FabSwingers.com forum: Do you believe in witchcraft?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Or is it all hocus-pocus?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me just finish stirring my cauldron, I'll get back to you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hubble bubble toil and trouble

Fire burn and cauldron bubble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or is it all hocus-pocus? "

It actually works.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I follow the Church of Satan on Twitter and like their philosophy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I follow the Church of Satan on Twitter and like their philosophy "

Not again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know a White Witch

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By *atcherwankerMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

With one splendidly dreadful dad-joke, you've inadvertently constructed an effective lure for all the nutters, this may turn out to be amusing and educational.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

It depends what you mean by witchcraft.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"With one splendidly dreadful dad-joke, you've inadvertently constructed an effective lure for all the nutters, this may turn out to be amusing and educational.

I know that why i did it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With one splendidly dreadful dad-joke, you've inadvertently constructed an effective lure for all the nutters, this may turn out to be amusing and educational.

All the nutters

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Let me just finish stirring my cauldron, I'll get back to you."

I knew it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let me just finish stirring my cauldron, I'll get back to you.

I knew it!"

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Let me just finish stirring my cauldron, I'll get back to you.

I knew it!

Apologies if you actually are. I think I need to go back to using emojis,I'm going to get myself into serious trouble one day.

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

I did for a spell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't.

Croak hop croak hop croak and jump quickly out of the way of the witch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let me just finish stirring my cauldron, I'll get back to you.

I knew it!

Apologies if you actually are. I think I need to go back to using emojis,I'm going to get myself into serious trouble one day."

I can make perfume from rose petals and water if that counts. Xz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hocum

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I believe in myself. And the power of Greyskull.

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Boooooooooooooook.

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By *atcherwankerMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Boooooooooooooook.

SIIIISTEEEEERRRS!

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I did for a spell "

Bwahahahahahaha.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

Hope Mathew Hopkins isn't around on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve always wondered why people laugh at alternative religions and practices such as witchcraft, pagan/Wiccan even satanism etc.

Yet mainstream religions are accepted no issue.

Hmmmmmm

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I’ve always wondered why people laugh at alternative religions and practices such as witchcraft, pagan/Wiccan even satanism etc.

Yet mainstream religions are accepted no issue.

Hmmmmmm

One of my students is a Pagan.

Smashing bloke.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve always wondered why people laugh at alternative religions and practices such as witchcraft, pagan/Wiccan even satanism etc.

Yet mainstream religions are accepted no issue.

Hmmmmmm

One of my students is a Pagan.

Smashing bloke....."

Our next door neighbour is too, she’s lovely

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I’ve always wondered why people laugh at alternative religions and practices such as witchcraft, pagan/Wiccan even satanism etc.

Yet mainstream religions are accepted no issue.

Hmmmmmm

One of my students is a Pagan.

Smashing bloke.....

Our next door neighbour is too, she’s lovely

I think a lot of people who follow an "alternative" belief system are smashing and really interesting.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I’ve always wondered why people laugh at alternative religions and practices such as witchcraft, pagan/Wiccan even satanism etc.

Yet mainstream religions are accepted no issue.

Hmmmmmm

Mostly because they don't understand.

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

If there is a witch available, I need to make a request for cursing people for me.

Fee is negotiable

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over a year ago

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

"If there is a witch available, I need to make a request for cursing people for me.

Fee is negotiable "

Send them my way please when you've finished.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

No witch worth their salt would curse someone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes and my friends actually call me witchywoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a difference between witchcraft and Christianity or any religion.?

I don't believe in any form of magic be it witchcraft or biblical miracles.However if it gives you comfort and it doesn't harm others you can worship a potato if it floats your boat.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"No witch worth their salt would curse someone."

Not even Grotbags?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I've got a magic cunt... Does that count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got a magic cunt... Does that count?"

You've got David Blaine?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"No witch worth their salt would curse someone.

Not even Grotbags? "

She's a law unto herself.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I've got a magic cunt... Does that count?

You've got David Blaine? "

Oh no, I don't like him.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"If there is a witch available, I need to make a request for cursing people for me.

Fee is negotiable "

You could do it yourself - probably not a good idea though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as u dont make me relive zelda from terrahawks i used to hide behind the sofa from her

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By *ocbigMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

See Ukip thread..

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By *rincessvenusCouple
over a year ago

Hull

my mother inlaw she is the double of the witch in the wizard of oz

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

‘Do you believe in magic?’ - The Lovin’ Spoonful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know a White Witch

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Our sister in law is a white witch

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By *actilemale4uMan
over a year ago

London

"I've got a magic cunt... Does that count?"

Pmsl x

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

The human mind is incredibly powerful, so can produce things that are seemingly impossible or like magic. Don't overlook the obvious

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Let me just finish stirring my cauldron, I'll get back to you.

I knew it!

Apologies if you actually are. I think I need to go back to using emojis,I'm going to get myself into serious trouble one day.

I can make perfume from rose petals and water if that counts. Xz"

I can make smelly farts out of Indian food - does that count?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"The human mind is incredibly powerful, so can produce things that are seemingly impossible or like magic. Don't overlook the obvious "

Yep!

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"I’ve always wondered why people laugh at alternative religions and practices such as witchcraft, pagan/Wiccan even satanism etc.

Yet mainstream religions are accepted no issue.

Hmmmmmm

If you think that’s the case, you’re not reading widely enough.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I'm watching 'the ritual', I'll get back to you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes definitely and I have a broomstick too xxx

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"I know a White Witch

Our sister in law is a white witch "

What qualifies her to be called such ? What can she do normal humans cannot ?

I'd suggest so called witches are like self professesed mediums , i.e. no real mysterious powers just wild unsubstantiated claims and pretence x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warcraft is more fun

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I know a White Witch

Our sister in law is a white witch

What qualifies her to be called such ? What can she do normal humans cannot ?

I'd suggest so called witches are like self professesed mediums , i.e. no real mysterious powers just wild unsubstantiated claims and pretence x"

You’re calling on the power of suggestion?

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By *ree guyMan
over a year ago

Fleetwood

I put my hand on a lady's legs and she turned me into a lay-by

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Generally speaking a white witch is also known as a medicine witch , using herbs and plants to make tinctures and natural cures for common ailments, this type of witch does not practice any black arts white witches work with what Mother Nature has given us and always cast spells for improvements.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Generally speaking a white witch is also known as a medicine witch , using herbs and plants to make tinctures and natural cures for common ailments, this type of witch does not practice any black arts white witches work with what Mother Nature has given us and always cast spells for improvements."

More accurately magic revolves around polarity; light/dark, good/evil, masculine/feminine. There is no such thing as a white witch, we all have the potential to be either because we all contain elements of both. It's the intent behind it that makes all the difference.

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By *inkyLondonpairCouple
over a year ago

London

"I put my hand on a lady's legs and she turned me into a lay-by "

She turned me into a newt.

I got better...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha blasphemy I shall cast a spell on you, thus making your cock so small it will be mistaken for a clit, bugga it backfired

Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha blasphemy I shall cast a spell on you, thus making your cock so small it will be mistaken for a clit, bugga it backfired

Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ha blasphemy I shall cast a spell on you, thus making your cock so small it will be mistaken for a clit, bugga it backfired

Lol x"

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