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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When you have dinner for one either in a restaurant or at home

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

You've nobody to rub in the sun lotion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleeping alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You happy being bored

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

You can do what you want, when you want

YAY!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you have no one to help get your corset on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trying to do the zip up on a tricky frock - noting that Shag probably doesn’t have this experience.

Or bracelet clasps, they’re a fucker and a half.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re relatively happy

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham

You’ve got full control of the remote and the heating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You poor you life into your career and kids and have hardly any free time

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Trying to do the zip up on a tricky frock - noting that Shag probably doesn’t have this experience.

Those ones that are tight fitted under the bust with the side zip that ends up under your armpit - wtf are they all about, nearly impossible on your own!

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By *eothelionMan
over a year ago

chester

When I clean out my coffee machine for me again in the morning.

But makes it more special when its done for sharing a coffee for someone in the morning. Which does happen, sometimes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm single but I rarely eat dinner alone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trying to do the zip up on a tricky frock - noting that Shag probably doesn’t have this experience.

Those ones that are tight fitted under the bust with the side zip that ends up under your armpit - wtf are they all about, nearly impossible on your own!

That's where a coat hanger comes in handy.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Apart from being relatively happy, as suggested before, I'm free of Relatives!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know you’re single when the holidays come around and you have no one to buy gifts..

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By *witch4Fun24Couple
over a year ago

Leicester

I am not single, just happy living on my own :D plus sides; no one steals my duvet, buggers about with the setting on the shower or moves things so I don't know where they are. Downside however is having to get my ass out of bed to make my own first cuppa of the morning

I wish I had a delivery service at times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you have to send away for an inflatable date

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can do what you want, when you want

YAY! "

Ooooh YES

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can do what you want, when you want

YAY! "

Yeah baby!!!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Trying to do the zip up on a tricky frock - noting that Shag probably doesn’t have this experience.

Those ones that are tight fitted under the bust with the side zip that ends up under your armpit - wtf are they all about, nearly impossible on your own!

That's where a coat hanger comes in handy."

I'm not even sure I can get those with a coat hanger lol!! I can reach everywhere on my back, but my arms won't go far enough round my boobs for a sticky side zip lol!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

A bogroll lasts you more than a couple of days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you can watch Eastenders without someone changing channel to “check the score” on the football. 30 minutes later the football is still on.

When the same roll of toilet roll lasts more than a week.

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By *ik MMan
over a year ago

Lancashire

You can’t wait for the World Cup and won’t have to prioritise games

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s only your outfit dictating which bits get shaved and tanned

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Everything is in the last place that you left it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you have no one to help get your corset on

I know the feeling,bought one yesterday and g

Have just realised I can’t possibly lace it up by myself (and I looked so thin in it )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you're free and single, your pockets jingle.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

There's no bits of burnt toast in ya butter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you have no one to help get your corset on

Haha I bought one last year and still haven't worn it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your remote control has it's own side of the bed.

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

"You can do what you want, when you want

YAY! "

Yes, yes, YES!

I bloody love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you have dinner for one either in a restaurant or at home

"
you can strip off have a bath in peace get out and play the Xbox naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can do what you want, when you want

YAY!

Yes, yes, YES!

I bloody love it

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agreed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can eat in bed and no one moans about crumbs.

You resort to comfort eating in bed cos there's no one to snuggle with

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By *rspecs95Man
over a year ago

hayes

"You can eat in bed and no one moans about crumbs.

You resort to comfort eating in bed cos there's no one to snuggle with"

This is almost exactly what I was about to say aha x

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

you have the TV on just to hear another voice in the house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can't hear a constant drone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You go to family reunions to pick up women!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All you do is work and have no social life,

Oh shit, it's just the same as when i was with my partner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can eat in bed and no one moans about crumbs.

You resort to comfort eating in bed cos there's no one to snuggle with"

Do bran flakes count as comfort food?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When yours son's gf asks..."are you seeing anyone"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have to get rid of the massive spider waving at you from an awkward position on the ceiling all by yourself.

You just know you’re going to miss it and it’s going to drop and leg it under the sofa before you have chance to get hoover/glass/hairspray/shoe/more humane method of disposal.

