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So i just let my neighbours gf

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I let in one of my neighbours gf into the the appartment complex. My 5'5 polish neighbour has more game than I do. So all you short men out here shouldn't even moan.

She told me her bf doesn't drive but I saw him in a mercedes benz driving away high as a kite.

So the question is have you ever lied to the extent where people think you have no money and you still managed to impress them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone said you have a beautiful smile Op ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Idiot what’s you story

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyone said you have a beautiful smile Op ? "

Yes lol which made my sister almost kill me playing with my friends at hamstead heath park, when I nearly broke my jaw.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Idiot what’s you story"

My story is I’m messaging an unpleasant keyboard warrior with no photos.

All the best X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Idiot what’s you story

My story is I’m messaging an unpleasant keyboard warrior with no photos.

All the best X"

Great response

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Congratulations OP, you win weirdest thread of the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nope I just impress people with my humour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Idiot what’s you story"

Think you meant your. Who's the idiot?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't understand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't understand "

Neither do I.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Idiot what’s you story"

More to the point..

Whats yours?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"nope I just impress people with my humour "

You and your Jawdee humour x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't understand

Neither do I. "

Read the last bit about lies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never have and never will. To deceive is pointless as you'll be found out eventually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't understand

Neither do I.

Read the last bit about lies "

I have done. Questions that arise:

1. How are his height and/or nationality relevant?

2. Is your beef that he was driving or was driving “high”?

3. Maybe he doesn’t have a car, could he have been driving someone else’s?

4. Why would the amount of money he does or does not have impress her?

5. How is it impacting on you?

In response to what may or may not have been the point; I have not lied about my monetary worth to impress someone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"nope I just impress people with my humour

You and your Jawdee humour x "

and my love of peanut butter never fails me x

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Idiot what’s you story"

Have you just chose four random word's and thrown them together?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

No because I don't actually have any money. Honest.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't understand

Neither do I.

Read the last bit about lies

I have done. Questions that arise:

1. How are his height and/or nationality relevant?

2. Is your beef that he was driving or was driving “high”?

3. Maybe he doesn’t have a car, could he have been driving someone else’s?

4. Why would the amount of money he does or does not have impress her?

5. How is it impacting on you?

In response to what may or may not have been the point; I have not lied about my monetary worth to impress someone. "

1. Shorter men complain on here that because of their height there is no point trying. Nationality is to highlight the fact that english is not his first language and still gets dates.

2. I dont have any beef at all

3. The car is parked in his space next to mine.

4. Some men believe that you need money to get women. Highlighting the fact that he has money but doesn't rely on it, shows to those men money doesn't nean you get the girl.

5. Its not impacting me and I think because I mentioned nationality in this current political climate that I meant it negatively. The reason I posted this was because I thought it was funny, a real life situation of a guy telling women his broke to pull them is unusual isn't it

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Idiot what’s you story"

Strangest response of the day?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"nope I just impress people with my humour

You and your Jawdee humour x

and my love of peanut butter never fails me x"

Crikey, don't start me off again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't understand

Neither do I.

Read the last bit about lies

I have done. Questions that arise:

1. How are his height and/or nationality relevant?

2. Is your beef that he was driving or was driving “high”?

3. Maybe he doesn’t have a car, could he have been driving someone else’s?

4. Why would the amount of money he does or does not have impress her?

5. How is it impacting on you?

In response to what may or may not have been the point; I have not lied about my monetary worth to impress someone.

1. Shorter men complain on here that because of their height there is no point trying. Nationality is to highlight the fact that english is not his first language and still gets dates.

2. I dont have any beef at all

3. The car is parked in his space next to mine.

4. Some men believe that you need money to get women. Highlighting the fact that he has money but doesn't rely on it, shows to those men money doesn't nean you get the girl.

5. Its not impacting me and I think because I mentioned nationality in this current political climate that I meant it negatively. The reason I posted this was because I thought it was funny, a real life situation of a guy telling women his broke to pull them is unusual isn't it"

I think it’s the money thing that confused me. I’ve never known a chap try to pick up or impress a lady based on his apparent monetary wealth. I guess I’m too old to get this.

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By *oan of DArcCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Idiot what’s you story"

I'd stop using the forum if I was you, your contributions are adding to the list of why people wouldn't want to consider you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No because I don't actually have any money. Honest."

This ^^^^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"nope I just impress people with my humour

You and your Jawdee humour x

and my love of peanut butter never fails me x

Crikey, don't start me off again "

why not just share our for peanut butter

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't understand

Neither do I.

Read the last bit about lies

I have done. Questions that arise:

1. How are his height and/or nationality relevant?

2. Is your beef that he was driving or was driving “high”?

3. Maybe he doesn’t have a car, could he have been driving someone else’s?

4. Why would the amount of money he does or does not have impress her?

5. How is it impacting on you?

In response to what may or may not have been the point; I have not lied about my monetary worth to impress someone.

1. Shorter men complain on here that because of their height there is no point trying. Nationality is to highlight the fact that english is not his first language and still gets dates.

2. I dont have any beef at all

3. The car is parked in his space next to mine.

4. Some men believe that you need money to get women. Highlighting the fact that he has money but doesn't rely on it, shows to those men money doesn't nean you get the girl.

5. Its not impacting me and I think because I mentioned nationality in this current political climate that I meant it negatively. The reason I posted this was because I thought it was funny, a real life situation of a guy telling women his broke to pull them is unusual isn't it

I think it’s the money thing that confused me. I’ve never known a chap try to pick up or impress a lady based on his apparent monetary wealth. I guess I’m too old to get this. "

Really... like Really you haven't seen that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't understand

Neither do I.

Read the last bit about lies

I have done. Questions that arise:

1. How are his height and/or nationality relevant?

2. Is your beef that he was driving or was driving “high”?

3. Maybe he doesn’t have a car, could he have been driving someone else’s?

4. Why would the amount of money he does or does not have impress her?

5. How is it impacting on you?

In response to what may or may not have been the point; I have not lied about my monetary worth to impress someone.

1. Shorter men complain on here that because of their height there is no point trying. Nationality is to highlight the fact that english is not his first language and still gets dates.

2. I dont have any beef at all

3. The car is parked in his space next to mine.

4. Some men believe that you need money to get women. Highlighting the fact that he has money but doesn't rely on it, shows to those men money doesn't nean you get the girl.

5. Its not impacting me and I think because I mentioned nationality in this current political climate that I meant it negatively. The reason I posted this was because I thought it was funny, a real life situation of a guy telling women his broke to pull them is unusual isn't it

I think it’s the money thing that confused me. I’ve never known a chap try to pick up or impress a lady based on his apparent monetary wealth. I guess I’m too old to get this.

Really... like Really you haven't seen that"

Yes really. It’s not something that makes my fandango flutter in the slightest, in fact it’s rather dull. Someone’s wit, brain and self confidence is far more enticing than their car.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Congratulations OP, you win weirdest thread of the day "
its only 8.25 give ut time

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe


"No because I don't actually have any money. Honest."

That's hot!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"No because I don't actually have any money. Honest.

That's hot! "

Ok ok I have about £13 in my purse it's yours.

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