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By *abs.. OP   Woman
over a year ago

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In the absence of you lovely lot I’ve started a new one.

Morning the sun is shining, there’s a lot to be thankful for, so smile and have a great day.

Now where my latte darling?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

He’s asleep on the job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In the absence of you lovely lot I’ve started a new one.

Morning the sun is shining, there’s a lot to be thankful for, so smile and have a great day.

Now where my latte darling? "

Thanks and good morning babs

The sun is far from shining here in reality though...it's back to top coat weather

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He’s asleep on the job "

I bloody needed it

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"In the absence of you lovely lot I’ve started a new one.

Morning the sun is shining, there’s a lot to be thankful for, so smile and have a great day.

Now where my latte darling? "

Haha! Morning lovely Babs You were up nice and early whilst we were all tucked up in bed still :-

Have a lovely day

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"He’s asleep on the job

I bloody needed it "

Morning Mistress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He’s asleep on the job

I bloody needed it

Morning Mistress "

Morning sami....it's bloody cold here.

A bit like babs latte now

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"He’s asleep on the job

I bloody needed it

Morning Mistress

Morning sami....it's bloody cold here.

A bit like babs latte now "

Haha . Well it's sunny here, but windy, so I would imagine it will be chilly out

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

morning all nice here got me latte

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"morning all nice here got me latte "

You got any instant, Voddy? Run out til i go to Tescos

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"morning all nice here got me latte

You got any instant, Voddy? Run out til i go to Tescos "
passes sami a jar of nescafe

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"morning all nice here got me latte

You got any instant, Voddy? Run out til i go to Tescos passes sami a jar of nescafe "

Ooh bless ya, I'll get you a replacement later

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"morning all nice here got me latte

You got any instant, Voddy? Run out til i go to Tescos passes sami a jar of nescafe

Ooh bless ya, I'll get you a replacement later "
no problum cant have you going without

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"morning all nice here got me latte

You got any instant, Voddy? Run out til i go to Tescos passes sami a jar of nescafe

Ooh bless ya, I'll get you a replacement later no problum cant have you going without"

You are an xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Afternoon ladies

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Afternoon ladies"

Afternoon mistress. Lots of wind here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon ladies

Afternoon mistress. Lots of wind here! "

I'm full of bluster atm

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Afternoon ladies

Afternoon mistress. Lots of wind here!

I'm full of bluster atm "

Ooh...is that good or bad!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon ladies

Afternoon mistress. Lots of wind here!

I'm full of bluster atm

Ooh...is that good or bad! "

Bad I don't know how to do that crying emoji

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Afternoon ladies

Afternoon mistress. Lots of wind here!

I'm full of bluster atm

Ooh...is that good or bad!

Bad I don't know how to do that crying emoji "

Oh dear, sorry to hear that

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By *ieandteaseMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Afternoon Mistress

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Afternoon ladies

Afternoon mistress. Lots of wind here!

I'm full of bluster atm

Ooh...is that good or bad!

Bad I don't know how to do that crying emoji "

ftfy

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By *ieandteaseMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Needs nipple wake up fun then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon Mistress"

Alright cocka

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon ladies

Afternoon mistress. Lots of wind here!

I'm full of bluster atm

Ooh...is that good or bad!

Bad I don't know how to do that crying emoji

ftfy "

Your too good to me

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By *abs.. OP   Woman
over a year ago

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Hello. I missed my coffee then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello. I missed my coffee then "

You're latte.

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By *abs.. OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Hello. I missed my coffee then

You're latte."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello. I missed my coffee then "

I'll get the machine fired up _abs...it's on its way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello. I missed my coffee then

You're latte."

I liked it the first time around

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By *abs.. OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Hello. I missed my coffee then

I'll get the machine fired up _abs...it's on its way "

Are you on part-time hours now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello. I missed my coffee then

I'll get the machine fired up _abs...it's on its way

Are you on part-time hours now? "

Too much going on babs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Passes babs a big latte with a flowers and hearts design

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By *abs.. OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Passes babs a big latte with a flowers and hearts design "

Aww thank you lovely

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

I’m a bit giddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Passes babs a big latte with a flowers and hearts design

Aww thank you lovely "

Your weclome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m a bit giddy "

Have you just come from the waxing parlour?

