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Getting noticed in a bar

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By *aturalbeauty35 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Boys...what's the best way to get noticed in a bar? Who will you and your mates be looking at and why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be looking for women with no top on

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By *bacusMan
over a year ago

Walton on Thames

Entirely about sexyness and class for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Boys...what's the best way to get noticed in a bar? Who will you and your mates be looking at and why?"

The one dancing on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Falling d*unkenly off stools seems to get their attention....

Peach x

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By *he_virgin_maryWoman
over a year ago

Here, there and everywhere!

My large tits normally get me noticed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Falling d*unkenly off stools seems to get their attention....

Peach x"

D*unkenly is not allowed??!!

Really?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Falling d*unkenly off stools seems to get their attention....

Peach x"
if you hit that point it's time to put you in a taxi and send you home

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

I find that making a tit of myself gets me noticed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Falling d*unkenly off stools seems to get their attention....

Peach x if you hit that point it's time to put you in a taxi and send you home "

I fear you may have sent me home earlier when I reanacted the bar dancing scene from Coyote Ugly...

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On w night out in a city I've noticed it seems to be false tan, false hair extensions, false eyelashes etc

I don't wear any of those.

Where I live it's people laughing, letting their hairs down and having a good time that gets people noticed.

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here

Great hair

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

From my experiences it doesn't take long to get noticed if I sit at a bar alone (mrs)

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

I find bold colours, a plunging neckline and an air of natural confidence does the trick

The latter is the hardest yo achieve you've either got is it you haven't x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm guessing BOOOOBS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boys? They're most likely getting asked for I.D.

Most of the fellas I know actually go out to socialise and chat with each other over drinks rather than attempt to pull or get pulled. I guess that's down to doing all their looking for dates on websites these days.

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Boys...what's the best way to get noticed in a bar? Who will you and your mates be looking at and why?"

Always the lady who seems available so to speak . So she would be giving off that vibe , wearing revealing clothes , and be vivacious .

Men aren’t looking for love or a relationship when they’re out for a drink , so yeah I’ll go with this .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just sit quietly in the corner of a village pub near an open log fire glowing in an inglenook fireplace in the dark wood labelled timber beamed lounge...

And wait...

And wait....

And wait.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

* panelled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pull down your pants and see who laughs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I Dint go out to be noticed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Falling d*unkenly off stools seems to get their attention....

Peach x if you hit that point it's time to put you in a taxi and send you home

I fear you may have sent me home earlier when I reanacted the bar dancing scene from Coyote Ugly...

Peach x"
oh I don't think I would have, I may have had to pick my jaw up off the bar xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A women who is forward x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Boys...what's the best way to get noticed in a bar? Who will you and your mates be looking at and why?"

Buy the place a free drink...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tits. show some cleavage and you'll be tits deep in cocks.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Tits. show some cleavage and you'll be tits deep in cocks. "

You any idea how hard it is to get a cleavage with these thing's!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Curves to go with a smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tits. show some cleavage and you'll be tits deep in cocks.

You any idea how hard it is to get a cleavage with these thing's!"

I'll give it a go.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Tits. show some cleavage and you'll be tits deep in cocks.

You any idea how hard it is to get a cleavage with these thing's!

I'll give it a go. "

Good luck,you'll need it.

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By *itania70Woman
over a year ago

Denton


"Boys...what's the best way to get noticed in a bar? Who will you and your mates be looking at and why?"

Making notes. Never been noticed in a bar lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tits. show some cleavage and you'll be tits deep in cocks.

You any idea how hard it is to get a cleavage with these thing's!"

Well Dave, you should have gone for the EE implants instead of the AA

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Tits. show some cleavage and you'll be tits deep in cocks.

You any idea how hard it is to get a cleavage with these thing's!

Well Dave, you should have gone for the EE implants instead of the AA "

Right that's it we're done. Bloody families.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tits. show some cleavage and you'll be tits deep in cocks.

You any idea how hard it is to get a cleavage with these thing's!

Well Dave, you should have gone for the EE implants instead of the AA

Right that's it we're done. Bloody families."

*whispers*

Milkman's baby.

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

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By *_Yeah19Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

I tend to find being about 6ft2 in heels helps a bit

TB

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Tits. show some cleavage and you'll be tits deep in cocks.

You any idea how hard it is to get a cleavage with these thing's!

Well Dave, you should have gone for the EE implants instead of the AA

Right that's it we're done. Bloody families.

*whispers*

Milkman's baby."

Shuttttuppppp.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice smile and twinkly eyes does it for me every time. I go for down to earth, fun loving women.

If she's good looking and she knows it (ie up her own arse) it's a massive turn off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most people notice my hair I do stand out lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My large tits normally get me noticed!"

Boobs get male attention shocker!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My large tits normally get me noticed!

Boobs get male attention shocker!

"

More than a mouthful is a waste! As nice as a cleavage can be it's way down the list after eyes, smile, legs and arse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always eyes and a smile for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tits. show some cleavage and you'll be tits deep in cocks.

