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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do you have them moments or am I on my own on this?

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Way too many of them

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Many times a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My memorys shocking so all ghe time

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I2m perimenipausal of course I do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must be a party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a top of the stairs man myself

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I can relate to this

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Way too many of them

The best bit is you go in the fridge first then come away with a bar of chocolate. ..start eating it in front room....then you hear the fecking spuds boiling all over the place

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Many times a day "

Just the kitchen?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Many times a day

Just the kitchen?

Oh I like to mix it up a tad.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My memorys shocking so all ghe time"

Jeez your still a youngster...you'll be fecked at my age

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I2m perimenipausal of course I do."

Thanks feck I didn't have to go through that

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Do you have them moments or am I on my own on this?"

No I know why I'm in the kitchen....cooking the salad!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Must be a party"

You seen the size of my kitchen

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Must be a party"

Yes you will always find them in the kitchen at parties...

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I2m perimenipausal of course I do.

Thanks feck I didn't have to go through that

My post was badly written,my writing is worse as well.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im a top of the stairs man myself"

Phew thank feck I live in a apartment

....Aw OK a flat

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

It not just the kitchen, have those moments in most rooms of the house.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I do this all the time even more so now the menopause is in full flow... Bloody hormones

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can relate to this

It was for another gin babs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Many times a day

Just the kitchen?

Oh I like to mix it up a tad.

I know you do

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I can relate to this

It was for another gin babs

That’s the bit I never forget

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"I2m perimenipausal of course I do.

Thanks feck I didn't have to go through that

My post was badly written,my writing is worse as well."

Can relate to this, but now passed thankfully

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you have them moments or am I on my own on this?

No I know why I'm in the kitchen....cooking the salad!

Microwave or oven?....now your fecking stumped aren't you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I2m perimenipausal of course I do.

Thanks feck I didn't have to go through that

My post was badly written,my writing is worse as well."

I was wondering what the 12 metres was about

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It not just the kitchen, have those moments in most rooms of the house. "

But hardly ever in the toilet I bet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make me a sandwich

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I do this all the time even more so now the menopause is in full flow... Bloody hormones "

Feck what's my excuse

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Do you have them moments or am I on my own on this?

No I know why I'm in the kitchen....cooking the salad!

Microwave or oven?....now your fecking stumped aren't you

Depends how long I've got

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can relate to this

It was for another gin babs

That’s the bit I never forget

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"I do this all the time even more so now the menopause is in full flow... Bloody hormones

Feck what's my excuse

Men have hormones too and go through a 'menopause'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, I'm a good cook!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Make me a sandwich

Don't fecking push it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What were we talking about?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I do this all the time even more so now the menopause is in full flow... Bloody hormones

Feck what's my excuse

Men have hormones too and go through a 'menopause'

But we don't men straight...well a few on here dont

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No, I'm a good cook!

Cook me a latte then my friend

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What were we talking about?"

Who the feck are you...remind me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heading towards the kettle probably.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Pity I don’t forget why I’ve gone to the kitchen, I keep leaving with Eton Mess

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Heading towards the kettle probably. "

Never use one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pity I don’t forget why I’ve gone to the kitchen, I keep leaving with Eton Mess

Jeez so you do swing

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Pity I don’t forget why I’ve gone to the kitchen, I keep leaving with Eton Mess

Which you’ve now made me want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, I'm a good cook!

Cook me a latte then my friend

Cook a latte, yeah you really don't know what you're doing in the kitchen!

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By *aenMan
over a year ago

Here and There

You were in there looking for your glasses which, of course, have been on the top of your head all along.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Pity I don’t forget why I’ve gone to the kitchen, I keep leaving with Eton Mess

Jeez so you do swing

Yes well I’ve already told them I sent a message to Swing earlier, ‘......... and I’m in bed with Eton Mess’ I realised quite quickly and clarified

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Pity I don’t forget why I’ve gone to the kitchen, I keep leaving with Eton Mess

Which you’ve now made me want

Sorry Babs boobie woobies

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You were in there looking for your glasses which, of course, have been on the top of your head all along.

Shit you can see me?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I2m perimenipausal of course I do.

Thanks feck I didn't have to go through that

My post was badly written,my writing is worse as well.

I was wondering what the 12 metres was about

I noticed just as my finger pressed post. First two word's both spelt wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Heading towards the kettle probably.

Never use one

However do you make tea (cup of)

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

* wanders in ... forgot what I came in for

... wanders out... *

10 minute pause...

Oh! Yes I suffer from that too

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Do you have them moments or am I on my own on this?"

Me? Noooo.

I don't ever forget the names of people or things either...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No, I'm a good cook!

Cook me a latte then my friend

Cook a latte, yeah you really don't know what you're doing in the kitchen!

Taken from the urban dictionary

Definition of brew (continued)

to concoct, mix, or cook (a beverage or food, especially one containing unmeasured or unusual ingredients): She brewed a pot of soup from the leftovers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pity I don’t forget why I’ve gone to the kitchen, I keep leaving with Eton Mess

Jeez so you do swing

Yes well I’ve already told them I sent a message to Swing earlier, ‘......... and I’m in bed with Eton Mess’ I realised quite quickly and clarified

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I2m perimenipausal of course I do.

Thanks feck I didn't have to go through that

My post was badly written,my writing is worse as well.

I was wondering what the 12 metres was about

I noticed just as my finger pressed post. First two word's both spelt wrong."

Eye eye

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Heading towards the kettle probably.

Never use one

However do you make tea (cup of) "

Tea? Bloody tea...we eat that up here at teatime....never drink it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"* wanders in ... forgot what I came in for

... wanders out... *

10 minute pause...

Oh! Yes I suffer from that too

Wonder how you remembered where the post button was

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By *witch4Fun24Couple
over a year ago

Leicester

All the freaking time and if I start cooking some food and have to nip to the loo then 9/10 I forget I was cooking something and just pootle back off to my room until I smell the food and investigate. I like that sometimes though as it makes dinner a surprise :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Heading towards the kettle probably.

Never use one

However do you make tea (cup of)

Tea? Bloody tea...we eat that up here at teatime....never drink it

Im a guzzler,I both eat and drink it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Heading towards the kettle probably.

Never use one

However do you make tea (cup of)

Tea? Bloody tea...we eat that up here at teatime....never drink it

Im a guzzler,I both eat and drink it

great ass

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"* wanders in ... forgot what I came in for

... wanders out... *

10 minute pause...

Oh! Yes I suffer from that too

Wonder how you remembered where the post button was

Had to go out and come back in for that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you have them moments or am I on my own on this?"

Loads but i can blame mine on fibro fog

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Heading towards the kettle probably.

Never use one

However do you make tea (cup of)

Tea? Bloody tea...we eat that up here at teatime....never drink it

Im a guzzler,I both eat and drink it

I nearly misread that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Heading towards the kettle probably.

Never use one

However do you make tea (cup of)

Tea? Bloody tea...we eat that up here at teatime....never drink it

Im a guzzler,I both eat and drink it

great ass"

I tend to agree

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"* wanders in ... forgot what I came in for

... wanders out... *

10 minute pause...

Oh! Yes I suffer from that too

Wonder how you remembered where the post button was

I had to have a good night's sleep to remember where it was

Had to go out and come back in for that one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you have them moments or am I on my own on this?

Loads but i can blame mine on fibro fog

Just Google docs that....doesn't sound nice

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