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What's the most hilarious or strange meet you have had?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Not every meet goes to plan! What's your most embarrassing / hilarious / downright strange meet that you have had?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having to leave a party just as it was getting hot!

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By *ocbigMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

A chap who turned up d*unk, stinking of dope, snorted cocaine off a book before I could stop him & then kept ringing the bell when I asked him to leave & chucked him out, he took the opportunity to drink more wine & smoke another joint whilst out...& he messaged me afterwards.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got lost on the way and didn't have a charger in the car, my phone battery went flat and it was really foggy.

Stopped at a pub and asked to charge my phone behind the bar, so I could ring the man I was meeting, who came and found me and led me back to the hotel we were staying in!

The hotel room was really cold as well but apart from that it went smoothly after that!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I had a 6ft 2 man crawling round my bedroom dressed as a sheep

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Having to leave a party just as it was getting hot! "

Was that the party I met you at by any chance?? Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had a 6ft 2 man crawling round my bedroom dressed as a sheep"

What the absolute f**k?? Were you dressed as a sheepdog??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having to leave a party just as it was getting hot!

Was that the party I met you at by any chance?? Xx"

Yep. xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a 6ft 2 man crawling round my bedroom dressed as a sheep"

Was he wearing your clothes?

I loved that pic.

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman
over a year ago

Richmond

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My first meet many moons ago with a couple. They were camping nearby and I was invited to their tent.

Turns out threesomes in a tent with a lamp isn't a good idea....it projects a porno onto the tent walls

Neighbours complained and the site manager gave words of advice....I snuck away and went UNLOS a few weeks later!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Many many years ago i arranged for a guy to come to my house. He turned up with bottles of nearly every spirit. 2 bottles of champagne. Loads of boxes of chocolates. 1/2 of illegal drugs and enough fruit to start his own shop. He was wearing a shirt and jeans.

We where in my bedroom and he asked if he could undress. Underneath his clothes he was wearing a womans leotard. Footless tights and leg warmers like something out of flashdance. He then started doing a weird dance

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman
over a year ago

Richmond


" My first meet many moons ago with a couple. They were camping nearby and I was invited to their tent.

Turns out threesomes in a tent with a lamp isn't a good idea....it projects a porno onto the tent walls

Neighbours complained and the site manager gave words of advice....I snuck away and went UNLOS a few weeks later!"

Lol, was your technique not quite up to par then, that he thought advice would help????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was when her hubby phoned as we was busy in the bed, she had to take the call in the other room, then after we resumed what we did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Many many years ago i arranged for a guy to come to my house. He turned up with bottles of nearly every spirit. 2 bottles of champagne. Loads of boxes of chocolates. 1/2 of illegal drugs and enough fruit to start his own shop. He was wearing a shirt and jeans.

We where in my bedroom and he asked if he could undress. Underneath his clothes he was wearing a womans leotard. Footless tights and leg warmers like something out of flashdance. He then started doing a weird dance

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This has surely got to be the winner so far! We've all had at least one weird/odd meet but this is way beyond any of my own personal stories! Ha!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mine was meeting a couple in a hotel room I'd paid for, not too far from where they lived. (The couple asked if I would pay for the room in cash. Bit puzzled by that but no problems)

Meet went ok, but after an hour or two they were finished, and asked if they could have the room, as they "don't get a lot of time, just being the two of them". It was a long drive home but I said yes. The next day the hotel rang and asked if I got the refund ok... The couple had only packed up and left just after I went, saying to the reception they didn't like the room... Hence the request to pay in cash...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Many many years ago i arranged for a guy to come to my house. He turned up with bottles of nearly every spirit. 2 bottles of champagne. Loads of boxes of chocolates. 1/2 of illegal drugs and enough fruit to start his own shop. He was wearing a shirt and jeans.

We where in my bedroom and he asked if he could undress. Underneath his clothes he was wearing a womans leotard. Footless tights and leg warmers like something out of flashdance. He then started doing a weird dance

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This is something I would do.. In fact I might try this!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Having to leave a party just as it was getting hot!

Was that the party I met you at by any chance?? Xx

Yep. xx"

Thought so! Was gutted you left before the activities kicked off! Was looking forward to dragging you into the orgy room

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

A social at a dogging site. I’d suggested meeting there not realising what it was. I was so embarrassed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was all dressed up as maid and was cleaning away when the lady's kids came home from school as they had free time. I just kinda went into bathroom got back in male mode and went home. Wondering how the mother was explaining to her kids

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

I had a meet a couple of years ago at a guy's flat. It was a hot day and I'd had to drive a while to get there he had nothing to drink bar water or coconut water and his kitchen looked like world war 3 had gone off in it bearing in mind he'd know for 2 days I was going there. When we sat down for a chat I noticed quite a few kids toys. I asked if he had a child he said no so I asked if he had niece's or nephews that was also a no. Do the toys were his that he liked to play with.

I got out of there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a very d*unk woman barge into the private room I way playing in, lay across the bed and tell us to carry on. Needless to say we didn't

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Was all dressed up as maid and was cleaning away when the lady's kids came home from school as they had free time. I just kinda went into bathroom got back in male mode and went home. Wondering how the mother was explaining to her kids "

Hahaha! Did she contact you again??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The guy who made the tiger noises and claws

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I,'ve got 2 a hilarious coffee social with a rather timid man off another site, I had dressed down in old trousers and boots but he was a bit smitten and was holding my hand in the shopping centre and giggling. The centre security guard looked very amused and I go in there often. I never heard from the bloke again.

The second was almost very embarrassing. The first time I met an FB I knocked on the front door, undid my coat revealing my cleavage poking out of my low cut dress. Then realised with horror I was knocking on the wrong door. I scarpered quick,hid round the corner and texted the meet to come find me XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meeting a CID officer unbeknown to us at time until he’s outside said meeting point and bunch of lads he works with pulls a speeding car and turned it over for drugs ect all time him messaging us letting us know what was going on lol funny as lol ,was a great night full of laughter and fun to boot

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Was being fingered by a tv when their false finger nail came off inside me. Had to fish it out

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By *raditionalManMan
over a year ago

Walkden. Manchester

I once turned up at a woman’s house, whose photos turned it to be her daughter, her ‘Fab Age’ was 34 but she was more like 54 and favoured Bruce Forsyth! She didn’t think I’d mind and asked if I wanted to come in anyway and we could get over the misunderstanding! I politely declined and made good my escape!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not mine really but my flatmate once went to a pub for a social which went well so invited him back. The guy took a dislike to me, was rude about our house, judged everything we said then fell asleep sat at our kitchen table, my flatmate had to crawl out under the table and go ask our rather buff neighbor to help get rid of him.

He still texts sometimes asking to meet again

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

One guy curled up in a ball and started crying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The guy who made the tiger noises and claws "
gggr raw

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

My first swinging party i went to....one minute everyone was having a drink and a laugh, the next, naked bodies everywhere....and i mean everywhere. Yea, i was a little taken aback...i know, what was i expecting, right? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No that's why am on here looking lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The guy who made the tiger noises and claws "

Those types of meet are just grrrrrrreat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once had a 3some at a Fab forum social.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was being fingered by a tv when their false finger nail came off inside me. Had to fish it out"

Omg. Is it bad that this made me laugh?

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