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By *abs.. OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I’m a bit giddy "

Is it nearly time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Evening girl's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening girl's "

Warabout me?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Evening girl's

Warabout me? "
what mode are you wearing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening girl's

Warabout me? what mode are you wearing"

Down and naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feck I might as well delete that new photo....not one fecking fab

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Feck I might as well delete that new photo....not one fecking fab "
yes it has

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Afternoon ladies

Afternoon mistress. Lots of wind here!

I'm full of bluster atm

Ooh...is that good or bad!

Bad I don't know how to do that crying emoji

ftfy

Your too good to me "

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Passes babs a big latte with a flowers and hearts design "

Where's mine..

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Passes babs a big latte with a flowers and hearts design

Where's mine.. "
were not the chosen ones sami

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Passes babs a big latte with a flowers and hearts design

Where's mine.. "

Too late for it now....I'll be conking soon but will have one ready for 5.30 int morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Passes babs a big latte with a flowers and hearts design

Where's mine.. were not the chosen ones sami "

Same goes for you at 5.30

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Evening all.

Ahem! What happened last night when my name was put up along with someone else's for being blamed for summat I didn't do!

My solicitors are waiting

I.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Passes babs a big latte with a flowers and hearts design

Where's mine.. were not the chosen ones sami "

Tut..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all.

Ahem! What happened last night when my name was put up along with someone else's for being blamed for summat I didn't do!

My solicitors are waiting

I."

What's that all about Iain?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Passes babs a big latte with a flowers and hearts design

Where's mine..

Too late for it now....I'll be conking soon but will have one ready for 5.30 int morning "

So mines gonna be cold then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Passes babs a big latte with a flowers and hearts design

Where's mine..

Too late for it now....I'll be conking soon but will have one ready for 5.30 int morning

So mines gonna be cold then! "

I'd say a fecking good possibility

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening all.

Ahem! What happened last night when my name was put up along with someone else's for being blamed for summat I didn't do!

My solicitors are waiting

I."

Missed that one Iain, please explain

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Passes babs a big latte with a flowers and hearts design

Where's mine..

Too late for it now....I'll be conking soon but will have one ready for 5.30 int morning

So mines gonna be cold then!

I'd say a fecking good possibility "

Oh never mind then.....

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Passes babs a big latte with a flowers and hearts design

Where's mine..

Too late for it now....I'll be conking soon but will have one ready for 5.30 int morning

So mines gonna be cold then!

I'd say a fecking good possibility

Oh never mind then..... "
dont worry sami ile make you a hot one along with a cooked brekki

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Passes babs a big latte with a flowers and hearts design

Where's mine..

Too late for it now....I'll be conking soon but will have one ready for 5.30 int morning

So mines gonna be cold then!

I'd say a fecking good possibility

Oh never mind then..... "

Do you one at tea time....but I'm just wondering what white stuff to use to get the design on top of instant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Passes babs a big latte with a flowers and hearts design

Where's mine..

Too late for it now....I'll be conking soon but will have one ready for 5.30 int morning

So mines gonna be cold then!

I'd say a fecking good possibility

Oh never mind then..... dont worry sami ile make you a hot one along with a cooked brekki"

At dinnertime

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Passes babs a big latte with a flowers and hearts design

Where's mine..

Too late for it now....I'll be conking soon but will have one ready for 5.30 int morning

So mines gonna be cold then!

I'd say a fecking good possibility

Oh never mind then..... dont worry sami ile make you a hot one along with a cooked brekki"

Oh I do love a hot one.....

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Passes babs a big latte with a flowers and hearts design

Where's mine..

Too late for it now....I'll be conking soon but will have one ready for 5.30 int morning

So mines gonna be cold then!

I'd say a fecking good possibility

Oh never mind then.....

Do you one at tea time....but I'm just wondering what white stuff to use to get the design on top of instant "

Hmm...I leave that for you to decide!

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Evening all.

Ahem! What happened last night when my name was put up along with someone else's for being blamed for summat I didn't do!

My solicitors are waiting

I.

What's that all about Iain? "

Something about you being locked in your little wheel.

Suggested by a certain Voddy and seconded by a certain Sami no less.

Both ran off before I could defend my honour

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Passes babs a big latte with a flowers and hearts design

Where's mine..

Too late for it now....I'll be conking soon but will have one ready for 5.30 int morning

So mines gonna be cold then!

I'd say a fecking good possibility

Oh never mind then.....