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

Vanilla friends arrange blind dates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you have the TV on just to hear another voice in the house"

I know that feeling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quite happily work until midnight and beyond sometimes because you know you have nothing but an empty house to go home to

true story

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By *inkerbell67Woman
over a year ago

Clacton on sea essex

When your rubbish gets taken out more times than your self .

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

You're on every dating site known to man but still remain single

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By *ounger seeking helpMan
over a year ago

Wednesbury

You make arguments with yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A microwave meal and Netflix is a perfectly enjoyable evening.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're much happier than your mates.

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife

Putting the bins out is the worst!

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By *ounger seeking helpMan
over a year ago

Wednesbury

I'd take your bi s out after seeing your pics x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"You're much happier than your mates.

You can go out with yer mates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you've got great news but nobody to tell it to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread’s making me too sad! I was happy being single til I read this!

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By *iffaWoman
over a year ago

wherever

When your super horny in a crappy weeknight and nothin to be done bout it

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By *rmainman10Man
over a year ago

Portsmouth

When the toilet seat can stay up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you would rather be single than be with someone for company.

You aren't competing against others to be with me, you are competing against being happy with my own company.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"When you would rather be single than be with someone for company.

You aren't competing against others to be with me, you are competing against being happy with my own company."

Exactly, when ya don't have to listen to someone else's bollocks everyday when they've got in from work

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Whole bed to yourself..yes!

No one else snoring (except you!)..yes!

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Your a 30 year old virgin.

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By *uteLittleGeekWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Whole bed to yourself..yes!

No one else snoring (except you!)..yes!

Exactly .

I don’t think I could share my bed with anyone for even one night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don’t need to delete your internet browsing history.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're not paranoid about forgetting birthdays and anniversaries.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You start talking to yourself. No just me then, not to worry the voices will entertain me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have to make your own tea in the morning

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

You take a shit and don't bother worrying about air freshener

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You take a shit and don't bother worrying about air freshener "

Hahaha!! Always one!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You buy an Amazon Echo to have someone to talk to.

I love Alexa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You buy an Amazon Echo to have someone to talk to.

I love Alexa.

Hopefully Alexa loves you......,

Is she on fab?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"You buy an Amazon Echo to have someone to talk to.

I love Alexa.

Hopefully Alexa loves you......,

Is she on fab? "

Yes but you know she's a bloke pretending to be a woman right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You buy an Amazon Echo to have someone to talk to.

I love Alexa.

Hopefully Alexa loves you......,

Is she on fab?

Yes but you know she's a bloke pretending to be a woman right?"

Only on every second weekend.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Trying to do the zip up on a tricky frock - noting that Shag probably doesn’t have this experience.

Or bracelet clasps, they’re a fucker and a half. "
That is right. I woulnt know how to do that up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You buy an Amazon Echo to have someone to talk to.

I love Alexa.

Hopefully Alexa loves you......,

Is she on fab?

Yes but you know she's a bloke pretending to be a woman right?

Only on every second weekend. "

But is she cute?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you have dinner for one either in a restaurant or at home

When your best friend is your mobile phone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you programme Siri to call you "Gorgeous".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You buy an Amazon Echo to have someone to talk to.

I love Alexa.

Hopefully Alexa loves you......,

Is she on fab?

Yes but you know she's a bloke pretending to be a woman right?

Only on every second weekend.

But is she cute?"

As a button.

Or two..

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

You can do what you want when you want with whoever you want.

and if you dont want to you dont have to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can do what you want when you want with whoever you want.

and if you dont want to you dont have to

And only if they want to.

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"You can do what you want when you want with whoever you want.

and if you dont want to you dont have to

And only if they want to.

Yes indeed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can do what you want when you want with whoever you want.

and if you dont want to you dont have to

"
bliss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you have dinner for one either in a restaurant or at home

I quite enjoy a nice meal out on my own people watching without having to make conversation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You buy an Amazon Echo to have someone to talk to.

I love Alexa.

Hopefully Alexa loves you......,

Is she on fab?

Yes but you know she's a bloke pretending to be a woman right?

Only on every second weekend.

