FabSwingers.com forum: Show us your white bits

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Weather is amazing this weekend and there's going to be alot of Tommy tomatoe faces. Please be careful and protect. What yous all doing in this wonderful weather. Don't say sitting in watching the fuckin royal wedding.

Show us your white bits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here's my arse, if you can cope with the glare.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm from the north....

My white bits are all pale blue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm from the north....

My white bits are all pale blue

Isn't that a sign of royalty?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dnt have any white bits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dnt have any white bits

Ooo correct, miss

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By *eal_curves_is_backWoman
over a year ago

London

The whole of me is very pale. No bits.

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Ha ha that's pretty much all of me as a redhead!

Just put my high factor on though

Miss

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ha ha that's pretty much all of me as a redhead!

Just put my high factor on though

Miss"

Good stuff.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Here's my arse, if you can cope with the glare.

I'm blind.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I dnt have any white bits

You been sunbathing in birthday suit?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm from the north....

My white bits are all pale blue

Blue is the only colour.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I have white boobs and belly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have white boobs and belly. "

Your task to write boobs on your belly with factor 50 and get in sun. I expect pics.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm just getting arse tanned and then I may sit in sun.

Yes I'm laughing at own jokes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just white bits or burnt bits too?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just white bits or burnt bits too?"

Both please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm currently on my garden sofa topping up my tan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no white bits. I have bits that are darker than others but none white...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm currently on my garden sofa topping up my tan "

Very good, turn over and I'll put cream on your back....then I'll put sun tan lotion on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have no white bits. I have bits that are darker than others but none white..."

Yeh ballsack is always a different shade.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All my bits are white...

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By *rNaughtyNickMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All my bits are white..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All my bits are white...

If I catch the sun I look like an overweight Swan Vesta!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm no white bits here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All my bits are white...

If I catch the sun I look like an overweight Swan Vesta! "

I go like cuprinol man, I could hide against a garden fence panel.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hmm no white bits here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dnt have any white bits

You been sunbathing in birthday suit? "

I have ny own sunbed

dnt wan a scare the neighbours nuddy sunbathing !!!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
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over a year ago

Central

I typically return from holidays whiter than when I leave the UK. I'm mainly white atm all over but have a fair complexion that can burn - as well as age - in the sun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m tanning my white arse in the garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still working on the white bits dans le jardin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All my bits are white. True Scottish complexion.

~Mia

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I dnt have any white bits

You been sunbathing in birthday suit?

I have ny own sunbed

dnt wan a scare the neighbours nuddy sunbathing !!!

Do it. I dare you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I typically return from holidays whiter than when I leave the UK. I'm mainly white atm all over but have a fair complexion that can burn - as well as age - in the sun.

I know I'm gonna end up like a dfs leather sofa.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m tanning my white arse in the garden"

Good man, even better get someone to tan it for you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Still working on the white bits dans le jardin!

Mange tu mange tu.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All my bits are white. True Scottish complexion.

~Mia"

You'd like to know my secret would You? Have you ever heard of a thing called butter? (Little Britain Scottish hotel manager)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All my bits are white. True Scottish complexion.

~Mia

You'd like to know my secret would You? Have you ever heard of a thing called butter? (Little Britain Scottish hotel manager)

No, but have you heard of a vegetable that's not a vegetable but fruit. It's red and sometimes soft to the touch?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All my bits are white. True Scottish complexion.

~Mia

You'd like to know my secret would You? Have you ever heard of a thing called butter? (Little Britain Scottish hotel manager)

No, but have you heard of a vegetable that's not a vegetable but fruit. It's red and sometimes soft to the touch?

And can be mistoken as a vegetable. Yeeeeaaassss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have to meet me to see my areas of whiteness.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You have to meet me to see my areas of whiteness. "

Dana I'd love to see your white bits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have to meet me to see my areas of whiteness.

Dana I'd love to see your white bits.

They are pretty insignificant tbh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dnt have any white bits

You been sunbathing in birthday suit?

I have ny own sunbed

dnt wan a scare the neighbours nuddy sunbathing !!!

Do it. I dare you.

you'd hear the screaming all the way over in liverpool

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You have to meet me to see my areas of whiteness.

Dana I'd love to see your white bits.

