

"Just to clarify, because some people havent been taking this subject seriously and there seems to be some confusion, if you get tested on the 2nd January are you clear to go bareback for the year?

No !

Even with a leap year ?

No lol !

Unless you Onley have sex with Onley 1 person and no one els and thay Onley have sex with you and no one els.

Duly noted.

I no I'm 100% clear for the year thoe with out haveing a test. Or for any other year for that matter.

How do you no if you haven't had a test ?

Cos I'm still a virgin.

Sexually transmitted diseases can be transmitted without having sex

Pubic lice and crabs

Herpes

Molluscum contagiosum

To name a few

Can these organisms jump onto fully clothed people and infect them? "

I don't know I'm not a doctor and I don't know the life story of people who say they haven't had sex,

But I'm sure you can catch some from blood transfusion, skin to skin contact, sharing towels etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you continue to scrub your anus with neat Dettol you'll be fine. "

And bell-end, don't forget the bell-end.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

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By *urryfannyfuntimeWoman
over a year ago

East Devon

But I'm sure you can catch some from blood transfusion, skin to skin contact, sharing towels etc"

Isn't the key thing about a sexually transmitted disease, that it's sexually transmitted?

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"My nan always told me half a bottle of dettol in the bath cures everything are you telling me she was wrong?

Miss s x"

half a bottle wouldn't make for a very deep bath... unless it's a VERY big bottle

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"When in January?

2nd it’s shut on New Years Day.

Oh.

Not sure then.

If you rub furniture polish on it though the silicone makes all STI's just slide right off apparently.

Haha, sounds logical to me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just to clarify, because some people havent been taking this subject seriously and there seems to be some confusion, if you get tested on the 2nd January are you clear to go bareback for the year?

No !

Even with a leap year ?

No lol !

Unless you Onley have sex with Onley 1 person and no one els and thay Onley have sex with you and no one els.

Duly noted.

I no I'm 100% clear for the year thoe with out haveing a test. Or for any other year for that matter.

How do you no if you haven't had a test ?

Cos I'm still a virgin.

Sexually transmitted diseases can be transmitted without having sex

Pubic lice and crabs

Herpes

Molluscum contagiosum

To name a few

Can these organisms jump onto fully clothed people and infect them?

I don't know I'm not a doctor and I don't know the life story of people who say they haven't had sex,

But I'm sure you can catch some from blood transfusion, skin to skin contact, sharing towels etc"
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I'm no doctor but...... I'll have a look at it if you need a second opinion

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over a year ago

But I'm sure you can catch some from blood transfusion, skin to skin contact, sharing towels etc

Isn't the key thing about a sexually transmitted disease, that it's sexually transmitted?"
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Stop being a smarty pants

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

But I'm sure you can catch some from blood transfusion, skin to skin contact, sharing towels etc

Isn't the key thing about a sexually transmitted disease, that it's sexually transmitted?"

So you drop the sexually and just call it a disease if you happen to catch something without having sexual contact ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I feel we’ve some what deviated from the original topic.

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By *urryfannyfuntimeWoman
over a year ago

East Devon

But I'm sure you can catch some from blood transfusion, skin to skin contact, sharing towels etc

Isn't the key thing about a sexually transmitted disease, that it's sexually transmitted?

So you drop the sexually and just call it a disease if you happen to catch something without having sexual contact ?

Which surely makes it irrelevant to this thread?

I declare this as needing a scrub with a mixture of TCP and zoflora.

While drinking vodka.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you don't get tested you don't find out you're riddled.

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By *aughtybutniceBBWWoman
over a year ago

The County of Northamptonshire

But I'm sure you can catch some from blood transfusion, skin to skin contact, sharing towels etc

Isn't the key thing about a sexually transmitted disease, that it's sexually transmitted?

So you drop the sexually and just call it a disease if you happen to catch something without having sexual contact ?

Which surely makes it irrelevant to this thread?

I declare this as needing a scrub with a mixture of TCP and zoflora.

While drinking vodka.

Owww I love Zoflora and vodka

. For separate uses obviously

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By *urryfannyfuntimeWoman
over a year ago

East Devon

Owww I love Zoflora and vodka

. For separate uses obviously "

They make a great cocktail.

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By *ldguyMan
over a year ago

ongar

But I'm sure you can catch some from blood transfusion, skin to skin contact, sharing towels etc

Isn't the key thing about a sexually transmitted disease, that it's sexually transmitted?

So you drop the sexually and just call it a disease if you happen to catch something without having sexual contact ?

Which surely makes it irrelevant to this thread?

I declare this as needing a scrub with a mixture of TCP and zoflora.

While drinking vodka.

Owww I love Zoflora and vodka

. For separate uses obviously "

I have found the best treatment for crabs is to pour a bottle of gin over the infected area and then rub in a handful of sand....the crabs have a party get pissed on the gin and then stone each other to death....

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By *urryfannyfuntimeWoman
over a year ago

East Devon

Does this work for spiders in the bath tub?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best thing to do is everytime you shag a skank..dip your bellend in to some bleach rub hard and you will be ok

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Best thing to do is everytime you shag a skank..dip your bellend in to some bleach rub hard and you will be ok "

Even if you’re wearing an ‘All clear’ badge ?

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over a year ago

"Best thing to do is everytime you shag a skank..dip your bellend in to some bleach rub hard and you will be ok

Even if you’re wearing an ‘All clear’ badge ?"

Yeah you must keep that badge worthy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please tell me this isn't serious?

STD tests are very serious.

If you are tested in January you are clear for the PREVIOUS year not the future one.

STDs are NOT serious compared with some other non STD infections (Ebola, malaria, MRSA, necrotizing fasciitis to name but a few). They are just more embarrassing.

