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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm too tired to go to work today.

I'm gonna call my boss, what excuse can I use for not going in? Prize for the best answer!

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

You can’t find your house door key and are therefore locked in

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

‘Womens problems’

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By *acktar74Man
over a year ago

leeds

"I'm too tired to go to work today.

I'm gonna call my boss, what excuse can I use for not going in? Prize for the best answer! "

I want to come to work really I do but I'm going to stay home and make myself cum lots. See you tomorrow maybe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have lice and you could only get the 8 hour ointment hehehe

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

You only have see through clothes ironed and thought that would be against company policy.

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

Simplest is always the best. Just say that you are home having to wash all your bedding and disinfecting your kitchen and bathroom after a particularly explosive bout of D&V.

Ask if they know anywhere you can rent a carpet cleaner from.

Should get you a good few days off!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

A wooly mammoth is asleep against your front door and a diplodocus against your back door. You're too scared to wake them up and can't jump out of the window in case you disturb one of them. What could possibly go wrong?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

You can’t go in to work today due to a local, mini zombie apocalypse taking place in your road. Grab your cricket bat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sy your dog eat your car keys and every time he farts he locks/unlocks the car. You live in a high car theft area and he farts a lot.

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By *hocolate_HeavenMan
over a year ago

Birmingham and Dubai

[Removed by poster at 22/05/18 07:16:58]

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By *hocolate_HeavenMan
over a year ago

Birmingham and Dubai

The dishwasher has flooded the kitchen. You are waiting for the plumber to turn up. I am on my way with the wrench

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By *lymanMan
over a year ago

PLYMOUTH

"‘Womens problems’ "

Safe bet ...us men are scared to ask for details

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a lazy arse and can't be bothered helping keeping the economy of this country going!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A wooly mammoth is asleep against your front door and a diplodocus against your back door. You're too scared to wake them up and can't jump out of the window in case you disturb one of them. What could possibly go wrong?"

Haha love it, he's actually a Dino geek too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The dishwasher has flooded the kitchen. You are waiting for the plumber to turn up. I am on my way with the wrench

Swoon, I knew I could rely on you to help me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm too tired to go to work today.

I'm gonna call my boss, what excuse can I use for not going in? Prize for the best answer! "

All knickers are in laundry

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"‘Womens problems’

Safe bet ...us men are scared to ask for details

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exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just go!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm too tired to go to work today.

I'm gonna call my boss, what excuse can I use for not going in? Prize for the best answer! "

Man flu! Works for us blokes!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm too tired to go to work today.

I'm gonna call my boss, what excuse can I use for not going in? Prize for the best answer!

Man flu! Works for us blokes!

Except im definitely not a man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your house was broken into last night.. . The burglars tied you to the bed... you are still there waiting for the firemen to release you from your bonds

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

You tryed something new in the bed room last night involving six milk bottles and an egg whisk and having trouble walking as legs still like jelly!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Ring up and say you have fucklessaphobia. It's a disease that can only be cured by the immediate presence of a 41yr old sex mad deviant from Northampton . Then say " it's just one of those 24hr things "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell your boss that your sister's, friend's, mother's, grandparent's, brother's, grandson's, uncle's, fish died. And yes, it was tragic and you're having a pretty awful day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm too tired to go to work today.

I'm gonna call my boss, what excuse can I use for not going in? Prize for the best answer!

Man flu! Works for us blokes!

Except im definitely not a man

Good point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My house was invaded by umpalumpas now im a blueberry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s so hot....the sun has reflected from the upstairs windows from your neighbors onto the road in front of your house melting the tarmac. As you’ve watched your rubbish bins disappear into the molten sinkhole along with A couple of cats and the kid on his BMX delivering papers, and as we all know your no Olympic long jumper, you’ll have to give today a miss.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Love them so far!!

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By *ddibleMan
over a year ago

Exeter Bristol Salisbury

Tell him you can't come in for personal reasons. When he asks what they are say "they're personal"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could say that your tits fell off and that the glue you've used to stick them back on, requires 12 hours to cure.

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

"Love them so far!! "
who top three so far then ?

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

"I'm too tired to go to work today.

I'm gonna call my boss, what excuse can I use for not going in? Prize for the best answer! "

Tell them you have anal blindness. You can't see your arse getting out of bed today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anal blindness

love that..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once phoned in very d*unk (I was young!) and said I’d broke my arm. Had to wear a fake stookie for 6 weeks! I don’t recommend that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell them that you have a severe case of the Fuck-it's. Whatever the question is, the answer is fuck-it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My vibrator is stuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm too tired to go to work today.

I'm gonna call my boss, what excuse can I use for not going in? Prize for the best answer! "

Say it's impossible for you to get to work as you're driving gloves are at the leathersmiths.

Watertight.

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

"Anal blindness

love that.."

Made me chuckle when I heard it too hehehe

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

I've been taken hostage by Pirates while out doing famine relief in Africa and I'm only phone you as you are my first choice to help with the ransom money, please place £25,000 pounds into my account and order a pizza to my home to as the pirates are hungry and have also invaded my home

I will try and make it in sometime this week.

Your favourite employee

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