Do you one at tea time....but I'm just wondering what white stuff to use to get the design on top of instant "
coffeemate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Passes babs a big latte with a flowers and hearts design

Where's mine..

Too late for it now....I'll be conking soon but will have one ready for 5.30 int morning

So mines gonna be cold then!

I'd say a fecking good possibility

Oh never mind then.....

Do you one at tea time....but I'm just wondering what white stuff to use to get the design on top of instant

Hmm...I leave that for you to decide! "

St ival 5 pints it is then

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Passes babs a big latte with a flowers and hearts design

Where's mine..

Too late for it now....I'll be conking soon but will have one ready for 5.30 int morning

So mines gonna be cold then!

I'd say a fecking good possibility

Oh never mind then.....

Do you one at tea time....but I'm just wondering what white stuff to use to get the design on top of instant

Hmm...I leave that for you to decide!

St ival 5 pints it is then "

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

anyone watch channel 5 tonight

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"anyone watch channel 5 tonight"

Omg yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"anyone watch channel 5 tonight"

Only the perverts amongst us

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"anyone watch channel 5 tonight"

Yes. Shocked to recognise one of my staff who worked at a hotel I ran back in 1991.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"anyone watch channel 5 tonight

Yes. Shocked to recognise one of my staff who worked at a hotel I ran back in 1991."

Ooh, which one...the Dom?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"anyone watch channel 5 tonight

Yes. Shocked to recognise one of my staff who worked at a hotel I ran back in 1991.

Ooh, which one...the Dom? "
she was brutle with them needles

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"anyone watch channel 5 tonight

Yes. Shocked to recognise one of my staff who worked at a hotel I ran back in 1991.

Ooh, which one...the Dom? "

I'd only caught glimpses of her near to end of the programme; she was answering her phone, was wearing an oversized hat but it was what she said in the dialogue matches what was covered in the email edition of the local newspaper back home in Hull where they'd done a feature on this show!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"anyone watch channel 5 tonight

Yes. Shocked to recognise one of my staff who worked at a hotel I ran back in 1991.

Ooh, which one...the Dom? she was brutle with them needles"

What about those studded shoes

You wouldn't want them in your Yvonne Gooliegongs..would ya

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"anyone watch channel 5 tonight

Yes. Shocked to recognise one of my staff who worked at a hotel I ran back in 1991.

Ooh, which one...the Dom?

I'd only caught glimpses of her near to end of the programme; she was answering her phone, was wearing an oversized hat but it was what she said in the dialogue matches what was covered in the email edition of the local newspaper back home in Hull where they'd done a feature on this show!"

Ooh....

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"anyone watch channel 5 tonight

Yes. Shocked to recognise one of my staff who worked at a hotel I ran back in 1991.

Ooh, which one...the Dom? she was brutle with them needles"

Not half as brutal as taking my name in vain late last night. Tsk! Tsk!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As promised two fresh lattes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feck I might as well delete that new photo....not one fecking fab yes it has"

Oh no it hasnt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feck I might as well delete that new photo....not one fecking fab yes it has

Oh no it hasnt "

Definitely has now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feck I might as well delete that new photo....not one fecking fab yes it has

Oh no it hasnt

Definitely has now "

See if you open your eyes eh eenie

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"As promised two fresh lattes "

Mmm...thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As promised two fresh lattes

Mmm...thank you "

And a warm instant on its way

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

rustles up some brekkis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"rustles up some brekkis "

I'll pass....I've just had 6 slices of toast...was fecking starving

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"rustles up some brekkis

I'll pass....I've just had 6 slices of toast...was fecking starving "
i did you some light fluffy scrambled eggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"rustles up some brekkis

I'll pass....I've just had 6 slices of toast...was fecking starving i did you some light fluffy scrambled eggs"

Feck _oddy I'm stuffed I haven't had 6 slices in one go for years

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

whers that sami she knew id be cooking brekki

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"whers that sami she knew id be cooking brekki "

Pissed off

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"whers that sami she knew id be cooking brekki

Pissed off "
whose upset her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"whers that sami she knew id be cooking brekki

Pissed off whose upset her"

I was going to say Iain then thought better of it with his solicitors

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"whers that sami she knew id be cooking brekki

Pissed off whose upset her

I was going to say Iain then thought better of it with his solicitors "
ive got c i d coming later to dust for finger prints to se who did it to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"whers that sami she knew id be cooking brekki