But is she cute?

As a button.

Or two.."

I’ve got Alexa and dot and hardly talk to them occasionally when friends are over and we’re having a gossip they rudely interrupt scaring the shit out everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you have dinner for one either in a restaurant or at home

I quite enjoy a nice meal out on my own people watching without having to make conversation "

I love eating out alone, it's an enjoyable treat. Or going to the cinema alone, or sitting in a pub/cafe alone doing a crossword or reading a book.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you buy a body pillow just to spoon with at night!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you buy a body pillow just to spoon with at night!

And put a t shirt on it and spray it with your favourite aftershave or make excuses to have the kids in bed for a dvd night just because you miss getting hugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You buy an Amazon Echo to have someone to talk to.

I love Alexa.

Hopefully Alexa loves you......,

Is she on fab?

Yes but you know she's a bloke pretending to be a woman right?

Only on every second weekend.

But is she cute?

As a button.

Or two..

I’ve got Alexa and dot and hardly talk to them occasionally when friends are over and we’re having a gossip they rudely interrupt scaring the shit out everyone "

Sounds like marriage.

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

"When you have dinner for one either in a restaurant or at home

I quite enjoy a nice meal out on my own people watching without having to make conversation

I love eating out alone, it's an enjoyable treat. Or going to the cinema alone, or sitting in a pub/cafe alone doing a crossword or reading a book."

Me too! No one wanting to try what I’ve chosen from the menu... I will stab you with my fork!

Pub garden, good glass of wine, a book and big old pair of shades for people watching

. Bliss!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try to play tennis by yourself.

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

No morning cup of tea to wake up to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No morning cup of tea to wake up to

I have children so this is not a worry x

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"Try to play tennis by yourself. "

Try squash

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

When you come home and bing watch super girl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By *uicy72Woman
over a year ago

North Colchester

"You can do what you want, when you want

YAY! "

This is my fav

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You get a electrician in to finally fit the new lights from ikea????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sleeping alone

That always sucks. I miss being able to roll over and give my ex a hug or a kiss on the shoulder.

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

After 2 months you change the duvet. Even though it doesn’t really need to be done

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

"A bogroll lasts you more than a couple of days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your sky planner has 0 sports

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By *traight up guyMan
over a year ago

Morpeth

When you don't have to turn down the thermostat because you're just about to pass out with the heat.

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

"Trying to do the zip up on a tricky frock - noting that Shag probably doesn’t have this experience.

Those ones that are tight fitted under the bust with the side zip that ends up under your armpit - wtf are they all about, nearly impossible on your own!

I find it's dresses that have a zip all the way up my back that I have a problem with. There's only so far you can get up then over the shoulder I can't reach where it's got to!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trying to do the zip up on a tricky frock - noting that Shag probably doesn’t have this experience.

Those ones that are tight fitted under the bust with the side zip that ends up under your armpit - wtf are they all about, nearly impossible on your own!

I find it's dresses that have a zip all the way up my back that I have a problem with. There's only so far you can get up then over the shoulder I can't reach where it's got to!"

Put some string through the zip and pull. Just like the wet suits

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

"Trying to do the zip up on a tricky frock - noting that Shag probably doesn’t have this experience.

Those ones that are tight fitted under the bust with the side zip that ends up under your armpit - wtf are they all about, nearly impossible on your own!

I find it's dresses that have a zip all the way up my back that I have a problem with. There's only so far you can get up then over the shoulder I can't reach where it's got to!

Put some string through the zip and pull. Just like the wet suits "

And go out in a fancy dress with some string down my back?

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

Birthday and Christmas gift anxiety has reduced to zero.

Not being moaned at for leaving the toilet seat up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No hair grips or bobbles on every god damn surface

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

You get more sex than all your married mates combined

You still cook enough for a family of four even though you live alone so get really fat really quick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can't hear a constant drone!

Constant drone, reminds me of the time I spent in prison for smuggling Dolly Mixtures.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You take a shit and don't bother worrying about air freshener "

Go wild, take a shit, and don't close the door.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can please yourself where you go and what you do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you can just masterbate whenever you feel horny in whatever room you happen to be in

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