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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What are the indicators you've found the one and are comfortable with them seeing the true horror of your grossness?

I'm guessing farting in front of them is pretty high up there?

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By *nvercoupleCouple
over a year ago

Inverness

I like anal sex. So what's a little fart gonna do to put someone off? Lolxx

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I think giving birth is fairly high on the list along with suffering from rotavirus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Using their brand fucking new Mach 3 to shave your legs/ vagina/ armpits!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was it their turn to fart first

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Them seeing my hair in the morning and not thinking I’m Medusa is a good sign

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Peeing and chatting at the same time

Being make-up free and in PJs

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Using their brand fucking new Mach 3 to shave your legs/ vagina/ armpits!!!!"

Ha ha yes that’s ace!

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

When there's no loo roll left at an inopportune moment, and you're cool with them passing you one in the door

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Using their brand fucking new Mach 3 to shave your legs/ vagina/ armpits!!!!"

Oh but they get so much closer!!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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When they help you with ingrown hairs and back spots. #truelove

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

picking your nose rolling it and flicking it, or placed in a tissue

but picking your nose and eating it is another matter

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Period sex.

Using the loo while the other is in the shower.

Fetching a stubborn bogie out of their nostril.

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Basically, anything involving unsexy bodily excretions.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

When you are comfortable with them seeing you without your wig/weave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they are in the bath and show you how their scrotum stretches like a sail in the warm water!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When they are in the bath and show you how their scrotum stretches like a sail in the warm water! "

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

All of the above so far.

Holding your hair back when you throw up.

Changing the bed from underneath them when they've shat the bed due to illness and managing not to wake them.

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon


"All of the above so far.

Holding your hair back when you throw up.

Changing the bed from underneath them when they've shat the bed due to illness and managing not to wake them.

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What??? !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I'll get naked in front of them. I'm a lingerie girl.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"All of the above so far.

Holding your hair back when you throw up.

Changing the bed from underneath them when they've shat the bed due to illness and managing not to wake them.

What??? !!!"

I think that days more about me i've changed our bed when Dick was really ill. He didn't know he'd done it.. Well he does now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lending a hand when you run out of loo roll

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

When you're happy for them to chuck your period pants in the wash rather than sneaking them in yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me it's Dave seeing me in the morning especially when he had early early starts.

For Dave it was me hearing his horrible nightmares. The first time he screamed i jumped out of my skin

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Peeing and chatting at the same time

Being make-up free and in PJs"

One of my ex's had a dump while I was in the bath ffs

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Looking after you when your violently ill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never fart in front of men.

It's not lady like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they pluck a chin hair for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Farting for sure. A month or so after meeting MrH I farted as he was going down on me.

That was in 1999 so I guess it didn’t smell too bad

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Morning bed hair and mascara caked around your eyes.

Definitely period sex, we used to say “if it’s pink swill it in the sink”

Anal play can have all sorts of “complications” when removing items but we were never squeamish about it

If you are comfortable with every day stuff then you’ve made it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont filter myself well in public so downside is its as soon as i meet someone im comfortable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my goodness.

This was all the same guy... he felt my moon cup as I'd popped it in that morning and forgot, and when he did that I popped to the toilet, washed it and showed him it. He held my hair back while throwing up, washed me in the shower, combed my hair and got me dressed for bed, and period sex.

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By *hedevilwearspradaWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere nearby

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By *hedevilwearspradaWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere nearby

Bodily functions generally don’t bother me, however waking up the morning with terrible bed head and no eyebrows is traumatic for me and the poor person that gets to see, so that’s kept for down the line a bit usually.

And nakedness. I’m not a fan of being naked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you allow them to see your comfy bra that’s grey, but was originally white.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you allow her to see you turn your grundies inside out for another day's usage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything when you're vulnerable and looking your worst, and the other person wants to care for you rather than run a mile. And still calls you back next day

Or stroking hairy legs and not showing how horrified they feel

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Years ago I worked with a woman who got up earlier than her husband every day to put make up on so he never saw her without it. God knows what she'd make of this thread .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Puking up in front of them,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're in the passenger seat of his car and tell him he's going the wrong way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When they help you with ingrown hairs and back spots. #truelove"

Glad someone else said this! Also when they let you get hold of their spots too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Peeing and chatting at the same time

Being make-up free and in PJs"

Best type off woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you allow them to see your comfy bra that’s grey, but was originally white. "

Lmao now this is so true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you allow them to see your comfy bra that’s grey, but was originally white.

Lmao now this is so true "

Do women seriously own bras like that?!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"When you allow them to see your comfy bra that’s grey, but was originally white.

Lmao now this is so true

Do women seriously own bras like that?! "

Possibly the same ones that wear a flowery nightie to bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All of the above so far.

Holding your hair back when you throw up.

Changing the bed from underneath them when they've shat the bed due to illness and managing not to wake them.

What??? !!!"

And this is why I never want a long-term relationship again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is so wrong in places lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Staying the night, as i deep breathe like Darth Vadar

Letting them see my morning hair and puffy morning eyes

If i go on walks i sometimes get overtaken by an urgent need for a poo and i have to try and find somewhere (urgently!) to have one. I get quite panicky. Only boyfriends get to see that.

Talking to each other when one of you is sat in the bath or on the toilet and the bathroom door is open.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you allow them to see your comfy bra that’s grey, but was originally white.

Lmao now this is so true

Do women seriously own bras like that?! "

Yes, women do own bras like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The boxers draw with the elastic that's going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you allow them to see your comfy bra that’s grey, but was originally white.

Lmao now this is so true

Do women seriously own bras like that?! "

Before I lost weight then yes I did, but they all got binned and now I'm a lingerieholic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Using their brand fucking new Mach 3 to shave your legs/ vagina/ armpits!!!!

Oh but they get so much closer!! "

That's not funny, you know it makes them blunt, and you've got your own FFS

Leaving the toilet seat up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you allow them to see your comfy bra that’s grey, but was originally white.

Lmao now this is so true

Do women seriously own bras like that?!

Yes, women do own bras like that. "

I buy black now,they age mucb morre gracefully

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you allow them to see your comfy bra that’s grey, but was originally white.

Lmao now this is so true

Do women seriously own bras like that?!

Yes, women do own bras like that. "

I own pants like it as well for when i’m on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you allow them to see your comfy bra that’s grey, but was originally white.

Lmao now this is so true

Do women seriously own bras like that?!

Yes, women do own bras like that.

I own pants like it as well for when i’m on "

Me too... I even call them my period pants!

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