They are pretty insignificant tbh. "

Don't be like that you're lovely. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I dnt have any white bits

You been sunbathing in birthday suit?

I have ny own sunbed

dnt wan a scare the neighbours nuddy sunbathing !!!

Do it. I dare you.

you'd hear the screaming all the way over in liverpool

I can't hear it for police sirens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dnt have any white bits

You been sunbathing in birthday suit?

I have ny own sunbed

dnt wan a scare the neighbours nuddy sunbathing !!!

Do it. I dare you.

you'd hear the screaming all the way over in liverpool

I can't hear it for police sirens

behave yourself then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I dnt have any white bits

You been sunbathing in birthday suit?

I have ny own sunbed

dnt wan a scare the neighbours nuddy sunbathing !!!

Do it. I dare you.

you'd hear the screaming all the way over in liverpool

I can't hear it for police sirens

behave yourself then

It's not me honest officer I never robbed them socks off her line.

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By *arlo82Woman
over a year ago

the gym and random places

What white bits?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What white bits?

You have even tan all over you cheat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im white all over

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im white all over

Gorgeous though, my grandad was from Galway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dnt have any white bits

You been sunbathing in birthday suit?

I have ny own sunbed

dnt wan a scare the neighbours nuddy sunbathing !!!

Do it. I dare you.

you'd hear the screaming all the way over in liverpool

I can't hear it for police sirens

behave yourself then

It's not me honest officer I never robbed them socks off her line.

Socks ?!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I dnt have any white bits

You been sunbathing in birthday suit?

I have ny own sunbed

dnt wan a scare the neighbours nuddy sunbathing !!!

Do it. I dare you.

you'd hear the screaming all the way over in liverpool

I can't hear it for police sirens

behave yourself then

It's not me honest officer I never robbed them socks off her line.

Socks ?!?

Didn't you know all us Scousers rob socks off people's washing lines, saves my mother darning them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All over white!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All over white!

Wow I need sunglasses to look at that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Show us your white bits.

Can’t my red bits overwhelm the white bits....hahaha

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

I'm kind of a pale blue with freckles - mmmmmm lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" Show us your white bits.

Can’t my red bits overwhelm the white bits....hahaha"

Get some after sun on that fella.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm kind of a pale blue with freckles - mmmmmm lovely

Nought wrong with that lass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dnt have any white bits

You been sunbathing in birthday suit?

I have ny own sunbed

dnt wan a scare the neighbours nuddy sunbathing !!!

Do it. I dare you.

you'd hear the screaming all the way over in liverpool

I can't hear it for police sirens

behave yourself then

It's not me honest officer I never robbed them socks off her line.

Socks ?!?

Didn't you know all us Scousers rob socks off people's washing lines, saves my mother darning them.

suppose its better than nicking knickers off the line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deep inside I'm still the goth I was.

. Goth plus suntan doesn't go

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I dnt have any white bits

You been sunbathing in birthday suit?

I have ny own sunbed

dnt wan a scare the neighbours nuddy sunbathing !!!

Do it. I dare you.

you'd hear the screaming all the way over in liverpool

I can't hear it for police sirens

behave yourself then

It's not me honest officer I never robbed them socks off her line.

Socks ?!?

Didn't you know all us Scousers rob socks off people's washing lines, saves my mother darning them.

suppose its better than nicking knickers off the line

I do that as well but only on Wednesdays when my name is Suzanne.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Deep inside I'm still the goth I was.

. Goth plus suntan doesn't go

You've turned a few arses red though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dnt have any white bits

You been sunbathing in birthday suit?

I have ny own sunbed

dnt wan a scare the neighbours nuddy sunbathing !!!

Do it. I dare you.

you'd hear the screaming all the way over in liverpool

I can't hear it for police sirens

behave yourself then

It's not me honest officer I never robbed them socks off her line.

Socks ?!?

Didn't you know all us Scousers rob socks off people's washing lines, saves my mother darning them.

suppose its better than nicking knickers off the line

I do that as well but only on Wednesdays when my name is Suzanne.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I dnt have any white bits

You been sunbathing in birthday suit?

I have ny own sunbed

dnt wan a scare the neighbours nuddy sunbathing !!!

