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size 8 to 12 thats a perfect woman

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By *igD_midlands OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlands

More shaped then curved

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

That's the perfect woman for you, you mean.

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"That's the perfect woman for you, you mean."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is 8 more perfect than 12 or is it the other way around? Does perfection peak at 10?

Damn all those other quirky sizes that are just mediocre.

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By *igD_midlands OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlands

No not for me lol worldwide known 8 to 12 most popular alie

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"That's the perfect woman for you, you mean."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dammit. Missed out by a size and you seem like such a catch as well!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No not for me lol worldwide known 8 to 12 most popular alie "

Popular? With who?

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By *igD_midlands OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlands

Atleast you got a brain lol some idiots on this site who think with there peanuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im feeling particulary vicious this morning, but yeah whatever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dammit. Missed out by a size and you seem like such a catch as well! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's the perfect woman for you, you mean."

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By *igD_midlands OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlands

Notning wrong with big tits for a titwank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aw damn. I'm not perfect. Who knew?!?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Atleast you got a brain lol some idiots on this site who think with there peanuts "

If you press reply & quote people can see who it is you're actually responding too

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

I think the op has issues, so leave him to get over them in his own way and not bite.

Hope you find what you're looking for op, but a word of advice, ignore if you wish, but bad attitude will also put off the type of woman you're hoping to meet.

Good luck x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Atleast you got a brain lol some idiots on this site who think with there peanuts "

Now you having a go at us idiots too. Ffs, when will you stop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say I'm heart broken to be outside his chosen demographic, but I think it'd be pretty obvious I'm lying through my teeth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think the op has issues, so leave him to get over them in his own way and not bite.

Hope you find what you're looking for op, but a word of advice, ignore if you wish, but bad attitude will also put off the type of woman you're hoping to meet.

Good luck x"

This!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Atleast you got a brain lol some idiots on this site who think with there peanuts

If you press reply & quote people can see who it is you're actually responding too "

It’ll be a woman. It’s allways an answer to a woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pulls up a deck chair and gets out the popcorn

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

Size 8, size 12?

That’s the clothes that fit, not her body

There’s no numbers for a shapely thigh, dimples, a gorgeous ass, lush lips, heels and stockings that accentuate great legs, an elegant neck, a beautiful mane of hair, a twinkle in the eye....

Do yourself a favour and forget numbers...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Atleast you got a brain lol some idiots on this site who think with there peanuts

If you press reply & quote people can see who it is you're actually responding too

It’ll be a woman. It’s allways an answer to a woman. "

Might get a shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So close on a flop? lol try i dont have 3£ boxers on from primarni sonshine "

Are you typing with your mouthfull im struggling to understand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No truer words than from the guy who struggles to satisfy a woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His username is a lie

LittleD, MiniD, both better alternatives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What does shaped mean, is curved not a shape.

Im a size 10 by the way, seeing as I'm your type bend over lover.

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter


"Pulls up a deck chair and gets out the popcorn "

Sits down next to you and passes you a cold beer....

Poor bastard, at least it’ll be quick...

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"What does shaped mean, is curved not a shape.

Im a size 10 by the way, seeing as I'm your type bend over lover. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What does shaped mean, is curved not a shape.

Im a size 10 by the way, seeing as I'm your type bend over lover. "

Anal fisting like last nights tv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

don't bite ladies

he's obviously an attention seeker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and the boxers are from george

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By *esus H ChristMan
over a year ago

birmingham

He probably still gets meets........more than I do being polite and friendly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well we all like different things thank God but going by dress size probably isn't ideal as a shorter woman who is a 12 would look very different in build to a tall woman who was the same size.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He probably still gets meets........more than I do being polite and friendly "

Only from a deli counter

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"He probably still gets meets........more than I do being polite and friendly

Only from a deli counter"

Can you still get Billy Bear? I used to like a slice of that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Atleast you got a brain lol some idiots on this site who think with there peanuts "

English at its finest, “at least you *have a brain, **there are some idiots on this site who think with ***their peanuts”

If you’re going to be a dick at least do it properly.

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By *esus H ChristMan
over a year ago

birmingham


"He probably still gets meets........more than I do being polite and friendly

Only from a deli counter"

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

Ooh I wear sizes 8,10 and 12 - does that mean I’m in? Be still my beating heart!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank fuck I’m not his type

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By *ayMyName123Man
over a year ago

Barnsley

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By *ayMyName123Man
over a year ago

Barnsley


"More shaped then curved "

You don’t know what you’re missing size and figures aren’t the be all and end all ... a sexy mind with sexy eyes and someone who communicates well is my preference

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find size 8 women look a bit fragile, so would prefer size 10 and above....

But to judge a woman or a man on size alone is a very dangerous option. Been out with some real nutters (ok it was one, but one nutter is enough) in the size 12 category, used to beat the crap out of me with kitchen equipment if she thought I even looked at another woman...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horses for courses. Not that i'm saying women are nags.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"don't bite ladies

he's obviously an attention seeker "

I cautioned the same thing but they continue to feed the troll.