You any idea how hard it is to get a cleavage with these thing's!"

I feel your pain. Id need a whole chicken stuffed in my wonderbra,not just its breasts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My large tits normally get me noticed!

Boobs get male attention shocker!

More than a mouthful is a waste! As nice as a cleavage can be it's way down the list after eyes, smile, legs and arse! "

How comes men only comment on how nice I look when my cleavage is showing then?

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham


"I Dint go out to be noticed"

And THAT is what gets you noticed

Well in my book it does

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By *rongstantineWoman
over a year ago

hull


"My large tits normally get me noticed!

Boobs get male attention shocker!

More than a mouthful is a waste! As nice as a cleavage can be it's way down the list after eyes, smile, legs and arse! "

In your opinion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My large tits normally get me noticed!

Boobs get male attention shocker!

More than a mouthful is a waste! As nice as a cleavage can be it's way down the list after eyes, smile, legs and arse!

How comes men only comment on how nice I look when my cleavage is showing then? "

Oh don't get me wrong I'm well aware that the majority of men have an obsession with big jugs but I guess I'm in the minority!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Boys...what's the best way to get noticed in a bar? Who will you and your mates be looking at and why?"

In answer to your questions:

Propeller hat, fake tache and glasses and a foghorn.

At tits cause tits are good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My large tits normally get me noticed!

Boobs get male attention shocker!

More than a mouthful is a waste! As nice as a cleavage can be it's way down the list after eyes, smile, legs and arse!

In your opinion."

Correct. Which is what forums are about no?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try the, ‘bend and snap’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer classy wine bars with classy office dressed ladies

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By *irenGuy70Man
over a year ago

Cirencester


"Boys...what's the best way to get noticed in a bar? Who will you and your mates be looking at and why?"

Come back from the toilet with the back of your dress tucked into your knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I prefer classy wine bars with classy office dressed ladies "

What in Plymouth, good luck with that?!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Tits. show some cleavage and you'll be tits deep in cocks.

You any idea how hard it is to get a cleavage with these thing's!

I feel your pain. Id need a whole chicken stuffed in my wonderbra,not just its breasts. "

On the plus side that's good if you get a bit peckish on the way home from the pub.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wiped my brow with some loo roll once, didn’t check in the mirror. Walk back to the table thinking “wow, I’m really getting noticed tonight”. I had a piece of loo roll stuck to my head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I was away this weekend and the girls that caught my eye tended to be plus sized and blond. So I guess that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing as unattractive as the fake look. Girl next door basically

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island


"Boys...what's the best way to get noticed in a bar? Who will you and your mates be looking at and why?"

Just make yourself approachable and they will come to you

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By *rongstantineWoman
over a year ago

hull


"My large tits normally get me noticed!

Boobs get male attention shocker!

More than a mouthful is a waste! As nice as a cleavage can be it's way down the list after eyes, smile, legs and arse!

In your opinion.

Correct. Which is what forums are about no? "

Absofuckinglutely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wiped my brow with some loo roll once, didn’t check in the mirror. Walk back to the table thinking “wow, I’m really getting noticed tonight”. I had a piece of loo roll stuck to my head. "

That and the sombrero stuck to your ass.

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Pull your dress up showing just the cheeks of your ass hah

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island


"Pull your dress up showing just the cheeks of your ass hah "

If you were in the bar I would definitely notice you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alisha got few looks in town on Saturday

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By *nvercoupleCouple
over a year ago

Inverness

I got noticed in a bar on Saturday. Uploaded a pic tonight already of what I got caught doing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman's face, her smile, a twinkle in her eyes, her manner. These are all things which hit me first. But there's no doubt that how she wears her tits sends me a massive message. Hidden away and maybe she's not very sexual or sexy. Out and proud and wow! But I echo earlier remarks that a woman who is too up herself is a massive turn off. So it's a delicate balancing act.

As for me. Bizarrely I've found women round here tend to eye me up significantly more when I'm wearing a dirty old raincoat That tells you something about the gene pool down here in Dorset. A place where being a mucky farmer is chic haha I really need to move

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walk in alone and go straight to the bar..

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I went out with 3 friends on Saturday, I noticed we got some stares when we walked in. Most likely because we were giggling already and we all had heels on so we were quite tall compared to a lot of people there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Boys...what's the best way to get noticed in a bar? Who will you and your mates be looking at and why?"

The dancer that catches my eye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should add that I'm scared sh!tless of busy bars full of people on the pull. There must be a circle of hell devoted to it. Come on! It's gotta be awful right?! D*unk prats full of fake bravado trying cheesy chat up lines on ditzy girlies clutching their gucci handbags?! Give me a middle eastern war zone any day

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"Pull your dress up showing just the cheeks of your ass hah

If you were in the bar I would definitely notice you "

Omg you would recognise my butt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must be going to the wrong bars

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