If you had flu you would be on Facebook telling everyone. If you had chlamydia you would not even tell your best friend. Flu kills, on average 11,000 a year in the UK whilst Chlamydia does not kill.

The answer is simple. Get tested at least every 6 weeks if you are casual having sex.

Every 6 weeks

we men don't get to meet someone that often.. so your suggestion is not applicable to 90% men here...

Every 6 weeks...god.. very jealous of you...

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By *ldguyMan
over a year ago

ongar

Does this work for spiders in the bath tub?"

Only if there are at least 2..

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Best thing to do is everytime you shag a skank..dip your bellend in to some bleach rub hard and you will be ok "

I thought dunking it in Listerine would do it normally??

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By *ldguyMan
over a year ago

ongar

"Best thing to do is everytime you shag a skank..dip your bellend in to some bleach rub hard and you will be ok

I thought dunking it in Listerine would do it normally??

Oooh you can't beat a good Dunk!....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But I'm sure you can catch some from blood transfusion, skin to skin contact, sharing towels etc

Isn't the key thing about a sexually transmitted disease, that it's sexually transmitted?

So you drop the sexually and just call it a disease if you happen to catch something without having sexual contact ?

Does that mean every human being should be getting sti tested regularly?

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over a year ago

"Best thing to do is everytime you shag a skank..dip your bellend in to some bleach rub hard and you will be ok

Even if you’re wearing an ‘All clear’ badge ?

Yeah you must keep that badge worthy"

I'd still want to do a sniff test.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Sure get tested first week of january then you got a full year of as much bareback sex as you like. Be sure to get tested the following january"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait until February 29th then you’ve got 4 years to fill your boots.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"If you continue to scrub your anus with neat Dettol you'll be fine. "

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"If you continue to scrub your anus with neat Dettol you'll be fine.

Now there an idea, eh?

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"If you continue to scrub your anus with neat Dettol you'll be fine.

I recommend this. It stings, but it’s worth it.

I use a brillo pad soaked in bleach just to be sure.

This is a great idea. Really get into the anus crevices. "

Stop!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"The answer is simple. Get tested at least every 6 weeks if you are casual having sex.

Who the hell has the time to get tested every 6 weeks? I struggle to fit in my monthly cock wash."

This thread is hilarious!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you continue to scrub your anus with neat Dettol you'll be fine.

Now there an idea, eh?

It's not supposed to turn you on Steve. Have we found your new fetish?

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over a year ago

"The answer is simple. Get tested at least every 6 weeks if you are casual having sex.

Who the hell has the time to get tested every 6 weeks? I struggle to fit in my monthly cock wash.

This thread is hilarious!

It's a very serious thread.

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over a year ago

"Best thing to do is everytime you shag a skank..dip your bellend in to some bleach rub hard and you will be ok

I thought dunking it in Listerine would do it normally??

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over a year ago

"Best thing to do is everytime you shag a skank..dip your bellend in to some bleach rub hard and you will be ok

Even if you’re wearing an ‘All clear’ badge ?

Yeah you must keep that badge worthy

I'd still want to do a sniff test."

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least from now Be serious guys...

What is std? Subscriber Trunk Dialling

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By *inkerbell67Woman
over a year ago

Clacton on sea essex

Get tested every 2 weeks if your bareback all time ,it dont take long for nasty things to grow ,they love warm moist places ..

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

If you get tested very frequently it establishes lifetime immunity, a bit like passport renewal long before its expiry date gives you longer validity. It starts to accrue compound interest like immunity.

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

So if I get tested and am clear, but then the next day I have sex with someone, I could then get infected. So should I be tested daily. ?

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over a year ago

"So if I get tested and am clear, but then the next day I have sex with someone, I could then get infected. So should I be tested daily. ?

No, just get tested on January 2nd every year, see as like an MOT. Hope this helps X

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"Just to clarify, because some people havent been taking this subject seriously and there seems to be some confusion, if you get tested on the 2nd January are you clear to go bareback for the year?

No !

Even with a leap year ?

No lol !

Unless you Onley have sex with Onley 1 person and no one els and thay Onley have sex with you and no one els.

Duly noted.

I no I'm 100% clear for the year thoe with out haveing a test. Or for any other year for that matter.

How do you no if you haven't had a test ?

Cos I'm still a virgin.

Sexually transmitted diseases can be transmitted without having sex

Pubic lice and crabs

Herpes

Molluscum contagiosum

To name a few

Can these organisms jump onto fully clothed people and infect them? "

Actually yes! In severe cases pubic lice can even spread to eyebrows....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't be silly

Get tested frequently and keep in mind it can take over a month to see symptoms.

Think about others and don't be a zombie rampant rabbit.

If you've got a new partner, you should both get checked and then let the fun commence once you get the results.

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

"So if I get tested and am clear, but then the next day I have sex with someone, I could then get infected. So should I be tested daily. ?

No, just get tested on January 2nd every year, see as like an MOT. Hope this helps X"

Oh great. Thanks for clarifying that for me xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please tell me this isn't serious?

STD tests are very serious.

If you are tested in January you are clear for the PREVIOUS year not the future one.

STDs are NOT serious compared with some other non STD infections (Ebola, malaria, MRSA, necrotizing fasciitis to name but a few). They are just more embarrassing.

If you had flu you would be on Facebook telling everyone. If you had chlamydia you would not even tell your best friend. Flu kills, on average 11,000 a year in the UK whilst Chlamydia does not kill.

The answer is simple. Get tested at least every 6 weeks if you are casual having sex.

Every 6 weeks

we men don't get to meet someone that often.. so your suggestion is not applicable to 90% men here...

Every 6 weeks...god.. very jealous of you...

If you don't have sex in the 6 weeks then of course wait until you have had it but us girls seem to get more regular fun...

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