Oh well, I've better things to do, cat tray needs emptying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Changed status now well done fella youl gey nowhere insulting people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He probably still gets meets........more than I do being polite and friendly

Only from a deli counter

Can you still get Billy Bear? I used to like a slice of that "

You can get billy bear at co-op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooh I wear sizes 8,10 and 12 - does that mean I’m in? Be still my beating heart! "

Make your mind up woman, what size are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oops I'm too big, aww well never mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Changed status now well done fella youl gey nowhere insulting people"

Suggesting women above a size 12 are somehow imperfect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"don't bite ladies

he's obviously an attention seeker

I cautioned the same thing but they continue to feed the troll.

Oh well, I've better things to do, cat tray needs emptying. "

Lets just all leave quietly, nothing to see here

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife

Bet he's unlos before 175

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"So close on a flop? lol try i dont have 3£ boxers on from primarni sonshine "
You don't a dictionary handy either !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t say I’m perfect but I’m happy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooh I wear sizes 8,10 and 12 - does that mean I’m in? Be still my beating heart! "

Why would you wear three dresses? It must take ages to undress you...it would be like trying to get through the layers of a Russian Doll!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So close on a flop? lol try i dont have 3£ boxers on from primarni sonshine You don't a dictionary handy either !!"

......you just can’t make this shit up. ^

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"Ooh I wear sizes 8,10 and 12 - does that mean I’m in? Be still my beating heart!

Make your mind up woman, what size are you? "

Seriously it depends on the clothes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooh I wear sizes 8,10 and 12 - does that mean I’m in? Be still my beating heart!

Make your mind up woman, what size are you?

Seriously it depends on the clothes."

Or the woman wearing them.

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By *ucky78Woman
over a year ago

liverpool

For once I’m happy that I’m not the perfect size

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham


"More shaped then curved "

Bit like a woman saying 6ft to 6ft 5 being the perfect man !!

No mention of preference OP ,,,,,,

I’m sure there are lots of women who prefer 5ft 8 and under

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"Ooh I wear sizes 8,10 and 12 - does that mean I’m in? Be still my beating heart!

Why would you wear three dresses? It must take ages to undress you...it would be like trying to get through the layers of a Russian Doll!!"

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By *apstarMan
over a year ago

Harpenden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bet he's unlos before 175 "

I think his big head is getting bigger with the attention bless him . He's a stayer

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By *ayMyName123Man
over a year ago

Barnsley


"For once I’m happy that I’m not the perfect size "

Haha just scanned through your pictures miss love your sexy toes n high heels x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bet he's unlos before 175

I think his big head is getting bigger with the attention bless him . He's a stayer "

Is that what women mean by stamina

Who knew

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By *iss.ddWoman
over a year ago

Leeds + Newcastle

I'm 5ft 9 and a size 8.

Can we meet?

You never hear of men being really in to bigger shoe sizes.

You're the best OP

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By *apstarMan
over a year ago

Harpenden

When I came across this forum name . I was shocked and what a supprise a man did it . Seroulsy what's wrong with you ... Is people like you that are the reason people have fuck all confidacne . Good luck finding ya perfect "girl "

You sad stupid person

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"Ooh I wear sizes 8,10 and 12 - does that mean I’m in? Be still my beating heart! "

OP this was sarcasm. No need to send a pm, at the end of the day I’m a woman and the way you speak about other women is disgusting so you’d better block me too

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Some guys on here are just

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every woman is perfect . In every single way . Men couldn't do half the shit they go through . Warriors , each and every one .

Oh and the woman that brought me up told me that if you got nothing nice to say ......you know the rest .

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By *horehouseprincessWoman
over a year ago

small town near Munich

I'm heartbroken. Really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not fussed about a girls size, much more into their sighs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a fat moo...but perfect for some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Every woman is perfect . In every single way . Men couldn't do half the shit they go through . Warriors , each and every one .

Oh and the woman that brought me up told me that if you got nothing nice to say ......you know the rest ."

Suck up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pulls up a deck chair and gets out the popcorn

Sits down next to you and passes you a cold beer....

Poor bastard, at least it’ll be quick... "

Hey you got popcorn and beer, I’ll join you!

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By *olden_Road_to_SamarkandMan
over a year ago

London

Definitely needs to be weighed against personality....and even then classic sizes can be misleading imho.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Every woman is perfect . In every single way . Men couldn't do half the shit they go through . Warriors , each and every one .

Oh and the woman that brought me up told me that if you got nothing nice to say ......you know the rest ."

Do you think they’re going to fall for this, nice try though!

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

So many posts that broke rules. The man didn't break rules with his post, if it offends you so much it is best to stay within forum rules when you reply or don't be surprised if you find yourself with a ban

Here are the rules if anyone fancies reading them

https://www.fabswingers.com/content/forum-rules

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