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"I'm from the north.... My white bits are all pale blue ![]() Isn't that a sign of royalty? ![]() | |||
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"Ha ha that's pretty much all of me as a redhead! Just put my high factor on though Miss" Good stuff. ![]() | |||
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"Here's my arse, if you can cope with the glare. ![]() I'm blind. ![]() | |||
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"I dnt have any white bits ![]() You been sunbathing in birthday suit? | |||
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"I'm from the north.... My white bits are all pale blue ![]() Blue is the only colour. ![]() | |||
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"I have white boobs and belly. " Your task to write boobs on your belly with factor 50 and get in sun. I expect pics. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'm currently on my garden sofa topping up my tan " Very good, turn over and I'll put cream on your back....then I'll put sun tan lotion on. ![]() | |||
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"I have no white bits. I have bits that are darker than others but none white..." Yeh ballsack is always a different shade. ![]() | |||
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"All my bits are white... ![]() ![]() If I catch the sun I look like an overweight Swan Vesta! | |||
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"All my bits are white... ![]() ![]() I go like cuprinol man, I could hide against a garden fence panel. | |||
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"I dnt have any white bits ![]() I have ny own sunbed ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I dnt have any white bits ![]() ![]() ![]() Do it. I dare you. ![]() | |||
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"I typically return from holidays whiter than when I leave the UK. I'm mainly white atm all over but have a fair complexion that can burn - as well as age - in the sun. ![]() I know I'm gonna end up like a dfs leather sofa. | |||
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"I’m tanning my white arse in the garden" Good man, even better get someone to tan it for you. ![]() | |||
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"Still working on the white bits dans le jardin! ![]() Mange tu mange tu. ![]() | |||
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"All my bits are white. True Scottish complexion. ~Mia" You'd like to know my secret would You? Have you ever heard of a thing called butter? (Little Britain Scottish hotel manager) ![]() | |||
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"All my bits are white. True Scottish complexion. ~Mia You'd like to know my secret would You? Have you ever heard of a thing called butter? (Little Britain Scottish hotel manager) ![]() No, but have you heard of a vegetable that's not a vegetable but fruit. It's red and sometimes soft to the touch? ![]() | |||
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"All my bits are white. True Scottish complexion. ~Mia You'd like to know my secret would You? Have you ever heard of a thing called butter? (Little Britain Scottish hotel manager) ![]() ![]() And can be mistoken as a vegetable. Yeeeeaaassss | |||
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"You have to meet me to see my areas of whiteness. " Dana I'd love to see your white bits. ![]() | |||
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"You have to meet me to see my areas of whiteness. Dana I'd love to see your white bits. ![]() They are pretty insignificant tbh. | |||
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"I dnt have any white bits ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"You have to meet me to see my areas of whiteness. Dana I'd love to see your white bits. ![]() Don't be like that you're lovely. X | |||
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"I dnt have any white bits ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I can't hear it for police sirens ![]() | |||
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"I dnt have any white bits ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I dnt have any white bits ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It's not me honest officer I never robbed them socks off her line. ![]() | |||
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"What white bits? ![]() You have even tan all over you cheat. ![]() | |||
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"Im white all over ![]() Gorgeous though, my grandad was from Galway. ![]() | |||
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"I dnt have any white bits ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Socks ?!? ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I dnt have any white bits ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Didn't you know all us Scousers rob socks off people's washing lines, saves my mother darning them. ![]() | |||
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"All over white! ![]() Wow I need sunglasses to look at that. ![]() | |||
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" Show us your white bits. ![]() Can’t my red bits overwhelm the white bits....hahaha | |||
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" Show us your white bits. ![]() Get some after sun on that fella. ![]() | |||
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"I'm kind of a pale blue with freckles - mmmmmm lovely ![]() Nought wrong with that lass. ![]() | |||
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"I dnt have any white bits ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I dnt have any white bits ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I do that as well but only on Wednesdays when my name is Suzanne. ![]() | |||
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"Deep inside I'm still the goth I was. . Goth plus suntan doesn't go ![]() You've turned a few arses red though. ![]() | |||
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"I dnt have any white bits ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I dnt have any white bits ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It's Saturday so my name is..... | |||
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"All my bits are white...I don't do tans. Nita" Good for you Nita, you stay tan de naturale. ![]() | |||
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"All my bits are white...I don't do tans. Nita Good for you Nita, you stay tan de naturale. ![]() I wouldn't have much choice anyway ![]() | |||
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"All my bits are white...I don't do tans. Nita Good for you Nita, you stay tan de naturale. ![]() ![]() Choice? I was given no choice, I was born a bellend. ![]() | |||
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"Mine already on display ![]() Ooohhh give us a Look, nice tan and rocking sun glasses. X ![]() | |||
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"That would be all of me then! Haha. I like to look after my skin, so i always use a high factor suncream, when its hot ![]() And with your dark hair it's beautiful. X ![]() | |||
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"Iv got an all over tan , no white bits x ![]() Well done, does it get sunny in Aberdeen? X | |||
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"That would be all of me then! Haha. I like to look after my skin, so i always use a high factor suncream, when its hot ![]() ![]() Aww thank you ![]() | |||
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"That would be all of me then! Haha. I like to look after my skin, so i always use a high factor suncream, when its hot ![]() ![]() ![]() It's a pleasure. X | |||
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"Mine already on display ![]() ![]() Thank you! ( my ski shades!) | |||
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"All my bits are white ![]() Same here, I burn at the drop of a hat so I avoid the sun like the plague. | |||
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"Mine already on display ![]() ![]() Tom cruise. ![]() | |||
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"All my bits are white ![]() Don't drop your hat then good sir. ![]() | |||
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"Maybe we should take you naked sunbathing ![]() You could as I've got loads of white bits. ![]() | |||
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"Just white bits or burnt bits too?" Any of them sexy bum ![]() | |||
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"What white bits? ![]() ![]() I don't like clothes.... it helps the sunshine | |||
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"What white bits? ![]() ![]() Wish I was your neighbour then x | |||
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"I don't have any white bits. Do I want any white bits? Maybe... ![]() ![]() ![]() I don't know what you mean madame. ![]() | |||
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"What white bits? ![]() ![]() I don't like clothes on you either. ![]() | |||
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"What white bits? ![]() ![]() Neighbours, everybody needs good neighbours, with a little understanding. ![]() | |||
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"The palms of my hands are white ![]() If you slap me hard enough they'll go red. ![]() | |||
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"What white bits? ![]() ![]() ![]() My neighbours either don't notice or dont care.... | |||
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"All my bits are white ![]() ![]() Why thank you ![]() | |||
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"What white bits? ![]() ![]() ![]() My name is Michael Paine and I am a nosey neighbour, now Mrs darlo at number 38 only sunbathes in her mood mind. (Fast show, 90's comedy show) ![]() | |||
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"Iv got an all over tan , no white bits x ![]() Haha no fill in my holiday tan with sunbed!! ![]() | |||
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