Do it. I dare you.

you'd hear the screaming all the way over in liverpool

I can't hear it for police sirens

behave yourself then

It's not me honest officer I never robbed them socks off her line.

Socks ?!?

Didn't you know all us Scousers rob socks off people's washing lines, saves my mother darning them.

suppose its better than nicking knickers off the line

I do that as well but only on Wednesdays when my name is Suzanne.

It's Saturday so my name is.....

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

All my bits are white...I don't do tans.

Nita

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All my bits are white...I don't do tans.

Nita"

Good for you Nita, you stay tan de naturale.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"All my bits are white...I don't do tans.

Nita

Good for you Nita, you stay tan de naturale.

I wouldn't have much choice anyway

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All my bits are white...I don't do tans.

Nita

Good for you Nita, you stay tan de naturale.

I wouldn't have much choice anyway

Choice? I was given no choice, I was born a bellend.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Mine already on display

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine already on display

Ooohhh give us a Look, nice tan and rocking sun glasses. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That would be all of me then! Haha. I like to look after my skin, so i always use a high factor suncream, when its hot

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By *egs11ABCWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Iv got an all over tan , no white bits x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That would be all of me then! Haha. I like to look after my skin, so i always use a high factor suncream, when its hot

And with your dark hair it's beautiful. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Iv got an all over tan , no white bits x

Well done, does it get sunny in Aberdeen? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That would be all of me then! Haha. I like to look after my skin, so i always use a high factor suncream, when its hot

And with your dark hair it's beautiful. X

Aww thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That would be all of me then! Haha. I like to look after my skin, so i always use a high factor suncream, when its hot

And with your dark hair it's beautiful. X

Aww thank you

It's a pleasure. X

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Mine already on display

Ooohhh give us a Look, nice tan and rocking sun glasses. X

Thank you! ( my ski shades!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All my bits are white

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All my bits are white

Same here, I burn at the drop of a hat so I avoid the sun like the plague.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe we should take you naked sunbathing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine already on display

Ooohhh give us a Look, nice tan and rocking sun glasses. X

Thank you! ( my ski shades!) "

Tom cruise.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All my bits are white

And lovely bits they are.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All my bits are white

Same here, I burn at the drop of a hat so I avoid the sun like the plague."

Don't drop your hat then good sir.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe we should take you naked sunbathing

You could as I've got loads of white bits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just white bits or burnt bits too?"

Any of them sexy bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All my bits are white

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman
over a year ago

London

I don't have any white bits.

Do I want any white bits?

Maybe...

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By *arlo82Woman
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"What white bits?

You have even tan all over you cheat.

I don't like clothes.... it helps the sunshine

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By *igboy10essexMan
over a year ago

Upminster

"What white bits?

You have even tan all over you cheat.

I don't like clothes.... it helps the sunshine "

Wish I was your neighbour then x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't have any white bits.

Do I want any white bits?

Maybe...

I don't know what you mean madame.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What white bits?

You have even tan all over you cheat.

I don't like clothes.... it helps the sunshine "

I don't like clothes on you either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The palms of my hands are white

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What white bits?

You have even tan all over you cheat.

I don't like clothes.... it helps the sunshine

Wish I was your neighbour then x"

Neighbours, everybody needs good neighbours, with a little understanding.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The palms of my hands are white

If you slap me hard enough they'll go red.

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By *arlo82Woman
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"What white bits?

You have even tan all over you cheat.

I don't like clothes.... it helps the sunshine

Wish I was your neighbour then x

Neighbours, everybody needs good neighbours, with a little understanding.

My neighbours either don't notice or dont care....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All my bits are white

And lovely bits they are.

Why thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What white bits?

You have even tan all over you cheat.

I don't like clothes.... it helps the sunshine

Wish I was your neighbour then x

Neighbours, everybody needs good neighbours, with a little understanding.

My neighbours either don't notice or dont care.... "

My name is Michael Paine and I am a nosey neighbour, now Mrs darlo at number 38 only sunbathes in her mood mind. (Fast show, 90's comedy show)

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By *egs11ABCWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Iv got an all over tan , no white bits x

Well done, does it get sunny in Aberdeen? X "

Haha no fill in my holiday tan with sunbed!!

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