Pissed off whose upset her

I was going to say Iain then thought better of it with his solicitors ive got c i d coming later to dust for finger prints to se who did it to you "

Best is you've given me a idea about getting a adult human sized wheel

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"whers that sami she knew id be cooking brekki

Pissed off whose upset her

I was going to say Iain then thought better of it with his solicitors ive got c i d coming later to dust for finger prints to se who did it to you

Best is you've given me a idea about getting a adult human sized wheel "
knew i was good for something dont forget to get a hamster costume

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"whers that sami she knew id be cooking brekki

Pissed off whose upset her

I was going to say Iain then thought better of it with his solicitors ive got c i d coming later to dust for finger prints to se who did it to you

Best is you've given me a idea about getting a adult human sized wheel knew i was good for something dont forget to get a hamster costume "

Got the teef already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feck I might as well delete that new photo....not one fecking fab yes it has

Oh no it hasnt

Definitely has now

See if you open your eyes eh eenie "

Yup!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feck I might as well delete that new photo....not one fecking fab yes it has

Oh no it hasnt

Definitely has now

See if you open your eyes eh eenie

Yup! "

Think _oddy has her sunglasses on

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Feck I might as well delete that new photo....not one fecking fab yes it has

Oh no it hasnt

Definitely has now

See if you open your eyes eh eenie

Yup!

Think _oddy has her sunglasses on"
nah me not straight glasses cant get used to the feckers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feck I might as well delete that new photo....not one fecking fab yes it has

Oh no it hasnt

Definitely has now

See if you open your eyes eh eenie

Yup!

Think _oddy has her sunglasses onnah me not straight glasses cant get used to the feckers"

See you found the right glasses

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Feck I might as well delete that new photo....not one fecking fab yes it has

Oh no it hasnt

Definitely has now

See if you open your eyes eh eenie

Yup!

Think _oddy has her sunglasses onnah me not straight glasses cant get used to the feckers

See you found the right glasses "
sami had hidden em by her pool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feck I might as well delete that new photo....not one fecking fab yes it has

Oh no it hasnt

Definitely has now

See if you open your eyes eh eenie

Yup!

Think _oddy has her sunglasses onnah me not straight glasses cant get used to the feckers

See you found the right glasses sami had hidden em by her pool"

Feck not the piss pool ffs

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

My ears are burning!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Afternoon all, all calm here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My ears are burning!"

It's a fecker isn't it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon all, all calm here "

Just nipping out will catch ya laterz

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Afternoon all, all calm here

Just nipping out will catch ya laterz "

Something I said?.... catcha later Mistress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon all, all calm here

Just nipping out will catch ya laterz

Something I said?.... catcha later Mistress "

Nah a lot of dashing about now the BT man has been

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Afternoon all, all calm here

Just nipping out will catch ya laterz

Something I said?.... catcha later Mistress

Nah a lot of dashing about now the BT man has been "

It's all go some days

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"My ears are burning!"
makes a change from the dinner

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"My ears are burning!makes a change from the dinner "

Must get the salad in the oven soon

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"My ears are burning!makes a change from the dinner

Must get the salad in the oven soon "
daft bat

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"My ears are burning!makes a change from the dinner

Must get the salad in the oven soon daft bat "

I know, hubby wants me to go to cooking lessons, he hates it when I burn his lettuce

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"My ears are burning!makes a change from the dinner

Must get the salad in the oven soon daft bat

I know, hubby wants me to go to cooking lessons, he hates it when I burn his lettuce "
samples he does the cooking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon all, all calm here

Just nipping out will catch ya laterz

Something I said?.... catcha later Mistress

Nah a lot of dashing about now the BT man has been

It's all go some days "

Phew tell me about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My ears are burning!makes a change from the dinner

Must get the salad in the oven soon daft bat

I know, hubby wants me to go to cooking lessons, he hates it when I burn his lettuce samples he does the cooking "

He just like to sample it

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

has c i d solved who locked you in yet mistress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"has c i d solved who locked you in yet mistress"

Dunno but they could tell by the dabs it was a bloke

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"has c i d solved who locked you in yet mistress

Dunno but they could tell by the dabs it was a bloke "
hmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"has c i d solved who locked you in yet mistress

Dunno but they could tell by the dabs it was a bloke hmmmmmm"

