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“I did not have sexual relations with that woman”

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By *dam1971 OP   Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Yeah, Bill, course you didn’t

But what exactly constitutes sexual relations? How do you know if you can put another notch on your bedpost?

I think we would all agree that snogging doesn’t count but at what stage is it definitely sex? We’re including lesbians here so don’t tell me that it’s got to be the love truncheon in a hole.

I throw the question open to the massively experienced people of Fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Penetration

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By *dam1971 OP   Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Penetration "

Of any errr, penetrating object into any hole?

Finger in mouth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Willy in a ladies front bottom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything that could lead to you being arrested if you were caught doing it in the local park.

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By *uited staffs guyMan
over a year ago

staffordshire

To be fair by modern presidential standards Bill was a master truth teller!

It’s difficult to see what sort of oral fun resulting in cum down her dress wouldn’t be called sexual relations!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would think that any sexual contact would be construed as sexual relations. For me it would be fondling onwards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When private parts come into play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you are doing anything to someone else's naughty bits. It's a sex act.

Bill "got off" ( ) becouse he stated he believed cigar play and BJs did not constitute "sexual relations", which is of course utter bollocks.

But it was his only way out of perjury.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anything that could lead to you being arrested if you were caught doing it in the local park."

Walking on the grass

Littering

Disturbing the peace...

Mmmmmm you sure

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Upstairsy outside?

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"I think we would all agree that snogging doesn’t count but at what stage is it definitely sex?"

Snogging may not be sex, but it’s certainly sexual.

I’ve sometimes wondered where the line is drawn when thinking about my ‘number’. I obviously wouldn’t include those I’ve just snogged, but there are those who I’ve done various other this with except actual penis-in-the-vagina intercourse.

I don’t think it’s domething you can strictly define, you just kinda know which ones are, and which aren’t.

(Not that it really matters.)

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