Any ideas?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"has c i d solved who locked you in yet mistress

Dunno but they could tell by the dabs it was a bloke hmmmmmm

Any ideas?"
did they exclude ur prints

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"has c i d solved who locked you in yet mistress

Dunno but they could tell by the dabs it was a bloke hmmmmmm

Any ideas?did they exclude ur prints"

Yeah mines on Thier computer

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"has c i d solved who locked you in yet mistress

Dunno but they could tell by the dabs it was a bloke hmmmmmm

Any ideas?did they exclude ur prints

Yeah mines on Thier computer "
they would be so they knew whose was whose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"has c i d solved who locked you in yet mistress

Dunno but they could tell by the dabs it was a bloke hmmmmmm

Any ideas?did they exclude ur prints

Yeah mines on Thier computer they would be so they knew whose was whose"

Phew I'd not thought about that

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

wonders where sami is tonight

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"has c i d solved who locked you in yet mistress

Dunno but they could tell by the dabs it was a bloke "

Wozn't me then

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Just got back from cop shop, hubbys been fingerprinted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"wonders where sami is tonight"

Will have been watching porn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"has c i d solved who locked you in yet mistress

Dunno but they could tell by the dabs it was a bloke

Wozn't me then "

Oh hello sami

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just got back from cop shop, hubbys been fingerprinted "

Your a bloody double act

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"wonders where sami is tonight

Will have been watching porn "

THat wasn't porn!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Just got back from cop shop, hubbys been fingerprinted

Your a bloody double act "

Nuffin to do wiv me

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Just got back from cop shop, hubbys been fingerprinted "
oh feck

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Just got back from cop shop, hubbys been fingerprinted

Your a bloody double act

Nuffin to do wiv me "
are you saying it was your hubby that locked mistress in the cage

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Just got back from cop shop, hubbys been fingerprinted oh feck"

I know, I can't leave him anywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I dissappear. ...I've conked it's been a long old day

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Just got back from cop shop, hubbys been fingerprinted

Your a bloody double act

Nuffin to do wiv me are you saying it was your hubby that locked mistress in the cage"

I'm still interrogating him, but I think it might have been

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"If I dissappear. ...I've conked it's been a long old day"

Don't leave me this way......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just got back from cop shop, hubbys been fingerprinted

Your a bloody double act

Nuffin to do wiv me are you saying it was your hubby that locked mistress in the cage

I'm still interrogating him, but I think it might have been "

Feck he might need Iain solicitor

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"If I dissappear. ...I've conked it's been a long old day

Don't leave me this way...... "
i loved the comumnards version

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Just got back from cop shop, hubbys been fingerprinted

Your a bloody double act

Nuffin to do wiv me are you saying it was your hubby that locked mistress in the cage

I'm still interrogating him, but I think it might have been

Feck he might need Iain solicitor "
ere mistress you had better get a new outfit if it goes to court

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just got back from cop shop, hubbys been fingerprinted

Your a bloody double act

Nuffin to do wiv me are you saying it was your hubby that locked mistress in the cage

I'm still interrogating him, but I think it might have been

Feck he might need Iain solicitor ere mistress you had better get a new outfit if it goes to court"

A judges?....I'm going...

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Just got back from cop shop, hubbys been fingerprinted

Your a bloody double act

Nuffin to do wiv me are you saying it was your hubby that locked mistress in the cage

I'm still interrogating him, but I think it might have been

Feck he might need Iain solicitor "

Shit!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"If I dissappear. ...I've conked it's been a long old day

Don't leave me this way...... i loved the comumnards version"

Me too

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Just got back from cop shop, hubbys been fingerprinted

Your a bloody double act

Nuffin to do wiv me are you saying it was your hubby that locked mistress in the cage

I'm still interrogating him, but I think it might have been

Feck he might need Iain solicitor ere mistress you had better get a new outfit if it goes to court

A judges?....I'm going..."

I'll need a new frock and 'at

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just got back from cop shop, hubbys been fingerprinted

Your a bloody double act

Nuffin to do wiv me are you saying it was your hubby that locked mistress in the cage

I'm still interrogating him, but I think it might have been

Feck he might need Iain solicitor ere mistress you had better get a new outfit if it goes to court

A judges?....I'm going...

I'll need a new frock and 'at "

I'll lend you one and I've got a top at

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right ladies I'm turning in for the night so na night xx

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Right ladies I'm turning in for the night so na night xx"
toodle pip old bean sweet dreams xx

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Just got back from cop shop, hubbys been fingerprinted

Your a bloody double act

Nuffin to do wiv me are you saying it was your hubby that locked mistress in the cage

I'm still interrogating him, but I think it might have been

Feck he might need Iain solicitor ere mistress you had better get a new outfit if it goes to court

A judges?....I'm going...

I'll need a new frock and 'at

I'll lend you one and I've got a top at"

Be over in the morning

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Right ladies I'm turning in for the night so na night xx"

Na night lovely

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Evenin' all.

Just got a minute or two as a tad busy tonite with ppl who have been at races today.

I see investigations have been going on; don't worry, lawyers gave up waiting for you guys to get a move on!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

morning all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wipes eyes" Good morning _oddy....that was a bloody long sleep

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


""Wipes eyes" Good morning _oddy....that was a bloody long sleep "
you must have needed it plus it will help you get over that truma

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Wipes eyes" Good morning _oddy....that was a bloody long sleep you must have needed it plus it will help you get over that truma"

I still feel like a bag of shite though

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


""Wipes eyes" Good morning _oddy....that was a bloody long sleep you must have needed it plus it will help you get over that truma

I still feel like a bag of shite though "
it must have been scary being locked in with no latte

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Wipes eyes" Good morning _oddy....that was a bloody long sleep you must have needed it plus it will help you get over that truma

I still feel like a bag of shite though it must have been scary being locked in with no latte"

Only the half of it _oddy only the half

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" "

Aw there you are...I thought you where stuck up a gum tree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello! I took a whole day off fab ... Did I miss much?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello! I took a whole day off fab ... Did I miss much? "

Nah feck all eenie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello! I took a whole day off fab ... Did I miss much?

Nah feck all eenie "

Pfft, I never get the goss

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"

Aw there you are...I thought you where stuck up a gum tree "

Why would you think that

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hello! I took a whole day off fab ... Did I miss much? "

No eenie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello! I took a whole day off fab ... Did I miss much?

Nah feck all eenie

Pfft, I never get the goss "

Twas quiet read the thread. ..I even had a early night last night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Aw there you are...I thought you where stuck up a gum tree

Why would you think that "

For the life of me I just don't know

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"

Aw there you are...I thought you where stuck up a gum tree

Why would you think that

For the life of me I just don't know"

May be its a reference to no teef?

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"

Aw there you are...I thought you where stuck up a gum tree

Why would you think that

For the life of me I just don't know

May be its a reference to no teef? "

Still losing teef in apples???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Aw there you are...I thought you where stuck up a gum tree

Why would you think that

For the life of me I just don't know

May be its a reference to no teef? "

Aw yeah I fingered that out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Figured ffs auto carrot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Aw there you are...I thought you where stuck up a gum tree

Why would you think that

For the life of me I just don't know

May be its a reference to no teef?

Still losing teef in apples???"

Aw now gum off it play...no need for that

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"

Aw there you are...I thought you where stuck up a gum tree

Why would you think that

For the life of me I just don't know

May be its a reference to no teef?

Still losing teef in apples???

Aw now gum off it play...no need for that"

Hey did you hear the one about the tooth that burst a condom?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Aw there you are...I thought you where stuck up a gum tree

Why would you think that

For the life of me I just don't know

May be its a reference to no teef?

Still losing teef in apples???

Aw now gum off it play...no need for that

Hey did you hear the one about the tooth that burst a condom?"

I doubt it will have made anyone pregnant

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Figured ffs auto carrot"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Figured ffs auto carrot

"

Are you doing next one sami?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Figured ffs auto carrot

Are you doing next one sami? "

Yes, I will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Figured ffs auto carrot

Are you doing next one sami?

Yes, I will "

Good as I've gone too shy shy.....

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"

Aw there you are...I thought you where stuck up a gum tree

Why would you think that

For the life of me I just don't know

May be its a reference to no teef?

Still losing teef in apples???

Aw now gum off it play...no need for that

Hey did you hear the one about the tooth that burst a condom?

I doubt it will have made anyone pregnant "

He came incisor....

Dreadful joke... I'll leave now...

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Figured ffs auto carrot

Are you doing next one sami?

Yes, I will

Good as I've gone too shy shy..... "

Hush hush I do why

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